Because it was a weekend, the kindergarten was crowded, and in order to prevent them from getting separated, Meng Xuan and Shang Xiaoyu took one of Gou Yimo's small hands to prevent them from being dispersed by the crowd.

"Look at that!" Gou Yimo suddenly shouted excitedly.

The two of them followed the direction of Gou Yimo's finger, and the first thing that caught their eyes was a terrifying, terrifying grimace, surrounded by miserable ghost screaming music, it was a haunted house.

Shang Xiaoyu said: "Yimo, it's scary inside, you still don't want to go." ”

Gou Yimo smiled sweetly, looked at Meng Xuan and said, "It's not me who goes, it's my brother who goes." ”

"Why am I going?" Meng Xuan didn't want to accept this opportunity to be hit by fate.

"Because I really want to play, but Teacher Shang and I are both girls who are scared, so my brother went and played for me." Gou Yimo said seriously, "Brother, remember to help me take pictures." She took out a camera from the cartoon schoolbag and handed it to Meng Xuan, Meng Xuan's refusal had just reached her throat, and when she saw Gou Yimo's teary eyes, she had to swallow it alive and accept this task.

Shang Xiaoyu patted him on the shoulder and gloated and said, "Go, warrior." ”

The time to play once was only twenty minutes, and Shang Xiaoyu saw that the milk tea in his hand had been drunk for most of the time, and the one-on-one pairs of people in it also came out in shock, but they just couldn't see Meng Xuan's shadow.

"Brother, is he scared to death?" Gou Yimo asked apologetically with a pout.

"Not really." Shang Xiaoyu called Meng Xuan faintly worriedly to inquire, but the voice on the other side of the phone was a little noisy, as if Meng Xuan was still in the haunted house.

Shang Xiaoyu pulled Gou Yimo into the haunted house full of doubts, but he walked all the way calmly, with neither special effects nor people pretending to be ghosts. After walking smoothly for more than half of the time, I heard a man's reprimand.

Sure enough, the focus of the quarrel revolved around Meng Xuan. At the moment, he is surrounded by a group of "imps", and the picture looks a little weird. Among them, he was rebuked by a "ghost in white" with long hair fluttering, a white dress, and bleeding from seven orifices.

"What's going on?" Shang Xiaoyu asked weakly.

The white-clothed ghost saw that there were passers-by watching, but he could be regarded as having found someone to talk to, opened the conversation box and began to complain about Meng Xuan, pointing at him and saying: "Just this person, if you say that he is not afraid, he is not afraid, if you see one, you will pull and take pictures with him, what do you say." And that's not all, just now a customer was so scared that I screamed, he came out of nowhere and grabbed me like a prisoner and asked this and that, and that posture scared the customer away. ”

It turned out that the people who went out just now were not frightened by these "ghosts", but by Meng Xuan, who was killed halfway. Shang Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh.

"I'm going to call the police, you're disrupting our work. Disturbing public order. The white-clothed ghost spoke righteously, took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.

Meng Xuan coughed twice in embarrassment and said, "No need, I'm a policeman." ”

"You're a policeman, who believes you?"

I still have to go out at the critical moment. Shang Xiaoyu pushed aside the "ghost group" and walked to the center of the circle, explaining: "He is really a policeman, and he is in plainclothes for today's lurking mission." Otherwise, he wouldn't have been sick in the head and would do such a stupid thing, you say. ”

"Really?" The white-clothed ghost looked at Meng Xuan suspiciously.

Meng Xuan reacted quickly, and immediately stood up and saluted and came to report to his home.

Shang Xiaoyu also hurried up and said, "There was a misunderstanding." Come on, let's take a group photo. ”

As soon as the "little ghosts" were suspicious, they didn't have time to react, and before they could react, Shang Xiaoyu, who could speak well, obediently followed them to take a group photo, and they exchanged blessings with them very friendly and said goodbye cordially.

Looking at this funny photo in the camera, Shang Xiaoyu couldn't cry or laugh. She said, "Are you really good, is this an occupational disease?" Usually not easy to deal with all kinds of people, why was he blocked there just now? ”

Usually Meng Xuan doesn't do anything right, although sometimes the work is more serious and serious, but most of the time the work is also hippie and smiling, such a person always feels that she will not be a person with occupational diseases.

"Police, you have to keep your vigilance in mind at all times, and it must be as instinctive as breathing." Meng Xuan said with awe-inspiring righteousness, "Moreover, first, my ease is gendered, I am fascinated by both young and old, but not men and women." Second, I'm not blocked, I'm just listening to him recite the scriptures, don't you think he talks very interestingly? ”

After Meng Xuan mentioned this, Shang Xiaoyu recalled that the white-clothed ghost just now spoke semi-finished Mandarin in his hometown dialect, and his accent sounded really funny.

But the "third" she didn't know was a past when Meng Xuan had just graduated and was successfully transferred to the police station as a police officer. At that time, he went with the team to solve a serial murder case, and the suspect could basically be locked as a magician of a theater troupe, so they laid a net on the performance site to prepare to capture him. But unexpectedly, during the performance, he actually replaced the magic props with a real murder weapon and killed one of his young female partners on the spot.

At that time, Meng Xuan was at the performance site fifteen meters away from the murderer, and all this happened right under his nose. By the time all of them reacted, it was too late, and the blood was even spilling under his feet.

So since then, he'd rather make a mistake a hundred times than miss one.

Because of life, there is no room for error.

