When Zhang Qingqing helped me back home, my father-in-law and mother-in-law had not yet slept. They were watching Peking Opera in the living room, and when my father-in-law saw me drunk, he frowned and said, "Why is Chen Yu drunk again?" ”

Zhang Qingqing said angrily: "How do I know that this guy is drunk in the middle of the night and said that he can't come back at the gate of the community, let me go down to help him, if I don't just want to go down to throw garbage, who cares about him?" ”

My mother-in-law glanced at Zhang Qingqing and me, and said with a smile: "Didn't I just pick up the garbage in the living room and throw it away in the evening?" ”

Zhang Qingqing made a big red face: "It's the garbage in the garbage basket in my bedroom, I'm too lazy to tell you two, I'll help this bastard back to the room first." ”

Actually, although I am very drunk at this time, my inner consciousness is still a little sober, but I don't dare to squeak in front of my father-in-law and mother-in-law, so as not to be reprimanded by them.

Zhang Qingqing helped me back to the bedroom, and I went to bed again, and then opened my hazy and drunk eyes to look at Zhang Qingqing, who was tired and a little out of breath, and her cheeks were flushed, and muttered: "Wife, I have a headache to death, it's so uncomfortable." ”

"Then you'll die of pain."

Zhang Qingqing said angrily, then turned around and walked out of the bedroom, walked into the kitchen, ping-pong drumming something, the father-in-law and mother-in-law who were sitting on the sofa in the living room watching Peking Opera looked at each other when they saw it, and then the mother-in-law squeezed her eyes at her father-in-law and gave her a look.

The father-in-law deliberately turned his head in the direction of the kitchen and said, "Xiaoqing, are you cooking supper, I seem to be a little hungry, help me cook one too?" ”

"What's the supper, I'm helping that guy get something to get hangover."

The father-in-law deliberately said, "Then can you help me cook a noodle?" ”

"I want to eat and cook it myself, don't you see that I'm busy with Chen Yu's hangover tea?"

When the father-in-law and mother-in-law heard Zhang Qingqing's words, the two of them looked at each other and snickered, as if they had expected Zhang Qingqing's attitude.

Zhang Qingqing came out with a glass of hangover juice made of Sydney, and when she saw the evil smile on her parents' faces, she suddenly seemed to understand something, and she glared at the two elders and said something inappropriate, and then went back to the bedroom.

I drank the liquor under Zhang Qingqing's service, so I was not so uncomfortable, and the whole person was much more sober. Zhang Qingqing was tired enough after tossing and turning, so she lay down next to me, ready to turn off the lights and go to sleep, and at the same time kicked me a little angrily: "Drunk cat, you also hurry up and sleep, I have something to settle accounts with you tomorrow." ”

After turning off the light, the room was dark, but after I drank the tea, I slowly woke up and couldn't sleep. Moreover, as the saying goes, wine can mess with that, or what can be done with wine and food, the quilt is full of the fragrant smell of Zhang Qingqing's body, and the tip of her hair on the pillow touched my face, which made me a little itchy, and the whole person had an inexplicable impulse.

So, I began to secretly want to be like last time, pretending to be drunk and moving around, and then took the opportunity to hug Zhang Qingqing next to me, and even took the opportunity to kiss her or something. But I'm a little scared, because I was exposed by Zhang Qingqing last time, and if I do it again now, I don't know if she can easily see through my little tricks.

But, if you don't do something, guarding such a charming wife, there is no next step, and I feel that I am too cowardly.

When I was hesitating, suddenly Zhang Qingqing next to me moved, she reached out and turned on the bedside lamp, which scared me to pretend to be asleep quickly.

"Hmph, this guy slept quite soundly, but it made me sleepless."

Zhang Qingqing said a word to herself hatefully, then reached out and took the bedside mobile phone, looking at something angrily. I opened my eyes a little and peeked at it, and it didn't matter if I didn't look at it, I was startled. It turned out that she was watching a Weibo forwarded message, and there was a photo on it that was the scene where Tang Anning wiped my face affectionately with a tissue, and someone left a message saying that Chen Yu and Tang Anning were a good match, and wished them to be together.

Damn, who took this photo, and it was also posted on Weibo, the most important thing is to let Zhang Qingqing see it, no wonder she just said that she had something to settle accounts with me tomorrow, it turned out to be referring to this.

Zhang Qingqing looked at Weibo for a while, then angrily threw her phone aside, sat up and stared at me who was "sleeping", her eyes were rolling around, I don't know what bad idea this woman was thinking about bullying me again.

