The mood is much better, the adult world, how can it be without this wonderful, colored joke! How stressful is a boring life every day! If you don't relax like this, it is estimated that the number of beds in psychiatric hospitals will grow faster than the housing prices.

The mood is good, the appetite is good, a whole medium-rare steak, and there is blood. Qin Lu ate nothing in one go, and drank two large glasses of red wine.

He put the knife and fork in his hand on the plate and pushed forward, "That's it! I finally had a full meal today! ”

As he spoke, he took out the napkin, wiped the red sauce from the corner of his mouth, he didn't eat much of the meat on Xiao Zhu's plate, and kept accompanying Qin Lu with red wine, or kept watching Qin Lu finish eating, "Are you full?" ”

Qin Lu rolled the tissue that had wiped his mouth and put it aside, and symbolically stroked the peony flower on his stomach with his hand, "It's okay, although the waiter in this restaurant is unreliable, the steak tastes really good!" ”

Xiao Zhu poured some red wine into Qin Lu's cup, and then picked up his wine glass, "Happy dining!" He raised his glass and signaled that he wanted to touch Qin Lu.

While!

The goblet made a crisp crashing sound, Xiao Zhu took a small sip, but Qin Lu swallowed it all into his stomach like a man.

Another glass of red wine was in her stomach, Qin Lu's drunkenness was beginning to sprout, her face was red, her eyes were blurred, her eyes were scattered, she was already eight points drunk, and in Xiao Zhu's eyes, Qin Lu's state was full of spring! He's not crooked, and his pants don't want to hide it for him anymore.

"You, where are you staying tonight?"

Qin Lu was dazed, and there was a swarm of flies fighting in his head, "What did you say?" ”

Xiao Zhu leaned forward, he wanted to be a gentleman with good manners, not only didn't want to be too loud and appear that he had no self-cultivation, but also wanted Qin Lu, who was gradually blurred, to hear what he was saying.

"Aren't you blasted out by your sisters! Where are you staying tonight? ”

"You fart! Who was blasted out, I wasn't blasted out! ”

Qin Lu didn't seem to have slept for many days, she was already extremely sleepy and barely holding on to her eyes.

"I'm going back to live, I'm going to go back to live and see what they can do to me!"

Her tongue was hard, her speech was slurred, and she had to shout loudly, as if she was afraid that Xiao Zhu would not hear it, as if everyone in the restaurant would not hear it.

"You're drunk!"

Qin Lu sat swaying on the chair, as if he was very reluctant, Xiao Zhu began to regret it, the last glass of wine really shouldn't have been drunk with her, and it became the last straw that broke his drinking.

"I'm not drunk! I'm a big drinker, hehe! You've just drunk too much! ”

"Yes! Am I drunk? ”

Xiao Zhu didn't want to argue with her, argue with a woman, no matter how pleasant the process was, the conclusion was that they were right, and besides, she was still a drunk woman.

"You didn't drink too much, what are you shaking! You sit down! Little Piggy! Hehe! ”

Xiao Zhu was angry and laughing, Qin Lu, who had a strong emotional appearance, was so cute after drinking too much. "You forgot! You can't even open the door of your house. ”

Qin Lu squinted at him, as if he had just remembered something.

"Why did they lock me out? Why, you say? ”

"Who!" Xiao Zhu smiled.

"I hate Yu Xinyue!"

"Oh! …… Is it the deceased in our case, Yu Dawei's daughter? ”

"It's her, I thought he was pitiful, but she hates it so much."

Qin Lu was already vomiting, and she subconsciously shook her mouth.

Xiao Zhu handed her the tissue box.

"Have you been living together?"

Qin Lu waved her fist and shouted, "No, not in the future, I'm going to move out, what a sister!" I don't have to do it, move out! ”

She seemed to be taking the oath of joining the group, her voice loud but indistinct.

The eyes of most of the guests in the restaurant were attracted by her voice, and they looked at Qin Lu, with the exception of the four weirdos at one table.

Today is not Halloween, nor Christmas, nor Valentine's Day, today is a day that is not explained on the ordinary calendar, but these four people are wearing strange costumes.

One was wearing a bear coat and a bear hat on his head, and he didn't take off his hat when he ate, like a big bear eating steak on the table, and another was a big yellow duck, bright yellow and bright, with a duckbill hat on his head not worn, and he was leaning back on the back of a chair, and the other was green all over, and it looked like a set of dinosaur clothes, his long tail was facing the corridor, wagging around, and his face was not visible, and the green hat on his head was probably one with his clothes, and he couldn't take it off, and he was also lying on the table and eating. The last one is a skeleton, with a skeleton painted on its black clothes, and a white skull in its hat, which opens its mouth and closes its teeth as it moves with its head, as if to scare children. They had been here for a long time, and had been sitting quietly at the table in the corner. It seems to be waiting for the restaurant to have a wonderful show for a while.

The long-haired and blue-eyed little fresh meat walked to Xiao Zhu's side with a twist, stretched out his orchid finger and gently tapped Xiao Zhu's shoulder.

"Hey! You are ......"

There was a hint of mystery in his expression of excitement, and it was easy to think that he was going to have something to do with Xiao Zhu.

Xiao Zhu was already very embarrassed, Qin Lu had successfully become the focus of the restaurant, his face was very shameless, and he was trying to find a way to persuade Qin Lu to escape in these hot and contemptuous eyes.

He looked at him, "Little brother, are you okay?" ”

"Hee-hee! You really know how to pretend, you're about to become a green onion in your nose and eyes, what else are you pretending, call me sister! ”

He spoke in a loud voice.

Xiao Zhu had never seen this kind of formation, nor had he talked to a man like this, and he only had goosebumps all over his body. He looked at him impatiently.

"What do you mean, I'll pay for it later!"

