Chapter 451: I Want to Sleep!
"He's a fart, he's a magic stick, a liar, and he doesn't understand bullshit."
Chen Jing didn't believe me, and wanted to strangle me to death at once.
"I believe him."
At this time, a voice sounded very abruptly.
Chen Jing and I were both stunned for a while, if someone else said such a thing, it is estimated that Chen Jing would not take it seriously at all.
However, she never expected that this word would come out of Yumeng's mouth.
Who is Dream? That is also a master, so Chen Jing's demeanor suddenly became very strange.
If the hexagram in front of you is true, doesn't it mean that your future husband will be the guy in front of you?
Just thinking about it, Chen Jing felt goosebumps all over her body.
"Tang Feng, help me calculate a hexagram, I want to know my life and death." Youmeng stretched out her little hand as white as jade and said calmly.
Life and death, also known as life and death hexagrams, I have heard the second grandmother explain.
Unfortunately, I won't, so I replied helplessly, "I'm sorry, I won't count any other hexagrams except for karma." β
"Hehe, then you can help my cousin calculate the marriage, I want to know what the cousin's karma is."
Chen Jing, the girl next to her, was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and said with a hippie smile.
"That's fine."
I just used colorful shells to calculate for Chen Jing, and now, I'm looking forward to it, I don't know who Yumeng's future husband is, thinking about it makes me curious.
Once people have curiosity, everything else is easy to do, so I am also urging by the side.
"Okay, you do the math for me."
I originally thought that Yumeng would refuse, but I didn't expect that Yumeng took the initiative to stretch out his little hand, which made me slightly stunned.
It's a bit of a surprise, but if you think about it, it's normal, no matter how good or evil Yumu is, she's a woman after all.
A woman will always want to know about marriage, and they all say that marriage is equivalent to another reincarnation of a woman, which shows the status of marriage in a woman's mind.
Looking at the white little arm in front of me, I was in a trance, of course, I quickly held my breath and tied the red rope to Yumeng's arm.
As the saying goes: practice makes perfect, and that's true.
When I first gave Chen Jing a divination, I was a little unsure, but when I changed to a dream, I was already familiar with it.
Even in just a minute or two, everything is done.
I began to silently recite the divination mantra.
Yumeng's eyes were a little misty, and it seemed that it was difficult to get into the state.
Of course, this was only temporary, and soon, Yumeng's hand fell to the paper, and the hand began to move, and the pen began to move.
The action is a gradual process, of course, very similar to Chen Jing.
"Graffiti!"
Looking at the piece of paper in front of me, this word popped up in my mind.
Yes, just looking at the picture scroll, where there is the appearance of any person, to be precise, there is nothing to say.
This also just proves the mystery of karma divination, which can attract people's attention even more.
It can be said that at least 99 percent of the people in this carriage were attracted to it, and they were full of curiosity and great anticipation.
"It's amazing, I knew this, when he bought clothes just now, I should have given them to him directly, so that I might be able to have a good fate."
At this time, a girl in the crowd muttered with some regret.
She was the girl I bought clothes before, and just now, she was fascinated by money, but when she saw my karma.
She suddenly felt that if she could figure out who her future husband was, then she wouldn't care about any amount of money.
It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in this world.
Now the dream's movements are fast and slow, and of course, the images drawn are getting more and more blurry.
Who will her future husband be? It can't be me, right? "A big question mark popped up in my head, of course, if it was me, it would be better to kill me.
"It's almost there."
Soon, some attentive people noticed that the ghost dream movements were getting slower and slower, and they were refreshed.
They are all looking forward to it, and they are curious to know, who will be the object of the dream? Of course, they prefer that everything be real.
"Alright." Everyone, including me, instinctively reacted in their minds when the dream stopped.
It didn't take much, after Youmeng opened her eyes, she bit her tongue directly, and the method was the same as Chen Jing, directly spurting out a mouthful of blood and spilling it onto the paper.
"Whewβ"
When an image appeared on the paper, many people gasped.
I also had pupils constricted, unbelievable.
"Cousin, how can this be, hurry up and redraw it, will you make a mistake?" Seeing the things on the paper, Chen Jing's face became ugly, and she said hurriedly.
Grave, I never thought that the dream would draw the grave, a little unbelievable, but I felt a little panicked in my heart.
This feeling is by no means something that Yan Yu can describe.
At least this is an extremely ominous sign, there is no husband, only a grave, does it mean: Yumeng will not get married in the future.
