Chapter 491: Sunspots are infested
It snowed for three or four days in a row, and the land was white, so clean.
The snow, which covers the mountains, trees, rocks, and roads in the same color, may seem beautiful at first glance, but it will become monotonous over time.
Along the way, Jerry Chen and Xu Yueyue took turns chatting and farting with their sailors, but they still couldn't live the boring atmosphere in the live broadcast room due to the monotonous scenery and some of the audience who left.
Swish.
Jerry Chen propped up the wooden sleds in his hands, and the simple sled under his feet rushed forward abruptly.
Xu Yueyue hurriedly followed, her movements were slightly rusty, and she also saw that she rushed forward quickly.
It was two days before Chen Jerry saw that the time was too slow, so he used a sickle to cut down a small tree, split four planks, and tied them with vine ropes to make a sleigh for the two of them to walk.
"Hahaha, Jerry, I've caught up with you."
Xu Yueyue glided quickly, laughing like a child.
She just thinks that this skiing is very fun, just like a child who gets his favorite toy, no matter how he plays, he never gets bored, and the more he plays, the more fun he becomes.
Jerry Chen smiled helplessly, directly interrupted her good mood, and said: "We are running out of food, and we will roast pheasants in the morning, and if we can't find food, we will starve to death." ”
Maybe the food in the early stage was too simple, which made Xu Yueyue have an abnormal deviation in her heart about the search for food.
While sliding forward, she shook her head with a big grin, and said, "Jerry, don't panic, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, rest assured." ”
She has eaten a lot in the past few days, and Xu Yueyue doesn't feel that there is anything difficult to find food.
Jerry Chen glanced at her, and inexplicably felt that this was a duck head, and she hadn't found any food in the past four days, so didn't she have a little bit in her heart? Who gave her such confident courage and guts?
However, the joint live broadcast of the two was originally based on him, including finding food and taking on safety, what Xu Yueyue had to do was to chat and fart and explain the terroir. This was said at the beginning, and Jerry Chen didn't say anything after thinking about it.
The two of them slid all the way, although there were occasional undulating hills, but the road was relatively flat, which also made the two get closer to each other much faster.
But the good days were coming to an end, and at two o'clock in the afternoon, a large mountain block the two of them.
"Come down, you still have to walk on two legs after all."
The two stopped in front of the mountain, and Jerry Chen untied the plank on his leg. Xu Yueyue had no choice but to pout dissatisfied, untie the wooden plank on her feet, and hang it behind her.
The two walked for a while, Xu Yueyue suddenly looked at her phone, and then made a "ah" sound.
Jerry Chen glanced at her curiously as he walked, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Xu Yueyue said with a somewhat ugly face: "There are sunspots with rhythm, damn it, at this point in time." ”
Jerry Chen moved closer to her, side by side, so that she could better see the phone screen on her shoulder.
In the live broadcast room, two groups of people are spraying each other at this moment.
"Hahaha, this is also called "Survival in the Wilderness", which is simply incomprehensible, pediatrics. I think the anchor closed the live broadcast room early and waited for Colonel James to start broadcasting. ”
"Penguin released a short video of Colonel James's previous extreme sports, which was really exciting and crazy, and made my adrenaline rush secretion, which was so thrilling."
"Compared with James, Jerry Chen is a second-in-command, a little bit of a witch."
These are all sunspots that appeared suddenly, in fact, they appeared in the morning, and they were blocked by the housing management, but they soon appeared again in an organized and disciplined manner, which was annoying.
"Paralyzed, you sunspots are stupid, what kind of bullshit James didn't start broadcasting, you helped him blow it up? Interesting? ”
"Just because of a few small clips that have been edited, can you sunspots still be high and find a spray point? I am also obedient to you. ”
"Who says James is better than the boss? Take a good look at the video I edited last time, how did the boss directly teach the black bear to be a bear in the face of the big black bear, did you watch it? It's kind of a way to let that James fight the black bear. ”
Jerry Chen watched some barrages at random, and he could roughly guess the cause and development of the matter, or the last time the Penguin platform launched a live broadcast of the ring, he found a veteran officer of the American Navy SEAL to be the anchor. With the preparations ready, it is natural to make a big noise, publicize it widely, and make hot spots before the broadcast.
And his live broadcast room, as a relatively popular program for survival in the wilderness now, naturally attracted the attention of the penguin platform, and wanted to attract the audience to move to the penguin platform by stepping on him.
It's just a grapevine, Jerry Chen said disdainfully: "Many people often have empty fame, and their real ability is a little bit." There are not too many people in this world who are not worthy of the name. And what about the Navy SEALs in the United States? Not to mention a retired officer, even if he is not retired, is it suitable for survival in the wilderness. Hmph, survival in the wilderness and battlefield fighting are fundamentally two different concepts.
Fighting in the field relies more on firearms, and survival in the wilderness is more ......"
Jerry Chen pointed to his brain and said confidently: "It depends on the brain." ”
"666, what the boss said is right, whether it is a retired officer or a retired soldier, who dares to say that they must have a higher work quality than those field workers?"
"I agree with the boss's words very much, that is, those blacks take money to do things, and they will stupidly think that James is better than the boss. Even the live broadcast was boasted to the sky before it started, which is simply incomprehensible. ”
"Don't take it to heart, these sunspots live on black, and everyone knows that they are moths who take money to do things. The truth is in people's hearts. ”
Water friends have supported Jerry Chen, but the sunspots are even more fryer.
"Laugh at me, can you, an ordinary citizen, be better than the U.S. Navy SEALs? Don't be a BB, the more you talk about it, the more it proves that you don't have confidence in your heart. ”
"Colonel James will start broadcasting tomorrow morning, and everyone can see how awesome the Navy SEALs are at that time."
"It's ridiculous, I've never seen such a stupid anchor as you dare to say that you are even more awesome than the warriors of the former Navy SEALs, it's really ...... The toad looks at the well and blows the atmosphere, and the well is bigger than the sky. ”
For the sunspots, they take money to do things, and what they have to do is extremely simple, just crazy to belittle Jerry Chen, and then raise up James. To divert some of Jerry Chen's live broadcast room to James's live broadcast room, it is their victory.
Jerry Chen's sailors know it, and Jerry Chen knows it, but this kind of thing can't be completely stopped. Because the mouth grows on others, it is impossible to prevent others from speaking.
'Bang'
Suddenly, a gunshot rang out in the distance.