Chapter 354: No matter how high the kung fu is, it is not as good as a kitchen knife
In the coma, the girl's figure kept flashing in my mind, blurry and elusive.
"Die."
I could vaguely catch a little breath, and in an instant, I shot like electricity.
At this moment, Xiahou Tianyue was looking at me quietly, but she never thought that I would wake up suddenly, and she would make a sudden move.
It can be said that everything was completely unexpected by her.
By the time Xiahou Tianyue reacted, my fist had already smashed firmly into her chest.
It's soft, but fortunately, the numbing strength on my body has not passed, otherwise, this punch can definitely knock Xiahou Tianyue out.
"Smack—"
Xiahou Tianyue reacted quickly, her face flushed, she didn't think about it, and slapped me cleanly.
I am very aggrieved, but this slap is in vain.
At this time, I can also feel that the wound has been treated, and the person is lying on the bed in the bedroom, obviously, it should be Xiahou Tianyue who saved me.
"Thank you."
My eyes fell on Xiahou Tianyue's face and said seriously.
"Don't be verbose, bring it." Xiahou Tianyue stretched out his hand directly.
I was slightly stunned, and I didn't think about it for a while.
"Huoyu, you promise me, otherwise, who will let you get in the car." Xiahou Tianyue glanced at me indifferently.
This woman is really realistic, I smiled wryly, and took out the living jade from my pocket, which was originally reserved for Bao'er, but now, it can only be given to Xiahou Tianyue.
"Well, for the sake of the living jade, you can rest a little longer, but you must leave before twelve o'clock in the evening."
Playing with the living jade, Xiahou Tianyue's face was obviously much better.
I looked up at the wall clock and was completely speechless, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, that is, I had a maximum of an hour's rest.
It's just that Xiahou Tianyue in front of him is definitely not a person who can be accommodating.
"Okay, I want to take a shower, you buy me a change of clothes, and we'll settle it."
My previous clothes were covered in blood and obviously I couldn't wear them, but now I'm covered in dirt and need to be washed.
"No problem."
Xiahou Tianyue got up and left the bedroom.
but also the Lord of Resoluteness.
There was a bathroom downstairs in the villa, and I felt behind me, and I had to admit that my body's resistance was much stronger than before.
If it were an ordinary person who had been stabbed and the wound wanted to heal, it would have taken at least a day or two, and I went from coma to consciousness, and in a short period of time, the wound in the back had already scarred.
Otherwise, it's a bit of a hassle to take a shower.
The hot water rushed to my body, making me feel excited, and the energy of the soul jade was gradually recovering.
Of course, the drug disappeared due to the stimulation of the water, so I simply sat cross-legged on the ground and slowly entered the state.
The mind is ethereal, selfless, forgetting everything.
"Someone."
Suddenly, my heart tightened, and the door of the villa was gently pushed open.
Purely from the light of the pace, I judged that the other party was a woman.
Xiahou Tianyue has just gone out, it is absolutely impossible for her, not to mention, this is Xiahou Tianyue's home, and she doesn't need to be sneaky.
"Yin Soul Jade Owner!"
My heart tightened, I could touch the woman here, and I really couldn't think of a second person besides her.
It's just that I wonder a little in my heart, with the other party's ability, I can be completely unconscious, why can I detect it?
Of course, there is also a possibility that the other party calculated that I had not recovered yet, so I relaxed my vigilance and was so unscrupulous.
Either way, I don't dare to relax in the slightest.
The other person's steps are getting lighter and lighter, tiptoeing, and if I hadn't recovered a little, I'm afraid it would have been difficult to notice.
At this time, my nerves were highly concentrated.
I thought of many ways to deal with the situation, and of course, I took the safest of them.
"Bang—"
At the moment when the bathroom door was pushed open, I came out of the cage like a tiger, exhausted all my strength, and pounced suddenly.
Impact, my way is very simple, that is, hold the other person and fight hard.
The reason is very simple, the other party is too weird to be guarded against, even if I punch it, the other party may disappear at any time, and my fist may miss completely.
Now, the way I choose, but I can catch the other party's person, as long as I catch the other party, even if she has great ability, she will not want to escape from my hands.
As for the rest of the fight, I can only do my best.
"Ahh
Inside, the limp body was pressed under me, and she let out a piercing scream, a little panicked, and a little panicked.
I was slightly stunned, but, then I was extremely cold, I was almost destroyed by her, at this time, let alone her had this kind of reaction, even if she begged me, I would not have any mercy.
"Help!"
Suddenly, the other party let out a high-pitched, piercing scream.
"Help?"
I was a little confused, with the help of the light, there was a very good-looking face in front of me, particularly durable, very delicate, after looking at it, there was an urge that people couldn't help but take a bite.
"Who are you?"
