Chapter 004 How handsome guys are made
Lin Yang was very reluctant to leave like this, thinking that something more profound should happen between them, but it didn't seem to be, except for an ugly snake, there was no colorful spark. This is an interesting story, but the ending seems a little bleak, in fact, it can be more meaningful, we can let it go with the flow, don't control, why control!
We can think of it as a pet development game, electronic pet chickens or something, feed some water every day, sprinkle two grains of food, and then you will breed a lot of baby chickens!
Hehe! Neuropathy!
Syllable!
Gave himself a mouth, go to his damn fairy tales, the stories in fairy tales are all deceiving children. Let's face the harsh reality!
The fierce momentum of this group of people, could it be the friends she just said? This is the way of greeting from that continent, are they about to drag her down the mountain from the side path, so obscene that no one will find out? Kidnap!.
Although Lin Yang is honest, he is not a fool, our honest people's IQ is not necessarily zero, do you still need to think about such an obvious criminal behavior?
"Hey! What do you do? ”
These people consciously surrounded her, just put on a desperate posture, and at first glance they were organized and disciplined, but the other men in sunglasses didn't speak, only the man with glasses who grabbed her looked at Lin Yang and said:
"Hey! , little brother, we are not bad people, we are her friends who came to pick her up. ”
Lie to children! Do you think I'm a big fool! It's better not to speak, you're obviously insulting me bluntly and explicitly, okay!
When she was caught, she seemed to shake her head very hard, and her mouth that wanted to speak was tightly covered by the glasses man. Even if she didn't do this, Lin Yang still thought so, he was very convinced that his judgment was correct, and these people must have coerced her to kidnap her.
The man with glasses who spoke was not tall, in his 40s, thin and thin, like a monkey, and his chin was pointed like a small shovel hoeing the ground, still pointed. Unlike other people's sunglasses, he wears a pair of gold-rimmed myopic glasses straddling an olecranon-like nose.
There is no curved mouth, like a toad more like a snake, with two small black mustaches, there are not a few that are not stunned, if there are no such mustaches, it is difficult for others to judge his gender. So even if they are ugly, they have to be given special care, a face like a snake spirit, looking extremely cunning, if there is a snake spirit like a figure, it will be perfect.
Monster don't go, return grandpa! No, no! It should be, the youkai stop, let go of that girl!
Lin Yang didn't want to listen to his quibbles, and he couldn't hear what he was talking about, what he cared about was the safety of the girls they coerced, even if he was tightly surrounded by those men and stared at by so many pairs of eyes, his heart was sour.
Besides, he seemed to notice her faint cry for help, even if there was no sound, Lin Yang really heard it.
Are you testing my IQ? Since it's a friend, why are you covering your mouth and pinching your shoulders, is this obviously a kidnapping! It's definitely kidnapping, and in this harmonious little mountain village, there has never been such a thing as kidnapping, especially in front of him, so there is no reason for you to succeed.
Lin Yang couldn't wait to run a few steps, blocking the path where a group of people wanted to go down the mountain. Stretch out your arms and shout categorically:
"Don't go, you leave her behind!"
Lin Yang's upright face and fearless actions made this group of people have to stop and laugh at him.
The man with glasses handed her over to the two men in sunglasses next to her to grab, and the strange thing was that she didn't struggle and scream, and she was still very obedient.
He was not in a hurry, he walked to the front of the team nonchalantly, like looking at a monster, staring at the triangular eyes hidden behind the gold wire glasses, looking up and down, left and right, eager to dismantle Lin Yang into eight pieces, cut them into slices, and put them under the microscope for nanometer and nanometer analysis, no matter how he analyzed, he would not be regarded as an obstacle from his heart.
"In the mountains? … Child? ”
He spoke sharply, bleating like a suckling lamb, and the sharp trills made the people who heard it itch all over their bodies, as if they had genital warts, and they wanted to scratch it, but they didn't know which inch of skin the itching came from.
Lin Yang nodded stupidly, pursed his lips vigorously and tried his best to restrain himself from laughing.
"Hmm!"
The man with glasses smiled disdainfully!
"Do you know what we're doing?"
Lin Yang shook his head, with a silly childish expression, and he was even more arrogant.
Just saying it is not enough to show his ignorance, the man with glasses rolled up his sleeves, and raised his fist in front of Lin Yang very angrily, originally wanted to show off his skinny arm with a black and white pattern on the "big cat", he thought that in this way, it would scare away the ignorant and honest mountain bear child in front of him, the frog at the bottom of the well, let you see if you are afraid of the big tiger!
"We are ......."
"Bang...!"
Lin Yang couldn't bear it anymore, the sound of his speech was even more unbearable than scratching the soles of his feet with a feather duster. Like a little squirrel crawling into the crotch of your pants and greeting your little bald head with a big tail, the chicken feathers you eat are stuck in your throat and can't be swallowed, it's so fucking itchy.
