Chapter 311: Boy Pee

Zhang Liao replied exaggeratedly: "That's not it, even if it's half an immortal, it's just a little worse, so it's not in the immortal class." He shook his head regretfully, but then changed to a smiling face, poking his little face here.

As soon as his fingers touched his pink and tender face, the ginseng doll opened its big mouth and bit Zhang Liao's fingers.

"Oops!" Zhang Liao, who was in pain, screamed, but fortunately, the hand holding the pigtail of the ginseng doll did not let go because of the pain.

"Little thing, dare to bite me." poked this action, which was no longer able to satisfy Zhang Liao at this time, so he simply started directly and began to pinch his face.

This feel can't be too cool, and the child's skin is really the best.

"Alright, alright, stop playing yet." Chen Le said that he also reached out and pinched his face, and as soon as his hand touched the doll's face, a slight sigh came out of his mouth.

"Wow~"

They looked at Zhang Liao with a strange light, and each other's eyes were exchanging their thoughts at the moment, and the two didn't say a word.

Zhang Liao first glanced at Chen Le, then tilted his head and pointed at the little doll, as if to say, "How is it, isn't it good." ”

Chen Le nodded unusually calmly, "Well, it's good." ”

As soon as the eyes were exchanged, the big palms of the two covered the little doll's face in unison.

It's simply the claws of two demons, here to recklessly squeeze the wealth of the common people.

"Babble, babble!" The ginseng doll saw the two dark palms, and let out a little frightened cry here, and the little face, which was still pink, was now pinched red by these two people.

"Whew, cool!" Chen Le was the first to leave, and that hand was reluctant to pinch the little face of the ginseng doll again.

The little doll opened her mouth and wanted to bite him, but unfortunately she was too small and her neck was too short, so Chen Le escaped.

"That's not it, this kind of little thing, if it really becomes an immortal, can still be played by us like this." The smiling eyes were staring at the little doll in his hand, and at the same time he gently touched the tip of his nose with his fingers, as if to tell him that I was talking to you.

"By the way, then why didn't he become an immortal, could it be because he is a ginseng?"

"No, no, because of the lack of opportunities." Zhang Liao pretended to be mysterious, and also shook the ginseng doll in his hand with his hand.

"Opportunity? What is it? Chen Le was in the fog of what Zhang Liao said, and asked with a frown, he was really puzzled, and he still needed an opportunity to become an immortal.

Zhang Liao saw Chen Le's worried appearance, and he was a little proud in his heart, "This kind of spiritual creature, of course, needs an opportunity to become an immortal, otherwise how can you fly into the sky and become an immortal, don't you say?" ”

"There is some truth to that." He pursed his lips and nodded in agreement, but he was still thinking about the question just now.

"A person who has attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven, you should have heard of this thing." Looking at Chen Le's helpless sad face, he had no choice but to give him a good guide here, who let this be the lord of his own family.

"Yes."

"It's almost a bit similar to this, and this kind of wild way, if you want to ascend to heaven, you can only rely on yourself." also took a meaningful look at this little doll, which looked tender and tender, but now it fell into his hands, "Or it is possible to be directly taken by any immortal and brought to heaven." ”

Chen Le was suddenly stunned for a moment after hearing this, and his brain began to run rapidly, thinking to himself, "Could it be that this Sun Yuantong wants to take him to the heavenly court?" Let him ascend to immortality? ”

Staring at this little doll tossing blindly in Zhang Liao, his brain quickly made up a picture that couldn't be too beautiful.

He and Sun Yuantong are dating in his video game city, and this little doll is wandering around in the video game city, and he has to keep an eye on this little ghost all the time if he wants to do some small actions.

"But the possibility of the second one is extremely low, you can't always hope that a god will come down to earth to bring you to heaven every day."

"I don't have any strength and highlights, why do people say that they will take you, is it difficult or the Jade Emperor?" Zhang Liao said excitedly, raised his arms high, and pointed straight to the sky.

"Alas, sure enough, if people are not good, it is useless to know many people." Chen Le shook his head and sighed after hearing this.

His eyes also fell on the ginseng doll, "Then this little doll, we should also take it back and hand it over." ”

I felt relieved, as if the burden on my shoulders was gone in an instant, my whole shoulder could be moved, and my whole person ushered in spring, I could run, jump, and do beautiful roundhouse kicks.

"No." Zhang Liao bowed his head and agreed, and then Chen Le climbed down from the tree, but Zhang Liao was much easier, just float down, and it didn't take half an effort.

When the ginseng doll was brought down by this Liao hanging in the air, the whole person was no longer noisy, and even the sound of smiling and grinning came out of his mouth, as if he felt very interesting about this different experience.

