Chapter 5 is the same for all the boys of any time and space

People who have the ability will be respected wherever they go, and since Guan Yu showed the courage of being a husband and a man, this respect has begun to shift from Yile.

Young people are always generous, especially after being beaten, when a group of young people with blue skin and swollen faces get together, generosity can be sublimated into sympathy.

Liu Zisang's life and death lying on the kang are uncertain, and Liu Guanzhang and the three of them have been haunted at first sight, sometimes laughing, sometimes angrily hammering the table, and they can't tell that they just met.

Zhang Fei sells pork, stays in a pork shop all day long, and can't sit still according to his personality. So I thought of a way, hung the pork in the well, pressed a large stone mill on it, and wrote a public announcement on the side of the well, "If you lift this mill, cut the meat and eat it for nothing." ”

Thinking of the flying tiger on the bear's back, the entire Sanhetun and even Zhangjiazhuang could not find a second one with his strength. Everyone wants to eat pork for free, but you have to have the ability to do it.

Liu Zisang grew up eating hundreds of meals, and Zhang Fei often invited him to look at the shop, which can be regarded as taking care of it. Guan Yu came, and the stone mill was naturally not a problem, but Liu Zisang was not easy to explain when he took away the meat, so the scene in the afternoon happened.

Seeing that the things on the table can't be eaten, Dahan's cooking skills are extremely simple, everything he cooks is directly boiled, and then he orders sauce to eat, the black steamed bun thinks it is burnt, and then looks at the sauce, which makes people involuntarily think of the beautiful sheep.

A group of teenagers with lice jumping in their hair actually ate as if nothing happened, and Yile couldn't help but shudder. Liu Ping helped stop the bleeding just now, the blood on his hands had not been washed, and he reached into the crotch of his pants from time to time to scratch, and that hand had already eaten two steamed buns.

I deeply feel that the Han people can be passed down, and luck does account for a large proportion. But then Yile was relieved, and in later generations, even gutter oil, big-headed milk powder, substandard vaccines and the like were not extinguished, and these are really nothing at this time.

Yile, who was raised by the exquisite food of later generations to have a problem with his thoughts, thinks so, and Maiga, who has also passed through the black hole, may also think so, but when he saw it gnawing on pig bones without any sense of disobedience, Yile gave up his plan to team up with Maiga.

Do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing. It has always been the motto of Yile. Seeing that there was no shortage of things in the yard, he began to move. The water in the pot boiled, and as soon as the instant noodle soup was put away, the attractive fragrance began to spread in the yard, and then the wild vegetables and leeks that I picked on the way back just now were put into the pot, and the unique fragrance wafted everywhere.

Yile filled a bowl with a full stomach, and didn't look at Zhang Fei's drooling appearance, and retreated to the side to eat. Even in the later generations, the temptation of instant noodles is fatal to more than a dozen normal teenagers, let alone big men.

Yile burped, and when he stood up to stretch his muscles and bones with satisfaction, there was not a drop of soup left in the pot. Zhang Fei asked with some unfinished feelings: "Brother Yile, what kind of food is this?" It's sour, it's weird, it's interesting, it's delicious, how about another pot? Hey!. ”

The transformation from a stinky boy to a brother is not only because he healed Liu Zisang, but also because of the power of instant noodles.

"Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles are gifts from my father and friends, and there are no leftovers on the road." I was going to go to Lousang Village to replenish it again, but it turned out to be a swan song, and Yile replied without a good temper.

"Beef noodles?" The young man who was fortunate enough to get a piece of the pie had a sad face at this time.

"Did any of you eat beef? It's just a name, and besides, people don't prohibit cattle slaughtering abroad. Yile looked at the teenagers with a smile and said.

"It's just, look at the way you grabbed food just now, but now you're cowardly?" Zhang Fei is naturally greedy and bold.

"It's still our brother Fei who is very bold!"

Liu Bei waved his hand and said solemnly:

"Now that thieves are rampant, my relatives in the Han Dynasty are in power, Your Majesty may not be able to follow the government, our young man should strive to rise, eliminate the tyranny and calm the people, and return my Han Lang."

"Get rid of violence and peace, and return me to a big man!" The crowd chimed in.

Deep in the house, a woman moved slightly, and the corners of her mouth curled up with satisfaction.

In the same darkness, an old servant shed two lines of tears, groping for the rammed earth that had cut through the corners.

Looking at this group of high-spirited teenagers, Yile felt uncomfortable, his nose was sour, his eyes were slightly red, and he thought of Liu Bei's conquest of the world, upside down, no fixed place, no day of peace, and in the end, only Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were left in the annals of history, and the rest were buried in other places.

Is history set up like this? Once Liu Guanzhang returns to the throne, will he immediately make an oath? How does Yile look like the scene of pyramid schemes pulling people's heads in later generations.

After thinking about it, he took a sip of wine, and then sprayed Liu Ping's face, and everyone laughed in unison.

"The baby in the mountains is hypocritical!" Zhang Fei never wasted the opportunity to be happy.

