849 Press and rub back and forth on the ground
849 Press and rub back and forth on the ground
"What is this ability? What race are you? The mighty old man screamed, and at this moment he could only desperately support himself.
He now finally understands that he was wrong.
Adults are not always able to beat children, and if a child has a gun in his hand, he or she has to raise his hand and surrender.
Not to mention, he couldn't even figure out what the other party was holding in his hand now?
Gun? Laser guns? Plasma ray guns?
"It's your stupidity, it's your idiot, it's your lack of knowledge, we won't tell you...... Mayor Hu, beat him hard, beat him to death. Jiang Ning's voice came from the void: "Audience, listeners, how about we make a bet?" This bet is absolutely fair and reasonable. Let's bet on how many rounds this old bastard will last? Let's play two minutes per round, and the first round is Mayor Hu. Mayor Hu is a veteran demon, or a legendary species that has just awakened. The second round is Michelle, Michelle is the reincarnation of a human being, and before reincarnation, people are one step away from the unity of heaven and man. The third round was two-year-old Rose...... To be honest, it's a bit too much to let a little baby bully the old man, Xiao Ross was barely a big demon before he was reincarnated, but it belongs to the kind of parallel goods, and it will be terrible after reincarnation...... Well, let's stop. The fourth round is to return to the second master, and the second master is also a big demon who robbed people, but the second master has not completely come out of the human robbery, and there may be two or three years, right? Maybe five or six years...... Anyway, it won't be more than ten years, strictly speaking, it's a bit of a loss for the second master, but we don't care, the high wind and bright festival are the characteristics of our building. In the fifth round, it was Mayor Hu's turn, so let's bet this time is one of the four, and the 25% award record will be awarded, so don't miss it! ”
The rabbit is vigorously advertising.
In the background, the little foxes "snorted" and immediately moved, don't look at the usual relationship between them and the rabbit is very bad, when it is their turn to do the right thing, the tacit understanding between the two sides is absolutely incomparable.
They quickly opened the website, first copying and pasting, anyway, the content is almost the same, only some details need to be changed, and the other is that the betting button will be different, this time there are only four options...... Hu Weimin, Mi Xue, Ross and Gui Erye.
The little fox, the ferret and the squirrel are responsible for the treasure hunting net, the Chihuahua, the little badger and the little rabbit are responsible for Xdong, and the civet, his godmother, the senior brother and the second senior brother are responsible for the trust.
"Someone made a bet." The civet cat screamed, this was for Jiang Ning.
"Okay, very good, little fox, you put another advertisement, if the winner doesn't want points or X coins, you can exchange them for the corresponding goods, those below the third level of authority." Jiang Ning immediately increased the size.
It's not easy to have less than three levels of authority, and the set of monitoring devices used in the building is also of this level, so far, that thing is only in the hands of the headquarters of the Dongting League, the Changsha Branch, and some forces in the Jiangnan League.
"That's great, I'm sure that after seeing the ad, all the forces will find someone to bet on, and nine times out of ten, four people will bet together...... By the way, should we limit it? "The little fox has a very fast brain.
"Isn't this a capital enemy? You're not worried about technology proliferation? The civet cat asked.
"What a fart? You haven't seen it yet? From today onwards, everything will be completely different from before. "The little fox can see it very clearly.
"I think my brother-in-law wants to step on someone else's head as a stepping stone again, and this time the weight is heavier." The second senior brother has been watching coldly, and he has already seen some famous names: "If you want the effect to be good, you have to be hot." ”
"You stupid pig, you have learned to use your brain! Rare. The little fox snorted.
The second senior brother wanted to reply, "Where is the pig stupid?" ”
It's a pity that he didn't dare, because he knew too well the consequences of doing so.
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"I'm plugging, I'm plugging, I'm plugging...... I'm only allowed to hit you in the face! You are not allowed to hit me in the face...... Trash, I'm not saying you're trash, I'm saying you're all trash...... Why have you been looking for so long and still haven't found any trace of me? A man as wonderful as me, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding, why can't you find it? …… You still haven't found it, it's really capable, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding, out of control......"
Rabbit-made noises were everywhere, occasionally accompanied by two deafening roars.
The mighty old man was about to be driven crazy, not only because of the rabbit's stinky mouth, but also because of this guy's bottomless play...... This guy always rushes down the third road, and he still uses the power of the she-donkey.
