Chapter 111: Dancing with the Fox
Leave the villa.
Still in the car, she leisurely enjoyed the beautiful afternoon, and the car finally stopped in front of a fancy restaurant.
This restaurant has been to this restaurant once before with her, and the food is also quite good, with seafood and Western food.
The two of us ordered a table full of dishes and ate a great meal!
After eating, Duan Jiaojiao asked me with great interest if school was about to start, and it was about to be September.
I nodded yes, there are less than five days left, and by the first day of September, the school will officially open.
Duan Jiaojiao put her arms around my neck and kissed me on the cheek.
"I really envy you college students, you stay in school every day, except for falling in love is falling in love, nothing else!"
I was very sarcastic to hear her say this, as if she meant to say it.
"Sister Jiao, you can't say that, there are many powerful people in the university, the country's military talents, scientific and technological talents, and the major cutting-edge industries in society, that is not supported by college students, without our group of intellectual youth, where will the country be rejuvenated by science and technology, and where will the country be developed..."
For those who don't understand anything, open their mouths and close their mouths to college students who are uneducated, I really want to go up and scold them.
They generalize to the point, college students were all shot to death at once, but they don't know that the third-rate pheasant graduates are called college students, and the graduates of national 985 and 211 are still called college students, but can this be the same?
In these years, people who have no culture and no quality are outgoing and self-reliant, naively thinking that they are very smart and wise, just like the wise man in the mountains moved by Yugong.
As everyone knows, most of these people's thoughts come from a bunch of chicken soup articles in the WeChat circle of friends, and the starting point of these articles is to write for these illiterate people in the new era.
The other party was complacent when he saw Le, as if he had become a cultural person all of a sudden, and he understood life, philosophy, and even the gossip of the five elements of yin and yang.
In the end, they came to a conclusion, that is, it is useless to go to college, and they learned from the article on WeChat Moments that today's college students are basically uneducated, and they are just like celery on the bad street.
It was very fresh in the morning, and it could be seen at noon, but in the evening, it was basically wilted, and the next day it was not fed to the animals.
So this college student is not worth anything at all, and it will not be fresh as soon as he graduates, and the value of this important identity has plummeted...
There are many such articles, and there are countless fans, nine out of ten are illiterate in the new era, and everyone is their favorite style!
When Duan Jiaojiao mentioned this stubble to me, I naturally complained a lot.
"Heh~! I really didn't see the use of it~! Just like your Jiangcheng Agricultural University, how many of you can farm after graduation? How many can livestock? Don't you want to go to the big ranch and learn from the experienced old farmers? ”
Duan Jiaojiao played with me and debated with great interest.
"That's called research, now everything is about data, scientific verification, listening to music to cattle can make cows produce more milk, giving cows to develop the habit of listening to the bell on time and coming back to milk, listening to the bell to eat grass and drink water, and soon the cow will be able to form a habit, so that in the future, you only need to put the bell, you can manage hundreds of cattle obediently, do you say that it is useful to go to college?"
"Follow the experience of the old farmers, that is because we have to combine reality, only theory and practice, in order to continue to break through the tradition! This job, you pull a few masters in the WeChat circle of friends to try it, they don't know how to fart except for spraying all day long! ”
I have the right thing to say.
Play with me and debate this issue, and I can debate with her all night, and it will be all the same.
"Okay, okay, you college students are amazing, you can make the cow fly, and you can make the pig grow wings~! Anyway, I'm not a college student, I haven't been to college, I can't say you! ”
Duan Jiao glared at me coquettishly.
After listening to Duan Jiaojiao's words, I couldn't help laughing, she has no one in this thinking, and her imagination is quite developed.
I don't even use dirty words, doesn't it mean that college students like to brag, and what do you say about cows flying and pigs with wings.
"Huh? It turns out that Sister Jiao, you didn't go to college? I said how did you just ask me about the start of school? ”
I smiled casually, and didn't talk to her too much about the same topic.
"Hmph~! What's wrong with not going to college~! You look down on your sister, don't you? ”
Duan Jiaojiao was decisive and a little angry.
