Chapter 225: Molestation
Before the beauty finished speaking, the old man waved his hand again and said, "Okay, it's long-winded, and I can't say it clearly, don't say it." Well, give me one of the dishes you have made in various ways, such as steaming, frying, stir-frying, stuffing, stewing, roasting, smoking, cold dressing, etc., and the most expensive of each of them. ”
The bewitching beauty obviously took some effort to memorize the old man's words, and said slowly: "Guest, you haven't asked the price yet, the most expensive dish we have here is ......"
With a "snap", the old man slapped his hand on the table: "If you are told to go up, you will go up, what, are you afraid that I will not be able to pay." The sapphire ring on the old man's finger shone brightly.
"No, no, then I'll go and tell the kitchen to cook." The beauty apologized and withdrew.
As soon as he walked to the door, the old man said again: "By the way, give me all these dishes made in various ways, the second most expensive." ”
The beauty nodded in promise.
As soon as the bewitching beauty went out, Zhao Zixian couldn't sit still, and hurriedly asked, "Sword God, what are you doing...... I really don't understand. "Zhao Zixian actually wanted to ask if we wanted to eat the overlord meal, but it was too disrespectful to the seniors, so he didn't say it.
The sword god smiled "haha" and didn't explain too much, just said, "Didn't I tell you when I came?" Eat, and after eating, teach Qin Lei and Qin Dian, the two bastards. Just look at the look in my eyes and do it. ”
Hearing this, Zhao Zixian slowly put his heart down a little, it seems that Nandao God still remembers to teach those two bastards a lesson, so it's okay, let him make a little kid angry.
After waiting for a while, the bewitching beauty pushed the door and came in, and the little waiter behind her put the dishes on the table one by one, and the beauties introduced the names of the dishes one by one: bear's paw soup, caviar, cherry abalone, fried sika deer......
All of them are the world's most cherished dishes, although they can't compare to the effects of the dishes that Zhao Zixian has learned. Like caviar, abalone, that is, at most to improve immunity, add some vitamin C to the human body, trace elements and the like. But in terms of taste alone, enjoy the taste of food, these dishes are the best in the world. Don't say it's a plate of caviar or abalone, a small bite will cost an average person a few months' salary.
But at this time, Zhao Zixian is indeed a bit of a waste to eat these delicacies, Zhao Zixian is very hungry now, for a very hungry person, where can he still take care of the taste of the food carefully, just like a person who has been thirsty for several days and just came out of the desert, you give him a bottle of red wine worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in eighty-two years, how can he drink it to taste what this red wine tastes like. At this time, for him, it is almost the same as drinking a bottle of mineral water.
The old man still leaned on the back of the chair, as if he didn't care much about these delicacies, and when there was no waiter to serve the food, he asked the beauty, "Are all the dishes ready?" ”
The beauty replied, "It's all right." ”
"It's all up, what are you doing here, are you going to serve yourself as a dish?" The old man waved his hand and said impatiently.
The beauty closed the door and went out boringly, but there was no anger on her face.
At the moment when the door closed, the old man of the sword god suddenly lost the dignity of his predecessors, reached out and grabbed the leg of a very fat animal I don't know what it was, and gnawed on it, gnawed for a while, drank a mouthful of soup, and continued to change the next dish, and had no time to greet Zhao Zixian,
But it doesn't matter if he only cares about eating by himself, Zhao Zixian doesn't need him to greet him, who wouldn't eat it, Zhao Zixian opened his mouth, all kinds of vegetarian dishes, meat, desserts, sour soup, and he didn't care about the order, he saw which whole one, chopsticks, spoons, forks, plates, bowls, small plates, which one to use, and he didn't care about praising which dish was delicious. And even if you want to praise it, you can't praise it, and I don't know how many dishes I have biting in my mouth at the same time, and I can't tell which one is the taste.
One is the top name of the chef world, the southern knife god with strong martial arts, and the other is Zhao Zixian, who inherited the mastery of the kitchen god. The two of them ate in the dark.
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I don't know how long it has been, but the two of them are almost lying on the chairs after eating, and they both feel that they have no strength at all. Who said that the man who has just finished his errand is the weakest and most vulnerable. Zhao Zixian faintly felt that the man who had just had a hearty meal was the weakest time. At this time, people are even more tired than after a hard day of heavy physical work on the construction site, and they will feel drowsy, without any energy, and they don't want to go, let alone do it.
