Chapter 2 Righteous Reward Fooling Jia Wenhe
"Ding, the blind chicken show system is successfully bound, which will help the host sleep with the world's women, embroider thousands of heroes, and become a generation of embroidered emperors."
Zhang Xiu: "??? ”
I'm just kidding, there's really a girl.
Cool crooked!
"What, the system generally has a newbie gift package, for tanks, Barrett, or AK, 98K?" Zhang Xiuba sighed the corners of his mouth and looked forward to it.
System: "??? ”
"Ding, in view of the imminent demise of the host, an exception will be given to a newbie gift package."
"Ding, the gift package has been distributed, fine grain * 2000 stones, primary grain * 1000 mu, tiger head golden gun * 1, war horse * 500 horses, Tianxiu value * 500, open the four-dimensional attribute detection ability."
"Ding, the fame function has been turned on, the martial arts function has been turned on, the primary mall has been opened, and the Tianxiu turntable has been opened."
"Ding, the task of drunken lying beauty's knee is sent, the task is often seven days, the task content pushes down the crepe, the task reward Tianxiu value *500, Da Huan Dan *3, gold silk soft armor *1."
Zhang Xiu: "??? ”
Knock down the crepes? It's nonsense. How could a person as lustful as him, phew, full of righteousness as him, do such a thing? Impossible, never!!
"Uh-huh, what's that, big brother of the system, for something as big as overthrowing the crepe clan, is the reward a little less!" Zhang Xiu touched the tip of her nose and said shamelessly.
"Ding, in view of the host's shamelessness, completing the task will give an additional reward to the best god horse chasing the wind and the sun."
"Ding, the fame value is the recognition of the host by the people under the host, the more people under the rule, the higher the recognition of the host, the higher the fame value obtained."
"Ding, the martial value is related to the enemy killed and the territory occupied by the army under the host's rule, the more enemies are killed, the larger the territory, the more martial merit points are obtained."
"Ding, fame and martial arts can be used to exchange items in the system mall, and the content of the items is limited to ordnance, grain and grass."
"Ding, the host can get the Tianxiu value by completing the task, the Tianxiu value can be used for the lottery, and the host can view the prize content by himself."
"Ding, if the host mission is not completed within the period, the twitter will be shortened by three inches."
Zhang Xiu was stunned, I'll go to your uncle's, can it still be used if it is indented three inches? I can only rub it!
"Ding, the current host's reputation value is 0, Wuxun's value is 0, and Tianxiu's value is 500, the host should expand its territory as soon as possible, complete the system tasks, and become the emperor."
Zhang Xiu didn't pay attention to the garbage system, but concentrated on putting it into the system mall, only blades, food and the like.
On the other hand, the consumption of Tianxiu value is a turntable, which needs to consume 100 Tianxiu value every time, but the items in the turntable make Zhang Xiu's eyes shine, because there are a lot of things in the future.
For example, lighters*30, military flashlights*100, stab-proof suits*3, lucky instant noodles*30 boxes, Coca-Cola*200 cans, canned beef*50 boxes, penicillin*10 boxes, primary grain *100 acres, fire extinguishers*20, military electric batons*5, inflatable dolls*100, etc., almost all kinds of things are available, very miscellaneous.
Zhang Xiu browsed it roughly, and then left directly, the lottery must have a sense of ceremony, otherwise there is no soul, and his appearance has to rest.
After a while, he brought a basin of water, in which was a dagger, and in the other hand was an incense candle.
Grab the messy beard and pick up the knife to fix it. There is no way, Xiliang Mangfu is too rough, and the hair on his face makes him extremely uncomfortable.
Shaved and washed, and put on a new crown of hair, as if he had changed his person.
There is less barbarism, a little more elegance, if you don't know, a few people dare to believe that this is the Northland Gun King.
Lighting incense and worshipping can be regarded as drawing an end to one's past, and secondly, it can be regarded as giving this identity a new beginning.
After doing this, Zhang Xiu's face showed nervousness.
The mind moved slightly, and the hundred-day show value disappeared, and then the primary Tianxiu turntable rotated rapidly.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the inflatable doll*100."
Zhang Xiu: "??? ”
Inflatable dolls? Grandma, what do you want this thing for? You can't eat or drink!
"Trash, come again!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning 50 boxes of canned beef."
"It's rubbish too, come again!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning 30 lighters."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for pumping 10 boxes of penicillin*."
"Penicillin? Penicillin? It's a good thing! Zhang Xiu muttered to himself, the medical equipment in the late Han Dynasty was very simple, the plague was rampant, and tens of thousands of people died of diseases, even Zhang Ji was such a big family, and nearly half of the people in his family were killed and injured.
And penicillin can be said to be a virus buster, with him, Zhang Xiu at least doesn't have to worry too much about illness and knife wounds.
Thinking about it, Zhang Xiu clicked the button again.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for drawing the military electric baton*5."
"Electric batons?" Zhang Xiu made a bitter face, this is the era of cold weapons, counting on electric batons to kill..., wait, this thing should be good to fool people.
Zhang Xiu pinched her chin and pondered for a moment, and then the corners of her mouth showed a hint of evil, and immediately opened the door and shouted: "Come on, go and ask Jia Xu to come over." ”
Jia Xu, this old thing, although he is the same villager as Zhang Xiu, is definitely not a good thing, so he bullied Zhang Xiu for being simple-minded, and came over to mix up a wave of merits and choose another master.
Now that I'm here, why do I have to beat again, who said that there are no strategists under him now? What's more, it's difficult for you to enjoy your old age in peace, how can you be alone in such a troubled world?
After a while, Jia Xu came with a puzzled face.
"General, what do you want to do?" Jia Xu bowed his head and clenched his fists, but when he raised his eyebrows, he was slightly surprised.
