Chapter 505 From the receding hairline to the rotten feet, they are all dark diseases (ask for subscriptions and tickets)

Thinking about this, as Li Shimin's son, the one with the most outstanding on-the-spot reaction.

Li Ke quickly found the best solution.

"The father and the queen mother misunderstood, and the sons and daughters came here, not for personal friendship, but because they were worried about the secret illness of the fourth brother, so they specially rushed to Lishan ......"

“!!!” Li Shimin and Empress Eldest Sun's faces turned white in an instant.

"You mean the blue finch has a dark disease?"

Li Shimin's face quickly became gloomy, and he directly interrupted Li Ke's words, and his tone suddenly became urgent.

"What kind of dark disease is so dangerous, what do you do in a dull way, don't you say it quickly?"

"......" Li Ke saw that his father and mother changed their faces together, and knew that these two had misunderstood.

At this moment, I didn't care whether the name of this dark disease was elegant or not, and quickly explained it simply and clearly.

"The fourth brother looked for the child, saying that his dark disease and hemorrhoids were difficult to cure, and I was afraid that only Cheng Sanlang in Chang'an City could cure it.

I specially asked the child to help make peace from it, and asked Cheng Saburo to go to Chang'an to diagnose and treat hemorrhoids. ”

“???” Li Shimin's face couldn't help but become strange, although he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it was not a dangerous and serious illness that could be handled.

But the problem is, hemorrhoids...... I don't think I've ever heard of a young person suffering from this disease, right?

Li Shimin glanced at Empress Changsun, and after hearing the name of the disease, Empress Changsun, whose expression became extremely exciting, hugged Li Mingda and took this well-behaved and lovely girl to the side.

It's a pity that Li Mingda, who is extremely curious, still asked. "Mother, what is hemorrhoids?"

"Oh, hemorrhoids, that's a ...... It's a disease that my mother doesn't understand very well. ”

Empress Eldest Sun really didn't want to describe that kind of illness, after all, it was too indecent, just like her brother's previous dark disease, the same illness as the three paths.

Li Mingda nodded suddenly. "I know, my mother hasn't studied medicine, so I don't understand, it's okay, Brother Cheng San definitely understands."

"......" Empress Eldest Sun's face darkened directly, and she reluctantly smiled and whispered.

"Good girl, it's not a good thing to inquire about the illness, shall we go to your imperial grandfather's place, and go eat his dried fish?"

"Okay, mother, let's go quickly, I miss grandpa too......"

Li Mingda's bright eyes were bent into a beautiful crescent moon, not only thinking about his grandfather, but also about dried fish.

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Cheng Chubi walked outside Tangquan Palace for half an hour and didn't dare to go back, after all, the emperor's temper is not good.

Instead of going back to the palace to clean up, it is better to wander around outside the palace and look for if you can get some game or something to try.

It's really hard work, and Cheng Chubi, who was scurrying around in the wild forest outside the palace, actually found a small hornet's nest.

Seeing the hornet's nest that was nearly a foot square, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Sure enough, if you want to eat the bee chrysalis, you have to wander to the wilderness, otherwise it will be difficult to find such a large honeycomb.

After admiring it a few times and determining the location, Cheng Chubi gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and quietly rushed back to the gate of the palace, asking the forbidden army to summon his two loyal servants to come to help.

When Cheng Laosan and the two loyal servants walked into Tangquan Palace again with a smoky appearance, they just returned to their small courtyard.

Cheng Chubi felt that something was wrong, he saw it, and saw Li Shimin staying in his small courtyard at the moment.

Cheng Chubi subconsciously turned his head and wanted to run, and then Li Shimin's scolding came. "Come back to the old man, there is something serious."

"Place, Brother Bi?" Li Ke's somewhat hesitant voice also sounded.

Cheng Chubi turned back in astonishment, only to see that Li Ke, this kid, had actually come to Lishan.

And Li Ke looked at Cheng Chubi's extremely embarrassed appearance, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Brother, you are, this is being burned by a mountain fire?"

Cheng Chubi didn't bother to pay attention to this buddy, he had to face this emperor boss with a gloomy face and a look that would break out at any time.

"Uncle, the little nephew just went to the back mountain for convenience, I didn't want to see a hornet's nest, I thought that Her Royal Highness the princess likes to eat bee chrysalis, hehe......"

Li Shimin shook his head helplessly when he saw Cheng Chubi's sneaky appearance, wanting to run and please himself.

"Okay, the old man just scared you, but next time, don't stuff any mess into my daughter's mouth."

Cheng Chubi breathed a sigh of relief, rushed forward in a hurry, and saluted Li Shimin sincerely.

"Yes, yes, my uncle really understands the righteousness, there are a lot of adults, and my little nephew really admires it...... The little nephew must pay attention next time. ”

"Come, Ke'er, tell this kid why you're here?" Li Shimin raised his chin towards Li Ke.

Li Ke said towards Cheng Chu with a serious expression. "My fourth brother has a dark disease......

"Dark disease? What a dark method, let's hear it. "Cheng Chubi is happy, God's special dark disease.

Anyone who is embarrassed to talk to others is called a dark disease, from the receding hairline to the rotten feet, these also belong to the category of dark disease.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Li Shimin's eyes that suddenly slanted after hearing his own mouth.

Cheng Chubi's face was pale, and he seemed to be a rigorous and authoritative third-way medical expert at the moment.

"It's better to explain the location and symptoms of his illness again, so that it is cheaper for me to make an accurate analysis and judgment."

"My fourth brother, huh...... He had hemorrhoids. ”

"Healed? Aren't you talking nonsense? Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke with a confused expression, this virtuous brother was afraid that he was tired and sick all the way to Lishan on horseback.

There is a scientific basis for this, and it is easy to lose nutrition by riding horses too often.

Not only can it lead to blurred vision, but it can also lead to disorganized thinking.

You must pay attention to this, this is also a very serious medical knowledge.

Li Shimin was stunned, and it took a long time to realize what this stupid boy meant. Rubbing his head with a headache.

"Ke'er means that the child of Qingque is also behind, that is, the position of Dajie has a disease."

"He's constipated too?" Cheng Chubi was almost a little bit loud, and he thought it was wrong. "You don't have hemorrhoids at a young age, do you?"

"......" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Laosan with a black line on his face, eager to kick this schadenfreude bastard boy.

But considering that he had a request for this kid, he could only resist the urge to raise his forty-two or three yard feet in the residence.

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However, he still snorted and expressed his unpleasant attitude.

"The old man asked you, can you cure it?"

Cheng Chubi hehe, since it is a problem of the next three roads, it is not a problem. raised his eyebrows very confidently, and took care of the authenticity.

"Uncle, don't worry...... Regardless of whether he has fecal secretion or hemorrhoids, even if His Royal Highness the King of Wei has two diseases together, I have cured him. ”

Hearing this, Li Shimin bowed slightly, as long as this kid dares to nod, then there is a chance that there will be no problem.

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