Thinking of this, Zhao Zixian and the Sword God glanced at each other, the two of them smiled, Zhao Zixian was afraid that the people outside would hear it, and asked in a very small voice: "Predecessor of the Sword God, the two of us are here to teach people a lesson, and there will be a fierce battle later, isn't it good to eat so much now." ”
The old man of the Sword God burped: "Huh? You're also full of stomachs, I thought you knew that there was a big war later, so you wouldn't eat so much and save some energy. ”
"No, since you also thought of it, why didn't you remind it earlier, how could I think of so many things when I was so hungry just now." Zhao Zixian was a little dizzy.
"You're hungry, aren't I hungry? But now I have a foolproof solution. "The old man really doesn't seem to care too much about the current situation.
Zhao Zixian hurriedly asked happily: "Hehe, a master is a master, I know that my predecessors have prepared, what is the perfect strategy, hurry up and come out to listen." ”
The old man put another piece of meat in his mouth and said, "It's just that we won't kick the gym today, and we'll teach them a lesson when we come back next time." ”
"Ahh When Zhao Zixian heard this, he almost didn't lie on the ground, what kind of foolproof strategy is this, I just want to rest quickly, let the feeling of bloating pass quickly, and recover my strength quickly, I don't know where Qin Lei and Qin Dian are, if you find yourself with the sword god at this time, then this scene will not be easy to deal with.
But when he saw the old man, his stomach was so swollen that he couldn't move, and he still stuffed things into his mouth, and he was able to eat and drink soup and wine at the same time. This old man can really eat.
Forget it, if he can't recover, he will have to talk about it next time, so he said to the old man: "Then next time we come, we can't eat so much." These things, I don't know how much it costs, senior, you broke the bank, then listen to your words, let's teach Qin Lei and Qin Dian two bastards next time. ”
Speaking of this, the old man of the sword god stopped with his hand holding the chopsticks and was still holding the vegetables, turned his head, and said to Zhao Zixian: "Hey? Wait a minute, what are you talking about? ”
Zhao Zixian also wondered, he just echoed his opinion, and said: "I said that only next time we will teach Qin Lei and Qin Dian two bastards." ”
"No, no," said the old man, who looked a little anxious as he turned his hand upward, "not this, the previous sentence, the previous sentence. ”
Zhao Zixian had to say again: "Oh, I said the last sentence and listened to your predecessors." ”
"No," corrected the old man again, "listen to me, it's the same as the next lecture to the two of them, and I mean the next sentence." ”
"One more sentence," Zhao Zixian thought for a while, "Oh, that's the old-timer, you broke the bank, this meal shouldn't be cheap, but it's definitely not ...... for you."
The old man raised his eyebrows and said, "Let you say a word, you say so many words, don't let me break the bank?" I didn't say give money. You call me senior, how can you come out to eat and let your seniors pay for it, you don't know how to respect the old and love the young? ”
"Ah," Zhao Zixian almost fainted when he heard this, "How can I have money, I have thousands of yuan on me, and I haven't taken it today, old-timer, how do you care about this money, you look at the sapphires you are wearing, leather shoes, suits, which ones are not tens of thousands of dollars." ”
"Well, it's true that I'm rich and rich," the old man said calmly, "but I have money, and I don't necessarily have to pay for it, these are two different things, and I really don't have any cash on me, not to mention that I don't plan to pay for it." The scum of the dark restaurant group, I hate them before it's too late, how can they pay for food. ”
Zhao Zixian's brain was not enough this time, "Then you just said that the perfect plan is to teach them a lesson next time." We don't seem to be able to get out this time without money. ”
"It's called a foolproof strategy, it must be you who pay for it, it's foolproof for me, and you don't lose money, you don't have to fight, you can eat so many delicious foods for free, no loss, you said for me, isn't it foolproof."
Zhao Zixian didn't know what to say, hmph, the old man of the Sword God must have planned to eat the overlord meal from the beginning. I'd better recover quickly, just with my current strength, I have to clean up the opponents of the two levels of Qin Lei and Qin Dian that I saw last night, because the problem is not big, the premise is that this feeling of fullness and this lethargic feeling must be retreated quickly.
