092 Crazy on the spot!

Liu Bi's alcohol consumption is not good, a whole bottle of Moutai is in his stomach, his head is already very dizzy, and he is staggering when he walks.

But he still continued to open the second bottle of Moutai without pause, and while pouring it into his mouth, he staggered towards the multimedia classroom.

He really remembered that Zhang Xu said that his calligraphy skills, the more wine he drank, the more powerful he became, so Liu Bi simply went straight to the fierce.

Miracles are a great thing.

"Holy! Brother Bi, what are you doing? What a heavy smell of wine! ”

"I'll go! The two bottles of Moutai just now, now only half of the bottle is left, and the bottle and a half are not all drunk by him, right? ”

"Less than five minutes just a bottle and a half of Moutai? Hold the grass! Is Brother Bi dead? ”

"Isn't it a competition calligraphy? Why did the male god suddenly drink so much wine at this time? Which play is this? ”

The teachers and students of Lingnan No. 1 Middle School looked at each other, and all of them were monks who were confused, and they couldn't understand what Liu Bi wanted to do.

Seeing this, Lao Zhou sneered disdainfully: "Pretend!" Do you think you can still be as drunk and crazy as the grass saint Zhang Xu? Arrogant boy, I'll let you know later, there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky! ”

When he came to Jiang Xuedai's side, the wine bottle in Liu Bi's hand did not stop, and after taking a sip, he immediately took another sip, and after a while, the second bottle of Moutai quickly bottomed out again.

"Liu Bi, what are you doing here? You're drunk, how can you write calligraphy later! Jiang Xuedai said with some concern.

"I didn't ...... Affair! I...... I can write it! Liu Bi burped, pouring two bottles of liquor like this, even an old drunkard couldn't stand it, and suddenly Liu Bi's tongue was already a little knotted, and he couldn't even speak.

Jiang Xuedai worriedly held Liu Bi and whispered, "Liu Bi, why don't you come?" I also taught myself calligraphy for a while. ”

"No, it's okay, I can do it."

Liu Bi said with a staggering wave of his hand.

"Oh, you ......" Jiang Xuedai was a little anxious, and wanted to say something more, Liu Bi suddenly hugged Jiang Xuedai's slender waist and kissed it hard at the sexy little mouth that was slightly pursed.

"Hmm!"

Jiang Xuedai was caught off guard, she didn't have time to dodge at all, her body stiffened suddenly, and two blood-red clouds flew up her cheeks in an instant.

Over here...... But it's a multimedia classroom! There are hundreds of students and teachers watching it below!

Bottom student: "......"

There was silence in the hall, not to mention Jiang Xuedai, even they were not sober at the moment, what happened?

"Ahem!"

Chen Qiao also embarrassed "cough" twice at this time, where did he think that Liu Bi would suddenly make such an unexpected move, he waved his hand and said.

"Let's all close our eyes first! Liu Bi may have liked to drink and brew emotions before writing calligraphy, everyone understands. ”

Understand? Understand your sister! That's our goddess Jiang Xuedai!

Besides, where is this? It's a school! The school clearly stipulates that you can't fall in love, and now two students are kissing on stage, and you don't stop it as the principal, and let us close our eyes and don't look at it!?

What the fuck is this treatment!

National treasures are nothing more than that!

A strong feeling of envy, jealousy and hatred spread rapidly, Liu Bi was stunned and felt that many fierce murderous qi were coming from all directions, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help jumping, if his eyes could kill, I was afraid that he would have died hundreds of times at the moment.

This is, Jiang Xuedai was extremely shy, and finally pushed Liu Bi away, stomped her foot fiercely, and said coquettishly.

"Liu Bi! This is the school! ”

"Huh? Oh, I see. Are you ready? ”

"Prepare ......"

Before Jiang Xuedai said the word "okay", Liu Bi had already casually put the Moutai bottle on the side, picked up the brush and began to walk the dragon and snake.

Lao Zhou finally finished grinding ink at this time, and saw that Liu Bi's writing posture was so lame, and he couldn't even stand steadily, so he couldn't help but sneer.

Today, let you people from Lingnan No. 1 Middle School see the calligraphy of my Dong'an No. 1 Middle School!

As soon as he waved his sleeves, he began to dance wildly when he raised his pen, and between his gestures, there was also a kind of majestic atmosphere, and the momentum of the calligrapher was fully revealed.

"Oh, Liu Bi, be careful......"

Jiang Xuedai couldn't help but remind anxiously when she saw that Liu Bi's pen was dancing with dragons and phoenixes, but halfway through her words, she suddenly couldn't say the rest of the words.

"This ...... It's ......"

Jiang Xuedai was stunned to find that although Liu Bi's body was shaky and his posture of holding the brush was extremely non-standard, the words on the paper were ...... So beautiful.

That's right, it's just beautiful!

Jiang Xuedai didn't know much about calligraphy, and even less about cursive writing, and even more so she couldn't understand many of the words written by Liu Bi.

But for art and beauty, human beings are born with an ability to appreciate, so although Jiang Xuedai doesn't understand, she can see that Liu Bi's handwriting is definitely not something that a stunned young man who doesn't know anything about calligraphy can write.

