"It's not going to break, is it?"

Jerry Chen sighed and took the water cup away from the computer.

He was distracted when he poured the water just now, and accidentally poured the water cup on the laptop, and his heart screamed with the cold white flow.

In a panic, he found a rag and wiped it along the gap for a long time, and then Jerry Chen pressed the start button in fear.

The familiar music sounded again, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Hey, the domestic product is leather, this waterproof, IP68 ah!

Jerry Chen was proud, opened the webpage, and skillfully entered the Firefox live broadcast platform.

In ten minutes, the live stream will begin.

As the first house manager of Internet idol and beautiful anchor Xu Yueyue, Jerry Chen has always been conscientious.

No, as soon as he finished running, he started his daily pre-live preparations when he returned home.

Of course, this is not pure voluntary work, Xu Yueyue, who is beautiful and wealthy, gave Jerry Chen a salary, which is called labor fees, which is actually the nature of part-time work, after all, the girl also knows that relying on personality cult alone is not a long-term thing.

Jerry Chen is grateful for this, as a dick who has become a house manager, he has been doing this errand quite seriously, as one of his sources of living expenses.

Tsk, wait for the buddies to save up the number of fans, and then try to open a live broadcast, the requirements are not high, just mix a guaranteed signing.

He thought to himself, and clicked on the personal information to take a look.

Seeing this, Jerry Chen almost jumped up.

He originally had seventy or eighty fan values, and the list had to be dragged down to see the bottom, but now, it was blank, and there was not a single hair.

Your mother, which immoral grandson reported me uncle? Isn't this cutting off my money!

Jerry Chen was so angry that he couldn't wait to go to the company on the Firefox platform to ask for clarification.

At this time, the page in the live broadcast room suddenly refreshed automatically.

Jerry Chen was not surprised by this, he knew that this was because the anchor had turned on the stream, so the website was refreshed uniformly.

Thinking that he was about to meet his idol Xu Yueyue, Jerry Chen adjusted his mentality, took a deep breath, and suppressed the irritability in his heart.

The page was quickly refreshed, and Jerry Chen looked up and saw it...... Eh, a monk?

The monk in front of the camera has a fat head and big ears, a red face, and a monk's robe, although he is not ugly, but Jerry Chen has no interest in looking at men.

Your mother, where is my Xu Yueyue?

At first, Jerry Chen thought that he had entered the wrong room number, but he moved the mouse over and found that it was obviously right!

He was a little confused, thought about it, and clicked on the homepage of the website.

Only after looking at it did he realize that what he had entered was not a 'Firefox Live Platform' at all, but a place called the 'Divine Realm Network Exchange Station'.

I'm also an alien research base!

Jerry Chen thought with his ass, and he knew that this kind of website full of middle and second breath must be some non-mainstream.

He looked at his watch and saw that there were still a few minutes before Xu Yueyue started broadcasting, so he returned to the previous live broadcast room with a mentality of watching jokes.

At this moment, he noticed that the title of this live broadcast room was actually quite a secondary two.

"Master of the First Point Point in the Divine Realm: I tell you to listen, watch it well, and study hard."

Looking at the middle-aged monk who was at least in his forties, talking about the knowledge of 'meridians and acupoints' with a serious face, the corners of Jerry Chen's mouth twitched.

Such a big person is still such a middle two, uncle, it doesn't matter if you're ugly, but you have to accept the reality.

This kind of live broadcast that is obviously swaggering and deceiving is actually watched by some people, and there are still a lot of people, and they are almost tens of thousands, which makes Jerry Chen speechless for a while, thinking that there is really nothing lacking on the Internet, that is, there is no shortage of fools.

The barrage on the screen has been brushed, and there are constantly prompt patterns of gift rewards.

Jerry Chen took a look at it and found that the setting of this website is also full of middle two, and even the gifts are not unusual, and the names are all 'elixir', 'spars', 'gilding', etc., which makes people scratch their heads when they look at it.

Look at the IDs of those gifts, almost blind.

