I want to hit the rhythm to death
He went out to go shopping, and actually bought men's skin care products, looking at the shopping bags, thinking about how much it would cost? I thought I still wouldn't give him a card in the future.
"How about looking at my face?" Hong Yu pulled Zhou Fan, raised his eyebrows confidently, and showed his side face, letting her see the beauty she had just done.
To be honest, nothing has changed, the pits are still there, and they are still very dark.
"How much does it cost to make a face?"
"I got a card, more than 500"
Fool, fooled! It didn't hurt his self-esteem much, so he had to say "okay"
"I'll go tomorrow, it's still quite slippery to the touch, have you become handsome?"
Handsome, cricket's cricket! Narcissistic and scared to death, Zhou Fan shook his head speechlessly.
"You're so charming"
Charming! The eyes are not good! Zhou Fan looked at him and felt that his standing posture was a little ambiguous, which was easy to make people think about it.
His eyes were too hot, Zhou Fan wanted to turn his head and not look at him, but he kept following Zhou Fan's face, smiling brightly, Zhou Fan was immediately shocked and said, "Go upstairs to see your son!" They slept in our room."
At the mention of his son, the smile on Hong Yu's face dimmed, the teddy dog that I didn't buy tonight is not white, and it will only be available tomorrow.
went upstairs and passed by the study, Zhou Fan took a look, the study did not turn on the light, and saw Zhou Ying holding a pillow, staring at the screen with headphones, looking nervous, and shrinking in the chair.
Zhou Fan tiptoed over, leaned over his head, and took a look, the girl was watching a thriller alone, and she was so frightened that she didn't dare to look directly at the screen, blocking her eyes with a pillow, and she wanted to laugh when she looked at it.
Hong Yu also walked over gently, quietly stretched out his hand to turn up the sound of the stereo, Zhou Ying jumped up from the chair with an instant scream, and his shoulder hit Zhou Fan's chin at once, Zhou Fan suddenly felt pain, and his jaw seemed to be misplaced.
"The surname is Hong, you are looking for death!" Zhou Ying jumped to her feet and scolded, stared at a pair of small eyes, and angrily smashed the pillow at Hong Yu.
Hong Yu dodged the pillow and said with a smile, "If you're afraid, don't look at it."
Zhou Ying stomped her feet, turned her head to look at Zhou Fan, and said in a concerned tone, "Sister, how are you?" ”
"It hurts, you be quiet"
Zhou Ying stuck out her tongue, plucked her ears with her hand, patted her lightly and said, "It's over, I can't hear it"
Pretend to me, Zhou Fan stretched out his hand and grabbed her ear, but he didn't make a big effort, and said in an angry tone, "You have a problem with your ears, and you still listen to headphones, what should you do if you are deaf?" Saying that, Zhou Fan reached out and pinched Hong Yu again, which was considered to teach him a lesson and asked him to turn up the volume, I don't know if there is something wrong with her ears?
Hong Yu, who was in pain, glared at Zhou Ying, then changed his smiling face, looked at Zhou Fan and said, "I forgot that she has a problem with her ears, I'm sorry!" ”
"Go to bed"
With an order, Zhou Ying hurriedly picked up the pillow from the ground, walked in front of Hong Yu, glared at him fiercely, and then went out.
When she walked to the door of the bedroom, Zhou Ying cried and said, "Sister, I'm afraid, I don't dare to sleep alone"
Hong Yu is messy, he is a teenager, does he still need someone to accompany him?
"Look at your little bit of interest, I'm afraid, you still look at it"
Zhou Ying was like a child, shaking Zhou Fan's arm, coquettishly and cutely, "Sister, I'm afraid that a ghost will eat me, will you sleep with me?" ”
At this time, Hong Yu stopped doing it, grabbed Zhou Fan's arm and said, "What should I do if you accompany her?" ”
Zhou Fan glanced at him, watched him hold his arm, frowned, and looked at the other arm, and Zhou Ying, who looked frightened, was also speechless.
"I'll sleep with my son, Yingying, you will sleep with me, Hong Yu, you're still in trouble, your sister doesn't seem to have come back yet, aren't you worried?"
Hong Yu was stunned for a moment, let go of Zhou Fan's arm, turned around and went back to the door of Hong Ling's room, and did not knock on the door.
Didn't come back? Hong Yu took out his mobile phone, made a call, called over and over again, and did not get through.
"Call Xiao Zhang" Zhou Fan reminded him, pushed open the bedroom door, and pulled Zhou Ying into the room.
"Sister, his sister ......"
Zhou Fan glared at her, shrugged softly, and then pointed to the old lady who was asleep on the bed.
After a pause, Zhou Fan pulled Zhou Ying out softly again, and came to the next bedroom, where the sisters lay down together.
"Sister, didn't you go out with his sister? Why hasn't she come back yet? ”
Who knows why she didn't come back? But it's okay, Xiao Zhang will follow her, and there won't be any big deals, unless she goes back to drinking.
Seeing that Hong Yu pushed the door and didn't come in, Zhou Fan guessed that he was going out.
Before Hong Yu could speak, Zhou Fan spoke first.
"Go ahead!"
