"Big brother is wise, big brother is mighty!" His two younger brothers immediately gave him a thumbs up, and when I saw this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, this is really a good guy and a bad guy everywhere. And at this moment, the room next to it 'creaked', and another masked scar walked out, he came to the front of the three scars and said, "Big brother, second brother, third brother, that little girl has been put in, let's get this local tyrant in a while, just go in and be cool, if it weren't for this big stupid local tyrant, I can't find such a beautiful chick, male dressed as a woman, think about it has a special taste, I'm afraid it's a white-faced steamed bun!" ”

"Haha, the fourth brother said that Lao Tzu's heart is itchy!" The two scars suddenly chuckled proudly, and then the big scar knocked on their heads with a dark face and said, "Okay, give me special vigilance and start working." ”

After finishing speaking, Big Scar quickly took out a bamboo pipe from his bag, and then aimed one end of the bamboo pipe at the ten-mile incense bottle in his hand, and the other end was inserted into the gap at the door of our house, and suddenly a strong fragrance wafted into our room. I hurriedly put away the transmission of my divine consciousness to Ares, "Quick, block your nose, this incense seems to be unable to resist even the immortals." ”

"Good!" Ares hurriedly arrived, and I quickly sat up with my nose covered, and then the rich fragrance in the crack in the door kept drilling into the room, making the room full of the smell of ten miles.

"Grandma, you go to the next room to take a look, it seems that the sissy lives next door to us, wake her up first, I'll deal with those mongrels outside, I really ate the courage of the ambitious leopard, dare to use the incense to deal with Lao Tzu, I'll let them suffer their own losses!" I hurriedly sent a message to Ares, who nodded and jumped out of the window with his nose covered. (.marshmallow)

Then I pulled a little strip of cloth from the side of the bed to block my nose, and then I walked to the door with my steps, and as soon as I approached the door, I heard the smug laughter of a few scars outside, "Haha, big brother, your fragrance is really good, you see that there is no movement inside, as if sleeping like a dead pig, we have stayed up until this time to do something to them, it is really easy and happy!" ”

"Of course, Lao Tzu has a big scar, and he has never missed!" The big scar smiled proudly, I couldn't help but pout, grandma, you haven't missed it, right, today Lao Tzu will let you miss once.

As I spoke, I pulled the door open and opened the four scarred men who were still squatting in the doorway, and I chuckled at them, "A few brothers came to visit me so late, they must have wanted to come in and have fun!" ”

As soon as my figure and voice came out, the scar man was stunned, as if he didn't expect me to have this one. Then Big Scar roared, "Oh, this bastard didn't sleep, grandma, the brothers plug my nose and kill him, his money is ours!" As he spoke, Big Scar first blocked his nose with two small objects and hit me.

These few wanted to catch turtles in the urn, which was exactly what I meant, so I retreated without saying a word, and when all four of them came in, I turned on the light and sat by the window, looking at them with a big knife with a fierce look.

"Yo, I didn't expect there to be a river thief like you in the fairy world!" I took a cigarette out of my bag, lit it in my mouth, took a puff, and said. Seeing that I was so calm, the four scars leaned into the ear of the big scar with an ugly face and said, "Big brother, you see how arrogant this kid is, he seems to look down on our brothers, or you should go up and practice for him first!" ”

"That's it, this kid is still smoking, he must have just flown up, you must have beaten him!" The second scar on the side also echoed the words, in fact, after the big scar saw me so calm, they were also a little scared, but when they heard the disdain of a few brothers, he still mustered up the courage to shout, "What a coward, watch Lao Tzu play tricks on you, a miscellaneous brother is afraid of begging!" ”

As he spoke, he came to me with a big knife, "Boy, hand over your money, Lao Tzu will let you live, anyway, there is no law in the fairy world, and no one cares about robbing money, otherwise, grandpa will let you die tonight." ”

What an arrogant scar! I stared at him and didn't move, but waved my hand gently, "If you want money, you want to die!" ”

"You, you're looking for death!" The big scar was enraged, and immediately raised the big knife in his hand to slash at me, and I stared at his leg with a dead eye, and a powerful spiritual force sent over, and his leg was broken in an instant.

"Ahh The big scar suddenly knelt down on one knee and screamed, my action frightened the other three scars, their faces turned blue, and they shrank together in fear and stared at me. And Big Scar also shouted, "You, what kind of person are you, you don't look like a true immortal who has just flown up, why do you have so much mana!" ”

"Haha, did Lao Tzu say that I just flew up?" As I spoke, I glared at his other foot again, and he broke his foot again and knelt down, and his whole body was weak at this time, and he immediately fell to the ground.

"You guys are really brainless, stealing things and stealing to Lao Tzu's head, Lao Tzu will tell you, am I your originator, damn, you three come over to me!" I roared and pointed at the three huddled scars.

They were frightened, and the body hurriedly ran backwards, trying to run away, and the big scar lying in front of me roared, "Damn, you wolf-hearted bastards, don't care about Lao Tzu!" And the few who were about to run immediately shouted, "Whatever you ask, you will fly separately when disaster comes!" So saying, they opened the door and ran out.

Seeing them like this, I gently raised my hand and drank, "Give me back!" "Their bodies were immediately brought back by my powerful spiritual power. After a few people flew back, they suddenly fell down and knelt down in front of me, these three people saw my skills again, and they were so frightened that they quickly kowtowed to me and admitted their mistakes, "Daxian spares his life, Daxian spares his life, we don't dare, we don't know Taishan, we actually came to steal Daxian's things, you don't remember the villain, don't worry about us, let us go!" ”

"Yes, yes, please let the great immortal spare us, we don't dare anymore!" Several other scars kowtowed to me.

The floor in front of me was suddenly knocked by them, I didn't answer them, but stretched out and stepped on their heads and shouted, "Don't fucking come to kneel and kowtow, Lao Tzu's favorite thing is to kill those who kowtow to me, I ask you, did you stun the woman next to you, is there an antidote, bring it!" ”

As soon as I said this, the big scar hurriedly cried out, "Big, Daxian, I really don't have an antidote to this thing, it's to stun people first, and then she will hallucinate when she wakes up, and she has a very strong desire for the opposite sex, this is what we use to deceive those women, how can we still get the antidote, if Daxian wants to fall in love with that woman, we will definitely give it to you, absolutely not stop, you can play as much as you want, we can also provide more drugs to you, just ask Daxian to spare our lives!" ”

When I heard him say this, I immediately kicked him in the chest, "Damn, you dog monggrels know all day long to do these things of stealing chickens and touching dogs, kill you, Lao Tzu is still a heart, come over to me!" ”

I said that the lost incense that Zhou Papi gave us today, I smell that thing and have a great desire, I don't know if this will be interesting to men? I burst out laughing. Seeing me like this, the big scar was so frightened that he didn't dare to approach me, so he quickly shrank back, "Big, Daxian, you say, if there is something, we will definitely do it, but we can't come!" ”

"But come on, that's fine, you all take off your clothes, there is not a single one left, if anyone is special to give me one left, I will slaughter whom!" I stood up and closed the window as I spoke. When the scars saw me like this, they all shrank in fright, as if they felt something bad happening.

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