I originally wanted to take advantage of people's danger and fish in troubled waters. As a result, I didn't expect to be put on a table by Xiao Tiantian, there is no way, who makes our skills inferior to others, who makes us have no more eyes.

Lin Yang dried the wine in his hand in one go, feeling that the more he drank this wine, the easier it became, one cup was more boring than the other, and the third glass went down, as light as water, and slightly sweet.

The girl finally showed a little smile, but due to the effect of alcohol, her face always gave Lin Yang an unreal feeling.

"Okay, that's a man! To give! ”

The wine glass in his hand was handed to him, he was familiar with the road, Lin Yang drank this cup very happily, he pondered, if this was liquor, it was estimated that it would have already been on it by now!

But now, not to be dizzy, Lin Yang returned to a feeling of unfinished, the girl poured herself a glass of wine, and finally let go of the wine bottle, as if she had let Lin Yang go, and did not pour him any more wine, Lin Yang took the initiative to take the wine bottle and filled his own wine glass!

The girl sneered and looked at him, just laughing, and didn't talk to him until Lin Yang picked up the wine glass, and then said, "Are you starting to like it a little?" ”

Lin Yang nodded, but he didn't know what the expression on his face was at this time, and he had a cold feeling of numbness. The girl took the wine glass and touched it with his glass.

"!"

Lin Yang no longer twisted and pinched like before, picked up the wine glass and drank it all, the small wine glass was not enough for him to drink in a big sip, grunted, and swallowed it happily.

This time he left the girl behind, and raised his eyebrows proudly at the girl, who was looking sideways at him, "What do you mean?" Are you teasing me? ”

Lin Yang turned his head disappreciatively, "Eldest sister, you guessed wrong, I'm provoking you!" ”

The girl patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, does it make any difference?" ”

"Eldest sister, you don't even understand this, and you're still mixed with wool! The difference is huge! Tease, it's to want to get on you, provocative, it's to want to drink! ”

"Don't bully me as Xiaobai, Xiao Tiantian knows everything, pour wine!"

Oh!

Lin Yang took the wine bottle and poured it into her cup, "Why do you use such a small cup, there is no one - the bottle mouth is big!" ”

"You've drunk too much! You spilled all the wine. ”

"You've just drunk too much! You--what are you holding a cup and shaking it all the time! ”

"I didn't drink much, and the cup was on the bar, who took it?"

Lin Yang was angry and squatted the wine bottle on the bar, "No! Change to a big cup, this one is too small! Not satisfied! ”

As he spoke, he staggered up from the bar stool and got the two largest goblets from the goblet holder.

Pick up the bottle and pour it into the goblet, the bottle is empty.

"Haha! Gone! ”

The girl didn't know why she was so happy, Lin Yang glanced at him, and there were several figures in a daze in front of her, knowing in her heart that she had drunk too much, but she couldn't control it.

I wanted to wave my hand gently, but I slapped the bar twice, "You wait for me to get it!" ”

Turning around, he leaned on the bar to get a drink from the shelf, and when he returned, the girl was already sitting on the floor.

I don't know when he fell off the bar stool, Lin Yang didn't even hear a sound, he put the wine on the bar and came over to help the girl.

"Why are you sitting on the ground, get up quickly, it's cold on the ground," the girl wanted to stand up at first, but Lin Yang helped her twice and couldn't get her up.

The girl simply sat on the ground and did not move.

Lin Yang let go of her and looked at it, so it was okay, just handed her the wine bottle, "Let's blow on the bottle!" It also saves the trouble of pouring wine! ”

He also sat down next to the girl on the floor, pulled the bar stool to the side, and leaned his back against the bar.

The girl looked at him, "It's so good, I'm not afraid of falling down if I drink too much." ”

"Huh!"

Lin Yang smirked and held up the wine bottle, "Come on!" Britney, touch one! ”

It's a very good thing for him to call it now.

"Come on! Dry! ”

The girl responded, and the two bottles bumped together.

When!