[Feiding Lou Guanhai Zhenjun]: What the master said is like an initiation, and I hereby present six 'elixirs', and thank you!

[Zhenbai Zeqi Master]: Although what the master said is not very useful to me, it can also be used as the enlightenment of the children of the clan, and the three 'spars' are not respectful.

[Cangshu, deputy stationmaster of the Divine Realm Network Exchange Station]: Cassia Arhat can come here to speak, and we are also full of brilliance, and a 'gilded' ingot is presented as a congratulatory gift.

[Golden Cicada]: Hey, I might as well let my disciples and grandchildren come over and listen to this high argument from the nephew of the Cassia Master.

[Fighting to defeat the Buddha]: Master, my 30,000 monkeys and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are all your disciples, I don't know which ones you are talking about?

[Golden Cicada]: ......

Okay, I'm pretty good at playing!

Seeing this, Jerry Chen understands that this is a group of middle-school and second-class sick teenagers playing ID play here and entertaining themselves.

If I take the name of the Buddha and the Jade Emperor and post a barrage, won't you be able to continue talking?

Jerry Chen laughed in his heart, and then heard the old monk cough.

"About the point point branch of the fixation method, these are almost these theories, but there is one thing that everyone needs to pay attention to, it is not necessary to need the power of Buddhism, or the true qi of Taoism to perform this technique, I have read many classics, and found that in the flood time, many demon clans can achieve the effect of fixation without the help of any external force, so I studied it carefully."

"The hard work pays off, and so far, I have successfully restored several acupoint techniques that even mortals can perform."

The old monk paused when he said this, and the barrage exploded on the spot.

[Feiding Lou Guanhai Zhenjun]: Can mortals also use it? Well, that wouldn't be of much use to me.

[Divine Realm Hard Labor]: Master Cassia, can you teach me two tricks, I've been bullied for a long time, and I want to be a real man!

[Jingtan Temple Watchdog]: Master, can you use this acupoint kung fu on pigs? No, it's a man who has become a pig.

[Wanfanglou Cuihua]: Ask the master to teach the gods!

This was followed by a flurry of tips.

However, compared with the previous gifts, the ones that appeared on the screen at this moment are obviously a lot worse, at most they are only three melons and two dates.

The old monk was not dissatisfied with this, and smiled kindly: "Since everyone is so positive, then I will talk carefully...... First, put your fingers together and visualize the power coming out of your arm and reaching your fingertips. Then, find the two acupoints in the middle of the chest and the dovetail, and connect the fingertips with the dots, and the speed should be ......"

The old monk's tone was slow, full of a kind of temptation, Jerry Chen listened, followed for no reason, put his fingers together, and subconsciously stroked twice on his chest.

And then...... He found that he really couldn't move!

I'm Nima......

Jerry Chen was dumbfounded, wondering if he was hypnotized and struggling with his body.

But even if he used all the strength to feed, his body was still motionless, he couldn't even open his mouth to speak, and he didn't listen to the call at all.

Isn't it, this bit of acupoint kung fu is really useful? So what should I do? You can't just be in a vegetative state, right?

He was happy and anxious for a while, and he didn't know what to do.

Fortunately, this situation did not last long, and after about two or three minutes, Jerry Chen suddenly felt his chest loosen, and his body slowly regained control.

Nima, scared my dad to death.

He gasped for some fear, and when he came back to his senses, his gaze on the web changed.

Regardless of whether these people are secondary school or not, at least they must have real skills, no, I have to study hard.

He straightened his attitude and planned to listen carefully to what the old monk had to say.

As a result, at this time, the old monk said with a smile: "That's all for today, it's over." ”

Before the voice fell, the live broadcast room was suddenly closed.

Jerry Chen was a little regretful, and then after clicking on a favorite, he remembered that the live broadcast of his idol had begun, and hurriedly changed the page.

But what he didn't expect was that after entering the live broadcast room, Xu Yueyue hadn't started the live broadcast yet!

