Strange woman
I thought I was going to take the waterway, but I didn't expect that Myanmar would go straight to Ruili, and as long as I got the pass, I could take the train and go back to Shanghai directly.
got the pass and passed through the border smoothly, Zhou Fan took the goods to find two people, a car, and went straight to the train station.
Three hundred yuan, everything is done, unlike foreign countries, the language is not understood, and it is impossible to communicate.
A box of mangoes, two buckets of instant noodles, four bags of coffee, and dry food for Zhou Fan along the way.
The train stopped and walked all the way, it was getting colder and colder, and the single clothes on the body could not keep out the cold, so they could only move and move, and they 'borrowed' from people on the spot.
When the train arrived at the station, many people got off the train, Zhou Fan turned around in the carriage, and finally aimed at a men's jacket, which was not very new, and it was estimated that it would be changed.
He returned to his carriage and fell asleep with his head down.
Not daring to sleep has become a problem for her, and after living abroad for a few years, she has developed this habit.
The train was noisy and shouting, and it didn't stop, and the noisy Zhou Fan had a headache.
"Hey, buddy, are you wearing my clothes?"
Zhou Fan rubbed his eyes, sat down and looked up, he was a young man, his hair was very cool, facing up, in the middle row, the sides were flat, trendy enough.
"Your clothes? Did you write a name? You call it, and does it promise you? ”
As soon as Zhou Fan opened his mouth, he attracted the attention of many people, and they all looked at her, her hair was shaved flat, her complexion was a little dark, and her tone was very horizontal.
"It's a mother, haha......"
Being ridiculed has long been accustomed to it, Jin Yuhui laughs at her head every day, saying that she looks like a monk.
"Be careful when you speak"
I don't want to cause trouble, I've already come here, I'm about to go to Shanghai, it's better to have more than one thing, I don't want to worry so much about him.
He took off his clothes, threw them to him, and sat down in his seat again.
"That's it? I can't do this, I have hundreds of clothes, and you wear them, why do you have to show it? ”
Want money? It's just been worn for a while, so it's not like this!
took out his backpack, took a note from it and threw it to him, and after wearing it, it should be enough.
"Stygian, are you a dead man?"
The toad in the well has never seen the sky, it is obviously a dollar, and I don't know how many bundles of dark coins can be bought for this one.
"This is the dollar, the ten-dollar bill"
Hey, there are really people who know each other, that's good!
"Foreign money"
Zhou Fan leaned lazily on the seat, pulled his single clothes, and looked at the scene outside, it was almost there.
After four years, I came back by mistake, and when I first arrived at the boundary of Shanghai, I made a difficulty, and the feeling of being frozen came back.
"How can you tell the truth from the fake? It can't be a fake, right? ”
Still grinding, is this a young man? It can't be that he has the face of a young man and his mind is already eighty, right?
"Get out of the car and go directly to the bank to exchange it, otherwise when I finish my errands, go with me and let the professionals distinguish the authenticity"
There was a lot of noise in the carriage, some began to take their bags, and some stood at the door of the car waiting for my car to arrive, as soon as the car arrived, the first to get off the car, anxious to go home to feed?
Zhou Fan didn't move, anyway, his goods were in the last carriage, it was useless to be in a hurry, and he had to wait for the arrival of the receiver from Shanghai.
The man really didn't leave, just sat in his seat and waited for Zhou Fan to get off the bus.
It's really persistent, it's quite enduring, just a ten-dollar bill, as for it?
After everyone in the carriage got off the car, Zhou Fan got off the car with his backpack on his back, slowly walked to the last truck compartment, and looked at the several large plastic buckets he brought over, all of which were still firmly inside.
Roll up your sleeves and vigorously move the plastic bucket out of the car.
"I'll give you a hand"
Zhou Fan smiled and pointed to the plastic bucket and asked him to try it by himself, this is a manual work, not forcing him.
Half-squatting, he reached out and wanted to pick up the bucket, but who knew that the bucket moved a little, and still did not leave the bottom of the wagon.
A manly man, not even as good as a woman, no wonder over the years, he has looked down on the current man more and more, it is too useless.
In the old society, the labor force in the family mainly came from men, but now that the socialist reform and opening up has improved, the living conditions are better, and the men are no longer out of gravity, and they don't even have to carry gas canisters.
Eight buckets, Zhou Fan got them all by himself, squatted on the ground and rested while waiting to ask the young man next to him, "Are you from Shanghai?" ”
"In the future, Shanghainese, I want to carve out my own here, buy a car and a house here, and marry a wife"
has ideals, Zhou Fan gave him a thumbs up, smiled and didn't speak.
