"You...... Don't you dare! Ye Qinglan shouted.

"Why don't you dare, you call it, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you."

Lu Yu smiled more and more heartily, like a big demon king who had robbed the princess and was about to commit violence.

He took the scissors and gestured on Ye Qinglan's body, Ye Qinglan's body had goosebumps layer by layer, scared!

"Hey...... You're not really going to cut off my ...... That's it, right? Her voice trembled.

"Think I'm a good man with Lu Yu, a seven-foot Angzang, like the kind of person who doesn't talk much?"

The scissors wandered to Ye Qinglan's chest and clicked-

Ye Qinglan cried. Teardrops the size of beans slid down her cheeks.

However, the imaginary intense pain did not come.

She looked at Lu Yu.

"Sorry, it's crooked. Yours is too big for me to aim. Lu Yu explained very seriously.

“……”

Ye Qinglan was about to faint.

"But mother-in-law, I suddenly found that your nose is also very good-looking, why don't I cut off your nose first?"

Comparing the scissors to Ye Qinglan's nose, he said with a smile: "This is very easy to aim, it will definitely not be cut off, I'll count one, two, three, and then we'll start to get good, okay?" ”

Devil, no, this guy is definitely the Demon King!

Ye Qinglan collapsed.

Wail.

"It's ugly to cry." Lu Yu frowned, "I'll count three times, if you cry again, I'll really cut it, if you don't cut it, you're born if you don't cut it." ”

III.2......

Before she finished counting, Ye Qinglan shut up, she didn't cry, her tears were still falling, her face was pale, and she bit her lip tightly.

"It's okay if I don't cut it, but you've really provoked me, and I don't have a good idea, and this is a very serious question." Lu Yu is colorful.

"Bastard, what do you want me to do?" Ye Qinglan scolded.

"Dare to curse?" Lu Yu's face turned cold.

Ye Qinglan shut up.

"Apologize to me." Lu Yu said.

"Right...... I'm sorry. Ye Qinglan gritted her teeth, and her voice was as low as a mosquito.

"Be louder, I can't hear you, master."

"I'm sorry!" She screamed.

"That's pretty much it." Lu Yu touched his chin.

"Now you can let me go, right?"

"Let you go, don't make trouble, how can I be so generous, I just charge some interest." Lu Yu smiled.

"And what do you really want?"

"Please me." The corners of Lu Yu's lips outlined a brilliant arc.

"Praise me for being handsome." He was right.

"This ......" Ye Qinglan broke out in a cold sweat, "you...... You're so handsome. ”

"Is there a little sincerity, you are so fake." Lu Yu didn't have a good airway.

"So what am I going to say?" Ye Qinglan asked weakly.

"Say that Lu Yu is handsome, Yushu is in the wind, Xu Gong in the north of the city, Pan'an is a fruit thrower, jade is metallographic, radiant, and ...... is high."

"Then you kill me!" Ye Qinglan gritted her teeth.

This son of a calf, dare you be a little more narcissistic and exaggerated.

"Well, the words of the world really can't fully describe my handsomeness, so I won't embarrass you." Lu Yu is colorful.

Ye Qinglan's face was full of black lines.

How shameless does a person have to be to be so shameless?

"You can let me go now, right?" She didn't have a good airway.

"Of course not, now you're going to call yourself ugly." Lu Yu said very seriously.

"You ......" Ye Qinglan was almost angry.

Why, are you still unrepentant? Lu Yu pressed his eyebrows, "Then I don't mind anymore-"

He played with the scissors in his hand, and there was a click.

"I'm ......" Ye Qinglan bit her lip, "I'm so ugly......"

Lu Yu looked at her, "Do you dare to attack me again?" ”

Ye Qinglan shook her head.

"Well, I decided to forgive you if you admit your mistakes with a good attitude, after all, I am a good person."

"That'...... Can you let me go now? Ye Qinglan's eyes rolled.