Probably Sister Yun is too tired, all the preparations here are done by herself, she didn't dare to sleep alone before, the lock on the glass door of the bar, to prevent the gentleman from the villain, for fear that some bad people will break in while falling asleep.

Today is different, there is a strong young man outside guarding the door for her, and her heart is finally steady, and she sleeps to death, so she didn't hear the two of them hunting demons outside.

You touch me, I touch yours, the two of them drank for a while, but no one drank it, and they were drinking low-alcohol red wine at this time.

"What's your name?"

The girl suddenly asked Lin Yang like this, Lin Yang grunted, and took a sip of himself.

"Guess!"

"! Who has the kung fu to guess! ”

"Why don't you have kung fu! What else can you do now but drink? ”

The girl was silent for a while and whispered, "I want to see the sea!" ”

"Haven't you seen the sea? What to see in the middle of the night! ”

The girl clenched her fists and smacked him, "Brother! It should be dawn by now! ”

"Really? Eldest sister! I didn't go when it was dawn. ”

"Call me Britney!"

"You can call me brother, why can't I call you sister?"

"Can't!"

"Why?"

"You tell me your name, and I'll tell you why!"

"Forget it!"

Boom, another punch, "I told you all the names, why didn't you tell me your name?" ”

"You didn't tell me my real name!"

"Oops! You can see it, this is my stage name! ”

"Oops! You still have a stage name! Are you a big star! ”

"Maybe it will be later!"

"Fortunately! Fortunately! Should I ask you to sign me! ”

"Yes! Where are you going to sign it? ”

"Sign in—sign on my liver! Let's do it! ”

"What are you doing, take it out and I'll see!"

"The liver of the heart, liver, spleen, stomach, kidneys."

"Oh! Why liver? Can't you sign it on your heart? ”

"I'm sorry, you're late, my heart has already been signed, and there is no place for you to sign!"

"Oh! I see, you're in early love. ”

"It's not early."

"It's not early, I think you'll be ten years old!"

"Britney! How can you be like that! ”

"What's wrong?"

"Why are you talking so old! I'm just five years old, okay! ”

"Yes! Your mother gave birth to you hard enough! ”

"I'm Nezha, I grow when I see the wind, can you manage it!"

"Huh! The one who steps on the Beacon Wheel every day with a bare ass? ”

"Yes and what!"

"If you're Nezha, I'm Guanyin, hey! Child, I took you! Are you a rescuer brought in by the monkeys? ”

As she spoke, the girl gestured with her hand, dangling the wine bottle in her hand, causing the wine to spill Lin Yang's face.

Lin Yang hurriedly covered her wine bottle with his hand, "You better stop a little!" Do you really think that you are holding a jade bottle in your hand? This is wine, not nectar water! ”

The girl didn't let Lin Yang go, as if she was completely into the play.

"Tweet ——!"

Stretched out a hand on Lin Yang's head and pinched it, "Demon monkey!" You can't escape the old man's Five Finger Mountain! ”

Lin Yang pushed his hand away, "Haha! Are you a Bodhisattva or a Buddha? ”

The girl whispered, "Is it okay for both of me?" ”

"No, you can only play the white bone spirit - the little maid next to you!"

"You mean, I'm ugly! Even the Bone Spirits are prettier than me! ”

"I didn't mean that, I just want to say you're a good person!"

"Perfunctory! You don't have to comfort me, I know I'm not pretty, that's why the returnees went to find the white bone spirit. ”

Lin Yang looked at her puzzled, "Is there such a paragraph in Journey to the West?" ”

The girl lowered her head and took several sips of the wine bottle.

"Yes! You don't know, do you? ”

Lin Yang thought about it seriously, whether it was the 86 version, or- he thought of many versions, even the big words of Xing Ye, there was no old turtle and white bone spirit.

"Are you bluffing me!"

The girl was drinking again, Lin Yang asked, she put down the wine bottle and said, "Why should I bluff you!" ”

"Then you say, which version, which episode of the story?"

