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Liu Yixue was angry when she heard my words, and said, "Shi Xiaoren, I don't care who you do it with, but how did you promise me yesterday?" ”

"But you control yourself, don't you?"

I said, "But Yang Nianqing is also my girlfriend, how can you count her and the dust woman together?" ”

"You! You're a strong word! You told me that you took leave to talk about business with people, how did you talk about women in bed? ”

"Of course you have to go to bed, do you still want me to sleep on the ground?"

"Won't you go home and sleep?"

When I heard Liu Yixue say the word "go home", I felt that the softest part of my heart was touched.

How do you interpret the word home? In the dictionary, the first meaning is: the dependents who live together and where they live.

There is no doubt that Liu Yixue has subtly changed the relationship between the two of us in her heart, although she still calls me and drinks, and despite how much she hates me, she has actually admitted me as a boyfriend.

Like when I'm cooking. She'd sneak up on the kitchen door and look at me, didn't someone say? Men who can cook are the most attractive; For example, as soon as I went out of the corridor last night, Liu Yixue would throw the car keys to me from upstairs, and then scold me for not even knowing how to take the car keys.

Maybe these two little things are insignificant, but life is made up of these little things.

And when a couple can't always maintain the passion at the beginning, it's impossible for anyone to be really tired of another person for a lifetime, even if it's me and my goddess Liu Yixue.

In fact, the so-called love, in my opinion, is that after this passion is exhausted, two people are still willing to bear all kinds of pressure brought by life together, which is called love.

And Liu Yixue and I don't seem to enjoy the passion yet, so we are directly running for the seven-year itch, isn't the order wrong...... No, I have to find a way to be passionate with Liu Yixue now, and then stop the itching. But I confirm that the relationship between me and Liu Yixue is called love, not passion.

"Hey! Are you deaf? Still dumb, huh? Why don't you speak? "Liu Yixue listened to me and didn't speak. He shouted at me on the other end of the phone. Wood madness.

Maybe my heart was touched by the word "go home" in Liu Yixue's mouth, and at this moment I gave up talking to her. I said honestly: "Actually, I didn't have sex with Yang Nianqing last night, but I can't go home, I'm too late to go home, it's time to wake you up." There's only a quilt at home, and I can't sleep on the sofa. When I get everything done in the past few days and pass Aunt Xue's pass, won't we be able to get tired of being together every day? ”

Liu Yixue snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, I don't want to be tired of being with you!" Go home tonight and cook me braised pork, I still have to eat a large plate of chicken, do you hear? ”

I said, "Why do you eat so lavishly in your girl's family?" Don't lose weight? ”

"What's wrong with the arrogance? I went for a morning run this morning! Exercise like this every day. Naturally, you'll lose weight, what about you? Did you do your morning exercise this morning? ”

"I drank too much last night, so I woke up and called you to report. Okay, then I'll make you braised pork tonight, and a large plate of chicken! ”

......

After making the phone call with the Snow Goddess, I washed up and walked out of the door, and when I passed by the room, I heard the people in the next room making the cry of a charming woman, and the man was really in the best state in the morning.

Damn it. I was slammed by Yang Nianqing last night, and I couldn't get angry.

During the day, the bar is very quiet, except for the sweeping and cleaning of the floor and the front desk of the bar, not even a waiter can be seen.

After I went to the front desk and checked out, I happened to see Lin Mai.

Lin Mai had a wicked smile on his face when he saw me, and as soon as I saw this kid's smile, I knew what he wanted to ask.

Sure enough, he opened his mouth and asked, "Brother-in-law, where is my sister?" ”

I said, "Your sister is home, do you still need to ask?" ”

"Brother-in-law is missing, is my sister still on it? The two of you are dry firewood, and when you touch each other, you will definitely burn a spark out;reads;! ”

I gave this brother-in-law a headache, so I jokingly said, "Sparks? Spark, your sister, if you talk nonsense, I'll cremate you directly! If you don't believe me, call your sister now and ask where she is. ”

"Huh? You two don't have that, huh? Oh, brother-in-law, why didn't you seize such a good opportunity yesterday? Lin Mai looked regretful.

Damn, what kind of brother are you? I just want your sister to snap with me?

I said, "If there is an opportunity, why does it have to be yesterday?" I'm not going to die today. ”

"Haha, that's exactly what I said. I just don't think it's easy for you two, you can still pick up your feelings after four years. ”

"As long as you have feelings, you can pick them up for many years, but what I'm afraid of is that I don't have feelings. I have a deep relationship with your sister. ”

Lin Mai said with a smile: "Brother-in-law educates. That brother-in-law... Are you busy right now? ”

I looked at my brother-in-law and said, "Busy but not busy, what are you going to do?" ”

Lin Mai said with some excitement: "If you are not busy, can you teach me a few tricks?" ”

I touched my chin and said, "It's not impossible to teach you a few tricks, but what do you want to learn?" Tai chi? Wing Chun? Muay Thai? You have to have basic skills to learn everything. ”

Lin Mai patted his chest and said, "Brother-in-law, you are too underestimate me!" Sanda, taekwondo, I've learned them all, don't believe you ask my sister. ”

I waved my hand at him and motioned for him not to continue, and I said, "The basics, it's not how beautiful your routines are. Just like the most basic thing for a calligrapher is that he must be able to write, at least a singer can sing without going out of tune, which is the most basic. And the most basic martial arts, let me ask you, can you squat for two hours with a horse step? ”

Lin Mai opened his mouth wide and asked, "How long?" ”

I asked again, "You can do six thousand push-ups in one breath... Forget it, I'll give you a half-fold, can you make three thousand? ”

"Many... How many reads;!? Listening to these two figures, Lin Mai couldn't say anything about it.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's called the basics." Your basic skills are not solid, strength, endurance, and even your lower game is not stable, how can you practice well? ”

Lin Mai hung his head and asked, "Then how long will it take me to practice these basic skills?" ”

"This is all accumulated over the years, and everything cannot be achieved overnight, especially martial arts. Your strength should be pretty good, right? I remember the last time we did it, you were brute force and nothing else. ”

Maybe saying this in front of outsiders Lin Mai made Lin Mai feel faceless, Lin Mai blushed and pulled my arm upstairs, and said, "Brother-in-law, you give me some face, don't say this about me in front of outsiders, let's go upstairs and say." ”

I wiped, I was stunned and let Lin Mai drag me to the roof, to the top of the building, I looked at the time, and said: "It's eleven o'clock, I'll only teach you until half past eleven, I have something to do later." ”

"Cheng, you just need to teach me one and a half moves."

Under Lin Mai's entanglement, I taught him a few tricks to grapple, because Lin Mai's basic skills are very poor, almost nothing, and street fights can deal with two or three thugs, so other essences must not be able to teach him, I can only pick what I think is the most mechanical grappling and hand it to him.

At half past eleven, I was about to leave, Lin Mai said: "Hey, brother-in-law, your capture is different from what is written in martial arts, isn't it all about twisting and dislocating people's arms in martial arts, and they can be recovered immediately?" ”

"Alas, brother-in-law, I'm not suitable to teach you, you better find a cliff."

"Huh? Why? ”

"Find a cliff to jump on, and you may fall into a cave where a master lives in seclusion, and if you're lucky, you'll be able to cross it. You go and learn dragon claw hands from the Shaolin abbot. ”

Lin Mai smiled and said, "Hehe, brother-in-law, I don't mean anything else, I don't have any doubts about your skills." ”

I pretended to be forced to say to Lin Mai what Uncle Jiang once said to me: "Lin Mai, you remember, real kung fu is used to kill people, not to save people. ”

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