Chapter 121 A hero is not worth three bubbles
I don't know why I'm happy, but I'm more excited anyway - because I released the little ghost who tortured him in my stomach? No! Is it a demon, a little monster, or is there news of Jiajia? Urgent, overjoyed, elated, spirited, go! Neither, what is that? Is it a sense of mission, honor, and shame as a bodyguard? Maybe!
Is it sex? Is it attraction? Is it tempting or? Is it emotion? Anyway, the opposite sex will not be repulsed, male donkeys like female donkeys, roosters like hens, male dogs like to ride female dogs, women like to be below, it's that simple, so pure...... Such a shameless ......!
"Blushing what? Refreshed! Why is it yellow again? Anti-cold coating wax! "The moon, the sun, the stars, the big bed, the quilt, endlessly, crunching ......! Sleepless, come!
The reins are not untied, and there is no way to go.
The donkey is very thin, with a smooth back, like a bare ridge, rib bones on both sides, like terraces on both sides of the ridge, like a keel in an umbrella, covered with skin, without a bit of fat, riding up, ditch to ridge, male to female, tight, like riding two brand-new washboards, torment? Inadequate! It's just a punishment, "sandalwood punishment"
"In-law! Hurt! It hurts a lot! ”
Giggle!
Endure it, you can only endure it.
In-laws: Bear with me! Patience is over, and a spoonful of sesame oil will not hurt if it is slippery.
The old donkey is not slow to walk, along the wool road, but also the direction of the disappearance of the horseshoe lamp, there is no need to be so demanding on it, believe in the horse, and cherish it.
The slight sound of the farrier stepping on the gravel couch was like raindrops falling on a bucket of water half a bucket of water, like a finger tapping on the poplar counter - "Aunt Hua! Stir-fry mushrooms with fungus, put more green onions and ginger without garlic, and it is best to put a few pieces of meat, and increase the amount without increasing the price." Like the rattlesnake wagging its tail - swallowing a frog has nothing to show off and can't hold you up, like the sizzle of an owl rubbing its wing feathers......
There are those who are weak and worried, for fear of alarming the black-clothed people carrying the lanterns, or the people sleeping soundly in the grass huts on both sides where the outline can still be distinguished.
I don't know what time it is at night, and there is no one with a lamp on, so there is no one whose bear child gets up at night to boo or poop. Isn't there a restless little couple who sit on the roof together at night and count the stars? It's good to look at the moon, the blue blood moon, the most suitable era for the old king next door, there is no old king? Lao Li and Lao Chen can do it, it is only once in a century, the opportunity is rare, cherish it!
Lao Wang hugs every day, blood moons are not common, look!
It's a pity, it's cloudy tonight, there are no stars tonight, not even one, and there is no moon mother-in-law, okay! It's always okay to have a few dog barks!
Forget it, it's good to be quiet like this, the moon is dark and the wind is high and the night kills, and the barren mountains and mountains bury dry bones. Ha ha! It's so poetic! Whatever! Whoever kills whom, hero kills, battle royale, good luck eats chicken tonight!
Giggle!
After walking for a long time, I am almost out of the village, and I don't see the disappearing horse lantern, the direction is wrong? Or is he hiding? Is he walking faster than a donkey? He has a light, and the donkey has its own night vision, so it shouldn't be much slower than him.
The joy that I had just picked up was gradually worn away, and the donkey did not slow down, and kept walking forward, going back? Or keep walking, he was in a dilemma.
It is likely that he was hiding in the house next to him, or that was his home at all, and he had already returned home. He just came out for a stroll at night, he wanted to be a Lao Wang, but the place was wrong, and now he was tired and went back to rest, and still the child's wife slept on the hot kang head.
There are more than a dozen thatched huts in the dilapidated village, and they live alone, without even rehearsing or practicing their spines, and the height is not on the same level, which is very casual, and even Lin Yang, a person who has been living in the mountains, can't understand why the houses here are built like this. Whether it is a tiled house or a grass house, a house of any structure, it should be ridged and lined up, where people like to live in groups, so that they can take care of each other, so that they do not appear to be raw, so that there is a profession next door to Lao Wang, who does not pay salaries and has a limited number of places.
It's so scattered, and it's dark night, I don't even know which direction the courtyard gate is heading. How to find it?
Reality splashed him like a basin of cold water, loss took away his only remaining hope, and the little devil in his stomach began to behave again.
Like having sharp teeth to abuse his large intestine, he was more friendly at first, but then became more and more unfriendly, and it was already painful to rub his belly on the washboard.
