Chapter Forty-Nine
The fat man saw that Lao Hu was fine, and he secretly hid in the corner to watch the excitement alone, so he didn't fight in one place, and scolded: "Lao Hu, you're too boring, aren't you, we're about to fight for your business, but you're watching the play alone?" β
Lao Hu was still sitting by the candle, motionless, and the three of them sensed that something was wrong. It is still possible to say that the fat man and the big gold tooth are lively, but Lao Hu is usually steady, and he is definitely not this kind of person who does not think it is a big deal to watch the excitement.
The big gold tooth trembled and said: "Hu Ye is not you, your eyebrows are burned, don't make fun of us, you squeak." β
The man was still sitting there without the slightest movement, and the big golden tooth had already begun to panic, and whispered, "Is this Hu Ye?" How do I think I'm a dead man? Otherwise, let's go first. β
This inexplicable figure is really a bit weird, but it is impossible for Lin Tang and the fat man to leave Lao Hu alone in the tomb before they have no choice.
The fat man gritted his teeth and scolded: "I'll go and see, what is it that is pretending to be a ghost here, really my fat man's name is called in vain." β
The fat man has always been the master who is not afraid of the sky and is not afraid of slowness, so he grabbed the sapper shovel and walked towards the figure, thinking in his heart that as long as it is not Lao Hu, he will be given a shovel first.
I saw the fat man walking towards the man unhurriedly, shining a flashlight on the man's face, and the moment he saw the man's face, the fat man actually dropped the sapper shovel in his hand, leaned down and squatted down to carefully examine the man.
Seeing that the fat man was fascinated and his mouth was about to kiss, Lin Tang felt a little strange and asked, "Is it Lao Hu?" β
The fat man replied, "No." β
Lin Tang said angrily: "Isn't it?" Then what are you looking at so energetically, could it be that it is a beauty that pops out. β
The fat man shouted, "Strange and strange, come and have a look, Brother Lin." β
Looking at the fat man's actions, there should be no danger, and a person suddenly appeared in this strange tomb, still wearing Lao Hu's clothes, which also made people a little curious, so Lin Tang walked towards the fat man.
The fat man was still staring at the man intently, and when Lin Tang went over to take a look, he almost vomited without disgust.
It was actually a dead man, still a man who had been dead for a long time, his cheeks were sunken, and his eye sockets had long since rotted into two black holes. As he approached, a rancid smell came to his nose.
Such a disgusting fat man is still looking at him affectionately, it's really tasteful enough.
Lin Tang hurriedly shouted: "Fat man, don't look at it, what is there to see about the dead, suddenly a dead man is enough to infiltrate, let's still find a way to save Brother Hu." β
The fat man said disapprenously: "The cemetery is built for the dead, and it is strange to have us who are alive, you see that this person is a strange place." β
In the end, Lin Tang still lost to his curiosity, and under the drive of the fat man, he covered his nose and glanced at the corpse again, except for horror and disgust, he didn't feel anything unusual.
After looking at it for a while, Lin Tang couldn't stand it a little, leaned over and vomited, but was inadvertently attracted by the corpse holding something in his hand.
It's actually a mobile phone? In this era, it is very fashionable to have a mobile phone, Lin Tang couldn't help but get closer and wanted to look more carefully.
When I saw it clearly, I was taken aback, or was it a smartphone?
No, is Jobs born now? Or a pear phone, and own a style?
A series of discoveries made Lin Tang have countless question marks in his heart, and he couldn't help but want to solve his doubts, his hand ghostly took the mobile phone from the corpse's hand, and he couldn't care about the disgust at this time.
Open the phone and see,It's the same wallpaper as himself.,No.,He habitually entered the unlock password of his phone.,Sure enough, the phone opened.γ
Lin Tang's breathing began to become heavy, and his hands trembled like chaff as he kept looking through various apps on his phone, trying to find out that this was not his own phone, it was just evidence of a coincidence. However, this naΓ―ve idea was completely shattered when he saw the Flying Inn APP on his phone.
Looking at the corpse again, where is the military coat being worn, it is clearly a T-shirt with Doraemon printed on the chest, carrying a backpack, no different from himself, and it is himself who died?
Lin Tang said to himself: "This is impossible, impossible." β
His mind was in a mess, and the only one who thought of being able to solve all this was the orange cat boss, so with a little bit of his mobile phone, the surrounding scenery began to dim, and gradually disappeared into invisibility, and finally Lin Tang appeared in the Feilai Inn, which now seemed so kind.
As soon as he saw this familiar scene, Lin Tang immediately began to cry: "Boss, save me, I'm still young, I haven't even had a girlfriend, I don't want to die yet." I've been making cows and horses for you all my life, and you must save me. β
"What the hell are you howling here early in the morning? Stopped working? β
Why is it a female voice, Lin Tang looked up, how could it be Chen Rus, wiped a handful of tears and said, "Sister Chen, why are you here?" What about the orange cat boss? β
Chen Ru walked up to Lin Tang and touched Lin Tang's forehead, the warm touch and the fragrance on her body made Lin Tang feel more at ease.