On the contrary, even a calligrapher at the level of a grandmaster may not be able to have the level of Liu Bi.

Jiang Xuedai looked at Liu Bi who was writing in surprise, and opened her mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

Liu Bi, Liu Bi, you are such a demon! What a wicked! It's hard to imagine anything you wouldn't!

After about fifteen minutes, Lao Zhou was able to write twenty or thirty words, and Liu Bi had indeed thrown the brush in his hand and threw it directly on the face of a student in Dong'an No. 1 Middle School.

The ink falls, the pen stops!

"Liu Bi, you!" The student who was thrown off his body of ink stood up angrily, but Liu Bi didn't look at him and said loudly.

"After I finished writing, I asked Jiang Xuedai to show you my calligraphy works."

Jiang Xuedai picked up the "Frank Sticker" written by Liu Bi, and slowly walked through the front of the stage to show everyone in the audience one by one.

"What the hell is this? Can this also be called calligraphy? ”

"Holy! That's not a word at all! Since Liu Bi wants to lose, why did he engage in so many moths just now? ”

Obviously, not everyone can appreciate this kind of calligraphy, Jiang Xuedai listened to the layman's discussion of the students below, and couldn't help but wrinkle Xiumei, and secretly said in her heart: What do you know!

However, when she heard Ling Ruohua's words, she couldn't help but smile.

When Ling Ruohua saw the poster, his face was immediately full of surprise: "Recklessly!" It's actually a casual sticker! Zhang Xu's famous copybook! And this cursive, this has at least twenty or thirty years of skills, even my father, I'm afraid he can't write such a natural cursive! ”

Even the old principal Chen Qiao, who has always been very fond of calligraphy, couldn't help but nod his head in admiration when he saw this calligraphy.

"Good word! Good word! Wizard! Wizard! ”

The audience was boiling, although people with higher cultural attainments like Ling Ruohua and Chen Qiao could see the extraordinaryness of this calligraphy, but after all, there were only a few like them, and most people were still not very optimistic about this cursive hand.

Hearing the discussion below, Lao Zhou glanced up disdainfully.

"What kind of calligraphy can you write in fifteen minutes? Do you still need to watch it? You don't have to look at it to know it's rubbish! ”

However, as soon as he lowered his head, he suddenly froze, and his raised hand stopped in mid-air in a daze, and even the ink on the tip of the brush dripped on the valuable rice paper, and he seemed to be completely invisible.

The white rice paper reflected his hideous face, his eyes widened, and his mouth opened inexorably wider and wider.

He suddenly raised his head again, looked at the calligraphy he had only glanced at just now, and suddenly rushed over like a man seeing a stunning prostitute, and held the notebook in his arms as if he had obtained a treasure.

"Good word! Good word! Good calligraphy! Good calligraphy! Zhang Xu Wild Grass, it is actually Zhang Xu Wild Grass, I didn't expect to see such a profound calligrapher in my lifetime! can actually write Zhang Xu's wild grass to this extent, these words are natural, as if joy, anger, sorrow and happiness are naturally contained in it, treasure, this is a treasure! ”

"Who wrote this?" Lao Zhou raised his head excitedly and looked around blankly, only to find that everyone was looking at him as if they were stupid, even his own students had this expression.

Then he turned his neck stiffly and looked at Liu Bi, who was standing leisurely on the side, and suddenly trembled.

"You! It's you! You wrote this word? ”

Liu Bi shook his head amusedly: "You are really stupid, could it be that you have written your brain badly?" This third game is my calligraphy spelling with you, not me? Did you write it? ”

"Nope! That's impossible! This Zhang Xu Wild Grass is the most unique in cursive writing, and it is said that Zhang Xu Wild Grass is the most difficult to learn, and it is very remarkable to be able to learn a little fur. If you can learn half the essence, you can already be called a master, but this font, this is not only half the essence, this is at least nine points of essence, you are young, this is impossible! Lao Zhou shouted loudly, looking excited, as if he was going crazy.

The corners of Liu Bi's mouth raised slightly, and he said lightly: "If you don't believe it, why don't you touch it?" ”

"Touch?" Lao Zhou carefully put his finger on the notebook and touched it, and suddenly changed color, the handwriting on the notebook was not dry yet!

Doesn't that mean that this poster was really written by this young terrible boy?

Thinking of Liu Bilian just drank two bottles of Moutai before he started to write, and then think about Zhang Xu's most famous point is that Zhang Xu is always crying out for madness after getting drunk, and his words are charming. Lao Zhou was suddenly struck by lightning, although he didn't want to believe that this note was written by Liu Bi, but this cruel fact was so real in front of his eyes, he couldn't believe it.

After being silent for a long time, Lao Zhou suddenly yelled: "No! This copy is mine! No one but me would want to take it away! ”

After shouting this sentence, he ignored the shouts of Chen Qiao and others and the teachers and students of Dong'an No. 1 Middle School, and frantically rushed out of the multimedia classroom with Liu Bi's notebook.

The audience was silent, and the pin drop could be heard.

Seeing this, Liu Bi shook his head helplessly: "Why are the people of Dong'an No. 1 Middle School so poor in terms of psychological endurance?" I just vomited blood and fell into a coma, and now I'm crazy again, it's really not playing, hey. ”