"Uh... I didn't say that, I just wanted to say that a smart woman like you, and she is so knowledgeable, educated and knowledgeable, and she didn't go to college, I can't believe that graduate students don't necessarily have my sister's two brushes. ”
I pretended to be innocent and looked at her.
"Flutter... Sycophant~! Roll on~! Your kid's mouth is getting better and better at talking, but it's not so easy to trick my sister into marrying you. ”
Duan Jiaojiao glared at me and said.
Although Duan Jiaojiao was criticizing and teaching me a lesson, she was very happy in her heart, at least because of the anger she was fighting with me just now, it was all gone.
Looking at Duan Jiaojiao, who was smiling at the moment, I suddenly had a feeling that if a man doesn't have the ability to make this woman laugh instantly, then it's best not to make her angry, a woman's anger is like a hydrogen balloon that explodes in an instant.
It looks like it's okay to blow it up, but as the closest party, you will definitely not be able to afford to hurt, and the memory is still fresh!
After some fun, we went to Qingjiang Park!
Of course, Duan Jiaojiao's proposal, I don't understand how she, a woman who spends all day in the night scene, thought of asking me to accompany her to the park.
Qingjiang Park and Jiangcheng Park are two places that are completely incompatible, and the biggest highlight of Qingjiang Park is the musical fountain.
In fact, Qingjiang Park was called Qingjiang Square earlier, which is just a large square facing the river.
Later, Jiangcheng developed very well, and the political axe allocated funds to expand into Qingjiang Park, and now Qingjiang Park has music fountains, water lanterns, and water parks.
In the evening, Qingjiang Park is bustling.
It is precisely because of the existence of Qingjiang Park that Jiangcheng Park is sparsely populated at night, and even the parking lot is empty, so Xiaomei and I had the opportunity to enter Jiangcheng Park for a little ambiguity before.
Of course, Qingjiang Park is not next to the Qingjiang River, but a part of the water from the Qingjiang River was built, and finally this part of the water flows back to the Qingjiang River, and it is precisely because the water in the Qingjiang Park is living water that there are more people who come here.
Duan Jiaojiao and I walked on the smooth wide road of Qingjiang Park, holding hands and walking all the way forward, Yanran was a loving little couple.
Duan Jiaojiao actually likes the ordinary life of these ordinary people, there is nothing to worry about every day, she is happy to drink two or two small wines, she is not happy to come to Qingjiang Square to dance a square dance, watch the music fountain for a while, and then go to the water park to make a personal wave...
Looking at Duan Jiaojiao's yearning face, I grabbed her little hand tightly and said, how many people have been poor all their lives, and they haven't even touched Lan Bikini's buttocks, and you are tired of driving it, and you stomp your feet, which can make the whole Jiangcheng change color, and some people have to look at other people's faces every day to live, so you really don't have to envy these ordinary people, everyone has their own fate.
Duan Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows and looked at me quietly with a side face.
"Heh~! You also said that others often brush the chicken soup for the soul in the circle of friends, why don't you also pour chicken soup for me now? ”
Duan Jiaojiao looked at me with a funny face.
"Daughter-in-law, can you tell the difference between good and bad? I realized this on my own, it's dry goods! Even if it is soup, it is also a nutritious pork rib soup, you drink one can relax the muscles and invigorate the blood to relieve menstrual cramps, and the other can also supplement collagen, making your skin white and beautiful, how can chicken soup be compared. ”
I deliberately grabbed her little waist, slapped her little buttocks, and said with a wicked smile.
"Cut~! Who is your daughter-in-law, talk nonsense, sister go back and sew your mouth shut. ”
Duan Jiaojiao was very amused by my words, and even glared at me very little womanly, and reached out to pinch me.
Actually, it didn't hurt much, I deliberately pretended to be in pain.
But I miscalculated, in front of a smart woman like Duan Jiaojiao, who is a fox, I can do something in addition to making her happy, playing clever once, embarrassing once.
Not only did she not let go, but because I pretended, she pinched me harder, and then let go with a relieved face.
Hey~, this is the gap between getting along with the old fox and the little white sheep.
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