Nasty uncle

In a word, I drank too much and overslept.

Zhou Fan was so angry that he paced back and forth at the door of the operating room, and went in for more than half an hour, why didn't he come out yet?

Obviously, it is a minor operation, and there are many people who do conization, and the success rate is almost 100%, but it is inevitable that I am a little worried.

After waiting for another half an hour, the Shixuan brothers came out of the elevator without hurrying, and they were indeed drowsy, and Shilang was even more funny, he actually buttoned his shirt wrongly.

"What's up with you? What about Hong Yu? Shirou asked, yawning and rubbing his eyes.

Zhou Fan hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, took a few steps back, frowned and pointed to Shilang's shirt and said, "The button is wrong, have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?" It stinks."

Seeing that he also sighed twice, and sniffed it himself, Zhou Fan almost fainted, he was really speechless.

Men also have to pay attention to details, how can this guy be sloppy than Hong Yu, no matter what, Hong Yu also brushed his teeth and washed his face before going out, much better than him.

"Forgot"

Served! Admire the five-body throw! How did Naika put up with his sloppiness?

After sitting down and waiting for a while, the door of the operating room opened, pushed out a bed from inside, and shouted "Zhou Liyun's family"

"In"

The three of them went over together and surrounded her, Zhou Fan looked at Zhou Liyun and hurriedly called her, "Shixuan's mother"

"Mom"

"Mom"

Shi Xuan used to be a doctor, so he naturally knew how to take care of it, so he followed the nurses and entered the elevator.

"I'll get the report in a week, and there's ......"

The doctor in green clothes explained, gave a few simple instructions, and when he arrived at the ward, several people held the patient flat and put him on the bed, and then left the ward after looking at the hanging bottle for a while.

"It's all said it's a minor operation, don't you believe it"

It is estimated that it is possible that the anesthesia has not dissipated, and Shixuan's mother has kept her eyes open, not speaking, occasionally moving, or nodding.

It turned out that the middle-aged woman was a nurse, and she didn't say a word, she just sat and watched, with nothing on her face, and she looked very cold.

"Where's Naka?"

"Who knows?"

Who knows! It's his wife, and it's too disappointing for him to say such things.

"You haven't answered me yet, where is Hong Yu going?"

From a distance of one meter, you can smell his bad breath, and I can't help but secretly suffocate to death, step back a little, cling to the wall and saying, "If there's something, send me here and leave"

Shi Xuan checked everything, glared at Shi Lang and said, "You go wash it!" stinks to death" and then glanced at Zhou Fan again, motioning for her to go out.

The two walked out of the ward, stood at the end of the corridor and looked out the window, Shi Xuan took out a small box from his pocket, handed it to Zhou Fan and said, "Contraceptive pills, one pill a day, you can't take it during menstruation"

Zhou Fan was puzzled and blushed, hurriedly put it in his pocket, looked back at no one, and hurriedly asked, "How do you know that I want to buy this?" ”

"Not many men like to wear condoms, I am also a man, so I naturally understand Hong Yu"

No wonder Hong Yu said every day that he forgot to buy a condom, and after getting it for a long time, he didn't like to wear a condom.

"Every time I have a married life, he puts a pillow under my thigh, what kind of strange behavior is this?" Zhou Fan took the opportunity to ask.

Shi Xuan suddenly looked up at Zhou Fan and looked straight for a few seconds, before he reacted and replied, "This, it's nothing, maybe I'm afraid you're tired."

This kind of behavior is to promote pregnancy, if you catch up with the dangerous period, it is easy to get her pregnant, what is Hong Yu doing? Wouldn't it be that you still want to have children? Isn't it enough to have children and daughters?

"One more question"

"You say"

"I am sometimes in a bad mood and act impulsively, do I need to take antineurological drugs anymore?"

Shixuan thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and said, "Wait a minute, I'll ask the expert and hear what he has to say."

The phone was connected, but no one answered, so Shixuan had to say, "Maybe he's busy, let's talk about it!" I'll get back in touch with people."

"It's when I'm angry, I want to vent it, if I don't vent it, I will be very uncomfortable, and my behavior is also very irritable, especially when I heard Hong Yu scolding my family, and when a child said I was crazy, one was knocked out by me, and the other I almost blinded him"

Shi Xuan, who listened to it, was dumbfounded, and walked into some and asked, "Do you usually show irritability?" ”

Zhou Fan shook his head and said, "No."

Seeing that he was also confused, Zhou Fan raised his wrist and glanced at the time, it was noon, why hadn't Hong Yu come yet?

