Chapter 63: The farce of hair

"Nishino, I didn't hit you. Xiaoxiao is a beautiful writer, she can't chase if she wants to, she has to be excellent in hardware and software. Lu Xin sat down on the couch, "So, you have to weigh it." β€œ

"Love is not something you can buy if you want to, everyone understands this truth. Give me some time......"

"Three years, five years, or ten years? I, Su Yu, see people quite accurately, you are a street circus clown at best, you can squander your youth at will, but we girls cannot. β€œ

"No man can be a face, and the sea cannot be measured. Su Yu and Lu Xin, you two are really emperors who are not in a hurry, but the eunuchs are in a hurry. I'm only 22 years old this year, and I don't want to rush to tie my happiness to family trivialities early. Xiaoxiao brought a big bowl of steaming egg noodles from the kitchen and came out of the hall with a smile.

"Tomato egg noodles, so fragrant! I seem to be a little hungry too-" Su Yu stepped forward and grabbed the bowl before Nishino stretched out his hand, "Thank you, smile." Then he took the chopsticks and ate them.

"What are you doing here? The noodles are not for you. Xiaoxiao's face was a little embarrassed.

"But I'm sorry to strike first." Su Yu stopped his chopsticks and smiled at Nishino, who had dirty hands, and said, "I'll eat a little bit and give it to you." β€œ

"I'm not hungry, eat as much as you like." How could Nishino eat noodles that others had eaten, although Su Yu's appearance was also very high, and he was not inferior to Xiaoxiao.

"Su Yu, you won't be testing drugs again, right? Hehe-" Lu Xin wasted no time in taking a handful of black Su Yu.

"Oh, it turns out that Sister Su Yu is interested in Nishino. Otherwise, my sister will let you go, it just so happens that I am busy during this time. β€œ

"Sister Xiaoxiao, Nishino is your friend. I'm your friend, and a friend's friend is a friend, and in the same way, I'm also a friend of Nishino. Right? Su Yu pushed the noodles to Nishino, "I know you're hungry, so don't be polite." β€œ

Nishino was so hungry that he couldn't care so much about his dirty hands, and after a while, there was not much left in a bowl of noodles, and suddenly he pinched out a hair from the noodles with his right hand and hung it in front of his eyes: "There's a hair in hereβ€”"

"No way, this hair is definitely not mine!" Su Yu leaned over, and his head almost collided with Nishino's.

"The roots of this hair are black and the tips are yellow...... Hey...... Su Yu...... Is it really your hair......" The hooded smile also approached Nishino and carefully examined the hair.

"How is it possible that your hair seems to be yellow too? Should it be yours? Su Yu shook his head.

"Xiaoxiao wore a hood, and her hair was dyed yellow for not long, yellow from beginning to end, orange yellow." Lu Xin tilted his head and leaned on the sofa, "And Su Yu's hair has been dyed yellow for half a year, and it is a little reddish in the yellow." Whose hair is it, one person cuts it down, and it will be clear if you compare it with the soup? β€œ

"The scissors are coming-" The guy from Nishino really ran to the kitchen and got a pair of scissors, "Xiaoxiao, Su Yu, don't move when you stand, I'm going to cut my hair!"

"Don't do it, we'll do it ourselves!" Xiaoxiao took a few steps back.

"Isn't it just a hair? Come on, Miss Ben will let you take advantage of it. Su Yu held his hair, "Nishino, but I want to remind you that women's hair can't be touched at will, you'd better behave." ”

Nishino held the scissors, pulled the longest hair on the top of Su Yu's head, cut it off with a "click" on his scalp, and put it on the coffee table in the living room: "Su Yu, I'm sorry, rub the oil." ”

Su Yu may have been tired of standing, so he walked straight over and sat down next to Lu Xin: "I'm not such a stingy person, some boys still scratch my scalp when I dry clean." ”

Almost at the same time, Xiaoxiao pulled out a slightly curly hair from his head and carefully placed it on the coffee table, parallel to Su Yu's hair: "Look at the shark, you can identify it now." ”

Nishino lowered his head and looked at the bright coffee table for a long time, because it was too close, five minutes passed, and he couldn't find the difference between the two hairs.

Xiaoxiao was a little impatient, and knocked lightly on the coffee table: "Is it necessary to make such a simple thing so complicated?" ”

Nishino, who was engrossed, didn't seem to react, and freed up one hand, just enough to reach Xiaoxiao's waist: "Who has a magnifying glass?" ”

"I'm not your magnifying glass. What are you touching my waist for? Xiaoxiao grabbed Nishino's wide palm.

Nishino looked sideways, and sure enough, it was his own hand smiling next to him*: "Salty pig hand, salty pig hand..... "He wanted to withdraw his hand like an electric shock.

"It's not that easy, just touch my waist and run!" Laughing, he pressed Nishino against the glass of the coffee table.

"Xiaoxiao, what are you doing? I'm ......," Nishino shouted.

