Chapter 123: Two Mentally Handicapped

Coco didn't understand until now why Leng Bingshuang hated the little beast in front of him so much.

Because the one in front of me is not a small beast at all, but an old beast, a big beast! It is a dead beast that does no evil and is shameless and obscene!

From childhood to adulthood, Coco has never seen such a shameless and shameless man! Ke Kexing's eyes were full of anger, looking at the beast in front of her, she was about to burst into flames!

The dishes are here, and the dishes are very generous!

I gulped down. After all, this meal is more than 10,000 yuan, and I have to eat at least five or six thousand to be considered my own earnings! I didn't have any scruples at all, just a binge of binge!

"Hey, Sister Leng, don't you have a VIP card for the Ninety-Five?"

While eating, Coco's faint voice sounded.

"yes. I have a VIP card that I can get 10% off. ”

Leng Bing said quietly.

"More than 10,000 yuan, it's so expensive! If you make a 9% discount, then you can save more than 1,000? Little beast, do you want Sister Leng's VIP card? ”

Coco looked at me with a smile on her face. There was a playfulness in those eyes.

Hehe!

I bit a piece of meat in my mouth and didn't speak.

"Little beast, as long as you learn to bark now, Sister Leng will give you the VIP card."

Coco continued.

I knew that this Coco and Cold Frost were not happy when they sang and harmonized, and it was really like this. The two of them changed their ways to come over and bury me.

"More than a thousand yuan want me to bend my eyebrows and bend my waist, do you think I Lin Mu is this kind of person?"

I shrugged.

"Hehe, I can't see it, you little beast is quite backbone! Well, if you slap yourself in the face, I'll give you a thousand, and if you smoke ten, I'll pay you all! 10,000 yuan, you should always be tempted! ”

Coco looked at me with my hands on my hips.

Now that she has completely fought with Leng Bingshuang, at this moment, she just wants to see me out of trouble, and only wants to take revenge on me. Money doesn't matter to them, as long as they can make me embarrassed and torture me, that's the coolest thing for them!

Think beautifully!

I ignored it.

You want me to learn how to bark!

You want me to slap myself!

I'm not so lo! This kind of thing, can such a handsome person as Lin Mu do it?

Coco and Leng Bingshuang sang and played a double reed, just to despise me, hit me, and mock me. It's a pity that I just ate calmly and didn't move!

Coco and Leng Bingshuang both felt extremely depressed when they looked at this scene. Because at this moment, they are looking at me with a helpless face!

Halfway through the meal, a beautiful waitress suddenly came to our table, bent down, and looked at us respectfully.

"Hello. That's right, we are holding an event at the Ninety-Five Restaurant, as long as you order King Crab Supreme, you can participate in the lucky draw of our restaurant to win a chance to win a free order. Do you want to participate? ”

The waiter's sweet voice came.

What the?

Lucky draw to win a free order?

I raised an eyebrow.

I can get 10,000 yuan. But it's still a little heartache in the end.

If you can get it free, it's very suitable. If you can save a little money, you can save a little money.

"Really? Then bring me an Imperial Supreme Hairy Crab! ”

I hurriedly said.

"Stupid!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, Coco and Leng Bingshuang scolded me at the same time.

"It's just a merchant's promotion. An emperor supreme costs more than 5,000! If you click, it's fifteen thousand, you get a chance to draw, but you can't draw anything! You've spent five thousand dollars more! It's just a promotional activity for merchants, and it's a flickering event! ”

Coco gave me a blank look. It looks like I feel very sorry for my IQ.

"Coco, don't remind him. A beast like him could not understand such a profound topic. ”

Leng Bingshuang said leisurely.

It's another singing and a harmony!

Hehe!

I sneered.

"I do this for my own purpose. Because I believe that I can get 100% of the chance to draw a free order! ”

actually ridiculed me for my low IQ, just kidding, no matter how low it is, it's better than a big-chested and brainless one! I have good luck skills, this free chance, I can easily draw a good one! You really think I'm stupid, I'm stupid!

"Poof!"

Who knew that when I said this, Coco and Cold Frost laughed at the same time.

