The eldest grandson Wuji lay calmly on the couch, his ears were stunned, but the two boys were a little far away.

I couldn't hear what the hell they were muttering, but the problem was that I really didn't want to deal with that annoying Cheng Saburo.

Therefore, it is better to lie here more comfortably, just lie down, and gradually have a hint of sleepiness.

A sudden coughing sound made the eldest grandson Wuji suddenly open his eyes, turned his head to look over, and did not see the owner Li Shimin, who was familiar with the coughing sound.

I saw the eldest son, Changsun Chong, walking towards this side with a very complicated expression. "Father...... That Cheng Saburo said......"

"What did he say?" Eldest Sun Wuji sighed lightly and reluctantly smiled at Eldest Sun Chong. "But it doesn't hurt to say it."

"He said he needed to give you an anal examination, and he said that you should not be happy to let him have an examination, so let the child go and call the eldest grandson Zhongping to come over."

Eldest Sun Wuji's face changed directly. "Anal, what the hell is an anal exam?" I always feel very unsettled in my heart, mainly because the word is very weird.

"The child doesn't quite understand, probably it means, and the eldest grandson Zhongping gave you that ...... Well, about the same. ”

“…… The old man is a stool, is this necessary? "Eldest Sun Wuji's white and pure fat face is in any color at the moment.

Cheng Saburo said that you need to go through an anal examination to determine your ...... If there is a foreign body in your valley road, you have to dig ......."

Changsun Chong's brain is very good, and his memory is also good, so he roughly told Changsun Wuji about Cheng Chubi's description.

Although the eldest grandson Wuji was not happy, he could also hear that Cheng Chubi's method seemed to be really treating himself, rather than teasing himself.

"Father, the child also thinks that what Cheng Saburo said is very reasonable, so the child thinks ......"

"Alright, you can just let Zhongping come over." The eldest grandson Wuji is weak and authentic.

It's all come to this point, can you still give up halfway? I have already bare my chest and back, so I don't miss the crotch cloth this time.

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After a lot of effort, the eldest grandson Chong led the eldest grandson Zhongping over, and Cheng Chubi looked at the eldest grandson Zhongping who saluted him.

Well, the person looks dry and skinny, Cheng Chubi's gaze moved down, ouch, he is worthy of being a hero who specializes in digging out Zhao Guogong's eyes.

It seems that at least the talent is good, and he has a pair of very slender hands.

"Dare to ask Cheng Taichang, how do you need the villain to do it?"

"You wait a minute, let me ask you, do you usually keep the things you usually took out for Zhao Guogong?"

“？？？” The eldest grandson Zhongping's whole person instantly stiffened, and he looked at Cheng Sanlang with a dull gaze. God kept it, that's! as hard as a stone! What do you want to keep it for?

Cheng Sanlang's expression did not fluctuate at all, and he continued to ask with a serious attitude.

"It seems that you didn't keep them, so do you remember how wet and dry they were?"

The eldest grandson Zhong looked at his son-in-law calmly, and the eldest grandson Chong said helplessly. "Listen to Cheng Taichang's words, and say whatever you know."

"Small, the villain only knows how to say it, it's a bit like dry mud."

Cheng Chubi asked several more questions in succession, although they would make people feel uncomfortable, but they were very necessary.

And the eldest grandson Zhongping could only answer one by one. Cheng Chubi calculated the information he had gathered, and then explained a few words to Changsun Zhongping.

Eldest Sun Zhongping nodded honestly. "Okay Cheng is too often, the villain knows how to do it."

"Master, I'm bothering you to turn sideways......" The eldest grandson Zhongping knelt on one knee and was about to get started.

"Wait a minute, you can observe the situation first." Cheng Chubi patted Changsun Zhongping's shoulder and ordered.

"Don't understand? It means that you should take your eyes and take a good look at the patient's eyes to see if there is anything unusual. ”

"See if it's a serious chrysanthemum or an irregular shape, do you understand?" Cheng is tired, and the generation gap of more than 1,000 years is really not so easy to make up.

"What?!" The eldest grandson Zhongping and the eldest grandson Chong had a neat and uniform mouth and slanted eyes.

There is a strong sense of picture in my mind, and the chrysanthemums with different shapes and colorful colors begin to coincide with the eyes......