Jerry Chen was a little puzzled, Xu Yueyue is usually very punctual, what's wrong today?

The other sailors in the room were also talking about it.

"Why hasn't Yueyue come yet? I've been waiting for all the flowers! ”

"It can't be that last night was too hard, right? / Wicked laughter. ”

"Painless abortion to find out."

"Upstairs real Nima dick."

"The house manager is here! Housing management, do you know what's going on? ”

"yes, it can't be that you kidnapped Yueyue, right? / Squinting and laughing. ”

Jerry Chen had a big head and didn't speak casually.

Fortunately, soon, Xu Yueyue posted a sentence on the public screen in the live broadcast room.

"I'm sorry to worry everyone, I'm in a bit of trouble here, someone has been blocking me and not letting me go."

This news immediately ignited the anger of the sailors.

"Nima, who dares to bully my goddess?"

"Anchor, please report your address, everyone will come and cheer you on!"

"Yes, my dad is a police officer, does the anchor need me to help you call the police?"

Jerry Chen was also a little anxious.

He always knew that Xu Yueyue was in the same city as him, but because of Dick's inferiority complex, he never dared to meet, but at the moment, the situation was critical, so he didn't care about it.

He sent a private message directly to Xu Yueyue at the moment, asking, "Where are you in Shangle City now?" ”

Xu Yueyue saw that it was the housing manager who asked her, and quickly replied: "I'm ...... Walking Street here, Yudu Hotel. ”

Jerry Chen recalled the approximate location and typed, "You wait for me for ten minutes." ”

He didn't think that he could help anything, his head was hot, and he rushed out of the dormitory downstairs, hailed a taxi at the school gate, and went to the place Xu Yueyue said.

After seven or eight minutes, he came to the door of the Yudu Hotel.

When he got out of the car, Jerry Chen quickly noticed a group of people gathered on the sidewalk.

The leader was a middle-aged man with a big back hair, a gold necklace around his neck, a mouth of yellow teeth and a wide smile, looking at a girl in front of him with a pair of squinting eyes.

The girl is about seventeen or eighteen years old, with long black hair, bangs and a goose egg face, eyebrows like willow leaves, and a small mouth, even if she looks panicked, she still gives people a stunning beauty.

She was wearing a clean white shirt, although she was not very old, she was well developed, her towering breasts were of considerable size, and her two long legs stretched out from under the denim skirt, white and full of vitality.

Jerry Chen is the first time to see Xu Yueyue in reality, even if he has seen it countless times on the Internet, he is still amazed.

It's just that the current situation does not allow him to appreciate this rare beauty.

Seeing that the big back head was getting closer and closer with an obscene look, Jerry Chen was so angry that he rushed up on the spot and kicked the big back on the buttocks.

The big back screamed, and was directly kicked by this kick and the dog gnawed the mud, and howled in his mouth: "Who, who the dares to kick me?" ”

A few strong men next to him who seemed to be under his command immediately surrounded Jerry Chen, and scolded: "Your mother's little rabbit cub, are you looking for death?" ”

Next to her, Xu Yueyue took the opportunity to run behind Jerry Chen, her face panicked like a frightened white rabbit.

She asked, "Are you a stupid little fat man?" ”

"Huh? Yes, I am. ”

Jerry Chen was stunned for a moment and nodded hurriedly.

"But ......"

Xu Yueyue was a little hesitant, afraid that she would admit her mistake. looked at Jerry Chen, and said in his heart that you are not fat, why did you choose such a screen name?

"I was fat when I was in high school."

Jerry Chen smirked, seeing that Xu Yueyue was still a little suspicious, he took the initiative to say something that only the two of them knew: "You give me 2,500 yuan a month for labor fees." ”

Xu Yueyue believed it, nodded hurriedly, took Jerry Chen's hand and said, "Let's go." ”

"Let's go? Don't let any of you leave today! ”

The big back was finally helped up by his subordinates, covered his bleeding nose and said angrily: "Give it to me!" The man is crippled! Woman gets in the car! ”