Chapter 284: Drink My Wine, Do Me a Favor
A few side dishes were served, and the white-haired old man waved his hand, and a jar of wine appeared on the table.
"Just one jar?" said the skeletal fellow, "I haven't even drunk water for so many years, and I finally drank you once, and you only gave one jar?"
The white-haired old man snorted and said, "You don't understand the matter of drinking. Good wine, if you take out hundreds of jars at once, then, in everyone's hearts, it feels worthless, too much, and you could have drunk one catty, at most eight taels. ”
"It's to make everyone feel less, and then everyone will have a sense of 'I want to drink more so as not to suffer', and then this wine is interesting!"
The white-haired old man explained with a disdainful expression.
"High Theory!"
Dugu and the middle-aged people on one side are all bright-eyed.
The skeleton-like man also smiled, and while going to uncover the mud seal, he asked, "Then how many jars of this wine do you have?"
The white-haired old man said: "In the world today, there is only this altar!"
"......" all three of them were stunned.
Just this altar?
"Really?" the middle-aged man said in surprise, "Why do I feel that you don't have a few words of truth in your mouth?"
The white-haired old man and the old god are here: "Believe it or not." ”
The mud seal has been opened.
The aroma of wine rose instantly, forming a hazy mist, in the mist, there were mountains, rivers and mountains, and the scene of the sky and the earth appeared clearly, and it did not disperse for a long time!
The white-haired old man had a reserved face, and the corners of his mouth were faintly colored.
Such a superb wine, even Duguchou and the middle-aged man were a little dizzy to see, and blurted out: "Good wine!
The skeleton-like man didn't speak, and the two saw the fog in the air condense into a scene and quickly disperse, and when they turned their heads, they saw that the skeleton-like man had impatiently lifted the wine jar and poured himself a full bowl first.
Then he held the jar with one hand, and with the other hand, he quickly picked up the bowl, drank it all with a bang, and then began to pour it into his own bowl......
"Slow down!" Dugu said angrily: "How can you eat alone as a human being!"
The middle-aged man also shouted: "How much can such a good wine be in the whole world, you guy actually steals it!"
The skeletal man snorted, "What do you know? A drunkard like me, this kind of behavior is the greatest respect for the person who brewed this wine!"
Dugu Chou and the middle-aged man snorted coldly at the same time, but it was not unreasonable to think about it, seeing that there was not much wine, the two of them started to fight!
"Mine!"
"My bowl!"
The skeleton held the wine jar, Dugu Chou stretched out his hand, and a wine arrow shot out; when it reached his bowl, the middle-aged man simply opened his mouth, and an orange wine arrow actually flew directly into his mouth.
A jar of wine is almost gone with a brush.
The three of them laughed at the same time.
"Cool!"
Unison.
"Where's the wine?" the three of them put down their wine bowls at the same time and looked at the white-haired old man.
The white-haired old man stared at the empty wine jar that was spinning on the table, and his face was speechless.
I took out a jar of wine by myself, and I just smelled the fragrance, and it was gone!
As the host of the treat, he didn't have time to drink a drop!
"You're really welcome...... the white-haired old man snorted and said very unpleasantly, "My wine, take it out and it's gone...... But my wine, there's such a good tasting there?"
Dugu Chou said with great interest: "Oh? Then you mean, you came to ask us for help to invite us to drink?
The white-haired old man snorted and said, "Of course, if you drink my wine, you naturally want to help me do something! The old man has never invited a guest with his own wine for nothing in his life!"
The old man said very domineering!
However, the three of them glanced at each other, and suddenly laughed at the same time: "Old man, let me tell you, you found us today to invite you, but you have found the right person, in this world, there are too few things that we can't do." ”
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi smiled and said, "However, if you ask someone to do something, you can't ask anything about a jar of wine." ”
The skeleton-like guy suddenly came to his senses and said, "Yes, yes, my temper has always been that if you don't drink enough wine, then you won't do anything!"
The white-haired old man was dumbfounded, and said angrily: "How come you are also a generation of masters, you are actually ...... As a giant in the rivers and lakes, where is the courage of the heroes of the world?"
He turned his head angrily, looked at Dugu Chou, and said, "Fortunately, there is Brother Dugu, Brother Dugu promised me just now, it doesn't matter if you two do it or not." ”
Dugu was dumbfounded: "When did I promise you?"