Because as long as you have a husband, even if your husband dies, you can sketch out the dream.
Because of this, it has shocked many people.
"It's good not to have a husband." I originally thought that Yumeng's mood would inevitably be affected, but I didn't expect that Yumeng didn't have much mood swings, and said coldly.
"Tang Feng, since you helped my cousin come out with a divination, why don't you give yourself a divination?" At this time, Chen Jing's eyes fell on me, with a little annoyance.
I naturally understand that Chen Jing is here to come out of his dreams.
I smiled helplessly: "I'm sorry, all the diviners, they never divinate for themselves, this is the rule!" β
"Hehe, handsome guy, if there is anything about the two of you, you can talk slowly in the future, can you help me with it?" A little beautiful woman stepped forward and asked expectantly.
Not to mention her, there are many people around me who are looking forward to it now.
The divination from the grave not only did not affect their mood, on the contrary, they became more and more curious about who their other half would be in the future.
"I'm sorry, I have a habit of calculating hexagrams, only two hexagrams a day!" I smiled and said apologetically.
"Hehe, that's okay, it's a big deal, I'll follow you until you have time."
Unexpectedly, the other party smiled calmly and said bluntly.
"Little girl, do you know where he is going?" Someone spoke with some concern.
"What's the matter, compared to my lifelong happiness, I am willing to go anywhere, even if I spend everything I have, I want to know my future." A sweet smile spread across the beauty's face.
I have to admit that the other party is very determined, but of course, the other party's approach gives me a headache.
My aunt and grandmother, if they really follow like this, I have to be crazy, and looking at the trend in the carriage, she is definitely not the only one who thinks like this.
"Okay, let's go rest first, I'm very tired after divination, I need to have a good rest, no one can disturb me." I smiled and broke them apart.
Besides, being surrounded by a group of people like this is like monkeys watching a zoo, and I don't feel comfortable.
"Tang Feng, the colorful shells are given to me."
When the others dispersed, Chen Jing's voice sounded in their ears.
She had a tense face, as if my ancestors owed her family much money for eight generations.
Of course, manly husband, since I promised to give her colorful shells, I naturally won't cheat.
"Tang Feng, how many times have you counted hexagrams?" After Chen Jing took the colorful shell, her eyes fell on my face, and she asked very seriously.
"You're the first, and the dream is the second." I'm kind of honest in answering.
"Great, with your half-baked level, how can it be accurate, I'm relieved!" Hearing my answer, Chen Jing seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, but I noticed that the dream was still a little bleak.
"However, Chen Jing, I want to ask you something."
Seeing Chen Jing's elated appearance, my heart moved and I took the initiative to speak.
"Hehe, just ask!" Chen Jing didn't take it seriously at all.
"What if, I mean, if my divination is very effective, and I am really your future husband, what will you do??" I stared at Chen Jing and said word by word.
"Well, if that's the case!"
Chen Jing frowned, she really hadn't thought about it carefully.
It's just that in the next second, she didn't think about it, and blurted out: "It's very simple, I cut your thing, let's be sisters." β
"Nima!"
I almost shot out of a mouthful of old blood, this sentence is very familiar, it seems that someone and a woman have said it.
Why do I sound so awkward?
If you cut it, you can be a sister, and if you don't cut it, you can be a buddy!
"Chen Jing, I'm really tired, come over here."
Chen Jing is now sitting across from me, and I beckoned to her.
Originally, there was someone next to me, perhaps out of admiration for a great diviner, who quickly dispersed, leaving enough space for me and Chen Jing.
"What do you want to do?"
Chen Jing still came over, but sat next to me and asked in a daze.
"Lend me your legs, I want to sleep."
I almost couldn't allow Chen Jing to refuse, and as soon as the words fell, I lay directly on Chen Jing's lap.
The thighs are very elastic, and the key is that Chen Jing releases a faint girlish fragrance, which is very charming, and I almost get lost in it.
"Dead guy, hurry up and get out of the way of the old lady, otherwise, I will slap you to death!"
For some reason, when the heating breathed by Tang Feng blew somewhere in her thighs, Chen Jing felt a burst of heat in her body, and she felt that the bones in her body were almost soft.
This feeling made her both ashamed and angry, and she wanted to strangle Tang Feng directly.
It's a pity, no matter how Chen Jing calls, I don't move, in short: even if I die, I have to die with my thighs, this is a bundle.