Cheng whispered to himself: "I don't have a fever, why did I start talking nonsense." This is my store, where am I not here? What Orange Cat Boss? You're not dreaming, are you? Hurry up and wash your face, there will be a distinguished guest in a while. β
Saying that, Chen Ru pushed Lin Tang into the back kitchen, he washed his face, felt a little sober, and the uneasiness in his heart was not so strong.
The Flying Inn must be a dream of his own, and now that he has woken up from the dream, how can there be such an absurd place as the Flying Inn, he must have read too many novels before going to bed, so he will have such a dream.
At this moment, Chen Ruye's voice sounded.
"Lin Tang, hurry up and take care of the guests."
Lin Tang went out and saw Chen Ru wearing a cheongsam with bright eyes and smiling smartly, talking to a man who looked obscene, and there were two men sitting next to him who did not join them, eating their own food.
Chen Ruyi Lin Tang came, and hurriedly shirked and said: "Master Jin, you eat and drink well, if you need anything, just tell the little guy in my shop." β
The lewd man smiled, showed a big gold tooth, and said, "The boss lady doesn't want to have a drink with us?" β
This is not who the big gold tooth is, the two who bury their heads in eating, one is thin and one is fat, it is the fat man and Lao Hu.
Lin Tang, who originally thought that he recognized the reality, suddenly became confused again, and shouted: "Master Jin, fat brother, brother Hu, why are you here, come out of the tomb."
The fat man was gnawing on a pig's trotter, and when he heard someone call his name, he hurriedly wiped his mouth and asked with a puzzled face: "This little comrade, do we know each other?" Big Golden Tooth, Lao Hu, do you know him? β
Lao Hu and Big Golden Tooth looked at Lin Tang and shook their heads.
Lin Tang explained: "Didn't we go to the grave together? also separated from Brother Hu. And then, hey, I can't tell what the hell is going on. β
Just as Lin Tang was explaining, the big golden tooth interrupted Lin Tang with a wave of his hand and said, "We still have something to discuss, this little brother, your story will be told later, how about helping us serve the dishes first." β
Lin Tang returned to the back kitchen in frustration, it seems that this is really a dream, but this dream is too realistic.
Meow!
At this time, a familiar cat bark became Lin Tang's last hope, Lin Tang hurriedly searched for it, and finally found the orange cat that was stuck in the cabinet because it was too fat in the corner of the back kitchen.
Lin Tang dragged the orange cat out of the cabinet and asked, "Boss, is it you?" β
The orange cat didn't speak, but meowed and licked the saliva on Lin Tang's face, it seemed that it was just an ordinary orange cat, and the last glimmer of hope was shattered, Lin Tang put the orange cat on the ground. It seems that it is really a dream, so let's serve it honestly.
Just as Lin Tang was about to leave, the orange cat jumped on Lin Tang's neck with a whoosh and said, "Xiao Tang, wake up quickly." β
Lin Tang was startled, and suddenly felt that the surrounding scenery began to collapse rapidly, becoming pitch black, and his body seemed to be sinking in an endless abyss, instinctively trying to grab something, but there was nothing around him.
When he struggled to open his eyes, he found that Lao Hu and the big gold tooth were in front of him, Lao Hu was pinching his own people, he looked around, and sure enough, he was still in the dark tomb.
Lin Tang got up and asked, "Brother Hu, how did you come out." β
Lao Hu replied: "This is a long story, thanks to the technique of finding the dragon and fixing the hole, I was able to get out." β
"Just come out." As soon as he heard that Lao Hu had come out, the big stone in Lin Tang's heart fell, "Then let's go out quickly." β
Lao Hu smiled bitterly and did not speak. But the big golden tooth on the side cried and said, "I can go early, the thief hole was blocked by the hateful old fox." β
Lin Tang inquired, only to know that he and the fat man were both caught in the old fox's way, and the black shadow in the tomb was pretended by the old fox, and the old fox escaped along the thief hole after fascinating the two, and by the way, the thief hole was also blocked.
The fat man was still in a state of madness, and after a while he sat up like a convulsive and said something like, "Long live communism!" "Fat man, I have money" and other nonsense, I really don't know what kind of spring and autumn dream I am doing.
The three of them tried various methods but couldn't wake up the fat man, so they could only leave it aside and make plans.
The three of them combined, so far, everyone has only found a thin coffin in one ear chamber, how can there be a coffin ear room, so Lao Hu thinks that maybe he has not entered the main burial chamber of the real general's tomb until now.
There must be some mechanism that can open the tomb of Allah, and everyone can only move forward and not retreat.
Lao Hu suddenly remembered something at this time, took out a dark wooden box from his bag and said: "By the way, this is what I saw in a tomb just now, and I thought it was a treasure, so I took it out." β
Seeing this wooden box, Lin Tang and Big Golden Tooth both remembered that this was not exactly the same as the wooden box that the fat man was holding?
The big golden tooth was surprised: "Didn't the fat man just touch such a wooden box?" There is some connection. β
Anyway, it's fine, so why not give it a try. The three of them decided to take the wooden box in the fat man's bag out to study and study, and when Lao Hu was rummaging through the wooden box in the fat man's bag, the fat man suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed Lao Hu and said: "Do you know that I am really holding a banquet in the Moon Tower, just waiting to eat, I feel that someone is taking something from my fat man's pocket, so I woke up, and you give me a table of dishes." β