I'm not naïve, so I can naturally identify anomalies.
The girl in front of her is definitely not the owner of the Yin Soul Jade, first of all, she looks completely different, and secondly, her breath is wrong, and even if the other party can act, it is impossible to act so realistically.
"Damn it, get out of the way."
The other party blushed and was about to cry.
I blushed, got up from her in a hurry, and said in a loud voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”
At this time, I was still naked, and this time my face was lost home.
"Turn around."
The other party stomped his feet in a hurry, and his little face was particularly red.
"Oh, okay, okay." I nodded hurriedly and turned around quickly, so that I only showed my back to the other party.
"Bang—"
"Nima—"
I never thought that just when I turned around, there was a loud noise behind me, and my head hurt so much, damn girl, she actually hit my head with a big vase.
I was dizzy, but because I was so strong, I was able to hold on and turn around.
"Bang—"
Another vase hit my head, and this time, without any suspense, I fell straight to the ground.
"Scared me to death, scared me to death!"
The beautiful girl patted her chest and hurriedly dialed: "Sister, our family is a thief, come back quickly!" ”
"A thief?"
Xiahou Tianyue was shopping for clothes, and when she heard what her sister said, she was stunned for a long time before she burst out and said, "Are you sure it's a thief?" ”
"Why am I lying to you, sister, come back quickly!"
Xiahou Tianling's eyes swept over me, and then he shifted his gaze in a panic.
She thought for a moment, then took a blanket out of the bedroom and put it over me.
"Ling'er can't be that guy, right?"
Xiahou Tianyue seemed to have thought of something, and she hurriedly paid the bill and went home.
"It's not good, I'm going to wake up again."
At this time, in the villa, Xiahou Tianling had already hit me with a stick for the fourth time.
The reason is very simple, because my resistance is very strong, even if I am knocked out by Xiahou Tianling, I can wake up in the shortest time.
The first time, my body just moved, and Xiahou Tianling hurriedly found a kitchen knife, and without thinking about it, he slapped it down all of a sudden, and directly knocked me out.
With the first time, there was a second time, and a third time, and when I woke up for the fourth time, like the previous times, I was stunned again by Xiahou Tianling.
In fact, if I had been fully dressed, I would have been fine.
At least, Xiahou Tianling will tie me up with a rope, even if I wake up, there will be no threat to Xiahou Tianling.
The key is that I am naked, where could Xiahou Tianling touch my body, so she used this most brutal way to stun me again and again.
I have to admit that I am resistant and very physically strong.
If it were someone else, it is estimated that the vase would have smashed on the head, and the head would have bloomed a long time ago.
And I'm different, the vase was smashed twice in a row without bleeding, and the kitchen knife was slapped several times in a row, and the head was not broken.
It's just that the head is full of bags, and one of the knives is slapped on the face, and half of the face is almost swollen into a pig's head.
Woke up, this is the sixth time I've woken up, of course, this time I'm not stupid at all, I'm not stupid, I've been stunned five times in a row, even if it's an idiot, I know what to do.
When I first became conscious, I didn't dare to move.
Because I can clearly feel that she is not far away, and the kitchen knife is in my head, as long as I move, the kitchen knife will inevitably shoot down.
So, I was silently waiting for myself to recover gradually.
Of course, they are also waiting for an opportunity, an opportunity for the other party to relax.
It is impossible to maintain a high level of concentration all the time, there will always be times when you relax, and of course, I am also thinking about how to dodge.
"Here's your chance."
Xiahou Tianling was snorting.
I rolled to the side at a great speed.
"Bang—"
The kitchen knife is slapped horizontally.
"Male-Gobi—"
I felt the urge to cry.
With my skills, and still in the state of grasping the opportunity, I didn't dodge, and I was still hit by a kitchen knife.
I fainted again.
"Cut, little thief, let me tell you, I'm a top celebrity chef, and I can easily play with a piece of meat, let alone such a big pig's head." Staring at the people on the ground, Xiahou Tianling pursed his cherry lips and said a little triumphantly.
With that, she picked up the blanket on the floor and put it over me.
The kitchen knives are still in top condition, and she is confident in herself.
"Sister, what about the thief? Where is the thief? ”
Soon, Xiahou Tianyue rushed back.
"Sister, the little thief is here."
When she saw Xiahou Tianyue, Xiahou Tianling finally relaxed, she pointed to the goods on the ground and said proudly.
"He's my friend."
Xiahou Tianyue was completely defeated by his sister.
"Friends? Your boyfriend? ”
Xiahou Tianling looked stunned and strange.
"Ordinary friends."
Xiahou Tianyue corrected his sister's words.
"How is it possible, if it is an ordinary friend, how can you let him take a bath in our house?"
Xiahou Tianling pursed his cherry lips and didn't believe it at all.