The 171st Golden Toilet
Looking at his body, Lin Yang was narcissistic for a minute, he really didn't know that his body had such a big charm before, if it weren't for the small scar on his stomach that was a flaw, it would be really perfect.
Although what this guy said is very fake, it is not all unheard, at least about his own charm is still in line with reality.
"If you come out to mix, you have to be honest!"
Lin Yang glanced at him. I really want to spit on him, what qualifications do people like you have to say the word integrity, and I am fucking afraid of insulting such a good term when it comes to male thieves and female prostitutes. Don't block the ancestors, let them close their eyes in peace.
Lin Yang didn't answer him in the form of words, but just nodded against his will. I really feel sad for someone like him, how did he develop such a filthy character?
He moved his upper body, fortunately, although it was a bit wooden, but basically under his control.
"That's good, it's easy for me to trust others, you must not lie to me, I have taken such pains to help you arrange the road to wealth, you must not let me down!"
Lin Yang has already admired it so much, there are more shameless people, and today he is the most king he has seen, who dares to say that there are more shameless people in this world than him?
"I won't let you down, how can I not understand your good intentions, don't worry! I'll repay you well, and I won't run away! ”
Although Lin Yang said this, it could be seen from this guy's eyes that he did not give up his guard and chose to believe him. Lin Yang knows the secret of his mixing up to now, no wonder he can be a foreman among so many people, it turns out that such a small position has to go through fierce competition! Really sweating for this guy, maybe he will be trampled under his feet by someone else that day.
By then, will you still be able to clean yourself? Can you still say that your innate hardware is not good? The ghost will care about your troubles, either change careers or fucking upgrade your equipment.
If you really want to see him embarrassed, it's best to trample him under your feet, then you can relieve your anger!
Believe that if you continue to do what he asks, that day will not come very late. But he really can't agree with these scornful transactions, villas, luxury cars, and beautiful women, it's not that they are not tempting to him, but he doesn't want to get them through such means.
It is said that his parents suffer from the body, although he has no good feelings for his parents, and even has a little resentment, but after all, he is still a bone and blood, who would want his ancestors to be ashamed? I don't want to leave a stigma for my descendants.
He is also a mortal of flesh and blood, and the seven emotions and six desires are the rights given to human beings by God, and they are also the dreams pursued by the unremitting efforts of people like him.
He had a momentary desire to indulge in curiosity, but a decent conscience corrected his character in time not to be tempted by this perverted evil interest.
"In that case, for the sake of you and me, I'd better lock your hands up!"
Before Lin Yang could make a rebuttal, he quickly put Lin Yang's hands behind his back and handcuffed them.
"How can I help you with my hands like this? Aren't you afraid that I'll get one? Does your boss like someone who smells of all over his body? Don't be self-defeating! ”
"It's all men, you don't have to quibble, you can squat like me."
Lin Yang was speechless, something like bean sprouts, how could he hold it without squatting with his hands! One sentence paints a spectacular picture, and I have to admire that our Chinese language is really broad and profound.
"You're going to have to get my feet out of the way!"
"That's natural, but I'll have to lock the door first!"
He turned around to lock the door, and when he came back, Lin Yang noticed his smile and didn't know when it was put away, and his face was actually a sad look at this time.
"Brother, I beg you, brother has put all the bets on you, you must not ruin brother!"
But looking at his state at this time, he doesn't think about the things he did before, he really looks a little pitiful. However, in Lin Yang's heart, he is already a pitiful person, and he must have something to hate.
"You're not untying my legs, I'm here to shush! Let me have pity on you, you should have pity on me first! ”
He walked over slowly, untied Lin Yang's right leg, and when he buried his head in opening the cuffs on Lin Yang's left leg, Lin Yang raised his foot and gestured on his head, really wanted to step on him hard, this kind of hateful mongrel really made people can't help but want to beat him.
But he held on to himself and didn't do that, he was looking for the best chance to escape, and now was not the time to torture him. What I hope most is to get out of here and go to the bar as soon as possible, because the ghost brother is a bigger threat to him.
As soon as his feet were lowered, Brother Chun had already opened the handcuffs of his other foot, and then he took a step back, some distance away from Lin Yang's table.
"I'll give you five minutes, you get rid of it, and in five minutes you'll be back at this table and I'm handcuffing you."
Lin Yang snorted vigorously.
Hum!
Brother Chun hurriedly grabbed the big syringe on the table in his hand, pointed it at Lin Yang as a weapon, and pointed to a small door next to him.
"You don't have any bad ideas, the toilet is there, you go and come back quickly."
Probably being handcuffed for too long, his legs were like 10,000 ants climbing a tree, and he tried to stand on the ground and move the table in handcuffs.
