Even Shu Qingge couldn't help laughing for a while!

Unexpectedly, the obscene old man on the other side was not ashamed of his lies.

He took two puffs of dry tobacco pouches and raised his eyelids, "Is this a problem?" ”

Suddenly he was still energetic, "Yo, what are you staring at Lao Tzu with these eyes?" I want to hit someone! The young man is so ugly and has such a bad temper! The way you look makes people feel very melancholy, do you know? ”

Stretched out his hand and pointed at Shu Qingge, "Learn from your daughter-in-law, not only is she beautiful, but she is also knowledgeable!" When I saw Lao Tzu coming just now, I poured water again, and I served the fruit bowl again......"

"Look at you again, what virtue?"

In an instant, Chen Feiyang's angry old face turned purple!

"Whoosh" jumped up, and the thunderous roar burst out, "Shut up!" Your whole family is ugly! Who is my daughter-in-law? Dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, tear your mouth apart? ”

Uncle's! This neuropathy, typical underpumping!

But Chen opened the cannon, ignoring him with anger on his face, and pouted again, "Anyway, you are not as good-looking as Lao Tzu!" ”

Then he leaned his head over again, with a lewd smile on his face, and his eyes were about to narrow into two crooked crescents, "But boy, Lao Tzu just chatted with this girl, this girl is really good!" ”

"Not only does she look good, but she is as beautiful as my daughter-in-law! The point is, my temper is much gentler than my daughter-in-law! Compared to my tigress, she's just a good girl......"

"So, you know......"

Touched his nose, "If it weren't for the fact that my little cub was gone since he was a child, otherwise it would be your turn?" ”

"You! Big! Father! So in an instant, Chen Feiyang's lungs were about to burst, and he was trembling with anger!

The casserole-sized fist rattled, and the green tendons on the arms had burst out!

Gritting his teeth and jumping like thunder, he was already dizzy from anger, and pointed to Shu Qingge next to him, "You are blind!" Have you ever seen such a good girl? ”

it! This guy has cataracts! The mother-in-law next to her kicks her nose and face with Lao Tzu at any time, and her face is moody, which is also called a gentle temper?

In this way, what kind of daughter-in-law does his daughter-in-law have to be fierce and furious? Heaven to earth? Unveiling the roof in the house? Take a bamboo pole to bucket the sky?

However, before the words fell, there was a pain in my waist, and tears were about to come out!

Turning his head, he saw the "good girl" next to him, staring at him murderously, her eyes were about to breathe fire, and her little hands were pinching his waist, slightly coquettish!

Immediately scared him enough, and quickly dropped a sentence, "Sao Errui......"

Looking at Chen Kaicang again, he didn't want to speak anymore!

At this moment, the heart is broken!

After a while, he still resisted the impulse and didn't cut off two of his front teeth with a single fist!

One word at a time, squeeze out a sentence, "Ask you one last time, what do you want to do?" ”

Clenched his fists, staring at him, "Let's talk about it after we think it through!" Otherwise, you're sure to get beaten today! Really, I don't lie to you! ”

For a while, Shu Qingge looked at the guy beside him, who was angry and about to collapse by entanglement and torture, covering his small mouth and trembling slightly, almost choking out tears!

Oh, my God! This bastard, who has always been obscene and provokes her anger at any time, has finally met a more sophisticated opponent!

One thing descends one thing, the sky has eyes, and the whole country rejoices!

Chen Kaipao still didn't seem to realize that he had already broken ground on Tai Sui's head, and he simply ignored Chen Feiyang's gloomy and angry face!

sat up straight, took two sips of dry tobacco pouches, and smiled, "I said last time that Lao Tzu wants to take you as an apprentice!" ”

"Are you sure you've figured it out?" Chen Feiyang's fists are trembling!

"Of course!" Chen Kaicang rolled his eyes, "Look at my eyes, aren't they very sincere?" Very sincere? Really, as long as you nod, you don't need to burn yellow paper and sprinkle chicken blood, you don't have to bow three times and bow nine times, and you don't need to toast! ”

"From now on, you are Lao Tzu Chen Kaicang, the only personal disciple!"

"I'll give you one last chance to reorganize the language!" Chen Feiyang's fist was already raised in the air, and his hunger and thirst were unbearable!

"No need......" Unexpectedly, Chen Kaipao didn't realize that he was already struggling on the verge of being beaten, "Really, think about how many people wanted to worship under Lao Tzu's name back then, even if they were named disciples!" ”

"So, you have to cherish this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! As long as you nod your head, Lao Tzu will teach you all your skills! ”

The chest beat loudly, and the pride was soaring, "Five years!" Oh no, just three years! If you can't reach the level of Lao Tzu, if you can't shock the world, eat and drink spicy food from now on, and become rich in the world, you should be Lao Tzu squatting and peeing! ”

"And when the time comes, even if you look like this, there will still be a lot of little girls, crying and shouting to marry you, three wives and four concubines hugging left and right!"

"Are you finished?"

"That's it! How's that, isn't it exciting? ”

"Are you rich and spicy now?"

"That's not true, Lao Tzu is very poor!" Chen Kaicang shook his head vigorously.

"Do you have three wives and four concubines now?"

"That's not either!" Chen Kaicang shook his head again, but suddenly his old face was a little red, "I married a daughter-in-law in my life, and when I was young, the tigress was strictly controlled, and I didn't have a chance!" Later, after my little cub had an accident, his relationship broke down, and he came to fight with Lao Tzu every month! ”

The next situation made Shu Qingge cry and laugh completely!

Seeing Chen Feiyang beside him, he just nodded, "Okay!" I see, wait a minute! ”

Immediately, without saying a word, he strode towards the kitchen in the distance!

Soon came out, and in his hand, he already had a kitchen knife twisted!

The old face was gloomy and terrifying, and he rushed to Chen Kaipao with murderous energy, and without waiting for him to react, he grabbed him by the collar suddenly, his movements were indescribably rough and fierce, and he roared hysterically, "There's something wrong with your brain, right?" Delusional disorder, right? ”

The bright kitchen knife was raised high in the air, staring at you, "I warned you last time, don't bother me!" ”

"Do you see Lao Tzu's knife? Believe it or not, cut and cry you every minute? ”

Panting for breath, he simply gritted his teeth, and the stainless steel kitchen knife suddenly changed into scrap metal in an instant, "See?" To tell you the truth, Lao Tzu is a martial arts practitioner, and he can kill two big buffaloes with one fist! ”

"Just ask if you're afraid? Are you afraid? Believe it or not, I can beat you half with one punch? ”

was about to be driven crazy by this neurosis, at this moment, his emotions were completely out of control, his arms were bruised, rude and violent, like a little chicken, and he walked towards the door!

"One last warning! If you dare to pester Lao Tzu again, I have to kill you! ”

"Stay away from me! In the future, see you once and hit once! ”

Dropped the kitchen knife, opened the door, and threw him out alive, almost making him fall and gnaw mud all over his mouth!

"Bang" and close the door again!

Oh! Thankfully, the world is quiet!