The eldest grandson Wuji reached out and grabbed the placket of the clothes he had taken off, and slowly bit it, I couldn't hear anything, I couldn't see anything......

What else can you do? Can the old man still jump up bare-chested, playing Wang Baquan and Cheng Laosan, this bastard thing, to the death?

"Well, dig in? Try to feel if there is anything unusual around you, and then stretch in......"

Cheng Chubi put on a posture of standing by, and his voice was revealed from the mask, instructing the hero on how to perform an anal examination.

"Pain, pain, pain, ......" Eldest Sun Wuji suddenly screamed, so frightened that Eldest Sun Zhongping snapped his fingers, and actually made a sound similar to pulling the cork from a bottle.

A picture flashed in Cheng Chubi's mind, in the musical dining, a waiter with elegant manners, in front of the guests, forcefully uncorked the bottle of 82-year-old Lafite, probably with an echoing sound.

Everyone in the "......" hall brushed their faces blackened, and the eldest grandson Wuji quietly covered his face with his placket.

Outside the house, the Tang Emperor couldn't hold it back at this moment, so he quickly covered his mouth and ran out from afar.

But the problem is that the anal examination can't be done halfway, but the eldest grandson hero is too ruthless, so how can he do it? To put it in detail, what should I do if it is swollen?

Therefore, Cheng Chubi could only helplessly put on the sheep intestine gloves and said.

"Well, I'll do it, alas...... This is not what Cheng wants, please bear with the eldest grandson and the ministers......"

The eldest grandson Wuji bit the placket of his clothes, his face was purple, and he couldn't imagine that he was the first person in Lingyan Pavilion.

The back cheek is like an open back garden, let people come and go, this special mother's ...... The eldest grandson Wuji, who abandoned martial arts and followed the text, couldn't help but start to speak frequently in his heart.

In the summer of the ninth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, the left guard of the Tang Dynasty, Taichang Temple Cheng, and the Taiyi Ling Cheng carried the middle finger of the sheep intestine glove, and embarked on the ancient road excavated by the ancestors and grandchildren......

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After checking the comparison, Cheng Chubi threw away the sheep intestine glove in disgust, and washed his hands with pancreas in the clean water brought by the eldest grandson Zhongping.

Only then did he glance at Changsun Chong, and then the two went straight out.

Left the eldest grandson who was still lying on his side on the couch and maintaining a pouting posture and the hero of the eldest grandson's family to clean up the aftermath.

Cheng Chubi came to the door, took off his mask, and saw that the eldest grandson Chong next to him was also greedily sniffing the fresh air.

I couldn't help but be happy, and I heard Uncle Li's voice from the side.

"How?" Li Shimin's face was not very good, he seemed to have heard the title of chrysanthemum again just now.

The important thing is that during this time, he has been drinking the chrysanthemum tea that clears the liver and brightens the eyes.

"Uncle, there is no big problem with the eldest grandson's ministry, he is just inactive for a long time, which causes the intestinal peristalsis to be too slow."

"Coupled with an unbalanced diet, this can lead to this severe stool."

"Can you cure it?" Li Shimin is more concerned about this.

Seeing the nervous and expectant expressions of Li Shimin and Changsun Chong, Cheng Chubi smiled confidently and reservedly.

"Uncle, rest assured, such a small illness can be cured without surgery or medicine."

"Really?" Eldest Sun Chong looked at Cheng Sanlang blankly, this was the first time he had dealt with the Cheng family.

So when I heard this, my first reaction was that this guy was bragging, and his face was full of disbelief.

However, Li Shimin knows very well that Cheng Laosan has a good temperament, and if he can do this, it means that he must have a way to solve the problem.

Li Shimin stroked his long beard and asked the most critical question. "If you don't take medicine or go under surgery, how can you treat this disease?"

"Of course he can, but now he has too long a stool secretion, so he needs an enema for the first treatment."

"What the hell is an enema?" Li Shimin looked confused. It's some kind of miraculous cure.

Cheng Chubi knew that Li Shimin was not willing to listen to too detailed medical explanations, so he only briefly explained the next way.

"Enema is to take the liquid used for enema and introduce it from the eldest grandson's ministry to lubricate the entire intestine ......."

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