"You wait for me"
Zhou Fan watched him close the door, lay down again, lay on his side on the bed and looked at Zhou Ying and said, "Close your eyes, sleep"
Zhou Ying laughed, took Zhou Fan's hand, lowered her voice and learned Hong Yu to say, "You wait for me"
Listening to Hong Yu say that it wasn't so awkward, why was it so awkward in her mouth?
"Sister, the one surnamed Hong, looks at you like a wolf seeing a sheep and wants to eat you"
was originally a wolf, or a pervert, Zhou Fan covered his face and smiled bitterly and said, "It's always been like that, when you meet the person who likes you, he will be very similar to him"
Zhou Ying pretended to have a cold war, pouted and said, "I don't want a man, it's disgusting to think about it"
The matter of men and women was disgusting by her, and Zhou Fan had nothing to say.
"I like Meng Meng a lot, but he hasn't gotten married yet, so he's living with his girlfriend, think about it, if you're not married, you have the reality of husband and wife, so what if you break up in the future? How to marry in the future! ”
It's hard to say anything about this, Zhou Fan suddenly remembered that his two marriages were premarital cohabitation, but he didn't think about it so much. The marriage with the army has only been in the same room more than ten times, and after having children, there is no longer a husband and wife. Of course, the subject was that he had liver disease, which was contagious, and his uncle had warned him.
Hong Yu is different, he is in good health, and there are no infectious diseases, the most important thing is that he is an alternative.
"Sister, you and the surname Hong, did you two live together before marriage, or did you just do that after marriage?"
Although he was older than her, when sex was suddenly mentioned, Zhou Fan still felt that his face was slightly hot, and he still felt a little embarrassed.
"You kid, do you still break the casserole and ask the end? Sleeping"
Zhou Ying wanted to say something, but when she saw Zhou Fan close her eyes, she scolded herself, held back her stomach problem, and turned over to sleep.
I didn't sleep well all night, maybe I changed the bed, and there was an extra leg on my body, and I put it down for her, and she turned it up again, and I also knew that when I was sleeping, there was an extra leg on my body, which was called a tired, and I couldn't sleep well at the same time.
How did Hong Yu persevere? Isn't he tired with both legs on him?
When I woke up, I found that Zhou Ying's pillow had fallen to the ground, a blanket was pressed under her, her mouth was slightly open, and there were marks left by saliva at the corners of her mouth, and she was sleeping darkly.
When he got up, Zhou Fan yawned several times in a row, rubbed his eyes and opened the door, and saw a crystal high heel on the floor of the corridor, as well as red tickets scattered all over the place.
Nouveau riche, don't you want money? Don't donate to poor mountainous areas, it's good to do good deeds.
went downstairs, pushed open the master bedroom downstairs, and saw Hong Yu sleeping soundly, with two hairy legs, holding a quilt, snoring like thunder, and wearing a pair of shorts.
The sleeping position is too 'elegant', Zhou Fan shook his head, reached out to pick up the dirty clothes on the ground, put the wallet in his trouser pocket on the bedside table, and just about to leave, he was pulled by Hong Yu and grabbed his arm tightly.
"Come up, sleep with me for a while," Hong Yu said with his eyes closed.
"I'll take the clothes and wash them"
"It's still early."
Hong Yu ripped off his clothes and threw them on the ground, was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, pulled Zhou Fan to the bed, and fell asleep again.
Maybe it's really that you can't sleep well when you leave his arms, and you want to sleep next to him, and you have to put your legs on him.
"Son, are you up? It's not early, I made an appointment with the director of pediatrics"
Hearing Hong Yu's mother's voice at the door, Zhou Fan rubbed his sleepy eyes a few times, patted Hong Yu and said, "Get up"
Hong Yu slowly opened his eyes, glanced at Zhou Fan beside him, smiled, hugged her and said, "I'm going to sleep alone again tonight, and I'll be fine tomorrow."
I didn't brush my teeth and wash my face, my breath was very heavy, and so did I, Zhou Fan covered his mouth and muttered, "Get up"
"What's wrong?" Hong Yu hugged Zhou Fan's waist tightly and touched her smooth back.
No, how can there be a hard thing against him, and then look at him, with an evil smile on his face, and there is eye feces in the corners of his eyes.
Zhou Fan muttered again, "You have bad breath"
Halitosis! Hong Yu sighed and sniffed, but he also disliked himself.
"I'm not panting anymore"
"Mom told you, hurry up"
Get up, it's not okay now, there is a dry fire in the heart and body, who will extinguish it for me, Hong Yu turned over and pressed Zhou Fan under him.
"Hong Yu, don't make trouble, okay? Up"
Who's making trouble? Whoever calls the door now can't disturb our husband and wife to engage in intimate actions.
"Mom, Daddy, what are you doing?"
didn't lock the door, Zhou Fan remembered, turned his head and saw the two sons coming in from outside, followed by the child's grandmother, Zhou Fan suddenly had an urge to crash to death.
Looking at himself and Hong Yu again, Hong Yu was still lying on top of him, naked, and he didn't know when he took off his shorts? What does he say now? How do you explain it to your son?
The child is ignorant and easy to fool the past, the key is the child's grandmother, she is a person who has come over, and it is too late to die now. How will you face her in the future?
"Mom, can you take the child out? Didn't you see I'm busy."
When Zhou Fan heard this, he almost vomited blood again, and he was completely defeated by him.