Looking at the two people in front of him, his first reaction was to be shocked, after all, a cough may be scared when he is highly nervous, let alone being tapped on the shoulder.

What followed was a burst of laughter. "What's the situation of these two creatures, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, do you want to form a group to talk about cross talk?" But after carefully observing the death, he came up with a bold idea based on his current situation.

"You two are the legendary ......"

"That's right, you're right, it's rare that we hide so deeply, and we are still discovered by you, we are like fireflies in the night, like gold in the desert, just like flowers in the creation of 1001, we can't be ignored, yes, we are...... Black and white impermanence!"

"I've got Fake! Let's not talk about your current outfit, what the hell is the creation of 1001? Is there a netherworld version? Who is Ruhua? Are you sure there is no star master? There are too many slots, I can't even say it, okay? "I felt bad at all of a sudden.

"Actually, we don't want to wear this outfit, but recently the trend of self-employment is serious, many employees of uniform processing factories have gone to start a business, and the treatment provided by the supervisor in charge of recruitment is too poor, and the lonely ghosts don't like to come, and the manpower is really insufficient, so we don't do a good job in winter work clothes, so we have to borrow a colleague's to deal with it first. The man with the horse-faced mask said aggrievedly.

"Entrepreneurship, work clothes, recruitment, is the underworld so up-to-date now? And how are you treated?"

"Normally, we are not officially established yet, or we are temporary workers, and our lives are miserable. ”

The description of the horse's face makes the death feel very novel, and the fear of the unknown in the underworld is also diluted a lot, and the conversation between them is less like a conversation between ghosts and ghosts, more like an idle conversation between friends.

"Ahem, let's get down to business, don't talk so much, let's die, we are the messengers responsible for leading you to the underworld, work number 4444, in view of your good performance in the yang world, so you have three opportunities to ask questions, we are responsible for selective answers, if you are satisfied with our answers, please give a five-star praise." "It can be seen that this ghost with a bull head hood is still very dedicated. And the death is immune to such a contradiction between him and the image.

"You can't introduce yourself until I ask a question, or you can take off your mask and hood, or I always feel like you're a bull and a horse, and your work won't be easy. ”

The two of them glanced at each other, and felt that what they said made sense, so they both took off their masks and hoods.

After the death of Simple Jian Shao, I knew that the tall and powerful Bai Wuchang, whose name was Bai 444, was not a formal employee, so he would not be given a name by the leaders of the underworld, so he could only use a labor name instead.

It is said that she originally had dark skin, and she had a skin graft surgery to turn white.

The diminutive figure is Hei Impermanence, whose name is Hei 444, and it is said that he originally had bright skin and could only bask in the sun for a hundred years, and the taste was simply painful for a ghost.

Hearing this death, I had some questions, "Why shouldn't your skin be so white, why shouldn't you be black and impermanent, why shouldn't you be black and impermanent." Black and white impermanence reacted indifferently and smiled at each other, then fell silent.

"Could it be that there are any rigid requirements in the underworld for the selection of black and white impermanence, and they deliberately chose a difficult path in order to temper their will!" Then I heard the black and white impermanence let out a complaining cry: "I'm rubbing! Oh, oh my mother! yes! Why didn't we think of it!

For this combination of living treasures and intellectual retardation, I really don't know how to evaluate the death. "Forget it, let's think about what questions to ask, it's about my future survival. He asked the first question.

"Is it possible to be reincarnated after normal death and continue to be a human being?" is very concerned about this problem of death, because although he has not done anything bad in his short life, he has not done anything earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, in case he is reincarnated into an animal, wouldn't it be /9 It's very tragic, and he feels that this life is hard enough, and he can only pin a happy life on the next life.

"This is not necessarily, although there are many new babies born in the yang world every year, but except for those who have great merits who can be directly reincarnated into a good child, the rest are those who have completed the work indicators of the underworld, have undergone many tests, and can only be reincarnated with the approval of the judge.

Moreover, the quality of reincarnation is not guaranteed, and there are many people who die shortly after birth, and this situation needs to be tested again.

Of course, some of the most heinous people do not even have the opportunity to work, and they will be suppressed and reincarnated in hell to be reformed or reincarnated as animals or plants. ”

If you are wrong, you will lose your life. "This is really reincarnation needs to be cautious, in case you work hard in the underworld, your face is black for a while when you are reincarnated, and you have a bad baby, won't it be a tragedy in this life to be repeated. "I don't expect anything from my luck.