She admitted her mistake, she relented, just to let Lu Yu relax her vigilance, as long as she let her go, she would definitely kill this kid.

"Let you go?" Lu Yu laughed, "Mother-in-law, you treat me as stupid, I can't beat you, why should I let you go?" ”

"You...... Didn't you say you forgave me? Ye Qinglan shouted.

"I forgive you, but there is a logical relationship between forgiving you and letting you go?" Lu Yu was puzzled, "Haha, you're so stupid." ”

This trick Lu Ran learned from Liu Watermelon, and forcibly despised his opponent in terms of IQ......

Judging from Ye Qinglan's chest that rose and fell because of anger, this trick was actually quite good.

"Mother-in-law, there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break into, then don't blame the master for being ruthless, for the sake of your good attitude in confessing your guilt, you won't cut your breasts, but touching is always necessary."

He narrowed his eyes, stretched out his An Lushan claws, and was about to grab Ye Qinglan's upturned chest, Ye Qinglan closed her eyes tightly, her eyelashes trembled, could it be that her chest was really going to be grabbed by this guy - she wanted to die.

At this moment, there were footsteps outside the house, and a voice shouted: "Boss, it's not good, someone is coming to attack!" I don't know where it came from, but it looks like it's Japanese. ”

Then the door was pushed open, it was Zhao Lei.

And at this time, Lu Yu's hand was one centimeter away from Ye Qinglan's incomparably straight chest.

"Momfuck!"

Lu Yu was angry and looked at Zhao Lei.

Zhao Lei was also shocked by the picture in front of him.

This scene—

Ye Qinglan was lying.

Lu Yu rode on top of her.

Both of them were a little disheveled, and Ye Qinglan's cheeks were crimson with a weird tide.

This scene, this picture.

Beauty is another matter, but really—it's easy to think crookedly.

Zhao Lei stammered: "Yes, I'm sorry, boss, I didn't mean it." ”

He hurriedly went out, closed the door, and felt that something was wrong.

"Boss, someone is really calling!"

Smack-

Lu Yu opened the door by himself, "Stone, what's the matter?" ”

Zhao Lei was taken aback.

"Chief, you were wearing a bathrobe—"

"I'm getting dressed faster and talking less nonsense, what the hell is going on?" Lu Yu asked.

"There are enemies, a group of Japanese, with katanas, who have fenced this place." Zhao Lei explained.

"How's the combat power?"

"It's okay, but 'Orchid' sniped two, and they don't dare to rush in for the time being." Zhao Lei said.

"Is this so-" Lu Yu frowned and ordered: "Stone, you are guarding outside the door, don't let this girl run away, don't listen to what she says, this girl is much more powerful than you." ”

"Chief, weren't you just there—what were you?" Zhao Lei was puzzled.

Listening to Lu Yu's tone, how can she treat this girl as a class enemy.

Smack-

Lu Yu hit Zhao Lei on the head with a mallet.

Zhao Lei covered his head with great grievances.

"Why are you so dirty-" Lu Yu gave him a roll of his eyes.

"That's—"

"This woman is a spy, Lao Tzu was catching spies just now, do you understand?" Lu Yu said coldly.

"Yes." Zhao Lei nodded hurriedly.

……

Lu Yu walked to the front yard, Zhang Hu and Zhang Long were holding submachine guns and guarding at the door, Magnolia was holding a sniper rifle with night vision goggles, the cat was in the back position, Zheng Yingying was carrying a saber, and there were two corpses lying under him.

Outside the gate, a group of Japanese cursed and looked for cover.

"Team leader, it's a group of Japanese samurai, I don't know what they're doing here, at first they wanted to sneak in, and they were discovered by the deputy team leader." Zhao Xiaoman explained to Lu Yu.

"Just ask." Lu Yu squinted his eyes and waved his hand, and the bear cat came over, "Boss, what's the matter?" ”

"Let's go out and do it." Lu Yu smiled, "You work with me to copy their back door." ”

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