You're in this group
Up and down surprise attack, inside and outside, I really can't stand it, the sour smell in his mouth rushes out, choking his tears, and his stomach is turning over the river and the sea for a while, as if the noodles have become fine, and they are cute in the stomach.
It's not crying, it's just tears, endure, bear with it! You can't see the human hair, so there's no need to endure it! To hell with shame, guilt, and embarrassment! Pull! No subtlety, to hell with it - dignity!
Fortunately, the old donkey was more obedient, standing quietly on the side of the road under his shouting, he didn't know how he got off the donkey's back, the severe pain stifled his ability to think normally, having them in his stomach completely limited his functions, and the signal sent by the brain now was only one word - pull!
Who! Who is Allison? Is it male or female? Why look for her? Now ask like this, and he will definitely answer you, no comment!
Squatting on the stones on the side of the road, it was a thousand miles again, and there was a bang! Feeling something in his intestines pulling out hard, he couldn't even breathe, the blood in his whole body rushed into his eyes, his eyes were hot and painful, and his nose and mouth were full of sour smell, like entering the farrowing basket for hatching chicks, the farrowing bed of the old sow, and the farrowing room of the second donkey. It's that smell — the familiar taste.
Giggle!
Oh, ah, oh, ......!
Probably because of the stench, isn't it too stinky? This time, I smelled it, a hero can't pass the three bubbles, and he is no longer a hero after the third bubble is finished! Weigh it well, and at most you have half a life to live.
I don't kill my countrymen, but my people die because of me...... Infinitely merciful! Virgin Mary, your punishment is too much! I killed the wolf, and I ate it, and there is hatred coming at me, please spare my large intestine!
I knew it was so painful, so I didn't want to kill it, how happy it would be to let the wolf eat it directly! Maybe we can live and die with Sister Jiajia, and at the same time turn into wolf dung, maybe we may still be entangled together, you have me and I have you, life and life, the ends of the world, the mountains and mountains will never be separated, and jointly cultivate a wonderful flower, flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and bloom, flowers are not flowers, flowers fall and flowers fall, flowers fall and flowers are in the world. What a poignant love story!
Now it's okay, the sky is on different sides, life and death are unknown, it may also be the separation of yin and yang, yin and yang, there is no poignant, only miserable, wolf! Cute big bad wolf, eat me!
Oh......!
Illusions, definitely illusions, is the Virgin Mary so spiritual? Good! Bless me for letting me find Sister Jiajia, okay? I'll kowtow to you, I'll bow to you, I'll give you three bows and nine bows, "Om, that's it!" ”
He reluctantly lifted his pants, his stomach was already in the front cavity and the back cavity, this time it was good, the fourth bubble was absolutely not able to pull out, the trouser belt was much longer, the figure was much slimmer, and he seemed to have lost a lot of weight everywhere when he touched his body, only a big bag with a steamed bun bulging on his back cheek, and the soft fire burned and hurt. Will there be such a consequence for taking a hundred customers? Teacher Cang vs. a hundred men, I haven't been fast-forward and haven't looked carefully! I can't ride a donkey like this, and I can't bear to rub it on the washboard? It's even worse to ride a broom, don't think about stick-like things, it's a nightmare to think about it, does Mr. Cang feel the same way?
Well, don't even think about the above words, let alone say them, look!
Giggles
What a heartless old hen, I will definitely drink your stew if I have the chance.
Oh......
It's an illusion again, how is it possible, how can there be such a coincidence, it is impossible to pull out a wolf, and it is not possessed by the Bull Demon King, a sneeze conjures up 10,000 cow lice, a mouthful of vomit conjures conjures up 100,000 little demons, and a poop can definitely conjure up a million male soldiers.
It seems to be far away, it doesn't seem to be an illusion, the old donkey oh ah, panicked, anxious. Lin Yang didn't let go of the donkey's reins when he, although he didn't want to torture himself on the back of the donkey now, but he knew better than anyone else that without this old donkey, he couldn't go anywhere, let alone find Jiajia.
The donkey seemed to see something fearful, and pulled the reins in Lin Yang's hand very tightly, and it was now irritable and restless, and it seemed to be much more clever. The old donkey, who has been very sluggish, if he hadn't encountered a wolf, it is estimated that giving him a stimulant injection would not have made him so excited!
The chickens in his arms were slightly slower to react and were also resurrected from ancient fossils. Giggle clucking fidgetiness.
He was in a hurry, he smelled the wolf, the wolf is coming! It's not an illusion, it's definitely not a hallucination, it's a nightmare, an endless nightmare.