XY.096 People can't be beaten and dogs can't be salted
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have started a new phase of the purchase of agricultural products, and interested parties can go and see the reminder signs outside." The director prompted on the side.
Several people who were sitting there chatting shouted one after another when they heard the director's words.
"Director, since you prompted, then you can just say it."
"yes, why do you do so much, it seems to be very formal."
"You have to keep up with the times and use efficient methods."
Only Xue Zhiqian, who had just come, was a little confused.
Seeing Xue Zhiqian's appearance, Bai Yi said kindly: "You also say a few words, our director likes us to treat him like this." ”
Is it really to experience the life you want to live here? Why is there a director of this project, and it is still a full member's scare, is it really good?
As an innocent little prince, Xue Zhiqian, who has been on a few music shows, really doesn't know how to play.
Listening to their words, the director turned his head with a blank expression.
He has long been accustomed to such things, and he has completed the transformation from a Taoist director to a Buddhist director.
Seeing that the director was becoming more and more shrewd, Bai Yi could only extend his claws to Xue Zhiqian next to him.
"Teacher Xue, how old are you?" Bai Yi asked with a white look.
"Don't, if you want, call me Qianqian, or call me Xue Zhiqian, I'm 31 this year, what's wrong?" Xue Zhiqian said seriously.
He started to get confused from the moment he came to this show, and he really couldn't understand what they were doing.
"Oh, humility, look, I'm the youngest here, I'm only 28, Teacher He and Teacher Huang are all old bones, just said by the program team, you want to go to see the reminder card, you respect the old and love the young." Bai Yi said with a smile, it was much more comfortable after the skin was finished.
"What?" Xue Zhiqian looked at Bai Yi dumbfounded.
I thought Bai Yi was a good person, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.
"Well, I think what Xiao Yi said is very right, respecting the old and loving the young is our traditional Chinese virtue, you know humility." Huang Shi also laughed on the side.
There's no way, Xue Zhiqian's cute appearance makes them feel embarrassed not to bully him.
Seeing that the three of them were all staring at him, Xue Zhiqian could only run out to look at the reminder board.
There is a saying that people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and he still has to rely on them to break corn, so he can only wait for the next opportunity He will definitely let them taste this taste.
Poor Xue Zhiqian, until now, he still thinks what He Jiong said is true.
But it's also normal, He Jiong looks like a good gentleman in many people's hearts, how could he have thought that he would trick people.
"I saw it, and it said that because the nearby towns and villages urgently needed a batch of soybeans, we could exchange 100 catties of soybeans for 2,000 corn." Xue Zhiqian calmed his mind and ran over and said.
"Come on, director, what kind of moth have you come up with?" Huangshi asked.
They don't know much about soybeans.
When the soybeans were in the ground, they just looked at them casually, there were not many of them, and they didn't think about eating soybeans, so they didn't move.
And the director can't say it, when the show was prepared, they thought very well, and there were a little more types.
But now it turns out that some of them are redundant, because some of their produce is not touched at all.
This does not conform to the plan of the program group, so they can only discount and promote.
"As you can see, there is actually only a little place for soybeans, which we calculated when we planted them, and it was about a hundred, so you just need to get those soybeans back to offset your corn." The director said with a smile.
The director is also good, compared to corn, soybeans are actually a little easier, after all, pull the soybeans home, and then wait for the sun to crack before they are beaten. Of course, there are fewer soybeans and less time.
"Well, a hundred pounds is too much, right? How about fifty pounds? Huangshi said as usual.
"A hundred catties of soybeans, if you don't want to, go pick corn." The director didn't have anything to do with them at all, and directly settled on it.
"Ouch, you're still grumpy." Huang Shi looked at the director in surprise.
"What should I do?" He Jiong asked, depending on the director's meaning, he just won't talk to them.
"It's okay, anyway, we're going to break corn, so we'll go break soybeans." Huangshi waved his hand.
Hey, the current program group is no longer the program group of the year, and the routines have become dirty.
But to put it mildly, in fact, Huangshi still took advantage of them, as long as they wore protection, it was easier than breaking corn.
As for Xue Zhiqian, he watched the big guy speak from the sidelines and trembled.
The more he watched this show, the more he felt that this program group was not a serious program, claiming to be a longing for life, but the result was to work every day? He might as well at home.
"Okay then! Let's go? He Jiong nodded.
"Let's go!" A few people packed up their things.
When the people were about to set off together, Xue Zhiqian pointed at Wang Wang and said, "Hey, don't you take it with you?" ”
"Huh?" Several people were stunned.
What are you going to do with Wangwang, or it will stay good.
Speaking of which, Wang Wang's status in the family is getting lower and lower.
Wang Wang lay on the cool bed and looked at a few people: when he hugged someone, he was Xiao Tiantian, and when something happened, he even forgot who they were.
"What are you doing with Wangwang?" Bai Yi asked suspiciously.
"Look at it, lie down every day, let it exercise more, let's go to work, let it work, we have to treat it fairly." Xue Zhiqian said very seriously.
"It? Work? It's not the same as it used to be, it used to be able to circle around us, and now it just lies there and watches us go around in circles. He Jiong shook his head and said.
It learned the salted fish skills of its master Bai Yi very seriously.
"That's just right, people can't be beaten without fighting, and dogs can't be taught to be salted fish." Xue Zhiqian thought about it.
"That's right, that's right. Be humble, it will ask you, and you must help us teach it to be a good Wang Wang who loves the motherland, the people, and labor. Bai Yi nodded.
What Xue Zhiqian said really makes sense, since this is the case, then this arduous task will be handed over to him.
"Okay, I'll teach him to you, I'm a good friend of humans, oh no, a good owner of dogs." Xue Zhiqian said with an oath.
He is a well-known dog boy, and the dogs he has raised are not boastful.
"In that case, let's go." He Jiong nodded.
"Don't you take a dog leash?" Xue Zhiqian asked in a daze.
How can I bring it without a dog leash, and what if it is the same as my own little baby, what if I let myself go?
"No, you just hug it, it's so lazy that strangers don't react when they hug it." Huang Shi said with a smile.
But it's not accurate, it's just that when its owner is there, it won't resist when it's held.
"Oh no, what if I let it work and it runs away?" Xue Zhiqian shook his head and thought seriously.
"Okay, I'll go get a leash." He Jiong nodded, since Xue Zhiqian had an idea, he would not refuse.
He Jiong came out with a dog chain and handed it to Xue Zhiqian.
Xue Zhiqian brought it to Wang Wang, and sure enough, as Huang Shi said, he would not resist at all, so he lay there like a salted fish, letting Xue Zhiqian toss.