After making up his mind, he began to breathe, but when he saw it, the old man began to eat again. It's really a collapse.,It's worthy of the Taishan Beidou in the chef world.,I don't know how to cook now.,But it's certain that you can eat it.。
At this time, something that worried Zhao Zixian happened, someone knocked on the door outside, and a delicate voice came: "Hello guest, are you satisfied with the food, what else do you need?" ”
As soon as the voice fell, the door was pushed open, and it was the bewitching beauty just now, whose tall figure swayed and walked in, and said with a smile: "I don't know what else you two need?" ”
Zhao Zixian looked at the old man again, he was no longer holding anything to eat, the oil on his mouth was also wiped clean, and the body that was about to lie down on the chair just now had already sat up, leaning on the back of the chair, as if he was still very leisurely and careless, smoking a cigarette, and the cigarette was already half burned. All this happened in an instant, and Zhao Zixian didn't know when he lit the cigarette.
Without waiting for Zhao Zixian to finish his surprise, the old man of the sword god spat out a puff of cigarette and continued to say in a joking tone: "I see that you are dressed very hot, but a little girl is a little girl, why don't you understand human accidents, you are full of food and drink, what do you say?" Do you still need me to teach you this? ”
When the old man said this, everyone could think of a sentence, "Keep warm and think about YIN desire." ”
Sure enough, the bewitching beauty was stunned for a moment, her face seemed to be slightly red, obviously she also thought of this sentence, and she didn't know what to do for a while.
And what Zhao Zixian was thinking about was how such a hot and bewitching woman could always show an embarrassed, embarrassed, and even shy expression, Zhao Zixian later understood a truth, there are coquettish women in this world who pretend to be pure, and there are also pure women who pretend to be coquettish. In short, women cannot be described in one sentence.
The beauty was in a daze, and the sword god smiled "haha" and said: "Hey, I don't understand such a simple truth, after eating, of course I have to settle the bill." ”
Ah, as soon as this sentence came out, the bewitching beauty was relaxed, but Zhao Zixian became nervous, what is the matter with this old man, he took the initiative to say that he would settle the bill, how could he have the money to settle the bill. I wanted to delay for a little time, and when my distended belly recovered, I was not afraid to use force. It's uncomfortable when you're hungry, and it's uncomfortable when you're swollen, Zhao Zixian thought about it, people are very cheap animals, no women are uncomfortable, and there are more women. No matter what, people will not be satisfied.
Although he did it in this form, Zhao Zixian didn't agree with it, he ate the overlord meal, didn't give money, and beat the boss, what is going on. But when I think about it, these two bosses, Qin Lei and Qin Dian, are all bastards, their money is ill-gotten gains, so of course their food is also ill-gotten food, so they should rob the rich and help the poor. But my stomach is so swollen that I don't want to move, what should I do? The old man shouted to settle the bill, but he couldn't settle the bill, so he started immediately.
When the beautiful woman heard that it was a checkout, her face suddenly relaxed, and she said with a smile: "Well, guest, the total amount of your consumption this time is two million." ”
Zhao Zixian almost squirted out the rice when he heard it, two million, although there is caviar and abalone, but this meal is on the market, that is, tens of thousands of yuan.
But when this bewitching beauty said "two million", it was as easy as saying "two hundred".
Looking at the old man again, he still had a calm and indifferent expression, he didn't frown, and said slowly: "Well, it's not expensive, but in this case, you come and calculate it for me and let me see, what we all ate, how much each dish is, I consumed it, I have to know it in my heart, right." Come, come, just like when you first introduced the dishes, count it for me on the table so that I can see it. ”
"What?" Zhao Zixian didn't believe his ears a little, and thought to himself: Two million, isn't it expensive? Could it be that the old man's conscience has found that he is ready to pay for it?
Then the beautiful woman went to the table, took the calculator, lay down on the table, said the name of the dish and the price at the same time, and calculated it. Zhao Zixian suddenly felt that something suddenly flew over in his hand, and at first glance, it was a small paper ball. Then I glanced at it again, and saw that the old man quickly made a look at him, it turned out that the old man used his war spirit to bounce the paper ball, so it was very accurate and extremely fast. Ordinary people can't notice it at all, let alone that this beauty is still bent over and lying on her stomach, and of course she can't see it out of sight.
It's not telling yourself to run away, is it? Zhao Zixian lowered his hand, opened the paper ball, and when he lowered his head slightly, he saw the words on the note. Four words were written on the note, and Zhao Zixian almost shouted in shock when he saw these four words.