"This girl warns you, if your hands and feet are not clean in the future, I will not spare you!" Xiaoxiao's foot stepped on the coffee table.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Nishino quickly apologized, "I didn't mean to touch you. ”

Su Yu on the sofa clapped his palms and laughed: "Look at the shark, you are so bold that you dare to touch the waist of the smiling water snake." Xiaoxiao has learned anti-wolf skills, and you will feel good in the future! ”

"I'm not a wolf......" Nishino didn't want to play with Xiaoxiao, and tried his best to be weak in front of the girls.

"I've heard that men who are afraid of itching are afraid of their wives...... Lu Xin, you go and scratch his armpit to verify it. Su Yu pushed Lu Xin.

"Okay." Lu Xin trotted over and scratched Nishino hard. Unexpectedly, Nishino didn't react, and he wasn't afraid of itching at all.

"Take off his shoes and scratch the palms of his feet!" Su Yu had another plan.

Nishino is in a hurry, he is the most afraid of others scratching the palms of his feet, and he can't help laughing. As soon as Su Yu said this, he subconsciously put his feet together and pressed them against the floor, and Lu Xin couldn't take off his shoes.

Xiaoxiao stomped Nishino's toes, and Nishino lifted his foot in pain. Lu Xin took the opportunity to grab her ankle, pulled her shoes and dropped them to the ground, and a smoky smell immediately spread in the air.

"Su Yu, his feet are Hong Kong feet, they stink." Lu Xin covered his nose, "I suddenly felt like I wanted to vomit." ”

"Let's do it with me-" Su Yu felt out a palm made of bamboo on the sofa, bent his waist to the back of Nishino, and desperately scratched on Nishino's stinky feet, Nishino couldn't control himself anymore, and kept laughing.

"It seems that you are still afraid of your wife." Laughing, Lu Xin said in unison.

Su Yu ...... Don't scratch...... It's ticklingβ€”" Nishino begged for mercy.

"Whose hair is in the bowl?" Su Yu raised the "bamboo palm" in his hand.

"Didn't I recognize it?"

"Do you want to study it?"

"A must."

"I'm really convinced of you, don't study it. That hair is either mine, it's smiling. Why do you need to find out? ”

"Well, yes. I can't do it if it's not clear, Su Yu. Nishino insisted on pursuing it, "Xiaoxiao, do you have a magnifying glass?" ”

"If there is, I won't give it to you. My hair is all slightly curly, the hair in the bowl is straight, don't you have long eyes? Xiaoxiao was very upset and let go of Nishino.

"I'm not sure it's ......yours either," Nishino still struggled with the yellow hair in the bowl.

"Brainless, give you a magnifying glass." Lu Xin took out a magnifying glass from the drawer of the coffee table.

"Forget it, don't look at it. Whoever has the hair, sometimes it's better to decorate it. Nishino finally figured it out, picked up the magnifying glass and put it down again, "Everything doesn't have to be a fool's errand." ”

"If you are smart, if you continue to pursue it, the three of us will kick you out of the door-" Su Yu actually knew very well in her heart that the hair strand was likely to be hers, but it was not excluded that it was a smile, because the beauty salon may not guarantee that every hair is dyed properly.

"Xiye and Sister Su Yu ate a bowl of noodles together, which is interesting. Sister Xiaoxiao may be very happy with him, although Nishino is a poor boy at the moment. "Lu Xin will accept it when he sees it.

"So, I can sleep on the floor tonight?" Nishino asked.

"It depends on what Sister Xiaoxiao means. I don't dare to make my own decisionsβ€”" Lu Xin scratched his head.

"The floor is damp and I can't sleep." Xiaoxiao yawned, "Let's all go to sleep, it's late-"

"Laugh, I want to ......" Nishino stopped when he wanted to speak.

"Big brother, do you want to sleep with Xiaoxiao?" Su Yu is a crazy girl who likes to speculate.

"No, I want to ask Su Yu to go to the balcony outside to talk?" Nishino stared at Su Yu's face, his eyes motionless.

"Me? Impossible, right? Su Yu almost didn't believe his ears.

"Really, I want to have a good talk with you." Nishino was full of interest and approached Su Yu, very seriously.

"It's almost half past eleven, I'll talk about it tomorrow." Su Yu was a little impatient, "Xiaoxiao is our best friend, you deliberately avoid her and be alone with me, I'm afraid it's inappropriate, right?" ”

"Look at the shark, I have to go to work tomorrow, and Su Yu and Lu Xin will also go out to find work. You don't want to sleep, and you don't want to take up our rest timeβ€”" smiled and gave the eviction order, "I'll go to the bathroom and wash up and sleep, Nishino, you are not allowed to peek." ”

The sound of running water in the bathroom came out, and then Su Yu and Lu Xin went back to their rooms to sleep. Nishino was lying alone on the couch with his eyes slightly closed.

The glass door of the bathroom is translucent, and through the glass, you can vaguely see the figure of smiling and taking a shower. Of course, Nishino won't get close to peep, and it's the same thing for girls to take a shower, and she is a person who has experienced a "second marriage".

Compared with Hua Loubai, Nishino is very sensible, and he tries hard to restrain his emotions: the girl's youthful carcass is certainly very attractive, but at the critical time, you can't be stupid, sell your soul, and can't let Xiaoxiao look down on yourself.