Chapter 126: Tang Mengmeng's upside down plan
Let go of obsessions.
Letting go is a word, and obsession is also a word.
The former is open-mindedness, and the latter is shackles.
To connect is to be open-minded and not shackled.
Lu Yu read it, but he couldn't understand this realm for the time being.
Carrying shackles on your back is sometimes not all bad.
The so-called heroes are a small group of people who dance hard with shackles on their backs.
He has a mother, no father, and the wind and snow in the north have not hammered him to death for three years, and his dog calf has frozen to death, and when he arrived in the big city of Jianghai, he has seen the world of flowers and flowers, and has seen the glory and wealth.
A man's innate ambition is completely provoked, and at this time, talking to him about open-mindedness and letting go, it is the same as persuading the roadside pink hair salon shampoo girl to cherish chastity and stay away from sex - love is a nature.
Put it down.
Fuck your uncle's down.
Why should I put it down, sir.
Lao Tzu is going to pull it.
Whoever bullies him, he bullies back.
You bite me, I gnaw you for ten years, I can't kill you in ten years, I gnaw you for a hundred years, and I have to dig your ancestral grave after a hundred years.
That's what he's thinking now.
Banditry.
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In the afternoon, Tang Mengmeng and Lu Yu were basking in the sun in the garden and tutoring English with him.
This Nizi had a bad score in the college entrance examination, but her English was not bad, and she scored more than 120 points, according to her, she wanted to study in Canada, the country of maple leaves, so she worked hard to learn English.
In line with the principle of maximizing the use of resources, Lu Yu also pulled Tang Mengmeng's strong man and asked her to help him with tutoring.
Anyway, you don't have to spend money, you don't pull it for nothing, it's really not for nothing.
Tang Mengmeng was full of interest, and she really worked hard to help Lu Yu tutor, teaching him to recognize words and correct pronunciation.
Lu Yu's hands-on ability is good, and his language learning talent can only be said to be average, to his surprise, Tang Mengmeng is very patient in teaching.
After recognizing the words with Lu Yu for two hours, Tang Mengmeng was also tired, holding her cheeks with one hand, looking at Lu Yu's silent words, motionless, the summer wind blew all over the ground, swinging her beautiful and beautiful sea, the girl's youthfulness, immaturity and beauty were completely presented, in fact, it was extremely eye-catching.
She suddenly asked, "Shichiro, I can find you if I am bullied, who are you going to go to if you are bullied?" ”
Lu Yu couldn't help but laugh and said, "Why do you suddenly ask this?" ”
Tang Mengmeng's eyes rolled: "Don't think I don't know, you're injured, it's so heavy." ”
Lu Yu glanced at her angrily: "Tang Mengmeng, if you have an intention on me, just say it, why do you peek at me to change clothes?" ”
He Lu Yu is such a smart person, he can see at a glance that Tang Mengmeng will definitely peek at him to change his clothes before he knows that he is injured.
Otherwise, with his acting skills, it would never be possible to wear a goof, at least not in front of Tang Mengmeng.
Tang Mengmeng's cheeks flushed, and she didn't hide it anymore, and said, "Oh, don't be so stingy, you have such a good figure, don't show Miss Ben that you are still reasonable?" ”
Lu Yu's face was full of black lines.
"Fuck your uncle, learn from Lao Tzu to speak and deal with Lao Tzu in turn, is this really good?"
Tang Mengmeng saw that he was not angry, and stuck out her tongue: "Oh, it's a big deal, I'll pay you, and it's five hundred if you peek once." ”
"Really?" Lu Yu said with a smile.
Tang Mengmeng nodded very seriously.
"Tang Mengmeng, I'll call you when I change my clothes in the future, you must take a few more peeks." Lu Yu said very seriously.
To be reasonable, the upper body of a big man is worth a fart of money, although there are not many shirtless men on the street, but there are also a lot.
Tang Mengmeng was so happy.
Lu Yu scolded her for saying that the brain-disabled children were much happier, so she didn't laugh, sighed, and said: "Poor Qilang, I can find you if I am bullied, but you can only carry it alone if you are bullied." ”
"Just you talk a lot." Lu Yu gave her a blank look. "You just need to know about this, don't tell you Sister Allure, do you hear it, otherwise-"
"Ahh You're coming. Miss Ben counts for you, and if you don't do it again, you're not a man. Tang Mengmeng said very seriously.
"Uh......" Lu Yu wiped his cold sweat, "Female rascal, you, die, stay away from me......"
Tang Mengmeng glanced at Lu Yu resentfully: "Hey, Qilang, when will you marry Sister Allure?" ”
"How do I know, my cheap father-in-law dislikes me for having no money, wipe ...... Don't ask me this, I will be wronged when you ask. Lu Yu cried with a sad face.
"Then let me ask you, after you marry Sister Allure, do you have any plans to accept the girl in the room, I mean the kind that can be bed." Tang Mengmeng continued.
"Uh...... Why do you ask this? ”
"Shichiro, what do you think of me?" Tang Mengmeng asked with a red face.
Lu Yu said angrily: "Rub, Tang Mengmeng, I treat you as a friend in vain, you actually have such a stinky and shameless idea to be my roommate." Believe it or not, I'll tell your dad, he'll definitely beat you to death. ”
"My dad won't, he told me to soak yours." Tang Mengmeng muttered.
"Uh...... All I can say is that your dad has such a good eye. But you still don't have this kind of thought, I'm a good man, and a good man must be loyal to his wife. Lu Yu said.
"Cut, I don't want to be your wife, besides, why are you marrying Sister Allure now, if you marry me, even if it's a roommate, my father will give you at least a billion dowry, do you believe it?"
Billion ......
Lu Yu was stunned.
He was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Tang Mengmeng, you have a father who loves you very much, this is your luck." But I, Lu Yu, am a man with a handle under my crotch, and if I really lack something, I will earn it myself. ”
"For example, betraying your **, let me peek at you and earn Miss Ben five hundred yuan?" Tang Mengmeng grinned.
Lu Yu nodded, extremely serious.
A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way.
This sentence comes from Zengguang Xianwen, an ancient Chinese children's enlightenment book.
In other words, in the opinion of the ancestors, these eight words are the truth that a little broken child wearing open crotch pants should understand.
Lu Yu also understood.
He's a gentleman, with a handle under his crotch, and the thing in his crotch is not small at all, even majestic.
Chen Daozang told him that a man can not be arrogant at the wine table, it doesn't matter, a man's temperament cannot be reflected by drinking.
But when it comes to the battlefield, you have to be domineering.
Take the head of the general in the chaos of the army.
You can ride tall horses and bright armor. I cut it with a knife, and in front of Lao Tzu, you are also a dog calf who sells his head.
This is not conceit, but the temperament that a man must have.
When you get to bed, you have to be murderous.
A real tiger man, in addition to being like a drunk mouse who dares to cut a cat with a knife, also has to be like a breeding pig that can knock over ten sows in heat.
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