Do I smell it?
"If I want to eat strawberries, I will eat strawberries"
Zhou Ying stomped her feet and circled around Zhou Fan, and the adults in the family all took the children out to play, so they had to entangle Zhou Fan.
"Go up in a flash, don't hinder me from exercising, what strawberries to eat, how expensive that thing is!"
"It's not expensive, it's only three dollars a pound, you have good skin when you eat strawberries, you don't drink milk every day, I don't like to drink that thing, I like to eat fruit"
She also put forward her opinion that the dairy farm sells milk at half price, which is much cheaper than strawberries, and she doesn't drink fresh milk, but she doesn't eat less milk tofu.
"I have apples and pears at home, I don't have the money to buy you that thing."
"Zhou Fan, you are a stingy ghost, you have the money to buy milk powder diapers for your children, you don't buy me strawberries, you are partial, you abuse me"
Zhou Fan came down from the wall, clapped his hands, took the skipping rope and began to jump up, too lazy to talk nonsense with her, he knew all day long, what could he do if he studied well, and he was angry if he didn't go to school at home.
"If you don't buy it for me, I'll go out and buy it myself"
"Black Wolf ......"
"Hmph, you're so annoying, you know how to bully me, I'm going back to my hometown, and I'm not staying here"
Zhou Fan heard what she said, stopped, wiped his sweat and said with a smile, "Great, I'll take you to the station"
"Ah...... Zhou Fan, I hate you"
"Sample, you! Fight with me, you are still a little tender, go back to the house to read, otherwise I won't give you dinner today, so that your 'Wangzi Little Steamed Bun' can't be made"
Zhou Ying's face was flushed, and she pointed at Zhou Fan and shouted, "You female hooligan, shameless, are you ashamed?" β
"Hey, look at the ability to give you, you dare to scold me, believe it or not, I repair you?"
Zhou Ying smiled with interest, she is not her opponent if she really does it, she is now 'trained' by others, 'martial arts expert, her uncle taught her sanda if she has nothing to do, and now she is catching who to 'fight' with whom."
"I'm going to read a book, you keep up the good work! Come on, come on! β
Those who know the times are Junjie, and Zhou Ying is not stupid, she has become her 'sparring partner' for a few strawberries, and she is not stupid if she is looking for something to be beaten.
"Oops! Sister, it's a little faster, aren't you as good as a driving school? β
Zhou Fan threw down the skipping rope, took his coat, pushed his bicycle and walked outside, saying "Don't run around, I'll come back to buy strawberries for you, look at your gluttony"
"yes, that's great, Zhou Fan I love you"
Zhou Fan smiled and didn't speak, rode his 'BMW', and went to his uncle's driving school on the street to practice.
The black wolf followed her, and wherever she went, the black wolf followed, even squatting in the pit followed.
"I am entangled with you and flying, flying over the red dust forever, and when the autumn wind rises, the autumn leaves fall into piles, and I can wither with you without regrets......"
With a little song all the way, accompanied by the black wolf, Zhou Fan soon arrived at the driving school, and today was the first day of her study venue, which was quite exciting.
"Uncle, aunt"
Zhou Fan parked his bicycle and took the black wolf into the residence of his uncle and aunt in the driving school.
"Ah! Why did you bring it with you? How scary this big guy is! β
The size of the black wolf is intimidating, it does not have the fat state of an ordinary mastiff, it runs with Zhou Fan all day long, it is very strong, but it is true, because the coat color is black and bright, you can't see the tendon meat on its body.
"It's very 'docile', don't be afraid, aunt, I'm fine"
Zhou Fan squatted down and rubbed the head of the black wolf, the dog is the best companion of humans, and the black wolf is his best "friend", the only friend.
There are no young people of the same age as themselves in the tunzi, and some are unwilling to be close to them, they all agree that Zhou Fan is mentally ill, and no one dares to talk to her and be friends.
The black wolf was disgusted, Zhou Fan was unhappy, and sat under the driving school shed waiting for the venue master.