Xiao Xianrou patted Xiao Zhu's shoulder with a gesture, "Pretend!" Don't think I can't see it, you're the same kind of person as we are! ”

Xiao Zhu looked at his commotion and energy, and somewhat understood.

"Don't touch me, what do you want to do?"

Xiao Zhu took his hand away from his shoulder.

He smacked Xiao Zhu's shoulder again, "Okay! Don't pretend, you ...... Your friend is already asleep. ”

Xiao Zhu realized that Qin Lu had fallen asleep on the table in embarrassment.

"Give! This is my business card, we have a party in the evening, welcome to join our big family, looking forward to your coming! ”

Listening to his words, Xiao Zhu Ju and Hua tightened, and unconsciously shivered, looking at the two men he put on the table and hugged each other, like looking at a monster, trying to keep their bodies away from it, and the painful picture of doing colonoscopy appeared in his mind, and the picture of prostate pressing and pressing fluid examination.

Moisturizing, lubricating oil, steel pipes, probes, thumbs with gloves, no ......!

This guy finally walked away, Xiao Zhu's head began to sweat, and there was a loud rumbling sound like thunder in his head.

Rumble!

Depend on! Wasn't it thunder, a loud bang, a puff of smoke rising from the restaurant, a violent tremor on the ground, an earthquake?

Instinctively reacted, Xiao Zhu got under the table, and the restaurant was full of wails. The thick dust choked him and made it difficult for him to breathe, and his eyes were closed.

Instantly remembered Qin Lu lying on the table, he opened his eyes again, and the two big white legs were close to his nose, white, delicate and delicate, the hairs on his nose exploded all of a sudden, stretching out longer and longer, and he wanted to turn into a small hand, poking in from the hem of the pleated skirt and becoming longer! Lengthen! Lengthen! It's better to parasitize my nose like a parasitic beast! Fast! Come on。

It must be dangerous to climb out of the table, earthquake experts have already said that the best way to hide in the event of an earthquake is to hide under the table, yes, there is a table here, so he hid in it.

So the best way is to drag Qin Lu in, so that the two are good and one is good, everyone is good, you are good and he is good. Well, let's do it!

He just wanted to grab and hold Qin Lu's feet and neck.

Bang bang bang! A few gunshots!

Frightened, he quickly hugged his head, although he was a policeman, he had never shot much, nor had he handled any major cases, he had never experienced the scene of shooting, he was very nervous, he felt that this was not an earthquake, what is this?

I didn't dare to move, my eyes widened, and I couldn't help but look out from under the table, there were four legs, two yellow, two black, slowly walking like their table.

Bang bang!

"Don't be afraid, we only need jewels and gold, and we won't hurt you, come out! Don't hide it. A hoarse voice shouted through the mask.

Bang bang bang!

A few more shots, Xiao Zhu hid under the table and didn't move, and the other people must have believed his words, and crawled out from under the table one after another, and as soon as his head was exposed, he was dragged out by the person dressed as a big yellow duck with a gun staring at the head door of the head.

"Get out! Get out to the bar! ”

"Everybody's here!"

Bang bang!

"Squat!"

Bang bang!

Xiao Zhu's heart pounded nervously, and he squatted under the table and didn't dare to move.

"Ahem! The one lying on the table, get up! ”

Bang bang!

The bullet casings hit the ground with a crisp metallic sound. The bullet broke through the ceiling of the restaurant, drilled a hole in the fan of the central air conditioner, and the refrigerant in the air conditioner whistled out, spraying right on the chain of the luxury chandelier on the roof, making a hissing sound, and the chain immediately turned into a snow-white, and the frost became thicker and thicker.

"You! Get up! Hurry up! ”

No matter how the big yellow duck shouted, Qin Lu lay motionless on the table, breathing evenly and even accompanied by a slight snoring.

She held the p92 in her hand and slowly approached Qin Lu, it seemed that he was also very nervous, stopping step by step, and even the hand holding the gun was still trembling.

Slowly, the muzzle of the gun was pressed against Qin Lu's forehead, "Get up!" "Get up!"

She knocked Qin Lu's forehead several times with the muzzle of the gun, and Qin Lu slowly regained consciousness, blinked her sleepy eyes, and saw an ugly big yellow duck standing in front of her.

She didn't say a word, she slapped her, the big yellow duck may be wearing a mask and is slow to react or too unexpected, the person who was held to the head by a gun and had the courage to fight back is not like Qin Lu.

"Snow White just now, now it's the big yellow duck, what else do you want to ruin, our childhood has been ruined by you unscrupulous businessmen!"

Smack!

Anyway, the big mouth slapped firmly on the face of the big yellow duck, and when Qin Lu's third slap turned, the big yellow duck finally resisted, and the big fluffy hand grabbed and grabbed Qin Lu's wrist, and the muzzle of the gun was aimed at Qin Lu's head.

The big yellow duck met Qin Lu today It was a big mistake, she grabbed Qin Lu's wrist is a big mistake, Qin Lu thought that the gun in his hand was a toy, and he didn't take it seriously at all, after all, it is not easy to get a gun on the land of Shenzhou.

She grabbed and grabbed the wrist of the big yellow duck with her backhand, twisted her body and carried it on her shoulder, using her killer move, the big yellow duck was too light, and was thrown far away by Qin Lu and hit the dining table.

Bang Dang! Crash!

The tables and benches were toppled upside down, and the beautifully carved plates, and the precious steaks, were broken and scattered all over the ground. The steak was still slippery on the smooth floor, like catfish looking for a carcass.

What's even worse is that Qin Lu snatched his P92 while throwing him.

"Scare someone with a toy!"

Bang at the big yellow duck! Two shots, all around screamed, and the big yellow duck screamed.

Yes......!