*

During peak travel periods, all programs are overcrowded. Shang Xiaoyu and Meng Xuan dragged Gou Yimo around the playground for a long time, feeling that in addition to the dissatisfaction of the trash can, it seemed that everywhere was now full and overflowing.

"Look at that!" Gou Yimo exclaimed.

Shang Xiaoyu looked up at the complicated and winding track, the car full of screams and the high speed that felt like it was about to break through the sky, she wondered if the car would derail and fly out in the next second. Especially when she saw the car hanging upside down on the track, she felt that the people on it would fall down one by one like hail in the next second.

She couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and she already felt suffocated just by looking at it.

Shang Xiaoyu persuaded: "Yimo, children can't sit on that." ”

Gou Yimo said: "It's not me who sits, it's you who sit." ”

"Why me?" Shang Xiaoyu hurriedly asked.

"My brother's hand is injured and he can't sit." Gou Yimo's current appearance is simply a model of empathy in Meng Xuan's eyes.

Meng Xuan took the camera off his neck and hung it on Shang Xiaoyu's neck, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Go warrior." Remember to take more pictures~"

"Yes, Mr. Shang, take a few more photos when you get to the highest place, and my mother said that you can take pictures of rainbows." Gou Yimo smiled sweetly and urged, "Teacher Shang, hurry up, there are not many people now." ”

It's not much, I'm afraid few people are willing to die.

Shang Xiaoyu was frightened and vomited at two people who had no common sense, how could they bring a camera on a roller coaster. She silently hung the camera back on Gou Yimo's neck, and got on the roller coaster with a generous and righteous look.

When the roller coaster flew out with Shang Xiaoyu like a wild horse, she began to doubt her life, and all around her was a screaming and screaming that pierced the sky, although she didn't stop screaming, she felt that she was the most reactive, because she felt that she might be so scared that she didn't even want to scream.

Meng Xuan pulled Gou Yimo to watch the show below, coaxing vigorously.

"I'm going to go there and take some nice pictures for my mom." Gou Yimo pointed to a field of flowers and plants in front of him, Meng Xuan just happened to call, and before he could react, he was led over by her.

It was Su Yize's call.

"What's wrong?"

"You're still asking me, are you going to come back?" Although Su Yize was questioning, his tone was still gentle.

"I'm going to go before I leave. That's it. Meng Xuan saw that Gou Yimo was taking pictures by himself in his sight, there were too many people and it was not safe, he hung up Su Yize's phone after a few perfunctory words, and quickly took Gou Yimo to prevent them from getting separated.

Fortunately, the roller coaster came down after two laps, and after a few laps, Shang Xiaoyu felt that he could directly fly from above to become an immortal. When she saw that these two people had actually hid aside to play something else, she was even more aggrieved for herself.

Shang Xiaoyu and Meng Xuan took Gou Yimo for forty minutes and finally found a place where the little ancestor was satisfied to eat, and after the meal, under Gou Yimo's various "intimate arrangements", they almost played all kinds of amusement facilities in the amusement park.

"Gou Yimo child, it's not good for you to ask me to accompany you to the playground and not play anything by yourself." Shang Xiaoyu had just come off the merry-go-round, and he felt that his head was still dizzy.

I saw Gou Yimo sitting upright on the bench and said, "I'm a little princess today, and I can't play like a crazy girl." Teacher Shang and Brother Meng are very happy to play for me. ”

Minx? Shang Xiaoyu's hair is quite messy after a day of playing.

Meng Xuan picked up Gou Yimo and said with a smile: "Well, it's time for the little princess to go home." ”

He looked back at Shang Xiaoyu, who had a messy hairstyle, and shouted with a hippie smile: "Let's go, crazy girl!" ”

Gou Yimo is a child, and Shang Xiaoyu can't care about anything, but this Meng Xuan is such a big one, and he doesn't take revenge on him, it's not a woman.

Shang Xiaoyu ripped off his ball head and rushed to Meng Xuan, shook his head violently, and then said with a standard smile: "I'm sorry, my hair is a little messy, I want to comb it." ”

Meng Xuan pointed to Shang Xiaoyu's swaggering back and said to Gou Yimo: "Look at your teacher Shang, you are so short that you can't pump me, and I don't know what she is proud of." ”

"Teacher Shang is so cute that the little boys in the kindergarten like her." Gou Yimo looked like a little adult, "And Teacher Zhang also likes Teacher Shang very much." ”

Meng Xuan was stunned by Gou Yimo, he patted her head and smiled: "You are really a little paparazzi." But who is Mr. Zhang? ”

"It's our kindergarten music teacher."

Meng Xuan automatically made up his brain, and asked again: "Music teacher?" Are you handsome? Am I handsome? ”

"Nope." Gou Yimo waved his hand, "But she's prettier than you." ”

"Pretty? You Teacher Zhang are women? ”

"yes." Gou Yimo nodded, his big eyes watery, "And Mr. Zhang's fiancé is also very handsome, richer than you, and has a big mansion." ”

Meng Xuan suddenly realized, what kind of teacher there is, what kind of student there is, no matter how he talks, he likes to misunderstand the gender. But it's a colleague's fiancé anyway, it doesn't matter.

Laughing and walking to the door of the amusement park, Gou Yimo's mother rushed to pick her up, and her mother repeatedly thanked them and took Gou Yimo to buy a birthday cake. Shang Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, it can be regarded as having finished accompanying this grinding little ancestor.

Her favor Meng Xuan was done, and now it was time to fulfill her promise, so she asked, "Say, why do you want me to go?" ”

"Take you to something delicious." Meng Xuan pretended to be mysterious.