"You two surnamed Zhou, you can't distinguish between me, a person with a foreign surname"

Both of them had an extra hand on their shoulders, which was a little wet, but it tasted much better.

"What are you talking about?" Shirou asked with a smile.

"I didn't talk about anything, by the way, can you brothers let your mother live for a few more years, you have never had children, you have never married, what are you doing?" Zhou Fan put his hands in his trouser pockets and put on a posture that I am the boss and you both have to listen to me.

It seems that this is a sensitive topic, especially Shixuan, who directly avoided saying that "there is no suitable person, I would rather not get married"

"What do you want children for? When you are old and live in a nursing home, a group of old men and old ladies play Tai Chi and sing songs, isn't it good? It's you, you don't usually need to bring the triplets, but your uncle and aunt are tired! ”

"It's alright! There are many people in the family, I want to take it, but I don't want to bring it, my mother said, the children see me like they see a monster, that is so scared that they don't even dare to breathe."

The Shixuan brothers smiled very happily, as if their mother had undergone surgery and there was nothing wrong at all, and they were not in a hurry to worry, but they couldn't relax themselves.

"Remember, when we went to Beijing to see you, the triplets' arms were about the same as my fingers, I thought, it's over, these children, may die, this is not the case, life is much stronger than I thought, and then I thought about it, too, I don't look at who got the seed, of course the vitality is strong."

Shixuan and Zhou Fan glanced at each other, and then each raised his foot and kicked over, Shilang couldn't dodge in time, and was kicked twice in one go, and the pain was even screaming.

"Bang Dang"

There was a sound, and the three of them looked at the staircase at the same time, and saw a teenager's lunch box falling on the stairs and spilling food.

"By the way, when are you going to get married?"

"June 16, it's almost time" Zhou Fan rubbed his eyes and took a closer look at the downstairs outside, as if he saw an acquaintance.

"Today is the first day of the new year, that is, there are fifteen days left, and the cultivation has finally come to fruition" Shi Xuan sighed, looking up at the ceiling.

Yes! The children are several years old, the wedding has not yet been held, and the parents have always wanted to marry themselves, now it's okay, they got their wish!

"What are you doing with me? I'll let you go! ”

A loud shout startled Zhou Fan, and when he looked back at the stairs, he found that the young man was talking to the air, and he was the kind with great mood swings, staring at his eyes and clenching his fists tightly.

"You're not my mother, my mother is dead, you go!"

The three of them looked at each other for a moment, then they all showed surprised expressions, and together they went down the stairs to where the young man was, and stopped two steps away from him.

"Hey, boy, who are you talking to?" Shirou asked, with his hands in his pockets.

The young man raised his finger and pointed to the opposite side of himself and said, "Look, this crazy woman has been following me, and she said that it was my mother, and my mother died a long time ago."

Neurotic bar! Who's there? I didn't even see a shadow.

"No one!"

Zhou Fan and the three of them glanced at each other again, they were all confused, and they couldn't figure out the situation, what was going on?

"Woo......"

There was a sound of a dog barking, Zhou Fan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly looked down, and saw his dog rushing up, looking very sad, obviously very energetic dog, was almost made into a donkey by his uncle, too poor wolf.

"Phantom wolf" Zhou Fan exclaimed, he was excited.

"Uh......h Woo......"

The wolf dog continued to bark wildly, and stopped at the edge of a stall of food, why didn't it go forward, Zhou Fan looked at it in wonder, according to its previous behavior, it would definitely come towards him, what happened today? Is it because there are so many people, and they are all living people?

"Your dog," Shixuan asked, pointing.

"Yes, I was mad at my uncle's hair."

After the dog whined for a while, Zhou Fan snapped his fingers at it, and the dog immediately lost its voice, staring at a pair of dark eyes, holding the hairless tail back and forth, still grinning.

Zhou Fan went down the stairs from the edge of the stairs, but as soon as he stepped on the edge of the stairs, he suddenly felt that his feet slipped and he almost fell.

"Woo......"

He saw a shadow pass by as fast as lightning, and then there was a scream, very poignant and hoarse.

Bad thing, the wolf bites.

Sure enough, the young man was bitten by the wolf, and no matter how the young man shook his legs, the wolf just wouldn't let go.

"Shixuan, take off your leash and give it to me" Zhou Fan was anxious, knowing what it was like to be bitten by a dog.

Shi Xuan untied the leash in two or two, handed it to Zhou Fan and said, "Hurry up, has your dog been vaccinated?" ”

Vaccination, no, there is a dog in the countryside, and no one has been vaccinated.