"Are you Chinese?"
What's the problem? Don't you look like you? Nothing has changed except that it's a little dark.
"Yes, I am Chinese, from the northeast, back from Africa"
"I'll just say it! Who cuts your head like this in China? Women are dressed up beautifully, and when they go out, they can't wait to slap all the powder on their faces, show as much as they can, and can't wait to go to the street without clothes to attract the attention of men. ”
Zhou Fan touched his hair and smiled, he hasn't been in China for a few years, when will women open up like this? It's a bit of an exaggeration!
"The fresh milk on the top should be kept fresh, and the ham below should be refrigerated, and the beautiful 'frozen people'"
With his words, I looked around, and it was indeed so, incisive!
"Miss Zhou, I'm really sorry that you made you wait for a long time!"
Fresh milk should be kept fresh. The ham should be refrigerated, and the woman in front of him is.
"It's okay, I'm used to it"
The smell of perfume is pungent, the coat is open, the thighs are wearing stockings, and the heels are stepping, it's winter, isn't it cold?
The person who picked up the goods came, and when she called Jin Yuhui, her task was completed.
The phone was handed to Zhou Fan, and Zhou Fan took the phone and answered, "Say, what's the matter?" ”
"You've Hurt the Big Gold Tooth"
Men also 'sue', what the fuck.
"He wanted to move me, and then I played a little joke on him"
"Joke! He asked you to pay him 100,000 yuan in compensation, how do you say this matter will be resolved? ”
Lakh! Is there a mistake with your salary for several months? Even if the major artery is severed, it will not be used so much.
"Cold salad, you dare to give him my salary, I dug your kidney"
Jin Yuhui knew that she was insane, and she also knew that she never joked about her character, and she really didn't dare to mess with her.
For the sake of a supplier, it is not good to exonerate his own capable cadres, and he still owes him thirty percent of the payment, no matter how arrogant he is, it is useless, and having money in his hand is the last word.
Seeing that all the goods were loaded into the car, Zhou Fan asked Jin Yuhui on the other end of the phone, "Has the payment arrived?" ”
"I'm here, I'm in Suzhou, do you want to come over?"
Damn, she worked hard all the way through the mountains and rivers, but she was okay and went home to reunite with her husband and children.
"No, I have to find a bathroom, take a shower, I've had lice on my body again in seven or eight days"
Zhou Fan hung up the phone and returned the phone to the beauty who picked up the goods.
"Miss Zhou, hard work, let's do our best to be a landlord, on behalf of the company, warmly entertain Miss Zhou"
This dare is good, someone invites it, and it doesn't cost money.
"Thank you, you just send me to a bathing center, take a shower, change clothes, and I'll fly directly to Harbin"
"And me, take me with you, I haven't taken a shower in a few days"
Zhou Fan forgot that there was another person, looking at the pick-up merchant and pointing at the man.
"Please"
It's very good, the people are not bad, unlike the big gold teeth, the Chinese people still have quality, much better than the gringos.
"Shanghai has changed a lot, I don't know it anymore"
The high-rise buildings can't be compared with the countries they live in, the visual impact is very great, the wildness of Africa, the backwardness of Myanmar, and some countries in Laos are like the 70s in Shanghai.
In the bathing center, Zhou Fan threw the clothes he took off to the ground, washed them with hot water, wrapped himself in a bath towel, walked out of the women's bathroom, came to the counter and asked, "Can you help me dry it?" I don't have any other coats to wear."
"Okay, maybe wait a while"
Zhou Fan smiled and handed the clothes to the cashier at the counter and said, "Thank you"
As soon as the cashier stood up, he was about to pick up her clothes, but when he saw the tattoo on her arm, he was frightened and faded back several steps.
"You, you put it down, go in!"
Zhou Fan flattened his mouth, put the wet clothes on the counter, and then went in.
"Ah......h
What's the hell howling? Zhou Fan was startled by the screams of the slippery women inside, and the bath towels fell off.
"Ah......h
"What the hell? What the hell? ”
Unscrewed a faucet, stood under the shower, took a hot shower, and forgot when I washed it?
Originally, there were several women who took a bath, but they didn't wash when they came in by themselves, what do you mean? Do they know they have lice on them?
I cut my hair, in order to have lice on my head, there are too many, I can touch it with my hands, there is no way to cut it, in the Congo, it is inconvenient to wash my hair and take a bath, or wash it in the open air, I can't adapt to their lifestyle.
"Ah......h
It's ghost screaming again, what the are these Shanghai women doing? Too weird?