Only then did he notice the security door, and angrily rushed to the door and shouted inside, "Who are you?" Who is your dad? Do you have a slingshot in your hand? ”

Lin Yang's heart finally calmed down, and he said slowly half-jokingly: "I don't know who my father is, I know who your father is, do you believe it?" ”

The security guard blinked in confusion, "Who the hell are you?" Oh... I see, you're the captain's son! Don't play here, go home."

This unexpected surprise to Lin Yang, the security guard was not angry, he regarded him as the captain's son, can you not be angry when the captain's son beats you? That's easy to do: "Yes, I'm the captain's son, I can't get out, you open the door and let me out"

Unexpectedly, after listening to his words, the security guard turned around and went down the steps: "Don't make trouble, Komatsu, is there a place in this mall where you can't get out?" Hurry up and go home, it's time for me to get off work," he said, and he strode away.

Lin Yang really wanted to jump out and give them mouths, are you stupid like this, do you know that the family is really angry with me, "I'm not Xiaosong, I'm your father"

"Don't mess with your uncle, go home! My dad, your father... I died when I didn't come to the city to work, and I guess I'm fighting the landlord with the Lord of Yama."

Sure enough, we are fellow countrymen, you wait for me to go out and I will beat you in the mouth, your IQ is too embarrassing. Anyway, he couldn't get out if the security door didn't open, and he was disappointed in this stupid security guard, and when he was about to think of another way, a chubby kid ran from the opposite side of the security guard, about six or seven years old.

"Uncle, my dad asked you to go to my house for dinner, and bring some charcoal by the way"

"Don't mess with your uncle, if you want to eat barbecue, your uncle will take you to eat."

"Whoever messed with you, it's not that I want to eat, it's my mother who wants to eat, you look at it, you can not go, but you will bear the consequences, hum!" The child threw him a pair of white eyes and bounced away.

He stood there for a while, then angrily took the stick in his waist in his hand, and hurried to the door, "Who the hell are you, are you a thief, you come out"

Lin Yang was already disappointed in him, and gave up his previous thoughts, but he didn't expect him to come back, Lin Yang was overjoyed, "I'm not a thief, I'm your father" Although you are a little stupid, for the sake of your sudden turn, let's recognize your son.

"If you fart, you must be a thief, if you don't come out again, I'll call the police to arrest you"

Lin Yang couldn't help it, "You big fool, I'm your father, your mother and I must have made a mistake without turning on the lights and squeezing out such a big fool as you."

"Nima's, you wait for me to open the door so that I don't kill you"

Saying that, he took out a bunch of keys from his pocket, rushed to the door, and prepared to open the lock, but the keys were all poked into the lock hole, but he stopped in amazement, and hurriedly took a step back and stood at the bottom of the steps, "Nima's almost fell for you, if I open the door, you will definitely take the opportunity to escape, and I can't catch you alone."

Lin Yang almost couldn't hold back his laughter, Nima was a fool and understood, it seemed that he hadn't been dizzy yet, and he would add some more material to you, Lin Yang scolded inside, what was ugly and scolded, and the scolding of his ancestral grandmother plucked his ancestral grave three times. At the critical moment, the security guard suddenly became smart, calmly took out the phone and dialed 110.

Lin Yang is really anxious now, it is estimated that the perverted director will come in a while, he once put down his arrogance and ran into him again to kill him, it is estimated that no one will be able to save him this time. But people don't deserve to die, but they can always be saved. Behind the security guard, a tall, man in the same uniform as him suddenly appeared.

He patted him on the shoulder, "You kid, you're forked!" Before I became the vice captain, I didn't take me as the captain in my eyes, and your sister-in-law told you to go to dinner, what are you still rubbing around here?"

He seemed to see the savior, and immediately straightened his waist, "Brother Li, don't make fun of me, I'm not the deputy captain, isn't it your word, I found a thief inside the security door, I have called the police, I am blocking him here, saving him from running away"

The big one slapped him directly on the back of the head, "You're stupid!" If there is a thief, what police do you call, we hope that the thief's eyes are blue, and now how precious the thief is! Catch him and make a great contribution, Director Wang will definitely give us a big red envelope, and we have to hold a general commendation meeting for our brothers, maybe you will be promoted to captain directly"

"I'm promoted to captain? No, how can I rob you of your place," he smiled sheepishly

"No wonder everyone calls you the second son, you are the real second! If you are promoted to captain, I will probably be promoted to the deputy department, don't hey, hurry up and catch him before the police come."

Saying that, the big one kicked him lightly in the ass, "Go get the key and open the door, I'll keep an eye on you in the back"

He turned back and went up the steps one by one, "Captain, can you get closer to me?"

"What are you talking about, aren't you embarrassing our security team, are you still afraid of a thief when we reach out?" Saying that, he shook the stick in his hand, "As soon as he comes out, I will throw him down with a stick, and open the door quickly"

He reluctantly opened the chain, but he didn't dare to push the door open. Looking back at the captain at the bottom of the steps, the captain shook his stick at him again, as if to say, "What are you afraid of, everything has me", he opened the door tremblingly, took out a flashlight from his pocket and stretched out his head to look inside.

As soon as the two doors opened, it seemed to open Lin Yang's two heart doors, and he laughed happily a few times to express his mood at this time, and in the flashlight beam of the security guard, he walked out of the door leisurely while laughing.

The captain at the foot of the stairs was probably farther away than he could see from the stairs, a thief who had come out of the door, a mummy with wet hair and rotten skin. And laughed wildly with his mouth wide open.

He had a childhood full of myths and stories, and had a beautiful wife who was so superstitious that he was so poisonous that he could believe that his son was a prodigy given to him by God, even if the paternity test clearly stated that this son had no biological relationship with him at all, and he still worked hard to raise the child for God. He wouldn't think about it, with an IQ like yours that is rare in the world, will God give you a son? If you teach your son to be stupid, wouldn't it be a violent and precious heavenly thing to God?

The security guard on the steps was still very persistent in thinking that he was about to be promoted to captain, what a stupid thief, you think I wouldn't dare to arrest you if you dress like this, relying on the support of the captain behind him, he grabbed the gauze on Lin Yang's chest, and stretched out his index finger and ring finger to grab Lin Yang's face with the hand holding the stick, meaning to unmask Lin Yang's face.

But the thick makeup on Lin Yang's face was washed by sweat and flowed all the way to the gauze on his chest, sticky. There was a feeling of fear in his hands and fingers at the same time that made him die of fear in his heart. Fingers ran across Lin Yang's face, and the sticky thing was cut open by him in two furrows, revealing the same as white bones. Visual touch plus a somewhat fishy smell of rotten fish.

Oh, my God! He immediately trembled all over, and secretly cried in his heart, I have been honest and honest in my life, and I have been doing things honestly and steadily, not deceiving people or cheating people, is this God's punishment for me, I have been repentant for seven or eight years.

That night it was very windy, that night it was very snowy, that night... It's not entirely my fault, as the saying goes, a slap doesn't make a sound, God, don't impose the responsibility on me alone, I'm about to be sucked up by that bad woman.

Lin Yang hated him so much, it was estimated that he was so frightened that he was bleeding an unknown liquid, but Lin Yang was still angry in his heart, how good it would be to open the door early, and I would not be stuffed with sweat. He grabbed his collar with his backhand, slapped his bow left and right, and slapped him in the face twice.

"Nima, why don't you open it quickly when Dad told you to open the door, it makes Lao Tzu sweat all over."

Unexpectedly, he knelt on the ground with a drum stool, "Dad! Don't beat me anymore, I gave birth to a grandson for you, go and laugh at Jiuquan! ”