Chapter 108: Maybe there is really someone who can persuade his father to be emperor (10th update on the shelves on October 1st)

Cheng Chubi looked at the eldest grandson queen who was fluttering away with a confused expression, and then slowly closed the door next door.

"Okay, nephew Chu Bixian, can you talk about it now?"

Li Shimin coughed dryly twice, focusing people's attention on himself.

“…… Well, the emperor is an old man, and he also asked me to do a physical examination for him at the beginning. ”

"His old man's health is good, and his cardiopulmonary function is basically normal......

"But when I was going to give him a test related to his prostate.

The Emperor was not pleased, and drove us out. ”

At this moment, Li Shimin's curiosity was suddenly raised.

"Why, could it be that this check, what's wrong?"

Sitting squarely behind the next door, the eldest grandson queen blinked her thick eyelashes and gently pressed her ear pinna against the next door.

"That's because the nephew of the Emperor wants to do a digital anal examination, and the Emperor suddenly can't accept it......"

"You wait a minute, digital anal examination, why haven't I heard of it?" Li Shimin heard something wrong.

The two Dao Masters brushed their eyes on Cheng Chubi's body.

The eyes are full of encouragement and urging, which means, young man, you can do it.

Cheng Chubi's face was a little dark. These two old bulls, embarrassed to say it, pushed themselves to the front.

I am seriously talking about the examination technique involving the prostate, so what should I not say?

"The so-called digital anal examination is to examine with the fingers, through the touch and pressure of the fingers.

to assess the size of the patient's prostate, as well as the firmness and elasticity ......"

“…… Buttock?! Li Shimin's body tightened, his eyes went black, and his whole face was blackened.

Behind the door, the eldest grandson is innocent, the famous, virtuous and virtuous queen mother in history has apricot eyes wide at this moment.

His hands were on the lips of the beautiful Sakura......

Her face was a little hot, so hot that the eldest grandson queen wanted to take a bite to express her attitude. tui,tui,tui。

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Cheng Chubi saw Li Shimin's face with black lines, staring at him with a fierce light, and he was immediately unhappy.

What does it mean? Don't like to hear this unpretentious title? Cheng, then let's call a title.

"If you don't call it this, you can also call it anal, of course, it's not impossible for you to call it **......"

“???”

Before the voice fell, sit left and right under the main case, so that it is convenient to raise eyebrows.

The two Taoist chiefs, who were drinking tea soup to hide their embarrassment, had their eyes wide open like copper bells.

invariably, the tea soup that was about to be swallowed squirted out directly from the nostrils.

Four columns of water with brown colors flew in front of Li Shimin and Li Chengqian's eyes, as if forming a water arch celebrating victory.

Cheng Chubi, who was so frightened that he was facing Li Shimin, hurried to an iron plate bridge.

It can be avoided the sudden attack of these two masters who have been practicing the five birds for a long time and have amazing lung capacity.

The two Taoist leaders hurriedly raised their big sleeves to cover their faces, and ...... This special mother's face is too embarrassing.

Cheng Chubi was about to speak with a black line on his face. Li Shimin, who was also frightened by the stunt performance of the two Taoist masters, hurriedly raised his hand.

"Shut up! You'll be ...... later."

Li Shimin picked up the tea soup in front of him and wanted to drink it, but when he thought of the splashing four fountains, the whole person was not good.

Just now, it seems that I also heard a muffled sound coming from inside, Guanyin, it should be, maybe ...... You okay?

Li Shimin put down the tea bowl and inhaled the air deeply.

Don't be angry, you are the son of the Tang Dynasty, what is it true to be guilty of comparing with this stupid boy of the old Cheng family?

"Poor and undignified, please forgive your ......"

Sun Simiao's eyes were extremely gloomy, and he glared at Cheng Chubi with resentment and resentment.

Li Shimin pointed like a sword, and his facial muscles twisted hideously.

"I don't blame you...... Cheng Laosan, if you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, the old man will pump you! ”

“…… Oh. Cheng Chubi also realized his mistake, and the flower thing was gradually paired with the anus in later generations.

Until then, it has always symbolized the noble character of a righteous man and a gentleman.

Come to think of it, not only cultural people are not willing to do this matching, but I am afraid that this Tang Dynasty emperor who likes literature and art very much is also unhappy.

"Stand down, all of you...... Well, wait outside. ”

Li Shimin's mind was a mess, and he waved his hand and told these people to go out quickly.

Seeing Li Chengqian and the others respectfully retreat outside the house, Li Shimin got up and walked quickly in the direction of the inner room.

Gently pushed the next door, saw Guanyin raised her hand and rubbed her forehead, and quickly squatted down. "Are you alright?"

The eldest grandson Wujian put down his hand with a smile on his face, revealing his reddish forehead.

"The concubine is fine, the concubine is real, I really didn't expect that Cheng Saburo ......"

"That's a stupid boy with a hairless mouth and a mouth full of nonsense. It's ......."

Li Shimin wanted to laugh, but when he thought that his father was involved, he could only forcibly hold back.

On the contrary, the eldest grandson Wujian seemed very calm at the moment.

"But Your Majesty, if you explain it like this, the concubine also knows the reason why her father is unwilling to let Cheng Saburo be treated."

"But the two Taoist leaders both agree with Cheng Sanlang's diagnosis and treatment."

Li Shimin simply sat cross-legged without figuratively, looked at Guanyin who was carefully analyzed in front of him, and couldn't help but rub it for her with some distress.

"Well, why don't I go to Da'an Palace in person?"

"No, this matter, whether it is you or Cheng Qian's persuasion, I'm afraid it won't have much effect."

The eldest grandson added at the end of the day. "Even if it's a concubine, it's not suitable."

Hearing this, Li Shimin couldn't help but be a little anxious, although Cheng Laosan, a stupid boy, spoke so much that people were angry.

But his medical skills are excellent, as evidenced by the fact that he has already recovered prostate patients.

But Father, if you don't want to have the kind of examination that makes your eyes spicy, wouldn't that delay the treatment?

"How is this a good ......" Li Shimin couldn't help but sigh and patted his thigh in annoyance.

I couldn't help but whisper a whining. "If my mother were here, she would have been able to persuade ......"

Seeing the sad appearance of his husband, the distressed eldest grandson Wujian grabbed Li Shimin's arm.

"Don't be in a hurry, and let the concubine think about it, maybe it's ......"

The eldest grandson's eyes suddenly lit up, and he snorted in a low voice. "Maybe there is really someone who can persuade my father."

"Who?" Li Shimin asked in disbelief.

"Of course, she is my father's favorite granddaughter." The eldest grandson smiled innocently, his eyes full of confidence.

"You mean son?" Li Shimin finally came back to the show, and stood up with a thigh slapped excitedly.

"How did I forget our daughter."

If it is said that Li Chengqian was placed in favor by Li Yuan, he appreciated and loved him very much.

Then, the pink-carved, lively and lovely, very empathetic, and lovable son is definitely the pearl of his father's palm.

"Let her persuade her father, is it really feasible?"

"The concubine thinks that if she can't do it, then you and I can't do it." The eldest grandson said to Li Shimin.