Chapter 37: The Female Man
Between the green mountains and green waters, a waterfall flows straight down, and the sound of gurgling water echoes in the valley.
Here, it is not the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, nor is it the fiefdom of the Monkey King, but the one-acre and three-point land of the flower buds, which is the nine caves of Panlong Mountain.
Here, it should be a place of scenic spots, but it has become a concentration of bandits, which can be described as a mixture of dragons and snakes.
There are two ancient buildings next to the waterfall, one is seven stories high and the other is three stories high, the seven-story building is convenient for bandits to use for sentry, and the three-story building is convenient for dwelling, in short, it has many uses.
Panlong Mountain is warm in winter and cool in summer, with a pleasant climate, it is a good place to live, but unfortunately it has become a den of bandits.
Nine caves have a cave in the sky, nine holes are connected, there are underground rivers, stalagmites and so on in the hole, the terrain inside is complex, the shape is like a labyrinth, it is easy to hide.
Panlong Mountain is high and steep, and the unique terrain makes it have a tendency to be a husband and a man.
"Ergou, you are a waste, you can't even look at a horse, what's the use of raising you?"
In the spacious and unconventional hole, a woman with a whip in her hand wanders around the hole, reprimanding the brother who is not doing well.
The man kneeling on the ground lowered his head, lay on the ground with his hands, and said, "Ben Xiao...... Ben Night is a loose horse...... Mustang, confess the Lord...... It's hard to tame, hasn't the king's ass been swollen in the past two days? ”
"Fuck you!" The woman stopped, turned around and glared at the kneeling man, "Old lady, this is called sea buttocks, didn't your mother tell you?" ”
The fierce woman was not old at all, about eighteen or nineteen years old, her long black and bright hair was tied with cloth, loose and casual, one-third of her face was covered by hair, and two-thirds of her exposure was extremely stunning.
The girl has a long neck, beautiful bones, a soft face, a full forehead, deep eye sockets, lips that are not inverted or convex, and the proportions of the facial features are coordinated, giving people just the right sense of comfort.
This temperamental beauty is the flower bud, she is the sky here, the king here.
She has a plump figure, her words and deeds are casual, and she has the taste of a female man everywhere, so stunning, mature and charming, it is difficult for people to associate her with a thief.
But she is a thief, and she is a thief, she will not reason with you, she will rob if she doesn't agree, and the one who robs is the rich one.
There is no reason to talk about it here, in her words: Reason with a thief, my brain is in water, I am a thief, how can a thief survive if he doesn't rob him, who can afford to raise an old lady.
Ergou still lowered his head: "My mother doesn't know a single word." ”
"Fuck you, it's terrible to be uneducated!" Hua Bud walked up to the kneeling man and sat on his back, "No matter what method you use, if you can't find Ben Xiao, the old lady will ride you as a horse, understand?" ”
"Understood."
Ergou understands, but his body is sitting on the king, and he can't get up!
The flower bud seemed to forget that it was not a human who was sitting, but a dog, and urged: "Do you understand that you still want to leave?" ”
"King, I am under a lot of pressure from your hips!" Ergou is helpless and innocent.
"Small ass, malnourished." The bud slapped the man's buttocks, and then stood up straight.
The man walked a few steps on his stomach before he got up and ran.
But the direction of running is not right, and when I run to the tiger skin chair, I know that I am dizzy and can't find the north.
"I'll go!" With a displeased face, the bud kicked up his right foot, eager to kick the second dog.
"The King of the Mountain is so majestic!"
At this moment, a sweet voice sounded in the cave.
"If you don't leave the door, you can sneak around," Hua Bud twisted her waist and turned around and whipped at the top of the cave, "The snitch is the snitch." ”
The snitch in Hua Bud's mouth is none other than the water spirit.
Shui Ling dodged the ruthless whip and flew down, looking at the flower buds without blushing or panting: "How can a thief have a reason to go out of the door, is it difficult for bandits to report the news first when they rob people?" ”
Bandits, like snitches, will not be stupid enough to notify the target of the robbery before they start, otherwise they will starve to death and will not be able to mix at all.
"Little Nizi, I want to steal my mother's horse again." The bud withdrew the whip and pinched it in her hand.
"Old woman, what do you call your horse, is it good to snatch it?" The water spirit laughed badly.
"The one who snatched it was also the old lady's."
"Grandma Na stole it and it was mine."
The snitch and the bandit are really unreasonable, the two beauties are right, that is the public saying that the public is reasonable, the mother-in-law is reasonable, and the thieves are together.
"My bud is unreasonable enough, I can't imagine that you are even more unreasonable."
"A thief is unreasonable, but if he is reasonable, he is not a thief."
"Although we are all thieves, we still have differences."
"A thief is a thief, and there is a difference, it's funny!"
"I'm a thief, you're a thief."
"Whether you rob or steal, you are all thieves."
"At least I'm more upright than you."
At this time, Shui Ling was stunned, and had to admit that Hua Bud could speak well, and pursed her lips and smiled: "The bandit woman said one thing at a time, and she robbed people and grabbed knowledge." ”
"What's the matter, I'm too knowledgeable!" Hua Lei smiled, "In the future, follow the old lady, and the second position will be yours." ”
"I'm an unfettered goose."
Shui Ling is accustomed to living alone, and is also used to fooling large sums of money, cheating some emotional expenses, and is even more accustomed to patronizing other people's homes at night, so he has practiced an otherworldly light skill.
"Lone thief, no one collects the body if it hangs up." The bud shook her head and sighed.
"Don't talk nonsense, what's the matter with the horses you stole?" Shui Ling didn't want to go around in circles with the flower buds anymore and went straight to the point, which was the purpose of her patronage of the Nine Caves.
"Don't mention it, that beast can't be tamed if you don't get oil and salt!" Speaking of Ben Xiao, Hua Bud touched her buttocks, "It hurts to fall on the old lady's buttocks." ”
"Aren't you a sea butt?"
"It hurts!"
"Since the horse is not in the bandits' den, my aunt and grandmother will not accompany me, goodbye." After finishing speaking, the water spirit dodged and rushed towards the cave, and his body was extremely fast.
"If you don't go out of the door, it's really a thief." Bud muttered, stepped out of the cave, and told the brothers to come down the mountain and make sure to find the escaped bloody horse.
The horse is running on the grass, very docile, no longer the wild horse that ran rampant before, it has found its master, and is waiting for its master?
Qian Duo rode on horseback, facing the whirring autumn wind, refreshed, and happy.
The cold heart is not to see how arrogant the money is, seeing his demented appearance, he is angry, and what is even more angry is that this guy conquered the horse with a word, and he spent a lot of effort to not please him, not only failed to tame the horse, but also fell his butt hurt.
Chu Xingqiao was just the opposite of Leng Xin, looking at Qian Duo on a horse galloping with a spring breeze, and found that his shit luck was so good, the horse that he couldn't tame, he conquered it with just a word, and he really had a fate with the horse.
When Qian Wanqian heard the sound, he found that the manor was in a mess, and it was not the flowers and trees and the injured servants who were distressed, but the gold!
Knowing that it was a horse that caused the trouble, and his son conquered it, he thought that he had bought a horse, and when he thought about it, his heart was more comfortable.
Qian Duo ran a few laps of the horse, and when he saw his father and the seven mothers coming, he hurriedly dismounted to greet him.
Qian Wanqian pulled his son aside and looked at him with a serious face: "It's time for you to know the secret of Nirvana Villa." ”