Fortunately, I didn't do that recklessly just now, I took a small step, and my legs were so sore that I died, not to mention the strenuous exercise, and then I looked at the tools to be used, and I was lifeless. He glanced back at Brother Chun.
"You really want me to squat?"
Brother Chun blinked vigilantly.
"Haven't you ever tried squatting and booing?"
"What if I have a big one? You're going to wipe my ass? ”
"Haven't you ever used a smart toilet?"
All the retreats were blocked by Brother Chun, and he really couldn't think of any other excuses. Reluctantly, he leaned on the table and walked towards the small door. No matter how many ways this guy untied his hand, he was still unwilling, and when he walked to the small door, he looked back at Brother Chun.
Before he could speak, Brother Chun shook the syringe in his hand.
"Isn't it that I'll give you a shot first, so you don't have to hold it up?"
He pricked his mouth, forget it, he was already invulnerable to the other party's airtight defense.
Open this splendid little door, enter the bathroom and close them, the life of the rich is different, the toilet is very luxuriously decorated, even the toilet is made of local tyrant gold, even if it is a pure gold? Can you still feel like a god when you sit on the golden toilet and?
I believe that rich people do not hesitate to be immortals, for today's people, in addition to being immortals, is there a greater attraction to be immortals?
There can't be a heavenly rule of seven emotions and six desires, and how many people have to give up immortality.
He originally thought that there had to be a small window in the toilet or something, such a high-end decoration is not worthy of a small window, how can it be considered complete, the north and south are transparent, and there are windows on all sides, is this the standard configuration of the mansion?
But it was different from what he thought, the toilet was so closed that there was not even a hole for ants to hold onto, let alone a window. When he was disappointed, he had to give up the idea of escaping from here. I wasted a lot of effort to open the toilet lid with my feet.
The design of this decoration is simply luxurious and perverted, and the inside of the toilet is also golden, which really looks like a pure gold toilet. As soon as the toilet lid was opened, the toilet flushed first.
Hearing the sound of rushing water, I couldn't help it, and I habitually reached out to help, but both hands were cuffed behind me. This kind of booing method is the first time to experience, he bends his legs to avoid urinating on his body, but this posture always feels weird, is it really squatting like he said? He tried it and found that he couldn't do such a simple action.
He changed a lot of posture towards the toilet, and he always felt that he was still unsatisfied, more or less a few drops left, and there was no way, so he opened it to pee on the golden toilet, and he didn't have a special feeling.
After peeing, he didn't give up and touched around the place again, and he didn't even let go of the vent on the roof, but this small vent was the size of a fist, even if he stayed here to lose weight to death, he couldn't get out of this place!
He hated those thieves in the movie, those thieves in the movie drilled vents at every turn, it turned out that they didn't even have the most basic common sense, and there were a few vents that could drill into people, properly misleading children!
He walked to the door in despair, he really didn't want to open this damn door, if it wasn't for the ghost brother hanging behind his back like a knife, maybe he would stay inside forever and never get out. Even if the old witch came back, let her lust at her pictures, and never let him occupy her body.
But the face of the ghost brother in his mind was like an evil hand, ravaging his heart every second, if this idea alone was better, what if his hand reached out to the two girls?
It's more painful than ravaging his heart.,He's always tried to protect every girl around him.,Even if it's just quietly waiting and doing nothing.,I don't want to be ruined by people like Ghost Brother.。
He suddenly felt that he knew nothing about the situation outside the door, and that he had never even been in the room outside, and he preferred to believe that he was an unlucky traverser who appeared in this toilet with a bang. He went out and the room outside was an environment he knew nothing about.
Then he has a lot of pickers, and he can even sneak away.
Boom!
The sound of slamming the door outside drove away his unrealistic thoughts, followed by the familiar shouts of Brother Chun.
"Are you alright? Hurry up and get out! The owner is coming back soon. ”
He opened the door hard, and before he could see everything in front of him, Brother Chun grabbed his arm.
"If you pee slowly, you won't be able to take effect if you delay it for a while."
Before he could react, the syringe needle in Brother Chun's hand had already pierced into the biceps muscle on his left arm.
He didn't feel the pain, he was stunned, and Brother Chun pulled him and staggered to the oval table in the center of the room.
"Lie down!"
Before he could do so, Brother Chun dragged his hand on his buttocks, and he had to sit on the table, Brother Chun handcuffed his two legs first, and then took out the key to open the handcuffs on his wrists.
Lin Yang saw that the opportunity had come, and if he didn't run now, after he handcuffed his hands separately, he wouldn't have a chance to run again.
The opportunity did not come again, he grabbed Brother Chun's hand holding the key with one hand, and withdrew his fist with the other hand, looking at Brother Chun's chin, and punched it hard.
Bang!
A room full of teeth and blood splattered!