There were three other people, one male and two female, each fiddling with their mobile phones, and no one spoke to anyone.
I met once when I was taking the theory test, and I sat in a car and went up, but I didn't say a word.
A motorcycle stopped under the shed, and the black wolf stood up and roared with a "woo-woo-woo" sound.
"Sit down"
The black wolf was very obedient, and lay on the ground again, and slept with his eyes closed.
"The first time I saw someone who came to learn to drive, and brought a 'bodyguard', this dog is so big, is it a pet dog?"
"No, the black wolf is a Tibetan mastiff, only five months old"
Zhou Fan squatted on the ground and touched the head of the black wolf, just like touching his beloved.
"Come, come here, let me introduce myself, my surname is Chen, and I am also your venue coach"
Zhou Fan stood up and surrounded him, and the other people all took a few steps back and pinched their noses in an instant.
What's the situation? Zhou Fan glanced at them and almost cursed.
"You haven't taken a shower in a few days? What does it smell? β
Zhou Fan smelled himself, didn't have any taste? Can't smell it.
"I wash it once every three days, and I don't have fox odor, and I don't have lice on my body, why are you?"
"You smell bad, you smell bad"
Zhou Fan sniffed himself again, but he didn't smell anything except the smell of sweat.
"The smell of perfume on other women's bodies is really unbearable, can't you smell it yourself?"
The other three came to learn to drive farther and farther away, pinching their noses as if they could smoke them to death.
"I smelled of sweat, it was time to take a shower, I was late after running today, and there were other projects that I hadn't finished, so I didn't rush and came over in a hurry"
"Coach Chen is here, let's introduce it! This is my niece, you give me more guidance."
Zhou Fan put Zhao Zhiwei's hand on his shoulder, and the two of them stood together, and the others looked at them with surprised eyes.
"Uncle, do you smell me?"
The relational household, the niece of the driving school principal, seems to be a little embarrassed.
"It doesn't smell good! What does it smell like? Isn't it a little sour, a little bit of a dog, and a little stinky, is the child peeing on you? β
Isn't that tasteless? He has said several flavors, no wonder the family has finished eating one by one in the past two days, and went out with the children in their arms, not staying at home, and the children are not allowed to hug them, which is too tasteful.
"The smell of the two of us is very similar, your aunt thinks I smell every day, one will say that my feet smell, one will say that my mouth smells, my body smells, I run so far every day, it's strange that there is no smell, if there are other smells, she will be angry"
Zhou Fan flickered his eyelashes, looked at him and shook his head, not understanding what he meant.
"It's the smell of women's perfume, which woman wants her man to have a smell that doesn't belong to her?"
There seems to be a song, what's it called? I can't remember a short circuit in my head.
"Then you can't learn today? If you don't learn well, I'll go buy strawberries, and Zhou Ying's dead girl is yelling to eat strawberries."
"Don't study, I'll be on time tomorrow at eight o'clock"
The coach surnamed Chen said, put on his helmet, walked in front of Zhao Zhiwei and said with a smile, "Principal, you teach me two more tricks, I can deal with my stinky mother-in-law when I go home, I will fucking play mahjong all day and night, and I won't cook."
Zhao Zhiwei pushed Zhou Fan and said, "Let her teach you, women are more effective in dealing with women"
Zhou Fan put his hands in his trouser pockets, dangling his legs, dealing with women, do husbands and wives fight? I can teach him.
"No, Headmaster, will she?"
"My proud protΓ©gΓ©, everything she learned in the army has been taught to her, and I guess my mother-in-law can't beat her."
Zhou Fan looked at the coach surnamed Chen, who was not yet 1.6 meters, short and thin, the key was that he didn't look good, as if he hadn't developed.
Such a man, if he takes a woman who is five big and three thick, then the small life is enough to choke!
I deserve it, I make you think I'm smelly, what are you afraid of? As long as it's not a beard, it's stronger than anything else.
Thinking of the bearded Zhou Fan, she wanted to vomit, and scolded in her heart, so that she didn't even want to watch foreign movies, tough guys generally have beards, muscles or something.