Chapter 83: The Big Cousin with Kidney Deficiency

It's not any kind of bunny girl, student uniform, or OL costume that Lu Yu imagined, but a queen suit with high heels and a leather whip and a sex mask.

Su Chengcheng already has a cold side like an iceberg, and this temperament is fully presented at this moment.

The weakness and beauty of the girl faded away, and were replaced by grace, arrogance and coldness.

She is not a pitiful princess trapped in a castle by a dragon waiting to be rescued, but a proud queen who sits on a throne, her eyes are wide, her lips are bloodshot, and she says to the knight who is kneeling on the ground, "I will allow you to kiss my toes".

Lu Yu wiped his saliva.

Well, he has to pretend to be battle-hardened, or what if he is ridiculed.

Su Qingcheng looked at him and walked away from him slowly, the queen's aura was undoubtedly revealed.

She stretched out her hand, pressed it on Lu Yu's chest, pushed him down on the bed, and brushed it, and the leather whip shook in the air like a cannonball.

"Knight, I'll be above you." A grim smile tugged at the corner of her lips.

That's what a perfectionist is.

Now that you've made your decision, you're going to do it perfectly.

Lu Yu was defeated.

He willingly prostrated himself under Her Majesty's pomegranate skirt and said, "I declare that my whole life, long or short, will be at your service, my esteemed majesty." ”

He is not a Lu man who does not understand the amorous feelings, Su Chengcheng is willing to act, and he will be happy to cooperate.

Fighting for acting skills, he has always been at the Oscar level.

Perhapsβ€”this is the kind of fun that only couples have?

This night, Su Qingcheng completely let go of her heart, and she even had the idea of handing herself over to him, but Lu Yu didn't do anything.

This guy is obviously not teased, but he holds back with strong willpower.

He didn't say anything, but Su Qingcheng's heart was full of emotion.

She could feel Lu Yu's respect for her, and he wanted to save the best night of the two of them until after they testified.

The wedding is just a formality, Su Chengcheng is not a layman, and she doesn't have to ask her man to prepare a grand wedding for her.

But Lu Yu didn't think so, getting married is the biggest thing in a woman's life, and he didn't want to leave Su Tingcheng with any regrets and reactions.

Two children who have lost their mothers very early, in this matter, the way to deal with it is very different, but it is the same stupidity.

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The next day.

Lu Yu got up early in the morning with Su Tingcheng, and first went to Zhang Luo to collect some gifts needed to worship the door, mainly for the old lady of the Su family, that is, Su Tingcheng's grandfather.

Originally, the last time I went to Su's house, I should have visited the old lady, but at that time, the old lady suddenly felt a little unwell and didn't see Lu Yu.

This time, the first person Lu Yu wants to visit must be the real helmsman of the Su family.

At noon, the two arrived outside the gate of the Su family, and the second time they came, Lu Yu's mood was much different from the first time, and he was much more relaxed, and he looked at the feng shui layout of the Su family's old mansion with some leisure and elegance.

Feng Shui is good, Chen Daozang is the one of the people, but he didn't teach Lu Yu at all, Lu Yu also asked Chen Daozang why he didn't teach, Chen Daozang said that this knowledge is detrimental to merit, you are a person with great luck, you can't learn this.

Lu Yu was puzzled at the time, and said Old man, what should I learn? Learn how to kick the black blind man's butt, slap the wild boar's asshole, and hunt the Northeast worm with a bow and arrow?

Chen Daozang said four words to Lu Yu, the emperor's mind.

I haven't systematically learned the science of Feng Shui, but under the influence of my ears and eyes, Lu Yu still understands some of the basic doorways.

Let's just say that the Su family's house, such as a dragon in the south, and a turtle in the north, is a typical complex and graceful garden style in the south of the Ming and Qing dynasties.

Delicate and graceful, with water in front and mountains behind.

The word feng shui, to put it bluntly, is to collect wind and water, and you don't need to look closely to know that this house is a rare good feng shui house.