"The probability of a free order chance is at least one percent, a one percent probability, why do you believe that you can draw it! You think you're the king of luck? Boast! ”

Cold Frost glared at me coldly. Then he moved to the side again. That look, that look, as if sitting with a person with a low IQ like me is completely insulting my identity! It's like I'm afraid of being infected by someone with a low IQ like me!

"I said, little beast, you don't have to pay because you don't have the money, so you put all your luck hopes on drawing a chance to get a free order! If you do this, you will only die a worse death! ”

Coco looked at me and laughed.

"Hahaha! So you two don't believe in me, I'm lucky. Well, how about we make a bet? ”

"If I can't get a free order, I know that you want to beat me for a long time, so I'll just let you beat me for three minutes, and I won't fight back no matter how I hit, and I won't dodge!"

"But if I get a free order, you also let me kiss for three minutes without moving, mouth-to-mouth, how about it?"

I shamelessly put forward my own conditions. Then he looked at Cold Frost and Coco's seductive cherry lips.

When I put forward this condition, the expressions of Cold Frost and Coco have changed. I didn't even think I would bet on it! And also put forward such a beastly, so shameless, so erotic bet!

"Shameless, me, I haven't kissed yet! This is my first kiss, don't you think! Coco glared at me.

"Sister Leng, our first kiss is still there. Leave this beast alone! ”

Coco looked at me with an angry expression. actually used this method to deceive a girl's first kiss, is this still human? Can a girl's first kiss be gambled?

Cold Frost gritted her teeth, not knowing what she was thinking.

In fact, it's not the first time she has made a bet with me, and when she first made a bet with me, her first kiss was already taken away by me!

So now when Coco mentions her first kiss, Leng Bingshuang feels like she is on fire! It was her first kiss, she had kept it for so many years, but it was snatched away by a beast!

She really wants to hit someone!

But she can't beat me at all!

Cold Frost pondered. Maybe this is the chance to clean up the little beasts? After all, you can't win a fair fight, but if you win the gambling, you can teach you a hard lesson!

"That, Coco."

"In fact, the probability of free orders this time is very low, if the little beast can't draw a free order, we can beat him hard. Come to think of it, he just said you were flat-chested, and he took away my ...... Actually, it's not just me, but even you want to hit him, right? ”

Leng Bingshuang is afraid of losing, but she wants to take revenge on me even more.

The bet I made was very negative for them.

But there is also a great temptation!

After all, this beast who invited them to dinner was so shameless and unbearable!

If you can beat it up, and still go berserk for three minutes while this one beast is motionless, who wouldn't want to!

"Yes, Sister Leng, this beast is destined to not win anyway, so let's bet with him! It's just that the only thing I'm worried about is that this beast is playing a scoundrel! When the time comes, what if he loses and pays his debts? ”

Coco also seemed to figure out something.

"In this case, dead beast, you take out your mobile phone ID and put it here with us. If you are willing to gamble and lose, we will give you your mobile phone and ID card! ”

Coco's eyes were shining, but at this moment, they were extremely clever.

I even want to use my mobile phone and ID card as collateral!

I looked at Coco, who was sly at this moment, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

This little girl still thinks how smart she is!

You're digging a hole and jumping into it yourself! But I'm afraid that I will be a scoundrel, but at the same time, this also eliminates the possibility of them playing scoundrels themselves!

"Okay, I'll give you my phone and ID card, and you can also hand over your phone and ID card to me!"

"When the time comes, we are willing to gamble and lose, and no one is allowed to cheat!"

"If I lose, I'll let you abuse me for three minutes, and I'll not move!"

"And if you lose, everyone will not move, let me kiss mouth to mouth for three minutes!"

"Let's make a bet, Tong Suo is not bullied! Willing to lose! It's a fair bet and a deal! ”

I looked smug.

Leng Bing Frost has a big chest and no brains, and his IQ is already very low! Originally, I thought that with one more person, their combined IQ would be higher!

But I didn't expect that when two mentally handicapped people got together, they would only be even more mentally retarded!

I've taken the cold first kiss and don't mind kissing her a few more times. As for this coco, it was her first kiss, if I took it away, wouldn't it be cool and crooked!

Hahaha! I can't help but want to laugh!