This also made Chen Le and Zhang Liao cry and laugh, saying that children are easy to coax, a piece of candy can make him not noisy or noisy, say that he is not easy to coax, when he is naughty, no matter what you give him or say anything to him, you are indifferent.

Chen Le, who wanted to make contact with Mother Earth again, looked up at the shade of the tree overhead, and the rustle of the leaves in his ears was also blowing, and a few others knew that they were reporting on this big tree.

After a general look around, although the scenery is beautiful, if this beautiful scenery is not shared with the person in your heart, then this beautiful scenery will lose its meaning in your heart.

"Come, my lord, take it." Zhang Liao handed the hand holding the ginseng doll to Chen Le, "You can take him on the road ahead, don't change later." ”

"Can I just take it like you did?" The fox stared at him suspiciously, and his two hands roamed over the ginseng doll, not knowing where to grab him.

With the previous lesson, I can be regarded as knowing that this little guy still has some strength, coupled with Zhang Liao's general analysis of this little thing on the road, then when he guards him, he has to be even more cautious.

"Oh, I don't think I told you yet." chuckled, which made Chen Le even more confused.

"Say what?"

"Ginseng dolls have a weakness, but this weakness is not well known." began to play tricks here again, which made Chen Lehao unhappy.

"Okay, hurry up, don't sell it."

"That's his pigtails." also deliberately shook the small pigtails of this ginseng doll with his hand, and the whole person was controlled by Zhang Liao in his hand and at his mercy.

"Fortunately, this ginseng doll didn't have a shaved head, if it was bald, then I would have to use a hard one." At the end of the words, his voice was much softer, and it seemed to be mixed with a little reluctance.

"But as long as you grab his pigtails, then his ability will be blocked, even if his strength is monstrous, there is nothing he can do." After speaking, he also carried the ginseng doll in front of him and made a grimace to tease him.

It's a pity that the expected effect was not only not achieved, but also developed in the opposite direction, and a bubble of hot boy urine ejaculated directly on Zhang Liao's face.

It was still flowing down his face and into his mouth.

"Phew, bah, bah." The whole face smelled of urine, and it smelled disgusting.

Chen Le couldn't suppress his smile when he saw this scene, and the whole person held his stomach and laughed non-stop.

"A gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, hahaha."

Zhang Liao couldn't help either, so he had to double the honor of being empowered by the boy's urine to this little thing, and began to pinch his little face again.

The whole face was pinched red, and he didn't let go, but the ginseng doll, tears were squeezed out, and it looked a little distressing.

"This makes you so bad, and you pee on me." The whole person is similar to the perverted uncle.,I have a special habit for this kind of young child.。

"I have to be pinched into a pig's head by you, give it to me."

After Zhang Liao heard this, he also stopped the movements of his hands, and before the handover, he made a grimace to show the little doll, and the ending this time was better.

There was no child's urine, no face-pinching perverts, only two hearty laughter echoing in the air.

Chen Le also took the pigtail of the ginseng doll and walked alone on the way back to the base camp.

"Why did you change the shopkeeper today?"

"That's right, why didn't Chen Le come today."

"Do you think Chen Le committed something big and absconded for fear of crime?"

At the arcade, six long lines lined up in an orderly manner, and apart from the gossip, the rest of the law and order was fine.

Zhao Yun was also very satisfied and stood in front of the counter, looking at the fruits of his labor during the day today, showing a pleased smile.

"If the lord knew that I was so capable, he would be happy."

And now Chen Le, on the way back, is alone, teasing the baby, leaving Zhao Yun's stubble completely behind, don't say worry, I don't remember that I still have such a video game city where I can play games.

"Little guy, you must behave well in front of Yuantong later, do you hear it?" Kind eyebrows and good intentions are here to say this to the ginseng doll.

However, this little guy seemed to be very unhappy that he had been grabbed by his pigtails, so he turned his head directly and didn't even look at Chen Le.

In his eyes, anyone who grabs his pigtails and doesn't let go is not a good person.

"I'm still angry, you can grow up like this."

"What are you talking about?" A woman's voice came from not far away, and it sounded familiar.

"Yuantong, Yuantong!" Responding loudly, hearing her voice, he couldn't wait to fly over with his wings, trotted a few steps, and pulled the big leaf in front of him with his hand, and an empty field of vision was reflected in Chen Le's field of vision.

Sun Yuantong's big eyes were also staring at him here, I don't know what strange things this Chen Le himself was talking to himself there, could it be that he grabbed a doll and made himself crazy.