My name is Bai Xiaofei, and I am an executive director!

What is an executive director, similar to an assistant director, he is the second-in-command in the crew, and he can casually insert the female No. 3 to the female No. 13!

Basically, the casting of the crew, the important role investors and directors decide, and the rest of the roles are handed over to a few executive directors and assistant directors.

Bai Xiaofei's daily life is not constant!

At the time of the audition.

"Bang bang... The crew needs talent like you. ”

Bai Xiaofei's eyes swept over the newly graduated college monk in front of him, from his chest to his waist, from his waist to his straight thin legs!

"Really? Thank you, teacher! ”

"Your image is good, I think you can handle this ten-minute role, but... Your acting skills are a bit problematic, so let's come to me at night and let's learn more about your acting skills! ”

"Okay, thank you, Director!"

Generally, those who have a little brain will agree.

If a newcomer wants to take the position, unless you are Jing Mary Su Tian or Han Second Generation Zhuan, you will have to experience a lot of unknown things!

Well, the executive director's rights are really big.

Before the crew officially started, he could be the kind of groom every night, of course, when filming officially started, he was his grandson...

Reliving a life, if Bai Xiaofei still wants to continue the state of his previous life, it is still quite simple, he is the kind with technology!

Generally speaking, the executive director belongs to a pure filmmaker, and his first identity is not an "artist" in the entertainment industry, but a technical engineer, in the more popular words now, should exist in the spirit of "craftsmanship".

For example, in the filming of "Riding the Wind and Waves", Bai Xiaofei and the other fourteen executive directors were responsible for most of the filming content, and the chief director Han Shao told these people his thoughts.

Many people say that Han Shaogu has a reputation for fishing...

In fact, Bai Xiaofei's favorite is a director like Han Shao, he knows his own shortcomings and rarely points fingers, which is enough!

The most annoying thing is that he doesn't understand anything, and he always pretends to be the kind of chief director who is a master.

When you point out the bugs in his script, the hidden dangers when you work on the spot, and the problems that make the work impossible to continue, this kind of person will always have a confident look of insight into everything, and at the same time say, "Don't fool me, I've made movies!" ”

At this time, some executive directors have a bad temper and will retort, "You know, you know, you can do it yourself!" The guy was immediately annoyed, "I'm coming?" So what am I looking for you? ”

Next, some poor-mouthed executive directors will continue to ask: "Then do you understand?" "Generally speaking, the dialogue is basically over here, and if nothing else, the two sides will not be in touch for the rest of their lives...

Basically, the executive directors are all people with a big temper, and Bai Xiaofei is the same, he has his own pride!

It is normal that people who eat by skill have a psychological advantage; The more skilled you are, the more confident you are.

However, when the movie is released, you don't have the right to sign it!

Some crews are okay, when Xu Laowei was in "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", the name of the dishwasher even appeared in the end credits, which naturally included the executive director of the scene.

However, most of the crew does not have such an atmospheric chief director...

So, as an executive director, the outside world doesn't know you, and your reputation is very low...

There are no best assistant director, best executive director in all the film awards...

Bai Xiaofei was reluctant to repeat the life of the original time and space.

He wanted to change his life, to take it easy...

Therefore, he applied for the screenwriting exam, of course, and finally entered the acting class, which is not bad, the actor is relatively not so tired, and his appearance, basically no one will think of unspoken rules for him...

……

On stage, the sketch "Bounty Hunter" continues...

Shen Hui saw Bai Xiaofei and noticed the long hair on his head, so he immediately coaxed and put his hat on his cousin's head: "Happy birthday!" ”

The audience immediately remembered the laughter of the audience.

The sketch "Bounty Hunter" is of course very good, in fact, twist so many years of drama experience, how to mobilize the emotions of the audience has already been perfected, every sentence is a stalk, but unfortunately I met Qiao Shan, who was born in "love to laugh", Xiu Rui's "We", that sketch is too invincible...

Allen Guo has always been very thoughtful about his brother's hat, and the surprise came so suddenly, just caring about the silly music...

"You like this hat very much, and I'll give it to you today, but you have to remember that no matter who asks you, you can't say that I gave you the hat, you must say that you won it!"

“… Hehe, good, good..."

At this time, Bai Xiaofei had already walked behind Shen Hui and Guo Allen, staring at the hat.

"Oops... This lemonade is very strong..."

Guo Allen was immersed in the joy of long hair - as I said before, whoever has the hair on his hat is the most awesome gunman!

“… Are you the most famous gunslinger here? ”

Bai Xiaofei put his hand on Guo Allen's shoulder.