Sure enough, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said to herself: "By the way, it is said that drunk people tell the truth and don't lie, I'll ask this bastard's little secret." ”

When I heard Zhang Qingqing's words, my heart jumped, thinking that Zhang Qingqing was really bad enough, and even drunk people had to be bullied. At the same time, I am secretly glad that I am awake now, otherwise if Zhang Qingqing asks me to answer honestly, and shake out all the little secrets in my heart, it will be really over.

"Chen Yu, Chen Yu-"

Zhang Qingqing pushed me twice and whispered in my ear.

"I'm so dizzy"

I didn't dare to respond to her casually, I just pretended to close my eyes and muttered like a drunk.

Zhang Qingqing leaned closer to me, blew in my ear and whispered: "Don't be busy sleeping yet, I have something to ask you, you have to answer my words honestly, you know?" ”

In order to coax me to speak my heart, this girl spoke in a gentler tone than usual, and even had a little coquettish taste, which made my bones crispy, and secretly swallowed my saliva, and deliberately said with a big tongue thinking that it was a drunk person: "Answer honestly, I know." ”

Zhang Qingqing didn't rush to ask me about being with Tang Anning tonight, she just asked casually like a friend chatting: "You and Ni Anqi seem to have a good relationship, you sang love songs in the Crystal Palace that day, and wore the same T-shirt, are you dating?" ”

I haven't been dating Ni Anqi at all, so I have a clear conscience about this question and replied: "No, Ni Anqi and I are good friends, and I compare the kind of buddies." ”

Zhang Qingqing snorted and said that men and girls can also be buddies, and then she asked me again: "Then what is the relationship between you and Tang Anning, I have seen you holding her hand, and I have also seen you on the wall, she seems to be very good to you, you shouldn't be early love, right?" ”

"There is no early love, Tang Anning is my rival in study, and at the same time my best friend, we are very simple."

Zhang Qingqing then asked several more questions, all of which I answered calmly, and did not let her find anything angry, but she seemed to be a little dissatisfied, and seemed to have to take advantage of this "opportunity" to dig out some secrets from me before she would give up.

She blinked twice with her big eyes, and then continued to ask me gently as if she was hypnotizing: "Chen Yu, do you have someone you like in your heart?" ”

"Yes!"

Zhang Qingqing was a little nervous for no reason: "Who?" ”

"Zhang Qingqing!"

Zhang Qingqing may have expected this answer a little earlier, but when I heard it come out of my mouth, I couldn't help but have a touch of red on my cheeks, a different kind of emotion in my eyes, and continued to ask, "Who is your favorite person?" ”

"My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."

"Who is your favorite person?"

"My favorite person is Zhang Qingqing."

I pulled down a few black lines on my forehead, did this girl recognize me as a machine that would answer, boring or not, I really don't understand the psychology of women. However, Zhang Qingqing was quite happy, her peach blossom eyes were full of thick smiles, and she suddenly asked, "By the way, have you done anything bad to Zhang Qingqing?" ”

I sweated when I heard this, and thought to myself that I had done more bad things to you, some of which you found out about, and some of which you didn't know. I am a drunk cat who must answer questions at this time, I can't wait too long, otherwise Zhang Qingqing will find out that I am pretending to be drunk now, I quickly said: "Yes." ”

Zhang Qingqing's face was a little embarrassed when she heard this, and her voice was not as friendly as just now, so she lowered her voice and asked, "What bad things have you done to her?" ”

I said vaguely, "When I first married her, she didn't allow me to touch her, I did that kind of thing with her stockings, and I made her stockings all over the ......"

Zhang Qingqing's face flushed with shame when she heard this, and she had known about this for a long time, this was not a secret to her, she didn't expect that this was what came out of my mouth, and she suddenly looked embarrassed.

I see Zhang Qingqing's bewildered expression, I feel happy, I don't know why, Zhang Qingqing is the kind of person who gets angry easily, and I'm a relatively cheap person, so I like to deliberately make her angry, just like adults like to pinch children's faces to make children angry.

Zhang Qingqing bit her lip and asked again, "Is there anything else?" ”

"Yes, last time in the dormitory, I helped her make coffee and licked her cup......"

Zhang Qingqing suddenly jumped up from the bed in anger when she heard this, and said hatefully: "Okay, you Chen Yu, I'll just say how the coffee tasted wrong last time." ”