There is no doubt that men and women are in the same room, and if there is no obstacle in some way, something will definitely happen.

If a man wants something to happen but it doesn't, it's because he's thinking too much.

If a woman wants something to happen but doesn't, it's because she doesn't give enough hints.

If both aspects are in place, and it still doesn't happen, it's the woman's aunt!

Hey, this thing of the eldest aunt is definitely a sin created by Nuwa.

You said that when you rubbed clay people, why were you so ruthless?

It's not only hard for women, it's hard for men!

Therefore, in addition to makeup, women will have a lot of expenses every month...

There is also a movie in India dedicated to this thing - "Pad Man", which is based on a true story, and once it was released, it set off a revolution about aunt towels throughout India!

Hey, I think that the Chinese Empire has greatly surpassed India in terms of economy, science and technology, industry and military power today, and the quality of the population has greatly exceeded that of India.

India has several word-of-mouth movies every year, what about China?

I am complacent every day, and the total box office will immediately surpass that of the United States...

What's the use? Every year, foreign imported films and buyout pieces can account for half of the country, and people regard us as a dumping ground!

Cross out, pull away...

……

The result of dissatisfaction was the shooting the next day, and Bai Xiaofei rarely forgot his words.

"I'm sorry, I'll do it again..."

"I'm sorry..."

So much so that director Yang Fan had to suspend filming and let Bai Xiaofei recover for a while.

"What's wrong with you today? Homesick? ”

The young lady slept well last night, leaning on her boyfriend's arms, grabbing his handle in her hand, very warm and heartwarming!

I can't sleep hard without considering my boyfriend at all!

“… I want to you! ”

Glaring at the culprit, Bai Xiaofei didn't hide it at all.

“… I... I'm going to get ready, it's my turn..."

Domineering love words or something, the young lady couldn't resist at all, and hurriedly left the scene...

Hey, a new discovery, I didn't expect the young lady to still hide the shaking!

In the future, you can go to the domineering president fan!

Driving a luxury car of millions, wearing a neat suit, he walked up to the young lady indifferently and ruthlessly, and said coldly: "Woman, follow me!" "Woman, you're playing with fire. ”

The young lady said no, no, and her heart was already upside down.

Uh, millions of luxury cars are a bit overhanging, let's replace them with bicycles!

It's the fan that I want!

"It's the first time I've spent the New Year outside, and I'm a little uncomfortable?"

The young lady walked away, and Mr. Wu came over with concern.

How to say it, Bai Xiaofei was recommended by him to join the crew, and his performance was not good, and his face was gloomy.

“… No, it just didn't have a good night's rest last night. ”

Bai Xiaofei hurriedly stood up and explained.

"Look at the dark circles on your face, you can tell!"

Wu Bo smiled: "As actors, some things are inevitable, when our filming is over, you can spend more time with your father!" ”

“… Okay, I see, Mr. Wu. ”

After Wu Bo left, Zhao Yan and Hai Lan came over together...

……

Hey, suddenly I established an impression of acting in the crew, and if I didn't perform well, many people asked questions...

It can be seen that Bai Xiaofei's status in the entire crew!

In the afternoon shooting, Bai Xiaofei regained his senses, at least he didn't forget the words - he rested for half an hour at noon.

After all, it was the Chinese New Year's Eve, and at three o'clock, the crew closed the camera, and all the staff and actors returned to the hotel together.

The producers arranged a lavish dinner.

Dinner!

There were twenty people at each table, and there were more than thirty tables.

There are only two bottles of liquor, after all, I have to continue shooting tomorrow, and I drank too much to shoot images...

In the toasting session, you can see the popularity of the main creative team in the crew, and Bai Xiaofei was almost drunk.

The crew especially likes Bai Xiaofei, there is no shelf, and it is a joke when he opens his mouth!

Xiaobai got up from the bottom in his last life, and it is not easy to know that these people are not easy, of course, he also has the purpose of winning over a group of people - "Knocking on the Door of Heaven" He is going to find a group of trustworthy and experienced staff.

"Waste Wood Brothers" is a bit laborious, if it weren't for Bai Xiaofei's comprehensive skills, plus the scenes are really simple, it would be impossible to complete the filming within a month!

He has already started to write the storyboard script of "Knocking on the Door of Heaven", which has a lot of group plays, and the actors who can mobilize the group actors are all experienced and capable staff, and the ability of the interns is too poor!

The entire crew of "Heart Art" is very in line with Bai Xiaofei's requirements.

Especially the assistant director of Group B, Huang Tian, feels that his ability is not weaker than Yang Fan at all, if he is willing to join "Knocking on the Door of Heaven", presumably Bai Xiaofei can save a lot of trouble!

Talent is rare!

"Xiaobai... Xiaobai..."

Zhao Yan, who was sitting next to him, pushed him, which woke Bai Xiaofei up from the plan to pull people.

"What's wrong?"

"Sister Hong said she wanted to hear you tell a joke!"

“… Okay, Sister Hong, meat or vegetarian? ”

Sister Hong is an investor!

Li Yanhong, 32 years old, is said to be an elite in the industry.

However, to be honest, Bai Xiaofei had never heard of her before.

It should be from Hong Kong.

He looks okay, with a small round face, a beautiful mole in the center of his eyebrows, and long hair.

The producer of "Mental Art", Shanghai Film Emperor, is a joint venture film and television company between Shanghai Film and Emperor, and has produced "Myth" and "Slam Dunk"...

“… Vegetarian bar! ”

Li Yanhong looked at Bai Xiaofei with a smile.

Don't get me wrong, she just admired him and didn't think about lulling him to sleep.

"Then I'll tell you an audition joke!"

After clearing his throat, Bai Xiaofei opened his mouth and came: "I have a friend who participated in the audition, and the director asked him what he was good at, and he said, 'My lines are very good!'" When the director heard this, he smiled disdainfully: "Boo the lines in the puppet line, what is the danger of the puppet yellow?" You're a class to get milk! ’”

“…”

"Tongue twister flying?"

"A little."

"Tell a gray story..."

“… Director, you're talking about gray fertilizer, right? ”

"When the chickens arrived, they asked me!"

"Gray fertilizer volatilization will turn black, black fertilizer volatilization will gray!"

"Get out!"

“… Why? ”

"You can't make a chicken with a mouth!"

The joke is over, and the scene is a little cold...

It took a long time before someone laughed.

Bai Xiaofei is very depressed, this paragraph is what he pressed to the bottom of the box, and he usually doesn't say it.

In the past, every time I said 'Banmen makes milk', the people who listened to it were already happy, wasn't the expression right?

"Haha..."

Sister Hong took the lead in laughing, and all the actors on the table laughed along...

Only then did Bai Xiaofei react, Li Yanhong is a Hong Kong native, and her Mandarin is very ordinary, very typical of Hong Kong Putonghua.

If she goes to her heart, then Bai Xiaofei will have to get out!

exposed her shortcomings in front of investors, Bai Xiaofei is an old birthday star hanging, and she has a long life!

Two glasses of wine and forgot even the most basic things?

"Haha... Where do you have so many actor friends? ”