"Take your hands away! Who do you talk to? Don't you see this long hair on my head? I'm telling you... I'll go, why are your hairs so long? ”

Guo Allen turned his head and trembled in fright, the hair on Bai Xiaofei's hat was obviously much longer than his: "You... You're a trolleybus! ”

"Less nonsense! Duel! ”

“… Well, brother, someone is looking for you! ”

Guo Allen directly buttoned his hat on Shen Hui's head.

"Oh, whoever is looking for me at this time, you tell him to talk about it another day, I'm a little sleepy..."

As he spoke, Shen Hui took off his hat by the way...

Bai Xiaofei doesn't care about him at all, his setting is to kill Mao Chang's gunman!

"You, come here, duel me like a man!"

The supporting characters immediately shouted, 'Duel! Duel! ’

Shen Hui hadn't spoken yet, one was dressed very... The actress of the announced the rules: "Listen, the rules are like this, whoever can knock the ball in the opponent's mouth wins!" ”

The handed the ball to Bai Xiaofei angrily, and he also thought about whether to add a scene of insulting the female character to show the debauchery of the villain.

Forget it, let's follow the script...

Although Shen Hui said that the words can be changed, the big names are just polite, don't take it too seriously...

Pull out the gun directly, "Bang! ”

The ball in Shen Hui's mouth fell down at the right time, Shen Hui was a little stunned, if there was a subtext at this time, he should add '!' This is awesome, hey, am I still alive? ’

The acting is very good, whether it is the expression or the action, it is very in line with the hearts of the characters!

"Humph!"

Bai Xiaofei smiled indifferently and held the ball in his mouth.

It was Shen Hui's turn to perform.

He stood still, picked up the gun, felt uncertain, and reached out to lengthen the barrel...

Still not sure, the left hand also came in handy, holding the bottom of the gun, and made a billiards action.

But the audience may not be able to react for a while.

At this time, the supporting role needs to speak, Bai Xiaofei directly took the ball off his mouth: "What about you playing billiards?" ”

The audience immediately burst into laughter...

“… No, I... I'm a pikeman! ”

Bai Xiaofei stared at Shen Hui expressionlessly, the latter: "That... Then this game doesn't count, let's compare the next game! ”

"You threw that broken pole at me!"

"In this round of rules, the two of them are back to back, each walking forward, and after the fifth step, turn around and shoot..."

Where did you find this woman?

The makeup on the face is too heavy!

If he changed the original time and space, Bai Xiaofei would definitely not be interested.

What he likes is the kind of girl who is delicate and girly, the kind of girl who has a delicate and immature body, and the kind that the best little lotus shows her sharp corners...

Let them experience what it means to be a father's love!

Forget it, the figure is good, and from the point of view of the position, she is definitely proficient in all kinds of cheese, and she will be trained by herself, and most importantly, such a girl should be very easy to use...

"Come on, brother!"

Shen Hui and Bai Xiaofei stood back to back, and Guo Allen helped cheer...

"One, two、..."

Bai Xiaofei walked forward step by step according to the script, behind him, Shen Hui was in a situation, after counting 'two', he stumbled, and then pulled out a gun and shot, directly hitting Bai Xiaofei's calf...

The audience laughed...

looked at his injured calf: "... After you finished talking two, why did you suddenly speed up? ”

“… This... I tripped under my feet, my shoes were a little big, and my shoes didn't heel my feet..."

"You... You don't have shoes and feet, and you don't have guns in your hands? Stumble, you shout stop! ”

“… I'm sorry, big brother... I..."

"Shhhh Yes! ”

……

To put it bluntly, Bai Xiaofei plays an unlucky supporting role, and his main responsibility is to amuse the audience with his bad luck.

Of course, as a supporting character, he has another job, which is to lead out the real big boss One-Eyed Dragon...

So in the last competition, after the tragic death, the big boss appeared, and then Shen Hui and Guo Allen's temperament changed and revealed their true bodies, they are real bounty hunters!

To be honest, although this sketch is funny, it lacks the most important part - down-to-earth!

Whether it is form or content, the western theme itself is not very concerned in China, and the reason why the audience laughed at the scene was mainly because the language burden was good.

Therefore, whether it is Bai Xiaofei's evaluation of himself or his evaluation of this sketch, it is all four words: rules and regulations...

Nothing too big a highlight...

If there is no strong opponent, it is okay for "Bounty Hunter" to win first place, but the next show has a "We"...

At the end of the performance, the main creative team came to the stage for an interview.

Shen Hui is, of course, the protagonist.

"The audience may not know that this show is really full of disasters, before the stage, the actor who played the fake one-eyed dragon suddenly went into shock, and he could only temporarily find an assistant guest..."