"I'm a dirt bun."

"Can you hit all five of you?"

The five sons looked at Jerry Chen stupidly, can they still be?

If it was before, when the five bodyguards were still there, they must have laughed one after another, laughing at the soil buns in front of them as worthy of being the lower riba people from the countryside, what age, what society, what kind of place is here, it's just funny.

But now they couldn't laugh, and their faces were very ugly.

Absolutely!

Even the five bodyguards were beaten down and didn't know if they were alive and dead, how could their five sons and brothers be each other's opponents.

Not to mention that one fights five, they have five more clones, and they can't kill each other.

"Silence? That means acquiescence. ”

Jerry Chen smiled slightly, then stretched out his hand in Wang Daoying's stunned and frightened gaze, and slapped him directly on his emaciated face.

"You"

Before the words fell, his face hurt, and his body, which was directly slapped by Jerry Chen, spun twice in place, and then sat down on the ground.

Ah, the woman next to Wang Daoying screamed.

"You dare to beat Wang Gongzi, you, you ......"

"You dirt...... Boy, you're crazy, do you know who he is? ”

"Do you know who his dad is? Do you know who his grandfather is? How dare you hit him!! ”

Luo Gongzi didn't speak, and the other three Gongzi brothers were stunned and said loudly, one more excited than the other.

Obviously, the rabbit died and the fox was sad, and the other party could beat Wang Daoying, so couldn't he beat them?

"Who is he, how do you know about this dirt bun?"

Jerry Chen laughed, grinning exaggeratedly, one hand was still behind his head, and he looked like an honest and honest bun.

But with spare, his right hand came out from the back of his head and raised it!!

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This slap landed on Wang Dafei's fat face, and suddenly the nosebleed sprayed wildly, or it rotated at 360 degrees and sprayed wildly, like a goddess scattering flowers.

"Ah, I learned a hand in this dirt bun again, it turns out that patting him and patting him, the feel is different, the former is a little diaphragm, the latter is soft, and it is quite comfortable to shoot."

Jerry Chen stretched out his finger and pointed at Wang Daoying and then at Wang Dafei, with an expression of suddenly discovering the truth in the world, and suddenly said.

No one is a fool, and the remaining three sons and brothers all know that he is deliberately pretending to be "stupid", but at this moment, no one dares to speak.

beat Wang Daoying and Wang Dafei in a row, so that the three of them understood that the soil buns in front of them really dared to hit them, and their barrier, the so-called four princes, did not have any deterrent power in the eyes of the other party at all.

It shouldn't be, it can't be, it's not like that......

A lot of thoughts are turning in their minds, and the identity card that was invincible in the past is not working at all at this moment, which makes the three of them feel at a loss, and they don't know how to be sluggish.

They were stupid, but Jerry Chen was not stupid, his hand was raised again, and he said with a 'honest' smile: "My dirt bun, I'm trying the feel of the three of you." ”

After saying that, the slap fell.

Two snaps slapped Wang Dazhi and Wang Junlai out.

"Wait a minute!!"

Just when Jerry Chen raised his slap and was about to land on Luo Gongzi's face with a "smile", this guy finally changed his complexion, and he no longer had that arrogant and lazy look, his face was blue and white for a while, as if he had opened a dye room, which was extremely ugly.

Jerry Chen's raised slap paused in the air, looking at him with "curiosity".

Luo Gongzi breathed a sigh of relief, barely squeezed out a smile, and said, "I'll give you ......"

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As soon as his words began, Jerry Chen's slap that paused in the air had already fallen, and the slap flew out of his mouth.

"Ahh

Jerry Chen looked at his right hand, then looked at Luo Gongzi who fell to the ground with a confused expression, and touched the back of his head to sweep the embarrassment.

Mao didn't pay attention, Luo Gongzi's face turned red, his eyes stared at Chen Jerry, and his heart was extremely angry.

Fools know that the other party deliberately hit him, and he is not a fool, how can he not know!!

"Or ...... it else"

Jerry Chen walked over, smiled and hugged his hands, looked at the other party who fell to the ground condescendingly, and said with a smile: "You repeat what you just said, my dirt bun promises not to beat you this time." ”

Luo Gongzi gritted his teeth, his face was resentful, but he didn't say a word, just stared at Jerry Chen.

Jerry Chen looked dazed, squatted down, stretched out his right hand and pinched his right cheek, pulled, twisted, and said, "It won't be stupid, right?" We in the village deal with people who suddenly lose their minds and go crazy and make stupid mistakes, and they all pee. You can rest assured, a bottle of urine will be poured down, and it will be good for you to keep it. ”

Urine!? Pee!?

Hearing this, Luo Gongzi's face turned pale now, thinking that he would be the prince of the imperial capital, if he was poured urine.

Even if he pokes the other party to ashes in the future, this shame will definitely accompany him for the rest of his life and become a laughing stock in the circle of princes of the imperial capital.

"Don't ...... Don't mess around!!! ”

Luo Gongzi spoke, not daring to pretend to be silent, and used silence to fight. He didn't know if the other party really dared to pee on him, but he didn't dare to bet.

"Don't worry, you should have heard the story of Fan Jinzhongju, after all, I have heard all the dirt buns, and your eldest son must have heard of it. At that time, Fan Jinzhong was crazy, and his father-in-law stuffed a handful of cow feces into his mouth and swallowed it, which cured his madness in one fell swoop. ”

Jerry Chen explained seriously.

God's special Fan Jinzhongju, God's special cow.

Luo Gongzi hurriedly said: "Wrong. "Fan Jinzhongju" is a satire created by the Qing Dynasty scholar Wu Jingzi, excerpted from "The Outer History of Confucianism", which uses absurd and exaggerated techniques to portray the image of the people who are overjoyed and crazy in the imperial examination, and the spicy satire of the official-oriented thinking of good officials and good profits in the society at that time and the dark characteristics of society.

That is, it is an absurd story created by the family, not reality. So in reality...... Those things can't cure diseases. ”

He is really not a person who does not learn and does not know how to learn, at least Jerry Chen only knows the story of "Fan Jinzhongju", but he doesn't know where Fan Jinzhongju is excerpted and which writer wrote it.

I was a little surprised, but I still smiled honestly and said, "Ah, I didn't expect you to know a lot, but I don't know this dirt bun." ”

Listening to what he wasn't talking about, Luo Gongzi really breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he glanced around, there was a lot of movement here, and there were many spectators around.

If it is really poured into those things, it will not be able to cover up at all in the imperial capital, a city with developed consultation.

He said as he thought about how to deal with it in his mind; "I don't dare to say much, my major is ancient Chinese. In fact, it's not just me, Wang Daoying is a language genius, he can speak English, French, German, Western and Japanese, Wang Dazhi can not only drive, but also drive tanks, helicopters, ships, and modify cars, Wang Junlai is very accomplished in finance, and has earned hundreds of millions of ...... just by trading stocks in recent years."