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I don't know when the communication between people has been fragmented by various jokes on the Internet.

For example, when someone says the phrase "I'll ask you a question".

There are usually various routine answers, and they are the first to respond.

Like what.

Loved.

No money.

Not accepted.

I forgive you.

Pay the rent together next month.

New products are not discounted, and there is no member price.

I'll save my mom first, and then I'll die with you.

And so on and so forth.

As a modern youth, Li Nannan has long been familiar with this routine, and he can give eighteen answers without duplication in one minute.

But standing in front of him was Yang Xiao's turtle demon.

If you communicate in this form, regardless of whether Yang Xiao can understand the meaning of those answers, in annoyance and anger, it is most likely to break the neck of the person who grabbed the answer.

Therefore, Li Nannan didn't think about those uncharted aspects at all.

He also firmly believed that it was impossible for Yang Xiao to ask those vulgar questions.

But things change so impermanently.

Yang Xiao actually asked such a question that had been rotten for a long time.

According to Li Nannan's IQ, he had already figured it out at that moment, as long as he said "loved".

What a straightforward answer that would give you a perfect score.

But the question is-

Fuck your uncle, Yang Xiao a man, a man!

What does it mean to ask this question?

Lao Tzu Li Nannan, no one can fall in love with a man!

Especially when he saw that Yang Xiao's eyes were full of affectionate gaze, Li Nannan felt a sense of disgust emanating from the bottom of his heart.

It was so disgusting that he couldn't even do the action of retching, so he could only sit there stunned, staring at Yang Xiao's eyes, completely petrified.

"Do you love me or not?"

Yang Xiao spoke again, his tone full of urgency.

Li Nannan swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and asked rhetorically: "Do you really have short-sleeved affection and dragon impotence?" ”

"Nope."

"Then why are you asking such nonsense questions, you are still not a man?"

"It's not."

"Huh?"

For the first time in his life, Li Nannan felt that his brain was running out of juice.

He was silent again for a long time before he finally cleared up a train of thought.

That is Yang Xiao standing here, unmistakably telling him that he is not a man.

At that moment, the first thing that poured into Li Nannan's mind was what happened when he was in the ancient city of Shule, and he clearly remembered that when he doubted why Yang Xiao's kung fu was so perverted, he guessed that this demon had long lost the root of a man.

Did you really guess right?

"Li Nannan, put away your dirty thoughts."

Yang Xiao scolded viciously, and after scaring Li Nannan's heart, he immediately smiled slightly and said, "Give you a cup of tea, think about my question, and after a cup of tea, I will have an answer." I hope that your answer satisfies me. ”

After saying this, Yang Xiao turned his head and faced forward.

He stopped talking, but Li Nannan's mood was even more worried.

As for the question just now, it is obvious that no matter how much time he is given, the answer will be the same.

Yang Xiao must have understood in his heart.

Why do you still insist on letting him think about it, after getting a cup of tea, will something terrible happen?

"Unless you can go from being a man to a woman all at once."

Li Nannan was silent for a long time before he said this.

That's right, that's his attitude.

Boss Li will only love women in this life, and she is a beauty, and it is impossible to have such feelings for a man.

Regardless of whether Yang Xiao is really short-sleeved or really physically defective, it is not within the scope of Li Nannan's emotional dedication.

He was really worried that in order to survive, he simply said the word "loved", and Yang Xiao would happily take him to the place called Flame Valley.

And then、And then he didn't dare to think about it。

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated.

If Yang Xiao really did that, Li Nannan would rather die by hitting his head.

Well, this attitude is resolute enough.

But he never expected that after Yang Xiao heard his words, he actually smiled.

Laughing heartily.

With one foot, he lightly tapped the snow monster under his feet, making the monster wander forward much faster.

Winter in the Northern Hemisphere brings polar nights within the Arctic Circle.

No matter how long the polar night lasts, as long as you go south and leave the Arctic Circle, you will be able to see the existence of the day.

Li Nannan had taken a plane to the northernmost point of Siberia in the early hours of the previous night, and there he had taken an icebreaker to Crete in three hours.

Subsequently, the entire mission to capture Crete lasted a long time, but in fact it was only two or three hours.

Then get out of there on a transport ship turned into a snow monster.

According to the cage statistics, Beijing time should be eight or nine o'clock in the morning.

And the direction Yang Xiao chose to leave was definitely a straight line area with the Flame Valley sitting position.

There is a plane that Li Muchen has arranged a long time ago, take the plane directly to the inland of Huaxia, and then walk dozens of kilometers of mountain roads and return to the Flame Valley.

Therefore, along the way, Li Nannan will definitely be able to witness some special natural landscape.

It is near the Arctic Circle that there is a dividing line between day and night.

Standing there, anyone can personally feel the wonderful feeling of day in the left hand, night in the right hand, and the sun and moon in the hand.

It was precisely after the tea that Yang Xiao said that they came to the position of the dividing line between day and night.

The snow monster stopped.

Like a ship at anchor, it came to rest slightly on the sea that was still covered in night.

