Shao Yaoyao no longer wants to hear anything related to Chu He, and now worships his idol Chu Xiaohe wholeheartedly!

"Make a movie, the master said that the book is not finished yet, and people refuse to sell the film copyright, so they can't make it." Aunt Liu said a word, and picked up the sugar water again, "Come, drink the sugar water and go to sleep." ”

Shao Yaoyao pursed her lips and shook her head: "Don't drink." ”

"You girl, hey, it seems that the little prince of the conch has become your demon. Nietzsche said that love is disgusting, miss, you have to think about it, how old you are, why do you still suffer from love. Aunt Liu sighed inexplicably.

Shao Yaoyao kicked the quilt: "No, I'm going to sleep!" ”

Aunt Liu didn't say anything more, shook her head and went out, and then poured the sugar water into a disposable bowl and packed it.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the Minghao Garden was silent.

Aunt Liu carried sugar water in one hand and behind her waist in the other, and began to patrol the yard. When she looked left and right and saw no one, she sneakily knocked on the fence in the corner of the courtyard.

Suddenly, an uncle climbed the fence from the outside and looked around: "Sister Liu, are you going to jump tonight?" ”

This uncle is Uncle Wang, he has a light in his eyes, and he stares at Aunt Liu without blinking.

"Jumping what? Miss is back, I can't wave it, don't come in the future, get out of here. Aunt Liu handed over the sugar water, "Eat it." ”

Uncle Wang smiled, took the sugar water and took the opportunity to touch Aunt Liu's jade hand: "Nietzsche said that love is intoxicating, and it is true." ”

"Dead ghost, get out of here, nasty!"

Longding Bay, late at night.

Chu He was originally playing erhu, but when he heard Su Muyan screaming, this guy was still live broadcasting, didn't she say that she would write a book and exercise at night?

Chu He looked over and saw that Su Muyan stepped on the chair with one foot, his face was covered with lard, and he had already entered the realm of the king of playing games.

Chu He patted the door: "Hey, don't you give birth to your little smoke meow, insist on exercising for three seconds?" ”

Su Mu didn't reply: "It's the last time, it's really the last time!" ”

"There's a stench in the air." Chu He fanned with his hand, deliberately scarering.

Su Muyan was stunned, panicked and angry: "I don't stink!" ”

Chu He snorted, go take a bath, you can stink casually.

After soaking for less than three minutes, Su Muyan hurriedly ran out, she really couldn't fall, she cared too much about body fragrance.

"I'm not broadcasting, you're so annoying!" Su Muyan scolded, went to the beach for a run, and when he was done, he came to dive and splashed Chu He in the face.

Chu He wiped his face, looked at the bulging Su Muyan and asked, "How light is Your Excellency?" ”

As soon as he mentioned light, Su Muyan came to the end, and proudly showed off: "I released it yesterday, and now I have three collections, in addition to my own collection, there are two more." ”

Oh cow pie.

"Do you want me to show you this?" Chu He proposed again, he was quite curious in his heart, what did Su Muyan write.

"No, I'm going to be on fire, just wait." Su Muyan was so arrogant that he ran into the house after taking a bath, and he didn't wipe the water.

Chu He had to follow to help her wipe herself, otherwise this guy would dare to go to the music room like this.

After tossing for a while, Su Muyan changed into a yukata, sat in the music room, and happily landed on the light station.

Chu He was looking at the back, and Su Muyan didn't care, he entered the website to read his book, but ...... Empty.

"Where's my book!" Su Muyan was stunned, and then found the letter in the station, she clicked on it and looked at it, and she was half dead of anger.

"Dear author, what should I do about the cuteness of your work coveted by a perverted brother involving sex. Affection, violence, etc., have been blocked by the website, please modify and re-upload, thank you. ”

Chu He almost died of laughter.

Su Muyan's eyes widened, her face turned red, she slapped the table, and was furious: "Damn! Dare to block me? I'm going to buy this site, I'm! ”

Chu He died of laughter directly.

Su Muyan was furious, and he was wronged again, and then glared at Chu He and shouted: "It's all your fault, you pervert!" ”

"Huh?" Chu He rubbed his chest, don't laugh to death first, come back to life.

"It's all because you peeked at me taking a bath, stole my white silk, and always fantasized about me, so the book was blocked!"

Ha?

Sister, you have to talk about your conscience!

Chu He squinted: "Could it be that you wrote these things in the book?" ”

"Can't you!"

deserves to be sealed, you are no longer tempting on the edge of 404, but plunging headlong into the abyss of 404, can't you write a clear water text? Not pure at all!

"Turn back to the shore, donor, Amitabha." Chu He clasped his hands together, and the monks did not speak yellow language.

Su Muyan scratched his hair angrily, then opened the document and started drying, about to rewrite it.

Chu He was funny and gave a suggestion: "It is best to write about the elder brother's superiority in the heroine's control article, so that readers can substitute for it." Think about it, if a girl reads your book and sees her brother so perverted, do you still want to read it? ”

Su Muyan was stunned for a moment, and said thoughtfully: "It makes sense, but writing like this doesn't suit your style, you're a pervert." ”

？？？

"You're meow...... Perverts are also divided into occasions.,You have to write that kind of layering.,For example,Brother went to cover you with a quilt at night.,How warm.,But I accidentally saw your thighs.,The air suddenly became ambiguous.,But you can only be ambiguous.,This catches the reader's eye.。 Chu He gave advice word by word.

Su Muyan's eyes lit up: "So that's the case, I understand, I want to catch the reader's Ji'er!" ”

No one will give you peace of mind.

"I'm going to write, don't stand here and disturb me." Su Muyan began to drive people away, and he was quite particular.

Chu He pursed his lips and took his leave.

This night, Su Muyan was quiet again, and Chu He didn't hear any movement until he fell asleep.

When he got up the next day, he saw that there was no one in the music room, and there was no one on the second floor, and Su Muyan was gone!

Chu He pondered for a while, ran to the gym to take a look, and couldn't help rolling his eyes at this look.

Su Muyan fell asleep on the floor of the gym, and the treadmill in front of her was still running, and it had been running all night.

You're a real cow pie!

Chu He had nothing to say, and went over to pick up Su Muyan, but Su Muyan woke up suddenly.

"Dead pervert, what do you want to do?" Su Muyan immediately clenched his chest.

"It's in the play, wake up." Chu He patted her on the head, she blinked, and immediately ran to the music room.

"I re-uploaded it last night to see how many favorites there are!" Su Muyan was excited.

As a result, there is zero collection.

Su Muyan immediately paralyzed backwards, and he had nothing to love.

Chu He couldn't help laughing: "You have to endure loneliness when writing books, how can you be so impatient." ”

"Is this the test that Heaven has put on me? It's still self-destructing. ”

"There are no cucumbers."

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