All Chapters_No. 260: Impersonating a Priest

Zhang Qingqing walked into the church, prayed to the crucified Father Jesus, then made a cross gesture on her chest, and finally turned around to leave the church. I hid in the confessional and saw it, thinking to myself that she had just come to say a prayer.

Just when I thought Zhang Qingqing was leaving, she suddenly stopped, seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then turned straight towards the confessional in the corner of the church, which directly startled me. I thought to myself, did Zhang Qingqing know that I had sneaked out of the hospital, and that I was hiding here, and she came to arrest me?

I don't know if Zhang Qingqing came to arrest me back, so I want to find another place to hide. However, the confessional was small and there was only a limited place to hide. In the room, there is a wooden cabinet about the size of a wardrobe with carved cut-out patterns on it, and there are two wooden cabinets, both of which are small.

I hid in one of the rooms, and found that there was a chair inside, so I sat quietly and hid inside.

At this time, the crisp sound of high heels hitting the ground was Zhang Qingqing walking over. I thought that I had really been discovered by her, and I was about to come out honestly, but instead of discovering me, she walked into the compartment opposite me, bowed slightly to me, and said, "God, I am guilty!" ”

I looked at Zhang Qingqing vaguely through the carved and hollowed out wooden boards, a little stunned, I couldn't figure out what the situation was now?

Zhang Qingqing couldn't get a response from my side, she bowed again and repeated: "God, I'm guilty!" ”

At this time, I finally suddenly understood that this is a confessional room, also known as an explanation room, for believers to come and say what is in their hearts, or to repent of some of their mistakes and wrongs. In fact, this is similar to telling little secrets to the tree hole when we were children, except that no one will respond to you when you talk to the tree hole, but if you confess in the confessional room, there will be a priest who will give you guidance and comfort.

Priests are generally expected to stick to their doctrine and cannot say anything even if they hear it. I remember a foreign movie about a serial murderer who would come to the same church to confess to the priest after every murder, and the priest listened to the murderer's confession all day long, but he couldn't announce the murderer, which was very heartbreaking. But it is also because the priests are very disciplined that there are countless people who come to confess.

Zhang Qingqing now obviously thought that I was a priest sitting in the compartment opposite her, and I suddenly felt amused.

I had watched the foreign movie, so I had a little understanding of the tone and language of the priest, so I deliberately used a hoarse and low tone that was different from my original voice, and said slowly: "Dear child, we are all sinners before God, please sit down, God will guide our souls to the right path!" ”

If the priest asks the believer to sit down, this is an expression of willingness to listen to the believer's confession.

Zhang Qingqing didn't expect that it was not a church priest sitting in the compartment opposite her at all, but me, she sat down opposite her and whispered, "Father, I'm very troubled." ”

I tried to recall what the priest had said, and then I said calmly: "My child, please speak up about your troubles, and God will be with us and listen to you." ”

"I fell in love with a man who was younger than me, six years younger than me."

I almost jumped up from my chair with joy when I heard this, but remembering the priest I am playing now, I still restrained myself and forcibly calmed my voice: "Child, in the face of love, age is not a problem, height is not distance, and even gender does not matter, just follow the guidance of your heart." ”

Zhang Qingqing was stunned when she heard this, and then couldn't help but say again: "Although I like him, he is just a little boy." I can't tell if he really loves me or if it's just a physical need. Well, that guy is pretty, and spends his days trying to kiss me or make all sorts of requests. ”

I was so angry that my face turned green when I heard this, and my heart said that I have so many actions to save your beauty as a hero on weekdays, why don't you say it, just remember that I want to kiss you and touch you?

I thought for a moment and said, "Is it convenient to tell me about your relationship with that guy?" ”

Zhang Qingqing hesitated for a moment and said: "It's more complicated, first of all, he is my student, and in addition, he is my family's son-in-law." ”

"He's your husband?"

"Fake, it was my parents' wish to find him as a son-in-law, and I didn't approve of it at the beginning."

"And now you like him?"

