2 Female drunkards
It's been a month and a half since he moved in unconsciously, and Jiang Ning is gradually becoming familiar with this building and the residents in it.
There is an interesting place in this building, almost all the residents are single, and the aunt lives alone, and she is said to have a son, but in the United States. The second master is also single, the old man has no problems, and he can take care of himself completely, but he is a little sluggish and a little slower. The other residents in the building are the same, only 103 is a family of two, the husband and wife are surnamed Mei, which is also quite interesting, Mei is not a big surname, they also have two children, a son and a daughter.
In the days when he just moved in, Jiang Ning was a little excited, because there were a lot of beauties in the building, 101's Lu Yuling, 403's Miao Na, 601's Ji Caiyun, and 603's Du Li were all standard beauties, in addition to 503's She Manjing was also very beautiful, but that was not his dish, this Miss She was too charming, and if he married home, he was afraid that his family would be restless. In addition, there is a little beauty - the little daughter of the Mei family, but she is only in the fourth grade of primary school, and she is not as good as a beast.
But the color heart has no color guts, it's been a month and a half, and he hasn't been able to start the strategy! For some Japanese games, there are already at least two second bases, and one is close to home base.
While thinking wildly, while getting off the bus, Jiang Ning took out his mobile phone and looked at it.
It's already a quarter past eight.
He came back so late for the whole summer because he had to work.
The rent of 1,500 a month is already very cheap for X City, but it is still too expensive for a college student like him, and he is not the kind of person who only reaches out to his family.
Besides, there is air conditioning in the place where he works, and the weather is unbearable without air conditioning, if he turns on the air conditioner, the electricity bill is too expensive, and he works so late, another reason is that it is exactly nine o'clock when he arrives home, and the electricity bill is half price.
Jiang Ning felt that he was getting closer and closer to Aunt Li, and it seemed that he would stay away from Aunt Li in the future, but he still had to be careful in his eyes.
Just then, a taxi drove up and stopped at the intersection in front of it, and a familiar figure staggered out of the car.
Jiang Ning glanced at it unconsciously, and then his eyes lit up, and he recognized the figure, it was Miao Na of 403.
His heart beat faster, his pace also increased, he had the most feelings for Miao Na, black and straight, convex and backward, a standard royal sister, compared to 101 Lu Yuling, although beautiful, was a female man, her hair was shorter than his, and her biceps were clearly visible. Ji Caiyun of 601 belongs to intellectual beauty, but it is a pity that she has a washboard figure. Du Li of 603 is perfect, but he is a flight attendant, so it is impossible to fall in love with him.
I usually want to get close to Miao Na but I don't have a chance, but now I have it.
But before he could get closer, four people rushed out of the alley next to him, all four of them were shirtless, one of them was still wearing a vest, the other three had nothing, and they only had a pair of big pants underneath, slippers on the soles of their feet, and one of them was carrying a beer bottle, obviously not a serious person.
"Chick, it looks like you've drunk a lot!" "How about we help you get rid of your hangover?" "Not only hangover, but also cravings." "Not only to satisfy hunger, but also to be full."
Four people gathered around with meat words.
The opportunity for the hero to save the beauty is in front of him, Jiang Ning doesn't want to miss it, but he is not in a hurry to rush forward, but he is touching left and right, trying to find a brick, otherwise there is a wooden bar, don't you see that the other party has a beer bottle in his hand?
At this moment, he heard Miao Na drunkenly say, "The ground is quite clean." ”
"You promised?" The guy with the beer bottle was excited.
"Don't do it on the ground, let's go home." The other guy came up directly to pull the man, but he immediately screamed in pain, covered his crotch with both hands, and fell down.
Jiang Ning didn't see the beginning, he only saw the result, he didn't know how that guy got hit? Even if he just watched from a distance, he felt a lot of pain, and involuntarily tightened his legs, as long as it was a man, he basically reacted this way.
The other three fellows were the same, stunned at first, and then stepped back with their legs between their legs, apparently feeling that they were too close to be safe. It's a pity that it didn't work, and in the next moment, the three of them were hit at the same time, and they also covered their crotches and lay down.
"I'm pretty good, aren't I?" Miao Na asked as she burped, glancing casually behind her.
Jiang Ning was glanced at creepy, he didn't expect that he had already been discovered, at this moment he had already lost his lust, this woman was too terrifying, in order to keep his little brother, it was better to stay away as much as possible.
It's a pity that he wanted to shrink, but the other party didn't let him.
"Help me get home." Miao Na lazily stretched out an arm.
"Slag." Jiang Ning subconsciously hit a thousand, the momentum of the person in front of him was too much, and the whole was the queen mother.