That kind of attack is not easy to block.
The old man wanted to tear the rabbit alive...... It's a pity that he couldn't find where the other party was hiding.
This trick is really powerful, and even he can't break it as a human robbery demon.
In the distance, whether it was Sister Meow hiding in the shadows, or the ticket-buying audience hiding far away, or the people from the White Mountain and Black Water Alliance, they were all in a cold sweat at the moment, plus a black line on their faces.
"This rabbit...... It's so bottomless. ”
"This move is really damaging enough, even if you can't win the opponent, you can disgust the opponent to death."
"To be honest, if it were me, I would rather admit defeat, at least it would be much better than that...... It's like a monkey. ”
"Awesome, this is called psychological warfare."
"Bullshit psychological warfare, that rabbit has always been like this, I heard that the female crocodile in the northern suburbs base was also their opponent at the beginning, and the two sides fought for three days and three nights, and this guy chattered for three days and three nights."
"Amazing, that female crocodile didn't go crazy."
"But I do admire this rabbit, and it's now in its sixth round, two minutes each, for a total of twelve minutes...... This guy hasn't repeated. ”
"What's that? Have you forgotten about this guy arguing with that old tortoiseshell at the base in the northern suburbs? It's been a whole month! The old tortoiseshell would say a few words at the end, and there would be no words at all, but this guy was still talkative, and he didn't repeat it. ”
"Why don't you call it a 'fast-mouthed rabbit'?"
"It seems to be called 'Iron-billed Rabbit', right?"
"No, I remember it was called 'Hundred-Mouthed Rabbit.'"
There was a lot of talk there.
"I think those words sound familiar." In another place, the Chihuahua craned her neck in thought.
"Master Xing's classic lines! Don't you know the boss? He's a star fan. The civet cat knew the rabbit best, and when he heard it, he understood the origin of those words.
"That's right, because that guy specializes in comics." The little fox also knew the rabbit, and she turned her head to look at the civet cat: "You are also a tease, so you know him very well." ”
"Funny is funny." The civet cat doesn't care anymore because his boss doesn't care. Besides, the comic is not bad, look at the scene in front of him, his boss is indeed funny, but the old man on the other side looks even more funny, even if the old guy wins, he will definitely lose his reputation in the end, if he insists on a few more rounds, the old guy will definitely have no face.
"This rabbit...... It's too faceless. Lu Yuling shook her head and sighed, she was actually full of envy, she knew that if she was like this, she would also intervene.
"You're wrong, he did this to really save face." Sister Meow said disappreciatively.
"Is this for face?" Lu Yuling's eyes widened.
There are other people who are also wide-eyed, including Chihuahuas, but also the eldest brother, the second senior brother, the civet cat, the wild girl, the little girl, and the stinky kangaroo.
Only Christina, Mrs. May, and the little fox seemed to think of something.
"That dead old man is obviously a stubborn and unwilling to admit defeat, and it is basically impossible for him to take the initiative to back down, according to the normal way, the only way is to kill him...... Is this possible? "Sister Meow had to explain.
"it." Lu Yuling understood: "The rabbit pressed the old man on the floor and rubbed it, it turned out that he really gave the other party a face." ”
"I've learned one more trick." The Chihuahua immediately opened the notebook and recorded it quickly.
Other people also understand at this moment, it turns out that desperately humiliating others can sometimes be seen as a show of goodwill, because in this way, the dead old man can't help it sooner or later, but he can't find the rabbit, and it is impossible to vent it on the heads of Hu Weimin, Mi Xue and Luo Niwa...... He only has Shem.
In this way, the life of the mighty old man was saved, and his face was also saved (people are unbearable to be humiliated, it's not that they can't beat it, and they can't stand it if they change people).
It's also good for the building.
After all, no one wants to have too deep a grudge with those earth tribulations, human tribulations, and legends that suddenly appeared (the death of the purple-robed man can only be regarded as self-inflicted).
"It's so good to be funny...... "The little fox sighed.
At this moment, she did envy the rabbit and the civet cat next to her, as a tease, they could change people regardless of their faces, as they wanted...... For example, the little milk baby, and then Mi Xue, or the second master, Lao Wangba, and Hu Weimin, can they do this?
Unfortunately, she couldn't learn.
That's not her style.