Because Zhang Xiu's room was full of sacks at some point, and there were some wooden boxes on one side, I don't know what they were.
Of course, the most conspicuous thing is the electric baton placed on the main hall, which is dark and shiny, like a divine weapon and extremely eye-catching.
"It's coming!" Zhang Xiu turned his back to Jia Xu, and his voice was not emotional.
Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, and asked hesitantly: "What is the general's mind?" ”
Zhang Xiu ignored it, turned around slowly, and then stretched out his hand to signal the latter to sit down, and then he pinched the teacup and took a sip, his movements were quite indifferent.
At the same time, Zhang Xiu is also observing words and feelings, and Jia Xu's four-dimensional attributes have also been presented in front of him.
Jia Xu: 55 in force, 75 in command, 108 in intelligence, 102 in internal affairs, 110 in the camp itself, loyalty.
After reading it, Zhang Xiu almost squirted out a mouthful of tea. Camp yourself? What's the trouble? And 110's loyalty, how self-interested he is, it is estimated that Cao Cao can't compare to him, right?
On the other side, Jia Xu smashed the corners of his chapped mouth, and his heart was full of surprise.
It's not like, it's not like it.
Zhang Xiu had a chivalrous reputation when he was young, but he was a martial artist, how could he have such actions? And at this time, Zhang Xiu's messy beard was gone, his hair was tied with a high crown, and his clothes were neat, and he had a slight Confucian atmosphere.
Jia Xu sat down a little restrainedly, but in his heart, he repeatedly pondered the purpose of Zhang Xiu's call to come over.
"Wenhe, you and I are already fellow villagers, and I hope you can spare no effort to help me." Zhang Xiu's cold words also shocked Jia Xu.
The corners of Jia Xu's eyes narrowed slightly, and his eyes looked at Zhang Xiu tightly like torches. What did he mean by that? Are you reminding yourself?
Without waiting for him to finish thinking, Zhang Xiu smiled heartily and said loudly: "Of course, Wenhe spared no effort to help me all the way, how can I not see the embroidery, and I hope Wenhe will not think about it more." ”
Jia Xu: "??? ”
Is this Nima playing with herself?
"The general laughed, like a lost dog running to the general, thanks to the general's refusal, how dare he not try his best to call." Jia Xu's deep pupils looked at Zhang Xiu, wanting to see through what he wanted to do.
Zhang Xiu just smiled faintly, and then asked, "Oh yes, Wenhe, do you know how to interpret dreams?" ”
"Dream interpretation?"
"I know a little bit about it, I don't know what the general's dream is?" Jia Xu didn't know what Zhang Xiu meant, so he asked.
"Just now, when I was resting on the couch, I dreamed that I was standing in a sea of corpses and blood, with a spear stained with blood in my hand and a torn armor on my body, as if I had experienced a life-and-death battle.
But at this moment, the sky changed suddenly, wind and rain, lightning and thunder. Immediately after that, a hundred feet high in the sky, a person, oh no, a hundred-foot god hung high in the air, and behind it were all stars, and even the sun and the moon were together.
And its self-proclaimed, Haotian! Zhang Xiu's face was frightened, and he described it vividly, just like the real scene.
"Wind and rain, thunder and lightning, sun, moon and stars? Calling himself Haotian? Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and said instinctively: "Could it be Haotian God?" ”
The god of Haotian has been passed down for thousands of years, and everyone knows it, but no one has ever seen his deity, let alone a dream.
A hint of suspicion flashed in the corner of Jia Xu's eyes, how could Haotian God dream for no reason, and eighty percent of it was Zhang Xiu who deceived himself. Thinking of this, Jia Xu calmed down, he wanted to see what Zhang Xiu wanted to do.
"Oh yes, he gave me countless grains, grasses, and weapons with a wave of his hand, and also gave me a divine weapon, saying that it was his token."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiu turned around and took the electric baton in the high hall, and at the same time, the corners of his mouth hooked a narrow smile.
"Divine soldiers?" Jia Xu's old face was tight, how could he feel that Zhang Xiu didn't look like he was deceiving himself.
"Oh, that's it, but I don't know what this magic weapon is for." Zhang Xiu held his hands and pretended to be distressed.
Jia Xu looked at the electric baton intently, and then carefully touched it with his hands, which was cold and unique.
He is nearly half a hundred years old, and even if he doesn't know the strange things in the world, he should have heard of them, but this thing has a strange shape and is made of extraordinary materials, at least he has never heard of it.
"By the way, the Emperor of Heaven also gave me four sentences, but the embroidery was dull and dull, and I failed to understand what it meant." Zhang Xiu pretended to be stupid and said sweetly.
"Which four sentences?" Jia Xu said urgently.
"Emperor Luo and Xuchang, Purple Star Qi and Wan. Calm the chaos and rule the world, and the helpers are listed as immortals. ”
"Wen He, what does the Emperor of Heaven mean?" Zhang Xiu was nonsense, pretending to be puzzled.
Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, his body trembled, he hurriedly took three steps back, bowed his head and said in a loud voice: "Xu is an ordinary man, how dare he interpret the words of the Emperor of Heaven." ”
At this time, Jia Xu somewhat believed what Zhang Xiu said, after all, the countless extra grains and the divine soldiers in Zhang Xiu's hands were enough to explain something.
Zhang Xiu's mind moved slightly
Jia Xu: 55 in force, 75 in commander, 107 in intelligence, 102 in internal affairs, Zhang Xiu in camp, 61 in loyalty.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiu showed a helpless look, he had to make so much effort to fool around, and his emotional loyalty had just passed? You can't run away in this kind of accident, right?
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiu naturally held the electric baton, his heart was full of bad thoughts, and then stepped forward to help Jia Xu.