A leash was pumped on the dog, the dog was in pain, and immediately let go of his mouth, whining on the ground, Zhou Fan raised his foot and stepped on the dog's head, controlling the dog.

Shi Xuan stepped forward to hurriedly examine the wound, and saw several deep holes, which began to bubble blood.

"Hurry up and get the emergency room and get the rabies vaccine, why are you still stupid?"

Zhou Fan was so anxious that he secretly scolded himself that he shouldn't bring the dog, and if he didn't bring it, he would ......

That's not right! It doesn't know the way, how did it get here? The person downstairs just now should be an uncle, right, the dog came up, what about the others?

"Let's go to the emergency room first, can you do it yourself here?" Shixuan asked uneasily.

"It's okay, you guys go quickly"

A leash was put around the dog's neck, and Zhou Fan didn't dare to let go, for fear that it would rush out and bite again, and that would be the end.

The young man didn't have any big reaction, and followed the Shixuan brothers with an expressionless face, his eyes were sloppy like a fool, and he didn't have the abnormal behavior just now.

Things are quite strange and weird, in broad daylight, why did You suddenly bite the young man, instead of Shixuan or Shilang?

Just when I was confused, the phone rang suddenly, and I took out my phone and looked at it, it was my uncle calling.

"Uncle, the wolf has bitten," Zhou Fan hurriedly shouted.

"This dead dog is going to piss me off, the shit is all over the house, and it just got to the hospital and it disappeared, why did it bite? Where are you? ”

"North Courtyard Staircase"

Zhou Fan hurriedly hung up the phone, squatted down and stroked his dog, he really didn't know what to do with it?

There was a sound of going up the stairs, Zhou Fan looked at the staircase, and at the same time, a cool breeze hit, and the wolf, which had been quiet, bared his teeth and grinned a few times.

"Are you stupid? It's my uncle" Zhou Fan was angry enough, and directly slapped it on the head and scolded.

The dog barked a few more times, and suddenly sprang up violently, making an attacking stance.

There was no one above the staircase, but why did the dog bark?

"Xiao Fan, Xiao Fan"

"Hey, uncle, I'm here"

Zhou Fan was very relieved by his uncle's arrival, seeing that he was sweating and holding an iron chain in his hand, he gasped and said, "How did you do it?" Why is this so messy? ”

Meals were everywhere, and there were vegetable leaves, splashed everywhere, and on the clean stairs, it was a mess.

"Just now, a teenager fell off, talking to the air, and then later, the wolf came up, and it was a burst of barking at the boy, and then it got out of control, it actually bit the boy, Shixuan took someone to bandage and get a rabies vaccine"

The dog continued to bark, and Zhou Fan really didn't know what to do? took the chain and tied the wolf, and pulled the chain tightly and didn't dare to relax.

Zhou Fang has already seen the power of dogs, he doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, barks blindly, and the dog's excrement makes the house everywhere, not only he can't stand it, but the neighbors are complaining, and someone has already found the neighborhood committee.

What's crazy about this? What's the point of screaming into the air?

"Shut up, call again, and make you into a dog meat hot pot"

The dog seemed to understand, drooped its head, and stopped barking, Zhou Fan looked at its hair, and his anger came up again.

"If its hair is shaved, can it not be sad? That's good, its daughter-in-law definitely doesn't want it anymore."

"It still has a daughter-in-law?"

Zhou Fang pointed to the dog who had made himself miserable, and he couldn't wait to make it into a hot pot now.

"My dog is handsome and mighty, how can I not have a daughter-in-law? This hair has been shaved and turned into a little donkey, and its daughter-in-law must have remarried."

Zhou Fang is speechless, the thing that screams blindly in the middle of the night, it still has a daughter-in-law! So he asked, "Does it have children?" ”

"Yes, there are seven children in one litter, and there are sons and daughters, and Uncle Ma's house lives in Hexi."

"Then it can be made into a hot pot, irresponsible, married a daughter-in-law, and let the daughter-in-law lead the child to live in her mother's house. The child and his grandfather and grandmother were tired enough, and the money spent could be packed in a sack, and he ran around blindly. ”

Listening to his uncle's words, Zhou Fan's eyes rolled around, reminiscing about the meaning, thinking about it, he felt that his uncle was very annoying, and he scolded himself for being stupid, just like the tiger girl of Uncle Ma's family is a virtue, she died in her mother's house and didn't leave, and she ate and drank!