As far as the eye can see, there is a vast Siberian land illuminated by the sun.

Yang Xiao saw such a magical police officer for the first time, and couldn't help but take a deep breath and muttered to himself: "I have never understood why there is such a saying that the sun and the moon are the same day.

Now it seems that what the ancients said is justified after all.

Li Nannan.

Have you figured it out? ”

Yang Xiao's emotion was actually a foreshadowing for the last question.

What kind of answer can Li Nannan give, Yang Xiao is the most nervous.

She is Yang Coffin, no matter whether she looks male or female, she has only one heart and only one thought in her mind.

Once upon a time, in order to win Li Nannan's love, she tried her best to design a series of strange things.

For the sake of Li Nannan, he pretended to be a stupid Yang coffin.

For Li Nannan, like a seven or eight-year-old girl, she shouted at that scumbag uncle in her mouth, and looked at him with innocent and pure eyes.

After that, she made Zhan Xingshen plastic surgery to look like her, just to be able to have that man day and night.

She gave so much.

And he didn't know anything.

Every time he realized this, Yang Xiao felt how meaningless his efforts were.

Only by putting all the truth in front of her can she deeply understand Li Nannan's intentions.

It's important to her.

With just one sentence from Li Nannan, she could make a real choice between the thousand-year-old plan of the Flame Valley and the love that King Xuanyuan had been so desperate for.

At this moment, it is a very solemn moment for Yang Xiao.

But Li Nannan didn't know this, he only felt that Yang Xiao was a neurotic, what he had done before, so he wouldn't talk about it.

Just talk about the present.

Did he really think that after sailing forward for such a short time, and seeing the magical landscape with a clear boundary between day and night, his sexuality would change?

Don't be kidding, Yang Xiao's IQ is getting more and more incredible.

"As I said earlier, don't ask me that kind of question unless you can go from being a man to a woman all at once. You—Make me feel sick! ”

What did Boss Li say about this?

Is it a sense of righteousness and righteousness?

Is it able to highlight his fearless spirit of being a man for the sake of the standard of life, and he doesn't care about life and death.

If you change to a nymphomaniac, you will definitely be impressed by Lao Tzu's character of "rich and noble cannot be lewd, poor and lowly cannot be moved, and mighty cannot be bent".

Li Nannan admired himself, facing Yang Xiao's demon, he could say such tough words.

Soon, however, he could not get up.

I couldn't even breathe.

"Li Nannan, remember what you said, and give me an accurate answer."

Yang Xiao's words fell, and the snow monster under them activated again.

It was nothing more than a distance of a hundred meters, which was quickly traversed.

The sunlight shone obliquely from the direction of the east, which dazzled Li Nannan for a while.

When he finally got used to the presence of the light, he looked up again, and saw long black and bright hair shining in the sunlight.

The face under the long hair is so delicate and so otherworldly.

Li Nannan can conclude that if you push forward thirty years, what Sister Hong Kong, Sister Asia, Miss World, all the women who have avoided the laurels add up, and they are not as beautiful as the woman in front of them.

What's more, he still knows this woman.

"Coffin?"

Li Nannan subconsciously said the name, and then counted down the hairs all over his body, moved his body back in disbelief, and shouted loudly: "You, Yang Coffin, why are you here." What about Yang Xiao, where is Yang Xiao? ”

"I am Yang Xiao, I am also Yang Coffin, this is what you said, I changed from a man to a woman all of a sudden."

It seems that the harsh voice of sandpaper rubbing against the glass is the key to making many people regret the flaws of a peerless beauty like Yang Coffin.

Li Nannan has long been accustomed to the sound of Yang's coffin.

Even once upon a time, on the bed, he also said that this voice could make him feel different and more sour as a man.

But the problem is, it's not a sound problem at all!

Li Nannan lay on the snow monster's broad back, completely losing his ability to speak.

When he faced Yang Xiao's question of "do you love me", he guessed that this demon was not a real man.

He guessed the beginning, but not the end.

He couldn't have imagined that Yang Xiao was not a man, he was such a "no".

This is unscientific and unreasonable!

Full of shock, Yang Coffin walked gently to Li Nannan's side.

Under the instruction of King Xuanyuan, the snow monster docked in a very clever position, just on the dividing line between day and night.

Therefore, when Yang Coffin squatted down and came to Li Nannan, it was enough to make her whole person generally in the daytime, and half in the night.

Silver and jet-black hair are distinct.

The fortitude of a man and the femininity of a woman echo each other.

A "yin and yang face" that even King Xuanyuan himself had not witnessed with his own eyes was extremely clearly displayed in front of Li Nannan.

Li Nannan wanted to faint.

Would love to get rid of this indescribable inner shock.

However, just like the old saying of Aoyama.

If you faint, you can't die, and you can't hide from the budding rice field if you want to be grassy.

His physical fitness determined that he would not pass out so easily.

Naturally, you can hear Yang Xiao and ask solemnly: "Li Nannan, do you love me or not?" ”