Chapter 096: She's Inflated
In an instant, this guy was stunned!
No more crazy cool, no more hard!
His face suddenly froze, just like last night, and instantly became pitch black, how ugly it was!
Drooping his head, turning his head and looking out of the window, that is called a life without love, that is called a melancholy and sentimental, and a child daughter-in-law who has been humiliated alive!
But immediately after, his emotions became extremely excited, and he opened his voice and scolded her, "Shu Qingge, are you careful?" ”
"If you don't open a pot, you have to sprinkle salt on Lao Tzu's wound, right?"
Immediately, his expression darkened again, frowning pitifully, "Good and dignified, what are you doing mentioning that female devil to Lao Tzu?" That's a history of bitter blood and tears......"
"Speaking of which, it was four years ago! It's not Lao Tzu who bragged to you, Lao Tzu at that time was magnificent, unstoppable, and arrogant! So it's floating, waves, swelling......"
"Chivalrous and righteous, nosy, and love to intervene in everything! For a while, I lived in Huahai City! As a result, one day, I met the female devil and was besieged by a group of top masters! ”
"I remember that at that time, although her martial arts cultivation had reached the upper level of the Nirvana realm, it was rare in the Huaxia martial arts, but in the eyes of Lao Tzu, she was a rookie!"
shrugged his shoulders and pouted, "Heroes save beauty, bloody ......"
"Since then, I've come and gone! Ouch, you don't know, when we first met, the female devil was so gentle and well-behaved. I often come to Lao Tzu's residence as a guest, chat, and take the initiative to buy vegetables and cook...... Oh, she's a really good cook, and occasionally helps Lao Tzu wash his clothes......"
"In my spare time, I also talk to Lao Tzu about poetry and songs, and talk about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, which is simply a man's dream confidant!"
"If it weren't for that time, Lao Tzu had a girlfriend, and it was estimated that he would have stayed and flown with her, and now his son can play soy sauce! Therefore, seeing that the relationship is good, their Zhang family is a famous family that has always been rigorous and decent in martial arts, and they also give her some guidance in martial arts! ”
Sure enough, within three months, she broke through the Flood Desolation Realm! You must know that this is already the pinnacle of martial arts that countless people who practice martial arts, who have dreamed of with all their body and blood, and cannot step into it, which can be called the profound realm of a generation of martial arts masters! ”
"Let me tell you this, looking at Huaxia, the number of grandmasters who have reached the Flood Desolation Realm is not more than twenty people combined! After all, the small consummation realm above the desolate realm is even rarer, and the huge Chinese martial arts forest has no more than five people in half a century! ”
"As for the Great Perfection Realm, ouch, this is amazing! For more than 200 years of Chinese martial arts, there is only one 'sword god' Chen Qingdi, which is a generation of legends......"
"And then?" Although Shu Qingge was a little incomprehensible, he suddenly became interested.
"Then ......" Unexpectedly, this guy looked gloomy and even more melancholy, "and then the tigress floated, more swollen than Lao Tzu!" Since stepping on the Flood Desolation Realm, I have suddenly become hard, and I have begun to show my fox tail, and I have begun to be dissatisfied with the status quo......"
With a crying voice, "On the day of the breaking of the realm, drink with Lao Tzu to celebrate!" She...... She actually used the strength of wine to confess to Lao Tzu, saying that she wanted to marry Lao Tzu as a wife and give Lao Tzu a monkey! I also took advantage of my lack of attention, hugged Lao Tzu and kissed my mouth......"
The emotions began to get excited again, and the shame and anger were terrible, "It's a shame that Lao Tzu treats her as a friend, but in fact, she has always wanted to soak Lao Tzu and has been thinking about Lao Tzu's body." In the past, those gentleness and virtuousness were all pretended. ”
"Do you say this is like a word, is it like a word?"
"Poof......" The corners of Shu Qingge's mouth twitched, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
Looking at this bastard, that shameless face that is cheap and obedient, I really want to slap it!
Unexpectedly, this guy sighed and muttered pitifully, "Actually, at that time, it was nothing!" After all, even if she stepped on the desolate realm, what if she was thinking about taking Lao Tzu for herself? Anyway, she can't beat me, and Lao Tzu can still knock her down with one finger......"
"It's not like she can only look at me dryly, and she can't eat it!"
Then his expression darkened, and he was about to cry, "But who knows, in less than a month, Lao Tzu will be planted!" Heaven falls to hell! ”
"That female devil is even worse! You also saw it last night, how fierce and violent a dominatrix! I pressed Lao Tzu to the ground at every turn, and put a knife on my neck, forcing me to marry her......"
"What to say, even if Lao Tzu can't return to his former peak in this life, it's not that Lao Tzu won't marry!"
"There's no way, since it's planted, in front of her, Lao Tzu doesn't even have the capital to do it with her! I can't beat it, I can't scold it, I'm not as good as her! ”
"The cultivation of martial arts has always been like this, it is difficult to break through the realm and the realm, but the strength is also very different! Even if Lao Tzu's poison and hidden weapons are wholeed together, it won't work at all, so I can only run, run, and shout 'Heroine don't want it'......"
"And then?" Shu Qingge asked cautiously again.
"It's a fluke, I didn't let her succeed...... Chen Feiyang said with a wry smile, "But two years ago, Lao Tzu went to South China to get married, but he didn't pay attention and met her again!" ”
Suddenly looked afraid, "Who knows, she is even more fierce than before, without saying a word, she will go to the hotel to open a room!" ”
"That night, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's luck and escape, he would still be able to be your bodyguard now? I guess I'm busy mixing milk powder for my son......"
shrugged his shoulders again, "As a result, who knows, I met again in Shudu, and I actually accepted her nephew as an apprentice by mistake!" ”
"You said last night, how could Lao Tzu run away without pulling his legs?"
So, Shu Qingge couldn't cry or laugh completely!
I don't know whether to comfort him or despise him!
However, unexpectedly, after being silent for a long time, Chen Feiyang smiled helplessly, his voice choked, "Actually, to be honest, I, Chen Feiyang, am not a fool, how can I not understand her affection?" ”
"I also know that since almost ninety percent of my martial arts cultivation was abolished, in the past three years, although she has never said it, she has actually lived a more miserable life than me!"
"As far as I know, in the past three years, she has also paid too much for me! Behind my back, I have been secretly asking around about the whereabouts of the 'Sword God' Chen Qingdi, just to beg him to continue the eight veins of the Qi Sutra for me......"
"I don't know how many tears she secretly shed behind her back in the past three years!"
"Even at the beginning, she had gone to the capital alone with hatred five times, regardless of life and death, and went to the femme fatale woman with a long sword on her back, wanting to fight her to the death! But how can she be the opponent of that femme fatale? ”
"Five encounters, all of them failed within three moves! But the only thing that is puzzling is that the femme fatale did not embarrass her......"