The white-haired old man was stunned.
"I just said, you've found the right person, there are really not many things in this world that we can't do...... Isn't that right?" Dugu Chou asked, "Is that what you mean?" But I just said that there are not many things I can't do, but I didn't say whether I am willing to do these things, right?"
The white-haired old man coughed violently, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he couldn't even speak in anger, and his halberd finger was furious: "You......! Why are you so shameless!"
Dugu Chou rolled his eyes, flicked his hand, and the empty wine jar kept turning on the table, muttering, "This wine ...... It's delicious, but it's a little less. It's as little as the things you can't do......"
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi stroked the wine bowl with his hand and sighed softly: "There are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant...... But if you don't drink enough, it's really ...... Don't speculate for more than half a sentence......"
The skeletal guy knocked on the wine bowl with chopsticks in his hand, and sang in his mouth: "Ding Ding Ding, Dang Dang, Ding Dang, Ding Ding, good wine, good wine, good wine, no reluctance not to give me, no wine, no consultation, no help, no consultation, no help, no ...... Dangdang"
The tears of Dugu Chou and the middle-aged man in Tsing Yi laughed out.
The white-haired old man was trembling all over his body, blowing his beard and glaring: "Do you want to help?"
"Don't help!" the three of them had a tacit understanding.
"You're going too far!" said the white-haired old man's beard curled up and up.
Each of the four men was a lot of age, and it was clear that they hadn't seen each other before, and even after they met, they hadn't given each other their names except for a simple "guess what".
But just sitting together, laughing and scolding, it feels like an old friend who has known each other for decades!
And not a first-time stranger!
"It's not too much!" the three of them shook their heads together, and they all said in unison: "Guard the god of wine...... It is not as possible to blackmail some good wine out, that is the real excess!"
The white-haired old man's face changed, he looked at the three of them angrily, and suddenly raised his head and laughed, scolding: "What the hell!"
Suddenly, with a flip of his wrist, another jar of wine was put on the table, and he said angrily: "That's it, there is no more!"
The eyes of the three of them lit up, and they had already quickly snatched it, opened it quickly, and then rushed to pour it on, ignoring the white-haired old man's words.
The white-haired old man also took the wine bowl to pour the wine by himself, and muttered: "If I don't drink it, I won't even be able to drink the wine I brewed myself......"
Another jar of wine went down, Dugu Chou touched his belly, and sighed: "I don't want to do anything anymore because of my addiction to alcohol, what can I do?"
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi also looked distressed: "I'm also ......"
The skeleton-like guy said: "From now on, I will no longer speak, every word they say will represent me!"
The white-haired old man was speechless for a long time, and suddenly gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, waved his hand, and made a bang, on the table, under the table, and in the hall of the inn, he was suddenly filled with wine, and said angrily: "Drink you to death!"
The three of them shouted loudly and were overjoyed: "It's coming!"
Sure enough, the old man had to blackmail him, and begged him with good words that he had no wine to drink. ”
"That is, it must be blackmailed, and the rumors are true. ”
"Yes!"
The white-haired old man was angry: "Who said that good words can't ask for each other?
The three of them paused, and the air was silent, and then the hall burst into laughter.
"Tell me, what's the matter that you want to go out of the mountain and find us to do something?" Dugu Chou asked.
The white-haired old man said, "Originally, if I can't meet you, I'll do it myself...... But since I met it, I didn't bother to do it myself. ”
"Some time ago, an old friend of mine came to me and said that he was severely pitted, and someone made up to make me look like me, and he became his ancestor under my name...... Moreover, I also used my identity to turn the entire Purple Shadow Empire upside down...... I was a little angry about this, although the descendants of my friend said again and again that this man was not really bad, and it did not damage my reputation......"
"But how can the old man's name be borrowed casually?" said the white-haired old man with a snort.
"There is such a thing. Dugu Chou and the skeleton-like people looked at each other, and they both laughed.
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi frowned, looking at Feng Xiange with some puzzled eyes.
This white-haired old man, who is known as the god of wine, is of course the evil doctor of the year, the god of wine, a generation of legendary phoenix strings!
"Who is this man?" asked the skeleton-like man with a laugh.
"It is the pillar of the Jade Tang Kingdom, the only survivor among the Nine Venerables, Lord Yunzun. Feng Xian Song snorted.
As he said this, the entire inn suddenly fell silent.
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