"That...... That guy actually has some advantages as well, and ...... It really made me feel good about it. ”

When I heard Zhang Qingqing's words, my mood finally improved a little, so I continued: "Since you like each other, you have the relationship of son-in-law. If you truly love each other, why not believe in the future? ”

Zhang Qingqing complained a little and said: "I'm just not sure if he really loves me, that guy is squinting all day long, and he's a big carrot." There are two female classmates who are ambiguous with him, and even he met a rather beautiful sister outside, and the relationship is even more ambiguous, and I am very angry when I look at it. ”

I couldn't cry or laugh when I heard the words, it turned out that Zhang Qingqing had been jealous. The two female classmates she said should be Ni Anqi and Tang Anning, and my sister must be referring to Li Mengting, but I pity me that I didn't have an ambiguous relationship with these women, I was really depressed.

I continued to pretend to be a priest and said, "Son, since you like that boy, why don't you take the initiative and keep him with love?" ”

Zhang Qingqing was stunned when she heard this, and then said a little cowardly: "If you want me to take the initiative to pursue him, how can I do it?" ”

"Why not?"

At first, I deliberately pretended to be a priest's tone, but because Zhang Qingqing didn't doubt it at all, my priest spoke more and more easily, and my speech became more and more casual, and I began to look less like a priest.

Zhang Qingqing said embarrassedly: "Because I can't pull it off, I want to take the initiative to pursue him, no way." ”

"Did he take the initiative to pursue you?"

"Yes, that guy wrote me a lot of love letters, and he would send me roses, I said to treat him as a brother, but he said don't want to be my brother, he wants to pursue me."

"And what about your attitude towards his pursuits?"

Zhang Qingqing said shyly: "My best friend said that when dealing with boys who like them, they should practice semi-sugarism. You must not satisfy each other with everything, because once a man gets a woman, he will soon get tired of changing his mind. ”

I almost wanted to ask which woman said this, no wonder Zhang Qingqing, this girl obviously likes me, but at most let me kiss my mouth, hug it, and even touch my legs is a small luxury, it turns out that this is what her best friend taught her about semi-sugarism, it's really fucking hateful.

I almost didn't think about it and said: "Your best friend's method is wrong, because the boy's perseverance is relatively limited, if he shows love to you but has not been able to respond, I think you may not like him, and when he is lost, there are other excellent girls around him, then other women may take advantage of it." ”

Zhang Qingqing was silent for a moment and said, "Then he can't resist the temptation." ”

I rolled my eyes again when I heard this, you yourself won't let me touch anything, and blame me for not being able to withstand the temptation, it's really unreasonable. No, take advantage of this opportunity, I have to fool you well, it's best to fool you so much that you take the initiative to hand it over to me for the first time, that's cool, hehe......

I said, "I would like to ask you, what is your relationship with that boy?" ”

Zhang Qingqing's voice was lowered, and she said in a whisper almost like a mosquito: "Kiss, hug this stage." ”

I fooled her and said, "Have you ever thought about giving yourself to Chen Yu completely?" In fact, you love each other, you can completely dedicate your precious first time to him, I think he will definitely be very touched, and cherish you for the rest of your life. ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as I said this, there was no movement on the other side, and then I heard a panicked sound, and then I heard Zhang Qingqing stepping on high heels and walking away in a hurry.

Zhang Qingqing came in and told the "priest" for so long, in fact, I never mentioned the word Chen Yu, I was in a hurry to say my name, so that Zhang Qingqing found that something was wrong and hurriedly ran away.

I saw Zhang Qingqing run away suddenly, I didn't know that I was showing my feet, and I wondered what was going on?

But before I could come out of the prayer room, another man suddenly came and spoke in a man's voice: "God, I am guilty!" ”

It turned out that the person who came was Lin Feng, so I wanted to tease him, so I said, "Dear child, we are all sinners in the presence of God, sit down and tell me about your troubles?" ”

Lin Feng smiled and said, "I fell in love with a man, his name is Chen Yu, what do you think, priest?" ”

When I heard this, I rolled my eyes, kicked open the wooden door and walked out, and said to Lin Feng disgustingly: "Damn, how do you know that I am inside?" ”