The queen mother is the queen mother, it is better than the queen, he stepped forward cautiously, just like the father-in-law of the chief manager, holding Miao Na's arm with one hand, bending down and walking forward with his head down. The reason why he stepped on broken steps was because he was still holding his legs.
The building is not far from the station, turn the corner, walk more than 100 meters to arrive, help the Queen Mother to enter the arms, help the Queen Mother to go up the stairs, no need to command, he took the initiative to turn out the key from the Queen Mother Lafayette's satchel, open the door, and then help in.
As soon as he entered, Jiang Ning was shocked.
This is where women live?
The men's dormitory has always been called a pig's nest, but compared to what it looks like, the men's dormitory seems to be slightly neater, after all, they don't throw their clothes on the ground.
Everything here is littered, a pile of clothes in the east, a pile of snacks in the west, and clothes and snacks in the middle are mixed together. He saw potato chips spilled on his bra and dried fish fillets pressed under his dress. But it's more cans, it looks like it's filled with beer, it's everywhere, he hasn't seen any of those brands, the trademark is in foreign language, and it feels very high.
Originally, he thought that this woman was so drunk because of work, but he heard Aunt Li say that Miao Na is a public relations manager of a small company, and socializing is inevitable, but now it seems that this may not be the case, this woman herself is an alcoholic, and being a public relations manager may be to drink without spending money.
Jiang Ning didn't dare to go inside, because there was no place to settle on the floor.
"I'll get you something to cure the hangover." He turned and went into the kitchen.
The kitchen is just as messy, with cans all over the floor, and most next to the refrigerator. Sweep the can aside with your feet and open the door to the refrigerator......
He was stunned again.
This is the most distinctive refrigerator he has ever seen, there are only two kinds of things in it, one is fish, braised and steamed, fried, fried, fried, fillet, dried fish, fish steak...... Fish made with tricks. The other is cans, all kinds of brands.
Curious, he pulled open the freezer underneath.
Sure enough, it was full of fish, grass carp, silver carp, pomfret, hairtail, flounder, salmon, all he could recognize, and many more he couldn't recognize.
"This guy is a cat?" He muttered.
"Bring me a can of beer." Miao Na's voice came from the living room, the voice was indescribably lazy, and it really felt like a cat.
"You still want to drink?" Jiang Ning sighed.
"You don't understand, beer has carbon dioxide in it, which is best for hangover." Miao Na's leisurely voice drifted into the kitchen.
Jiang Ning really doesn't understand, he doesn't know what the connection between carbon dioxide and hangover is there, and I'm afraid that only drunkards can figure out the scientific truth in this.
He didn't intend to argue, and obediently took a can from the refrigerator and two clean-looking cups from the shelf next to him.
To be honest, he wished Miao Na was completely drunk, and then something might happen.
As for him taking two cans of beer...... Isn't that just to justify what happened? Of course, there is also the meaning of courage, he does not think that he is timid, but sometimes he is too rational, and the result of being too rational is that he can't be hard.
On such a hot day, of course, you have to add ice cubes to drink beer.
There are ice cubes in the refrigerator, in a stainless steel ice bucket, there are not many of them, just two or three, one of which is very special, crystal clear, like crystal glass, and the color is relatively dark. Jiang Ning hadn't seen it, and he was embarrassed to ask, what if the ice was taken from the Antarctic, the North Pole, or the top of the Himalayas?
"Are you alright?" Miao Na urged impatiently.
Jiang Ning didn't think about it anymore, and threw the ice cube into the wine glass, what else would he put in the refrigerator besides food?
With something in hand, he walked out.
"I don't want ice, the wine with ice has no taste." Miao Na only glanced at it, and then immediately said.
"Okay then." Jiang Ning poured the ice cubes into his cup.
opened the can, poured the wine, respectfully handed it to Miao Na's hand, and then poured himself a glass.
Miao Na glanced at it lightly and waved her hand without a trace of emotion: "You can go back." ”
is still the queen mother's fan.
Jiang Ning was stupid, this was not the rhythm he envisioned, he hesitated to find an excuse to stay, such as helping to tidy up the room, mopping the floor or something?
"What? You have other ideas. Miao Na turned her head to look, her right foot beating on the floor.
Jiang Ning involuntarily clamped his legs, took two steps back, and said in a loud voice: "No, absolutely not...... That one...... Bye. ”
It wasn't until he went out that he remembered that he still had the wine in his hand, and it seemed that the glass would only be returned tomorrow.
He took a sip.
How does it feel better than Qingdao and Suntory?
After drinking the wine dry, he took the glass and went upstairs, chewing on the ice cubes as he went.
When he opened the door and entered the room, he suddenly felt a little dizzy, his brain was confused for a while, and his eyes saw out, and everything was ghosted.
"What brand of beer is this, it's so strong." Jiang Ning muttered, and then he didn't know what to do.