The two of them were about to enter the house, when they saw a BMW 6 slowly driving up, and a young man walked from below, dressed in a fancy suit, like a peacock.

Seeing Su Qingcheng's eyes lit up first, and then looked at Lu Yu, his neck suddenly shrank, and his eyes were three points of resentment and seven points of fear.

Li Mubai, this guy.

Lu Yu took the initiative to step forward and say hello, "Big cousin, good afternoon, have you eaten?" Is this just discharged? ”

Li Mubai's cheeks twitched slightly, but he didn't answer.

Lu Yu said helplessly: "Big cousin, don't be so nervous, I won't beat you." In the future, we are really relatives, and if there is any misunderstanding, it will be solved, is it possible that you really want to fight with me to the death? Be reasonable, you can't beat me. ”

"The surname is Lu, you don't want to be a good person here, our business is not over, you are a poor and sour driver, how can my cousin be happy when she marries you, I will not give up!"

"Cousin, why do you talk like that. Blame me for not being affectionate. Su Chengcheng was a little unhappy.

How did she know what a wonderful story Li Mubai had with Lu Yu.

If a woman has a man in her heart, her mind is full of him, and she must protect him.

A woman's most primitive motherhood is usually not awakened by her own children, but by the man she loves deeply.

"Cousin...... You're going to turn your face on me for this guy? Li Mubai was so angry that he was about to go crazy.

"Cousin, you should know what kind of character I am." Su Tingcheng's tone became more and more cold.

"This ......" Li Mubai's face became extremely ugly.

Lu Yu said with a smile: "Big cousin, don't look like this, let's be reasonable." First, even if there is no me, Allure will not take a fancy to you. Second, even if Allure follows you blindly, you can't give her sexual blessings. ”

"You fart!"

"Big cousin, you have a kidney loss."

Lu Yu's six words completely ignited Li Mubai.

Men are creatures with good faces, not to mention a gentleman like Li Mubai, no man can stand another man scolding himself for kidney deficiency, especially in front of beautiful women.

Li Mubai scolded: "Who the hell are you talking about? ”

"Big cousin, I'm really not talking nonsense, look at your complexion is not good, your eye sockets are deep, your tongue is dark red, according to the theory of yin and yang five elements, this is a typical hyperyang, the Yellow Emperor's internal scripture is good, the anode is weak, if you don't treat it in time...... There is a real possibility that it will not be lifted. ”

Li Mubai is a gentleman, there is no shortage of women around him, and it is necessary to mess with the relationship between men and women.

Although he is still young, his body has long been hollowed out by wine.

In order to deal with those slutty girls, he had already started to put Turtle Ling Pill and Liuwei Dihuang Pill in his pocket, and when he heard Lu Yu say it, his cheeks twitched, "Lu Yu, how do you say this?" ”

Lu Yu smiled: "You don't believe it? ”

He motioned for Li Mubai to give him his hand, pressed it lightly on his tiger's mouth, and said with a smile: "Do you feel numb?" ”

Li Mubai nodded, Lu Yu pressed him like this, he really felt like an electric shock, and his legs were weak.

Hurriedly asked Lu Yu how this was a situation, and his eyebrows were very frightened.

Lu Yu said seriously: "Big cousin, this is a typical symptom of impotence, if you don't treat it, I'm afraid it will ...... in a month at most." 8β˜†8β˜†οΌ„

He deliberately didn't finish his words, but when he heard Li Mubai's ears, it was even more infiltrating, and he hurriedly asked what to do, he was less than thirty years old, and if he was really impotent, it would be more uncomfortable than killing him!

"There is a way, but you offended me just now, although I am not a stingy person, but ......"

The smile on Lu Yu's face became more and more gorgeous: "You don't look good, why should I help you?" ”

If Lu Yu took the initiative to help him, Li Mubai would definitely be suspicious.

But as soon as Lu Yu said this, the last doubt in his heart suddenly disappeared, and with a bitter face, for the rest of his life, he let go, and hurriedly said: "Lu Yu, no, Brother Lu, I was wrong, I apologize to you!" You must save me! ”

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