"Is there any way to guarantee that you will definitely have a good baby, big brother ghost, you see that you are well-informed, and your face is not an ordinary ghost, I am a little budding new, I don't know anything, but I have to show the way." "One of the advantages of death is that you see people and talk about people, and you talk nonsense when you see ghosts. Anyway, you won't suffer a loss by saying a few good words, if you can really get a way to reincarnate a good baby, it will be a big profit.

"Actually, it's not impossible, it's just that it's all confidential, and it's hard to reveal. Black 444 deliberately said with a look of embarrassment, rubbing the thumb and forefinger of his left hand, looking at the death with a sly smile in his eyes.

"Oh, I know, I know, I still understand this rule. "Death habitually went to dig out his wallet, but as soon as he reached over his hand, he reacted. "Brother Ghost Mission, can you also use RMB in the underworld? Or if I ask my family to ask them to burn some dark coins for me, it will definitely be enough. ”

Bai Wuchang suddenly looked disgusted, "It's okay, if the money burned in the yang world can be used in the underworld, it would have been inflationary a long time ago, and because of the environmental pollution caused by burning paper, a large number of plants have no soil to live in, and some immortals who have learned the way of plants have complained to the underworld several times, we can't commit crimes against the wind." ”

"Hey, little brother, why are you so stupid, won't you be able to earn money in the underworld by working in the underworld in the future, just say no when the time comes. ”

I suddenly realized that these two ghosts are really calculating, this is to deprive me of my hard-earned money for future labor! People have to bow their heads under the eaves, listen to what to do first, anyway, the underworld is so big, I don't know if we can still meet, first deal with the promise to say. "Understood, big brother ghost, I will definitely work hard after I go down, and I will definitely be indispensable to honor you, what do you say is the method you are talking about?"

"There are three ways to want to be 100% reincarnated in a good family, the first is to reincarnate an immortal, some immortals who have violated the rules of heaven have been beaten into the mortal dust to temper their temperament, but because their previous identity is an immortal, the underworld is not too much, after all, maybe people will return to heaven one day, and they really can't offend them for a reincarnation quota. ”

"The second is to make a great contribution to the construction of the underworld, generally by donating a large amount of dark coins, but this method is extremely difficult, the wages and benefits of the underworld are tears, and it is estimated that you have not saved enough money to boil until ashes. "After saying this, my heart moved, could it be that there is also a limit to life in the underworld? This one has to be inquired about, don't wait until you are reincarnated and die again......

"The third is to become a regular employee of the underworld, generally mixed with the management of the underworld, you can have a vacation every five hundred years, the higher the level of the position, the longer the vacation, like the level of the judge can take a vacation for two hundred years! Generally, you can choose to rest in the underworld, or go to the heavenly realm for further study, or you can be reincarnated to go to the world to play, and when the holiday comes, you can come back to work. ”

No matter which of these three lives, I feel dissatisfied, either because it feels too long or too difficult, but now that I know the method, I finally have a direction to work towards. Giving up halfway is not a fateful personality, and fate asks a second question.

"How can I get a job in the underworld? "Men are afraid of traveling, and it's the same if this one dies, a good job will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

"You don't have to think about this kind of formal establishment for the time being, generally ghosts who have been in the underworld for a thousand years are eligible to sign up, and they have to pass the background check, in case it is you who are a traitor of some reactionary forces, it will be troublesome, for new ghosts, we generally recommend going to the ghost market to see, there are not only casual workers recruited by various businesses, sometimes even the underworld will recruit some temporary workers, like the two of us were recruited to the underworld in the ghost market.

If there is no job you like in the ghost market, you can go to the door to self-recommend, but this method generally has a low chance of success, after all, no one wants to find a ghost who does not know the details to work. ”

It seems that the difficulty of employment now is not only troublesome in the yang world, but also in the employment environment in the underworld. Well, let's take it one step at a time, I can't starve to death with hands and feet, so let's be a ghost with a positive mentality.

"Okay, let me ask the last question, why did I die at the age of 28, and now the average life expectancy is 90, why am I so miserable!"

The question of death seems to make black and white impermanence a little scrupulous, as if there is something hidden that cannot be spoken, and his face is embarrassed. Death couldn't help but be suspicious, "This question is not difficult to say, why do you look at them so hesitantly." ”

"Hey, I didn't expect you to ask this question, this matter involves the high-level of the underworld, you'd better not know, you better change the question." ”