Probably, at the moment when the man with glasses was proud, the moment he raised his arm to reveal the big flower cat, the Venus shot randomly in front of him, the fire tree silver flower, the fireworks on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve! It's beautiful!
Bang Dang!
After a sound, he fell on his back unprepared, fell motionless at the feet of a group of people, came too suddenly, lay too rigidly, had no new ideas, and was eliminated!
When all the sunglasses men in the back, including the girl, were still stupidly stunned, Lin Yang crossed the cobra spirit man lying on the ground.
"Bang... Bang...! ”
The two men in sunglasses who grabbed her fell, and the glasses lenses on one of their eyes were cobwebs, and they were lying in a creative and perfect large font, looking very professional and very individual. In other big sunglasses, they are still pretending to be confused.
Lin Yang picked up the girl, he didn't care if it was a bear hug or a princess hug, to be honest, he really didn't understand the difference between these two hugging methods, he thought that he was the best at Han Bing's hug. With one hand around his waist and the other on her legs, she disappeared into the woods on the hillside by the lake.
The whole process is smooth, clean and neat, faster than lightning, more wonderful than a tiger pounced, and like a rabbit kicking an eagle, a mouse playing a cat.
He doesn't admit that he's a rat, and he doesn't have a good impression of the kind of guy who only steals! But this group of people is definitely cats, a group of big-faced cats who can't catch mice.
Every hill in this big mountain, including the flowers and plants here, is very familiar, and I don't know how many times I have to step on them every day when I used to collect medicine.
However, the deeper he ran into this dense wood, the more strange he felt, as if he had never been here before.
Although she didn't struggle at the beginning, she tore Lin Yang's collar with a very far-fetched hand, and she didn't act very submissive, but she never resisted.
Lin Yang was anxious to get out of this forest as soon as possible and detour back to the main road of the mountain pass. I was afraid that the people behind me would catch up, so I didn't dare to stop, and she got heavier and heavier in her arms, and almost fell down a few times, and finally stumbled to him and barely stood against a tree.
Fortunately, she put her two hands around his neck in time to help him control the balance of his body, she may have been frightened, Lin Yang could feel the rapid heartbeat of her nestled in front of her chest. Like a chick that has just jumped out of a bird's nest learning to fly, fluttering.
The more anxious I got out of the woods, the more boundless the woods were. He didn't know how many times he walked back and forth in the woods, the light in the woods became dimmer and dimmer, and the dense trunks gradually blended into the surroundings, turning into boundless darkness.
Lin Yang's vision began to blur, dragging his tired body and running non-stop, accidentally tripping over the mountain vines under his feet, it was a very common thing, getting up and continuing to walk, until now it was impossible to have the strength to run, until she pressed heavily on his lying body, and her two hands were still holding his neck.
Her hands became so strong that he could not breathe, and he tried with all the strength he had to get her hands away from her neck, and strangely enough, she lay quietly on his chest as if she were asleep, breathing more and more evenly, and her heartbeat becoming more and more steady.
Lin Yang finally breathed smoothly, and took a few deep breaths of air, and the humid breath was mixed with the musty smell of not seeing the sun for a long time. This is also a unique smell in this primeval forest, just like the body fragrance on the girl's body, a unique taste.
Even if Lin Yang is tired to death, he still loses his true character as a man, and wants to relive her beautiful appearance when she first met through the misty night. It's a pity that there is no moonlight in the woods, otherwise it would be so pleasant to watch the beautiful women sleep under the moon...!
Lewd and lustful, it happened that there was a beautiful woman's cool and smooth body lying on him, a little impulse physiologically, and a little physical reaction, it should be understandable!
"Ahh …… Snake"
She screamed! Quickly crawled away from Lin Yang's body, curled up, sat down against a tree, and shouted in a trembling voice.
Lin Yang landed out of the ethereal nothingness without knowing what was wrong, hurriedly got up, and looked around intently for the snake he was talking about.
It was pitch black all around, and she could only see her own arms and her white upper body, where could she see something as small as a snake!
"Snake ...... Snake...... The snake is there."
"Where is it?"
"Where!"
"Don't come here, the snake is ...... on you!"
"On me? I ?...... on me How can I have ...... in me Snake......! ”
The stupid Lin Yang seems to understand, completely understand! It's just that he can still pat his pants shamelessly.
"Don't... Fear! Snake...... Snake...... Snakes! …… By...... I ran away. ”
She definitely didn't notice that the hot breath on Lin Yang's head and the exhaustion of her whole body were instantly driven out of the clouds by this embarrassing misunderstanding just now. The heart ape is like a horse, the dog jumps over the wall, and the spirit snake comes out of the hole. Embarrassed snake, why do you keep pestering us.
The more embarrassed she was, the more eager she was to show herself, eager to atone for her sins, and the white-faced Lin Yang grabbed her arm.
"I'll carry you! Let's get out of this wood! ”
This time she didn't comply, or he felt that Lin Yang was dangerous, so he pulled back his arm vigorously, with a very wary tone.
"No, you don't! I can walk on my own."