"It's my version, and I haven't shot it yet!"

"You didn't bluff me!"

The girl digressed the subject, "You know! Why am I called Britney? ”

Lin Yang wanted to hold on to the topic in front of her, but she was more interested in this topic for girls.

"Don't you say, is it your stage name!"

The girl's eyes were on the door of the bar, the street lights on the street had been extinguished, and although it was still gray outside, it would soon be dawn.

"Like you said, I'm not a star, how can I have a stage name!"

Lin Yang immediately followed, "I said you lied to me!" You can't really call it Britney, right? ”

The girl glanced back at him, "My roommates call me Princess Iron Fan, so I gave myself the name Britney!" ”

Lin Yang didn't think the girl's words had any special significance, "Xiao Tiantian is also very good, it makes people feel kind!" ”

The girl looked at him and said, "Childish! ”

Lin Yang pointed to himself and asked, "Are you saying I'm naïve?" ”

The girl hung her head and whispered, "I mean the name is childish!" ”

Lin Yang was a little confused, what did Britney want to say! I could only blink at her.

The girl put the bottle on the ground and hugged her shoulders, "I'm a little cold, it's too cold on the ground." ”

Lin Yang immediately said: "I have long thought that otherwise, let's sit on the chair!" ”

Lin Yang said, stood up from the ground, and drank red wine, which did not make his drunkenness stronger, but after such a long time of slow drinking, his drunkenness gradually faded.

His legs were numb from the ice, and he couldn't walk immediately when he got up. When he turned around and tried to help the girl, he saw that the girl had no intention of getting up at all, and he couldn't pull her up from the ground.

The outstretched hand retracted in embarrassment, deliberately stomped his feet, and rubbed his hands, "Why has the temperature suddenly dropped so much in the past few days!" Said to himself.

The girl raised her head and looked at him, her shoulders hugged tighter, and Lin Yang finally saw a little way! "Otherwise, I'll find you a dress!"

The girl looked up at him again, "Okay! ”

As soon as she was about to get up, Lin Yang immediately grabbed her arm and pulled her up from the ground, she sat on the bar stool, probably her legs were numb, and she couldn't move for the time being to do so.

Lin Yang thought about putting his ragged clothes on the girl, but when he returned to the small warehouse, he remembered that the ragged clothes had been thrown away by himself last night, and he patted his head regretfully.

I said everything I said, but there was a broken mattress in the house, and Sister Yun didn't bring the quilt she said, I don't know if she forgot or was sincere. How can this fulfill the promise to the girl?

My promise is small, it's really cold at night, girls wear so little, what can I do if I catch a cold.

Thinking about it, there was no choice but to beat the idea of this mattress, rolled up the mattress with all his hands, and walked out of the warehouse with his arms in his arms, and the girl was standing in front of the bar with her back to him.

Probably because of the numbness in my legs, I want to stand up and move. Lin Yang walked over slowly and wrapped the girl with a mattress.

The girl was startled by him, and when she looked back, she saw that Lin Yang had actually done such a thing, probably because of her instinctive reaction after encountering danger!

A foot happened to stomp on Lin Yang's feet, although he was wearing tourist shoes, it still hurt to step on his feet heavily.

Ah——!h

Lin Yang screamed, and quickly covered his mouth, and after tossing all night, he couldn't wake up Sister Yun, and he really didn't want to alarm her again at this time.

She looked at the girl angrily, "What are you doing?" ”

The girl also looked at him cautiously, and she clung to the mattress on her body so that it would not fall off her body.

"What are you doing? Why do you wrap me in a mattress! Do you want to ...... Take advantage of people's danger! ”

Lin Yang squatted on the ground and covered his feet with his hands, "Kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by you, didn't you say that it was cold, and it was used to warm you!" ”

"You didn't lie to me?"

Although he was afraid of waking up Sister Yun, he didn't show weakness and shouted, "Do you think I lied to you? If I want to take advantage of the danger, I'll put a bottle on your head, and it's no better than this! ”