"What kind of wine is this, it's so hard to drink! The ancients deceived me, the ancients deceived me! Yile recalled that when he looked at the Three Kingdoms in later generations, Zhang Fei Guan Yu always screamed "good wine, good wine", and every time he did this, he could make Yile saliva a mouthful. But the truth is not like this, where is this wine called wine, there is no shadow of wine at all.

Everyone looked at each other, we have been drinking this wine for a long time, how can it not be wine today, everyone stared at Yile angrily, as if he had chopped away their beloved things.

"The real wine is full of color and flavor, as soon as the wine jar is opened, you can smell the aroma of wine three miles away, the fragrance is enough to itch your heart, take a sip, full of fragrance, and then burst the throat spicy feeling, from the tip of the tongue to the stomach string, the taste is called cool." Yile, who was looking after himself, didn't notice a group of drooling teenagers staring at him one by one, like a hungry wolf staring at a lamb.

A symbolic beating of Yile, everyone dispersed satisfied.

"I said Ah Le, listen to you say this, you have drunk such wine, right?" Zhang Fei seemed to be able to use his wisdom online as soon as it came to wine, and he took the lead in proposing what everyone wanted to ask.

"Do you have something you can't say? It's going to make me dirty. I began to drink this kind of wine when I was six years old, and my father would brew more than a dozen jars every year, and if a friend came from afar, he would definitely use it to entertain him, let alone drink it, for the fragrance alone would make you drunk. Yile said as he patted the dust off his body.

"That'...... That bro you will brew? "Legend has it that a pot of good wine can buy Zhang Fei, this is reasonable, first the boy, then to Xiaole, and then the brother, it is estimated that he can even call the ancestors when he takes out this wine.

"It's easy to say, when my father makes wine, he usually helps with Yeye."

Then the flattery of the "little master" and "little ancestor" occupied the climax, so Yile quoted braised pork, oily noodles, sauced chicken and other delicacies, and successfully became the focus of everyone.

The crowd gradually dispersed at nightfall, there were no lights, no voices were boiling, the bright moon hung lonely overhead, and the occasional dog barked from the village. There were two shadows sitting in the courtyard, and two and a half lying on the ground, Mai Ga lay on Zhang Fei's chest, and turned into a cradle with his breathing. Guan Yu sat and slept on the side.

Some people are destined to live forever.

"Brother Yile, stay." Liu Bei spoke first. Perhaps this request was too much for him, and his facial expression was unnatural, but fortunately the darkness of the night covered it up.

"The kid doesn't plan to leave, I'll rely on you in the future, the little brother is very good at eating." Yile said.

Liu Bei was just stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Yile to agree so directly, and then said: "If you have a brother, you will be indispensable!" ”

“……”

Then there were two more figures on the ground.

Looking at the starry sky and refusing to sleep, I don't know how many nights, Yile is lying on the ground and looking at the sky, except for the gray and gray air barrier, the sky of the Eastern Han Dynasty is not much different from the sky of later generations, maybe the star is still the star, but the cloud that covers the moon can no longer be found.

In the previous life, Yile was carefree, maybe the teachers in the unit will remember that there was a strange colleague who did not smile, or maybe the plump proprietress in the breakfast shop downstairs noticed that a young man had not come to breakfast for a long time. Parents can't wait for their baby son in heaven or hell anymore, and the girlfriend who asks him to buy a house and a car all day long probably won't care too much about his disappearance, after all, he often disappears, but this time it's forever.

Whether in the previous life or in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Yile thought that he was a little person, and now the little person is arranged next to a giant, and the innate inferiority complex of the little person is offset by the infinity of the giant, like a dark cloud that has been penetrated, and there is nothing to hide.

It was not only a ten-year-old furry boy and a lame dog who decided to stay, but also Guan Yu.

In this era when brushing teeth can also be mistaken for epilepsy, Yile sadly shared his toothpaste to avoid being tied up.

Wearing the clothes that I took the time to transform yesterday, I went to see Liu Zisang, and saw Liu Ping sleeping next to him like a dead pig, and I felt like a fart for what I explained last night.

Kicked Liu Ping awake, checked Liu Zisang's injuries, and found that this person's body has a super healing ability, and there are already signs of scarring in the morning, as for whether there is a fever, God knows! changed the strap again, put on the medicine, and gave a few instructions, but as soon as he went out, he saw Guan Yu standing there, making a salute, and he didn't care about him, and left.

Of course, Guan Yu came to see Liu Zisang, as for who was right and who was wrong, he didn't care, he came to determine whether Liu Zisang was dead, he was so seriously injured, it was impossible to live.

"You can see it, Xiaolang is not a person!" Liu Ping seems to feel the same way.

"Not human?" After confirming that Liu Zisang was still alive, Guan Yu glanced at Liu Ping and turned to leave.

"I said, I mean Xiaolang is a god!"

Guan Yu, who walked away, didn't seem to hear this, "Immortal? "He's seen so many unspeakable things that it's hard for him to believe it.