Chapter 66: Spanish Flies
Seeing a scene that shouldn't be seen, I can't laugh anymore: now the editor-in-chief is so interested in Nishino, which is a very dangerous signal.
"This is definitely not true, and the editor-in-chief is unlikely to fall in love with Nishino. No, it won't ......" smiled and said to himself, comforting himself.
"Xiaoxiao, I didn't lie to you. The editor-in-chief is not ordinarily good to Nishino, and when he rubs the oil stains on him, he ...... with affection, "Huaxiong took the opportunity to sow discord."
"Hanao, don't say it. I'm annoyed. Xiaoxiao covered his ears, not wanting to listen to Hua Xiong.
"Men chase women, next mountain; Woman chasing man, compartment paper...... I see, Nishino is teasing you. Hanao chattered.
"We just know each other."
"Acquaintance? I went to elementary school, can you fool me? Whoever makes us laugh and laugh and get angry, I want him to have a hard time! β
"If you don't start, where does it hurt?"
"So, I have a chance?" Hanao, who was walking side by side, was ecstatic, turned to Xiaoxiao's eyes, and rubbed his hands vigorously.
"You big bear, go to the side and cool off." Xiaoxiao pushed Hua Xiong away, "Aunt Ben disdains to walk with a dog, you are just a dog of Chief Hu," and then walked away like the wind.
"Hey, I said what's wrong with you? Aren't you just an assistant? Hanao's self-esteem was hurt a little bit.
Looking at the shadow of Xiaoxiao gradually moving away, he was stunned, and froze in place, his hand turned from palm to claw, "Xiye, you beggar!" I'm not done with youβ"
"Brother Hua, who are you not getting along with?" Howard came over with a stack of papers.
"Little Dezi, I'm hard...... That beautiful girl was lukewarm to me, and just now she scolded me for being a dog. Hanao rested his head on Howard's shoulder.
"Disgusting to you, this is the company. The way you look, my colleagues still think I'm Gay......" Howard raised his hand and moved Flower's cockscomb head away.
"You're just going to let me lean in, okay? I'm hurt. Hua Xiong leaned back again.
"A big man, he doesn't do real things, he thinks about picking up girls all day long, and it's normal to get a little injured." Howard's hand was holding the cockscomb head, and he didn't let Hua Xiong get close to his shoulder again, "Where are you hurt?" β
"Here, hereβ" Hanao tapped a finger twice at the place of his heart.
"Haha, I thought it was a big deal, I couldn't die, and you weren't sad once or twice." Howard smiled and patted the document on his chest.
"Obviously, I met Long Xiaoxiao first, but I want to jump out of a Nishino."
"Brother Hua, love does not come first and last come."
"Who do you think is more handsome, me or Nishino?"
"Shuai has a hairy use, and in the end he was not eaten by a pawn. Being handsome is no longer the highest standard for today's girls to choose a mate, but soft power, you know? β
"Are you talking about money? There is no shortage of money in my family. β
"There's no shortage of money, you're here to eat dry rice in Shengyi?"
"I came to Shengyi for only one purpose, and that is for Long Xiaoxiao."
"You can't fool anyone, and you can't fool me. Haven't you always thought about Editor-in-Chief Hu, will this become a dragon smile again? β
"Editor-in-Chief Hu is too violent, and the leftover women who are all running to the third are not as good as laughing."
"You, you strange one. From the first day Xiaoxiao came to the company to apply, your soul was taken away by her. β
"Everyone has a love for beauty. I, Hua Xiong, am no exception. β
"Do you understand Xiaoxiao's family?"
"Unheard ......"
"You know what type of guys she likes?"
"I don't know ......"
"Where does she live now?"
"I don't know ......"
"Pull it down, you don't know anything about Xiaoxiao, why do you pursue her?"
"I have a heart. How much do I love you, you ask? My love is also deep, and my love is really ......" Hua Xiong hummed "The Moon Represents My Heart" softly.
"I don't have time to talk to you, the editor-in-chief is waiting for me in the officeβ" Howard looked at his watch impatiently.
"Hmph, even you ignore me. Go, goβ" Hana-o's face grimaced.
"See you in the evening." Howard raised the document in Young's hand.
was humiliated by Xiaoxiao, and Hua Xiong was very unhappy.
Hua Xiong wanted to come and make a fire - yesterday he stole the script and was severely reprimanded by Hu Qunzi, obediently lay on the floor and did 200 push-ups, and turned into a dog and crawled around the office 100 times.
"Hu Qunzi, I have been with you for two or three years, and there is no credit and hard work, and there is no hard work and hard work." Hanao loosened the tie knot, "Since you like Nishino and don't like me anymore, then I'll fulfill the two of you!" β
Suddenly, a fly landed on Hua Xiong's cockscomb, Hua Xiong waved his hand, and the fly ran away again. After a while, it flew back and circled around him, and it was useless for Hua Xiong to catch up a few times, and the fly disturbed him.
Hanao sprang up in the aisles of the company, and the flies chased after him. The flower male didn't move, and the flies didn't move, as if they were deliberately playing hide and seek with him.
