The plot of "Spelling Assistant" is very simple.

Bai Xiaofei and Yang Lan play two big-name "little fresh meat" respectively, and they are actually a couple whose relationship is not very harmonious.

The two each brought an assistant to film, and it happened that Bai Xiaofei's assistant had a problem, so he asked his father, who came to visit, that is, Li Tianlin, to act as an assistant.

Yang Lan also brought an assistant here.

As a result, the contest between the two "little fresh meats" began - the two sides put up a shelf and thought that they were talking badly, sending assistants to talk, comparing and drinking expensive drinks, competing to see who had an exclusive chair, showing off different (unknown) works...

The lines in it are sharp and funny.

And the whole sketch is complete!

From the beginning of the game, the applause and laughter of the audience did not stop!

“… According to your fourth uncle and grandfather, he means that he wants to remove the urinary catheter, what about you? ”

“… I want to drink water! ”

"Poor... Almost..."

"Almost, it's all almost flying, it's not a system thing!"

……

"My son is going to have a urinary catheter..."

"Who is your son? Am I your son? ”

“… Are you my father? ”

"I can be my own uncle, right? What kind of people are these! I tell you, you can't call me son, you have to... Gotta call me Little Feige."

"I'll slap you away, believe it or not!"

"You have to call me Brother Xiaofei, my assistants all call me Brother Xiaofei, can you give me some face, my classmates are here!"

……

"He's here, that, that, little Fei... I... My daughter-in-law is looking for you."

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Isn't his daughter-in-law Bai Xiaofei's mother!

Bai Xiaofei's expression froze: "Cough... It's that, brother and sister, mother, brother and sister, mother; Mom, what are you scolding me for, I didn't call your brother and sister, what are you scolding me for, why do you keep scolding me. My dad is here, and your call is too late. No, brother and sister, Mom... Okay, okay, okay. ”

When he calls his younger siblings, he pulls the phone farther away, and when he calls his mother, he pulls the phone closer...

It's hard not to feel funny with small expressions...

"Hey, I said why is your daughter-in-law so angry, how can you discipline me like training your son.

"Then my daughter-in-law has something wrong, I'll clean him up when I go back..."

……

"I've been too busy lately, so I have a problem, I want to drink some red wine before I start work, relax and relax, has Nan Nan wine woken up?"

"Virtue, look at her like that, I can still get along with her, what's the bear, I can't act without drinking, right?"

"Isn't this relaxing, come, give you some little Feige."

"Wait a minute, pour any wine into it, I tell you, I only drink Lafite when I drink red wine, and it must be 82 years old!"

"You give me a whole bit of color, don't embarrass me when it's over, if you have something, top it."

"Dumplings, I brought you some dipping vinegar..."

"Okay, that's almost, hurry up..."

Li Tianlin took a large bucket of vinegar, Yang Lan glanced at it, and said directly: "... Xiaofei, you Lafite in bulk? ”

The audience was crazy with joy, and a few of them were desperately patting their thighs...

……

The director is on the stage, it's Xiao Jiu.

"Two big names, today we are a play, let me tell you about this play, Teacher Bai Xiaofei invited Teacher Yang Lan to dance, and then Teacher Yang Lan, you just agree, it's just a simple scene. Two of you, this is the script. ”

"The right word comes... This lady, I want to be passionate about you..."

Yang Lan complained: "Director, I can't shoot this, Bai Xiaofei said that he wants to passion me!" ”

Xiao Jiu laughed with him: "Teacher Bai, look, this is not appropriate, it's not beautiful, and he is still passionate about what he does." ”

"Just your broken words are written here, you see, this lady, I want passion,

"Teacher, don't you write this, ma'am, I want to invite you..."

Another burst of laughter...

I dare to mispronounce the word 'invite'!

……

"This lady, I'd like to ask you to do a dance, 11 words, right?"

"Yes!"

"Eleven words... Come, start 12345, 1234567"

“12”

"Okay, call it a day!"

"No, the two teachers, Teacher Yang and Teacher Bai, what are you doing, aren't we dancing? Why are you still counting? ”

"I have a lot of emotions, won't your later dubbing be over

"No, Mr. Bai, let's talk at the same time, and besides, just one word, can't we remember it?"

……

This sketch is used to satirize some actors who don't memorize the script, and directly say the numbers according to how many words the script has, and the later dubbing...

This time and space, like the original time and space, is just facing the era when small fresh meat is in power and traffic is king.

Many people in the media are reporting on the abuse of stand-ins and big names in filming, relying on the support of fans, all kinds of waves...

There is a digital lady in the front, and there is a Wen substitute for Wu in the back, and even an inverted model stand-in!

A small fresh meat filming, the time given was very tight, the crew was forced to be anxious, the real person turned the mold, and ordered two human skin masks, except for the close-up shot, all of them were shot with stand-ins, which was breathtaking...

At the end of the performance, the audience laughed and burst into tears, applauding desperately one by one, and the cheers were about to overturn the entire hall!

"Thank you, Bai Xiaofei and Yang Lan for bringing us such a funny sketch."

Wu Bo presided as usual.

He likes this sketch very much, and according to his own judging criteria, "Spelling Assistant" can at least rank among the top three!

It's a pity...

"Thank you for the laughter and applause from the audience!"

Bai Xiaofei bowed ninety degrees and folded his hands.

"Can you tell me how you want to make such a sketch?"

“… Well, it's mainly because I promised the audience to do a simple and hilarious story in the last issue, but recently because of some things, the profession of actor is becoming more and more looked down upon, I think those people are not real actors at all, actors as a profession were born before the invention of film, and the actors at that time were all stage actors, and they sang Shakespeare's sonnets or George Bernard Shaw's "Joan of Arc"!

"Real actors have faith, and for them, the drama is bigger than the sky! In my first class in Chinese opera, my instructor taught us this: "To be an actor, you must first learn to be a person!" If an actor is not good at acting, others can only say that you are ugly, but if you are not good, others will say that you are not good, so what is more important to an actor than acting is actually to be a person. ”

“… So, what do you want to say to the audience? ”

Wu Bo felt that Bai Xiaofei was a little out of control, and hurriedly interrupted what he was about to say.

"Uh... Thank you to the audience, and especially thank Xihong TV for giving me this opportunity to regain my understanding of acting, of course, in the end, I would like to thank a group of my friends, Zhang Shan, Dong Jian and Sister Yang Lan, especially Sister Yang Lan, she turned down the invitation of the three dramas and specially vacated the schedule to accompany me to participate in "The Comedian"..."

As he spoke, Bai Xiaofei was moved to tears by his words...

The audience was a little baffled.

Of course, some of them know that Bai Xiaofei may have to leave "The Comedian"...

"I can't go any further for personal reasons, anyway, I'm sorry for the audience who has always supported me..."

A neat commotion began to erupt from the sidelines.