Chapter 539 It's not that your eyes are black, but your whole life is blackening (ask for subscriptions and tickets)
"Hmm...... That's not good, as the old saying goes, the body is skinned, and the parents who receive it must not be damaged.
What's more, this is the hemorrhoids of His Royal Highness King Wei, you take salt water to rinse it and bring it over. ”
After Deng Chengxin took it and rinsed it obediently, Cheng Chubi brought a porcelain bottle containing the essence of the wine as usual.
Pick up the two lumps with a hemostat and stuff them into the bottle in turn, and then close the cork.
Then he wandered out of the operating room and beckoned the people in the palace of King Wei, and carried His Royal Highness King Wei, who was still asleep, back to the quiet room.
"Success?" Li Shimin asked impatiently towards Cheng Chubi.
Cheng Chubi nodded and took off his mask. "Uncle, don't worry, he has been treated, and the hemorrhoids have been removed."
"Brother Chubi, what are you doing with a bottle?" Li Ke looked at the bottle in Cheng Chubi's hand with some curiosity, but he faintly felt that something was wrong in his heart.
Li Shimin's eyes also fell on the bottle.
As expected, Cheng Chubi shook the bottle in his hand. "What is contained here is the hemorrhoids removed by His Royal Highness the King of Wei."
"......" Li Shimin's face darkened and glared at Cheng Chubi, he really wanted to shoot this bastard thing into the water with a big foot of forty-two yards.
"Take that thing away, dare to continue to rock in front of the old man, believe it or not, the old man kicked you."
Although Cheng Chubi was a little unhappy, after all, you are his father, and you have the most say in the discarded objects that your son took out in that place.
However, Uncle Li's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and Cheng Chubi didn't bother to bother with this unhappy emperor boss.
turned around and walked to the side, summoned Gonggong Li, and then handed over the wine bottle.
"Take it, don't fall, here is a good treasure of your Royal Highness."
“???” Gonggong Li glanced at the bottle with a confused expression, and then at Cheng Chubi, who was serious in front of him.
"Dare to ask Cheng Taichang, what is here?"
"This is the hemorrhoids that came out of the eyes of your Royal Highness, hey, hey, what are you doing......"
With a snap, he was frightened by Cheng Chubi's big truth, and directly threw the porcelain bottle to the ground.
The torn porcelain vase, as well as the overflowing aroma of wine, are naturally indispensable to the two pieces that have been cleaned......
"......" Everyone's eyes were attracted by the strangeness here.
Li Shimin only glanced at it, then shook his head with a black face and disgusted, and went straight into the house with his sleeves brushed.
That's enough bastard, but you have to admit that there's a little bit of truth in what he said, and it's hard to refute it.
Let's go, out of sight and out of mind, Cheng Laosan will go elsewhere to make trouble, and it will not be too late to dare to make trouble in front of the old man and smoke him again.
Li Ke came over to see the excitement, but at first glance, he saw the two very crazy things on the ground.
Quickly tilted his head in disgust. Zhente Niang's bad luck, you must wash your eyes when you go home.
Cheng Chubi's face was pale, and his fingers almost poked the tip of the nose of Gonggong Li's dull face, and he shouted solemnly.
"As the old saying goes, the skin of the body shall not be destroyed by the parents who receive it.
This is a part of your Royal Highness's body, Gonggong Li, you don't pick them up and hold them in the palm of your hand. ”
"......" Gonggong Li had a black face, biting his lip in humiliation, and could only hold the two lumps with a sad face.
"Cheng Taichang, what should I do next? We don't want to ...... like that."
Holding these two pieces of things out of His Highness's eyes in his hand, Gonggong Li felt that his eyes were not black, but his whole life was black.
Cheng Chubi had to ask Xiangxin to bring another porcelain bottle and tongs filled with the essence of wine, and then stuffed the two pieces into it and handed them to Gonggong Li.
This time, even if he was tired and disgusting in his heart, Gonggong Li still carefully caught the bottle with both hands.
That look, as if there is really some amazing good baby in it.
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Li Tai lay quietly on the couch, his father had left, and Cheng Chubi's vulgar martial artist had also left.
At this moment, Gonggong Li stood aside in the quiet room, watching His Royal Highness King Wei lying on the couch with a frown.
The anesthetic had dissipated, and the indescribable pain came one after another.
Let His Royal Highness the Michelin King Wei feel the miserable scene in the back garden.
Every now and then, an uncontrollable moan came out of his mouth.
Seeing His Royal Highness's helpless and painful appearance, Gonggong Li was very distressed and asked with concern.
"It's a pity that the slave is incompetent and can't share the pain for His Highness."
Li Tai pursed his dry mouth, and his godless eyes gradually focused on Gonggong Li's body.
"You, go and bring some food for the king...... Just go. ”
“???” Gonggong Li looked at Li Tai, the king of Wei, with a bewildered expression, and almost thought that he was having auditory hallucinations.
"As long as there is food, the king can endure any kind of pain, hiss...... Don't go yet. ”
After a lot of effort, Gonggong Li, whose face was dark, brought a plate of greasy pastries.
I saw Li Tai holding a piece of it to his mouth with difficulty, and took a small bite.
The face distorted by the pain showed a smile full of happiness.
Gonggong Li, who was standing on the side, could only sigh secretly when he saw His Royal Highness's appearance. I only hope that His Highness himself can control it a little bit and not relapse.
Otherwise, that bastard Cheng Saburo has the opportunity to come over and laugh at and despise people, and more importantly, the discarded items of His Royal Highness that he carefully treasured, I am afraid that there will be another bottle.
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He himself went to the palace of King Wu, and after meeting Li Ke, the two of them went to the unserious bookstore where they had changed their name and surname to Yi in a very low-key manner.
"Oh, Cheng Gongzi, I didn't expect you to come again so soon......"
As soon as the shopkeeper saw Li Ke, he immediately trotted over with a smile on his face and greeted this big customer.
Hearing this title, Cheng Chubi on the side glared at Cheng Ke very unhappily.
This bastard must have deliberately made a lot of money to buy those things, and he wasn't a good bird.
Taking advantage of the shopkeeper leading the way in front, Li Ke was a little embarrassed.
"Brother Tai, don't listen to the shopkeeper's nonsense, I really don't come here much, little brother."
Cheng Chubi directly hehe.
"Don't worry, you won't do my business even if you come once a day."
"......" Li Ke's face turned black directly. God comes once a day......
Lao Tzu is just a little bit embarrassed to appreciate these treasures, and he is not a pervert, he holds this thing every day.
Li Ke didn't bother to pay attention to Cheng Sanlang, who not only liked to pierce his heart, but also liked to backstab, and pulled the shopkeeper to the side and muttered quietly.
After a lot of effort, the shopkeeper frequently bowed his head with a smile of understanding.
"Understand, understand, understand, Cheng Gongzi, Li Gongzi, please follow me to see Master Xu......"
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