Unconsciously arrived at Xiaoxiao's office, he glanced inside, and there was no one. He knew that he was bored with nothing to do, so he entered the elevator without saying a word, and he wanted to go to the ground to blow the wind.
Hua Xiong arrived downstairs in the company, and twenty meters away, a long-haired man who looked like a doctor beckoned to him: "Pretty boy, with a sad face, you must have encountered something unhappy." β
"I'm out of love." Hanao's gaze was glazed.
"Can you tell me about it? Maybe I can help you. The man's unimaginable enthusiasm handed Hua Xiong a soft China.
"Thanks, I'm not a smoker."
"Afraid I'll be poisoned?"
"It's not. Do you have poison? β
"What's the use of poison if you want it. That's against the law. β
"My girlfriend is going to get along with another man soon, and I want to kill myself by taking poison."
"Young man, I've got Spanish flies here......"
"Flies? Spanish flies running to Guangzhou? β
"Well, you don't know. This Spanish fly is a kind of *, very useful! β
"Is it that amazing? You're a charlatan, you're a cheater. β
"Little brother, this medicine has been tried...... However, I would like to warn you that ingestion of cantharidin, the hormone of the Spanish fly, comes with all sorts of tragic consequences, such as severe damage to the mucous membranes, bleeding, permanent kidney damage...... The half-lethal dose of cantharidin is about 0.5mg/kg, and only 10mg ingestion can be fatal. β
"It's so scary, I still don't want it. Is there anything else? β
"Yes. The nasal spray type new drug PT-141, which is popular abroad, is very simple to use, spray it on the opponent's nose, and the results are immediate. β
"How much is a bottle?"
"It's not much, it's 800 for a bottle, buy one get one free. If you really want it, just give 680. β
"Deal!" Hua Xiong gave the money and went to the company building in good spirits.
Back in his office, Hana-o looked at the little turtle drawn on the table, and sat in a daze until it was almost time to get off work.
He was about to get up, and Nishino came in: "Minister Hua, Editor-in-Chief Hu said that he wants you to prepare dinner, we have to work overtime tonight, three servings, remember." β
"Okay, let's do it now." Hua Xiong's heart is so happy, the opportunity has finally come......
It was almost ten o'clock, Hua Xiong tore off the trademark of the medicine bottle, carried it in his arms, and went to Hu Qunzi's office, only to see Nishino and Hu Qunzi yawning together, looking very tired.
Hua Xiong couldn't wait to take out the medicine and put it in front of Hu Qunzi's eyes, "Sister leader, you can try it, it's good to refresh." β
Hu Qunzi held the bottle and looked at it for a long time, and only understood the words PT-141: "It's a medicine with three points of poison, how about you try the effect first." β
"I tried it and it worked really well. It can also cure colds and cure all diseases. "Hanao is in good spirits.
"I want you to try it on the spot, do you hear?" Hu Qunzi said in a commanding tone.
Suddenly, Nishino's mobile phone rang, it was Hua Loubai calling, he was arrested by the security boy, and asked Nishino to hurry up and go to the security brigade to rescue him.
"Editor-in-chief, something happened to a friend of mine, I'll go first." Nishino hung up the phone.
"Go ahead." Hu Qunzi nodded and allowed it.
As soon as Nishino went out, Hanao knew that he had committed a crime: he had become a test subject of *, what if he was really smart?
"Hurry up." Hu Qunzi urged.
There was no way, Hua Xiong took the medicine bottle and sprayed it on his nose, and it was too bad, in less than three minutes, Hua Xiong's face was red and tired.
Hua Xiong seemed to smell a faint smell of lemonade and chili water, and in order not to make the editor-in-chief suspicious, he turned the medicine bottle a few times: "Sister leader, this medicine is really good." β
"Then you spray more?" Hu Qunzi replied casually, without raising his eyelids.
The pepper water stimulation was so strong that Hanao couldn't help but let out a loud sneeze "Ah-cut-", and the sound was very loud.
"Do you have a cold?" Hu Qunzi was shocked from his seat by Hanao's sneezing.
"No?" Hanao hurriedly covered his nose with one hand.
"Oh, that Spanish fly looks like it can cure a cold. Will you squirt again? The group walked up to Hua Xiong, and as soon as he bent down, he found two lines of clear snot hanging under Hua Xiong's nose.
At the same time, she also smelled the smell of chili water and lemonade, and thought: Damn Hua Xiong, it is better to fool me with chili water.
"Hua Xiong, you have a bad cold, huh? I'll squirt you. Taking advantage of Hanao's relaxation, the group snatched the "Spanish Fly" from his hand, shook the medicine bottle, and quickly sprayed Hanao's face several times until there was no "potion".
Hu Qunzi then returned to his place and sat down, pretending to continue reviewing the script on the table.
"It's spicy to me, Sister Leader-" Hana-oho shouted as he covered his eyes, "My eyes-"
"Wouldn't it? Spanish flies are so powerfulβ"